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Published: 2010-07-23 17:06:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 10685; Favourites: 282; Downloads: 0
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These are the translations for Kirk's horrible handwriting:Panel 1: I am going through pon (pawn because Kirk can't spell) farr and you are the cure.
Panel 2: You are the most logical girl I have ever met.
Panel 3: I do not need to meld with you to know that you are thinking about me.
Panel 4: My blood is green, Sehlat are fuzzy, You will never know love, Until you bond with me
So, yeah, there's really no point to this comic. It just sounded fun to do.
Kirk and Spock (c) Roddenberry.
EDIT:
HOLY CRAP. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FAVORITES!!!
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET THIS MANY.... WOW.
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Also, I
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Their pick up lines had my laughing so hard xD
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I don't care if there is no point I giggled none the less. Nice job :]
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Glad I could make you laugh
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Loved the crayon drawing idea, very cute.
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It seemed like something Kirk would use xD
And thank you! <3
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I'm not gonna lie, I totally swooned when Spock recited his pick up line.
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You're in the same boat with kirk xD
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LOL
How about:
Theoretically, if you were a phaser rather than an organic being, you would be decidedly inefficient as your only plausible setting would be "stunning".
Pardon me, Captain Kirk, but I wish to ascertain if you hold a clerical position at the Academy book repository for I am, indeed, checking you out as it were.
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...C-can I marry you?
THOSE WERE AMAZING.
Kirk could use some tips from you.
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You may bribe me into matrimony through expensive gifts.
Or Spock. XDD
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Spock is the best way to convince me to do anything xD
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O God, those are brilliant.
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Do you subscribe to the concept of predestined affection based on initial visual perception? Or shall I walk by again?
XD
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I am concerned that you are not showing signs of fatigue, as you have been vigorously sprinting through the confines of my subconscious since dawn.
If your physical being were to be compared to that of an Earth automobile, I would be the first to compliment you on the number of miscellaneous items stored in the rear compartment of said vehicle.
Allow me to compliment you on your choice in attire. Might I suggest improving upon it by discarding it upon my floor?
xDDD
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//is dying from laughter//
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No, the lines are supposed to seduce, not murder!
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Too late! @-@
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Also:
You display superior taste in footwear. In an unrelated matter, I would like to mate with you.
The inertial dampeners must be malfunctioning, because you are most assuredly rocking my world.
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This one amuses me to no end (just replace Uhura with Kirk and we're all good)
βCadet Uhura.β
βYes, Professor Spock?β
βI would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.β
βOh?β
βIndeed. It is to be a small celebratory gathering.β
βOh, that sounds fantastic. Where are you planning on holding it?β
βAh, that isβahemβI intend to host this event within the confines of my regulation issued uniform slacks.β
β...wa...wait.β
βYes?β
β...did you just...β
βDid I just...?β
βInvite meβuhβYes.β
βYes?β
βI would love to come to a party in your pants, Spock.β
βThat is most...agreeable.β
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I think we all here are part of st_xi_kink? That part of the meme was my all time favourite. XD
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What were your parents' professions...because certain sections of your anatomy resemble fine baking.
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Your regulation slacks appear to have good specular reflection, for I can see an image of myself therein.
Aaaand I think that's all the farther I can take xD
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LOL
Pleasure geeking off with you!
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*snrk* Geeking off sounds like we've been doing... questionable things xD
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Which we would never do. Responsible adults that we are.
*snortgiggle*
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Oh. My. God.
You are amazing XDDD
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LOL I love this fandom. It's relaxed and funny.
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I agree 100% XD
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I want a Vulcan to recite poetry to me!
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Who wouldn't? It would have to be awesome!
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I keep imaging Kirk going to the synthesizer and asking for crayons. And paper.
I love this
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I figured they were the only drawing instruments he knew how to use xD
And thank you!
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Tru tru...
You're welcome!
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LMAO!
Kirks face at the end.
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I enjoyed drawing that face xD
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Awww, this was so adorable all i see are fuzzy bunnies hopping around me
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