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Chapter 2"If I can say one thing, that was a close call. She almost nearly kissed you twice." said Sakura as she and Sasuke walked back towards the village.
"None of that would have happened if you didn't bring that mask here in the first place." said Sasuke.
"I don't know how she found it after Kakashi got rid of it. It's all a mystery to me." she replied.
"I can't believe that I'm actually lying. But I've got no choice. However, as long as I don't let them know I kept it, everything will be normal, for now." thought Sakura.
As they walked on further, both were unaware that a certain someone was watching them from behind a tree, grinning evilly.
Sometime later, Sakura and Sasuke arrived back at Konoha, though Sakura had looked back to make sure that no one had followed them. Meanwhile, Ino was quietly sneaking behind the buildings in the village. For all that was known, she was bent on getting even with Sakura one way or another.
"Truth be told readers, I can guarantee that things are gonna go down with a REALLY BIG BANG." she said while snickering devilishly.
Later on...
Sakura was out by herself going for a walk through the forest while thinking to herself about certain, primarily the mask. She knew all along that deep down inside it was wrong for her to keep the mask for herself, but nevertheless it made her feel like a free spirit, being able to do whatever she wanted without hesitation, as well as acting on her thoughts, dreams and desires. But now that Ino was using it, she couldn't help but feel guilty.
Speaking of which, Ino was currently hidden up in a tree, watching her with anticipation. She had set a carefully concealed trap right underneath a pile of leaves, with a random basket of cookies (that she baked). The trap itself was restrained by a rope, which was tied to a wooden steak that was pressed into the ground.
"This is a plan that can't possibly fail. She'll never know what hit her once she springs my trap. And for the record, I hope it works." said Ino
Meanwhile down below, Sakura was still walking down the path until she came to a stop when she saw the cookies, which made her confused.
"I don't know where those cookies came from, but they do look good." Sakura said while picking them up. She then walked off, eating a cookie along the way. Ino's eyes popped out of her sockets with shock and disbelief. She jumped down from the tree and went over to observe her trap.
"This is impossible, the trap should have sprang on her when she picked up the cookies. The wooden steak was suppose to come loose from the ground. How could it not work?" wondered Ino.
But she soon got a taste of her own medicine when the trap sprang on her instead, where she ended up sealed within a metal cage.
"This is embarrassing."
Three minutes later, Sakura was down sitting by the lake, still eating some of the cookies while reading a graphic novel. Ino on the other hand was setting up her next scheme to dispose of her. She had constructed a large slingshot which was complete with an extra flexible latex band. Stretching it back at about 30 feet, she loaded a big rock into the pocket of the slingshot.
"At a trajectory of this exact length, I'm predicting that I should be able to hit Sakura at about point blank range. This scheme sounds so easy that I can just taste it." she said.
With an evil and scheming smirk, she released the band, launching the rock at an incredible velocity. She smiled to herself, feeling confident that her scheme will succeed. But little did she know that Sakura had unknowingly anticipated her trick. She ducked down, letting the rock fly pass her and across the lake, where it soon bounced off a tree and into the air, heading in the opposite direction towards Ino, who was busy dancing with joy, believing that her scheme had worked.
But her joy went away when she looked up and saw the rock coming down at her.
"Oopsie."
Within seconds, she was smashed by the rock. Sakura came walking by, laughing at her as she went along. After she was gone, Ino crawled out from under the rock. Her whole body was flat like a pancake.
"Excuse me folks while I fix myself up."
Pulling out a helium tank from behind a tree, Ino placed the nozzle in her mouth. Turning the valve, she began to pump herself back to normal. Unfortunately, she pumped too much helium into her body and her head started blowing up like a balloon, with her eyes bulging out. She quickly turned off the tank and blew out all the excess air, returning her head to normal size.
"Oh well, you know what they say, back to the drawing board."
About two hours later, Sakura had decided to sit down and rest for a while. She sat down and layed against a tree, closing her eyes to take a nap. While she was sleeping, Ino snuck up close to her and placed a large stick of dynamite right beside her and then dashed off.
She hid behind a large rock, snickering to herself. She covered her ears and smiled sinisterly.
"Once that dynamite explodes, Sakura will be blown clear across kingdom come. I just can't get enough excitement."
But as she was waiting for the explosion, someone tapped her on the shoulder. She turned her head around and looked to see that it was Sakura.
"Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, but you dropped something along the way." said Sakura as she handed her the dynamite before walking away.
"Readers, let's just say that those who wear the Mask for awhile, can learn from it too. I've learned a few pointers from my wacky alter ego to say the least, such as outwitting your rivals."
As soon as Sakura was out of sight, the dynamite exploded, reducing Ino to burning ashes.
"Is their a doctor in the house?" asked Ino.
Later back at the village...
"I don't know how Ino was able to get her hands on that creepy mask. Kakashi-sensei said that he got rid of it, or maybe like Sasuke said, he just did a bad job with it." said Naruto while sitting up on a tree branch.
"Are you gonna keep talking to yourself all day?" asked Sakura who came walking up.
"Sorry, I'm just trying to relieve some stress, especially because of-"
"The Mask."
"Yeah, thanks for the reminder." he replied with sarcasm.
"If I didn't know any better, it sounded to me like you were actually scared of the mask."
"Whoa Sakura. I never said that I was scared of it."
"No, but you implied it."
"All this talk about the mask is making me think back to all those horrible things you did while wearing it."
"Aw isn't that cute. Little Naruto is frightened by a magical mask." Sakura teased.
"Stop that, because of you, I had mask nightmares every night for the past six weeks."
"Calm down, I'm just teasing you. Besides, since Ino's wearing the mask,she's been trying all day to get rid of me with random schemes."
"What kind of schemes?"
"She tried to trap me in a cage, hit me with a rock, blow me up with dynamite. It's too bad that none of them worked."
"Whoa, she sounds persistant."
"I know. Whatever she's up to this time, I can be sure that she's not gonna give up."
"Special delivery." said an unknown voice.
The two young ninjas soon noticed a red and yellow box sitting near the tree. It had a card attached to it, but there was no writing on it. Naruto jumped down from the tree branch to take a closer look at it.
"I don't know where that came from, but I wonder what's inside." said Naruto.
How about you see for yourself." suggested Sakura.
Walking over and picking up the box, Naruto slowly opened it up. But he soon got a major surprise when Ino popped up out of the box.
"Hello there." greeted Ino before kissing him on the lips, making a popping sound when their lips broke apart. Naruto reacted with disgust as he wiped his mouth and spat out her saliva.
"That was disgusting."
"Come on cubby, you know you liked that."
"You're crazy."
"Aw, that's so cute. Allow me to shower you with my endless kisses." she said before she leaped onto him and began smothering him with unstoppable kisses while he struggled to get her off of him, but to no avail.
Meanwhile, Sakura was busy trying to come up with a plan to get the mask back.
"Let's see, taking it off directly won't work. Maybe somehow, I could trick her into taking it off. It sounds risky, but it might work." thought Sakura.
"Oh excuse me Mask?" she called to her.
"Do you mind, I'm very busy here." she said after climbing off of Naruto, who's face was covered with kisses. But rather than saying one word, instead he fainted from the shock and the pressure.
"I give up, you are too much for me to handle. Your supernatural power and mischievous personality are overwhelming. You've been working for too long, how's about taking a rest." suggested Sakura.
"Wait a minute, how do I know you're not just lying?"
"Come on Mask, this is me, your old pal Sakura. Don't you remember all the fun we had together. I miss it all so much."
"Hmm, are you sure about that?"
"Would I lie?"
"Well why didn't you say so. I gotta admit, if they're was anyone I liked being with more, it was you. You really knew how to make things exciting when we were together. Ino is nothing special, all she wanted was to get you out of the way so she could be the center of attention from boys. Well, it was fun while it lasted, but I think I've done enough for today."
With that, Ino reached for her face and with one hard tug, she pulled the mask straight off, returning to normal.
"Whoa,what happened?" asked Ino while rubbing her head.
"You took the mask from my closet and used it to try and get rid of me. I hope you realized that not everyone can wear the mask for their own personal gain."
"I'm sorry about stealing the mask. I couldn't help it, I just felt an uncontrollable urge to put it, I wanted to see what it was like to have a taste of the wild side."
"I figured, your alter ego told me everything."
"So, no hard feelings, right Sakura?"
"Hold that thought."
Taking the mask out of her hands, Sakura brought it up to her face and let it wrap around her head. Pretty soon, she became her green faced alter ego once more.
"You don't have to worry, Sakura and I have no grudge towards you. But, I think you deserve a little gift."
"Really, what is it?"
"A nice and comfortable, ATOMIC WEDGIE." she shouted before pulling Ino's underwear up over her head.
"Oh yeah baby, the mask is back and better than ever. Until next time readers, I love you."
Afterwards, she leaned forward and planted a big kiss on the screen.
"LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE COMES THE MASK,HA HA HA."
She then took off running into the distance.
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Comments: 3
Any-Other [2013-07-02 01:33:38 +0000 UTC]
Oh Ino, taking it off was one thing, but giving it back?
I have a feeling Naruto's going to be completely miserable by the end of this little saga.
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OnyxSteelGray1213 [2011-09-04 04:47:44 +0000 UTC]
Awesome, love the failed traps, reminds me of loony tunes.
Can't wait to see the two new Naruto/Mask stories.
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