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*i know this satire has been done before but i just had to do my own so spare me those comments*as you might know all the images come directly from [link] ...the Dept of Homeland Security's website on how to survive a terrorist attack... its really quite laugable.... i hope this is equally as laughable too
props to :two11two: for the insight
...full size print available soon...
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Comments: 771
Serendipity1889 [2015-12-07 06:53:12 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHHAHAHA I'M MUSLIM and arab and I FOUND THIS SO FUNNY!!!
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okayfinewhatever [2013-07-09 23:47:43 +0000 UTC]
ahahahahahahahaha~ can't stop laughing! May I have permission to email this to some friends?
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Ari-Heart-Matsuri [2013-03-17 14:13:48 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha the "REMEMBER THE 3 C'S OF TERROR SURVIVAL
1 CONTEMPLATE
2 CRAWL
3 CRY"
seriously cracks me up! It made me actually laugh out loud! xD Funny shit!
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minymoe678 [2012-04-02 13:52:40 +0000 UTC]
I think im gonna stay away from rivers with fish in now....
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redrosesturnwhite [2011-06-09 02:37:47 +0000 UTC]
I cannot believe they actually released a "How to Survive a Terrorist Attack" brochure. Well done for mocking where entirely appropriate. I loooove this!
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redrosesturnwhite [2011-06-09 02:37:47 +0000 UTC]
I cannot believe they actually released a "How to Survive a Terrorist Attack" brochure. Well done for mocking where entirely appropriate. I loooove this!
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GriswaldTerrastone [2011-05-12 20:08:57 +0000 UTC]
The only problem with living in a democracy: you eventually end up with the government you deserve.
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paranoidalchemist [2010-11-30 06:50:09 +0000 UTC]
This is epic. I'm gonna go practice my "Hot Steppa" right now.
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The-Hybrid-Mobian [2010-05-03 22:13:21 +0000 UTC]
i was giggling like an idiot the whole way through XD nice work XD
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The-Navigators [2010-01-25 03:17:15 +0000 UTC]
I love it. (I've had issues with Homeland Security for a while now).
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trinityblood100 [2009-12-08 17:54:09 +0000 UTC]
thank god i am white and live in the suburbs? hahahahahaha
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Aurora-Storm [2009-10-24 23:40:11 +0000 UTC]
The only problem with this image is it seems so pixelated, and you spelt whistle incorrectly. Trivial concerns, considering the tears of laughter this image brought to my eyes.
Is the quality as pixelated on the printed version?
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Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2009-10-10 01:58:44 +0000 UTC]
lol this is epic, will buy this print someday soon!
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Shannen483 [2009-09-17 00:53:35 +0000 UTC]
I laughed so much it hurt! This is very funny indeed.
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kiwi920 [2009-09-12 02:34:05 +0000 UTC]
"if radiation does not leave, then let it spend the night in your basment" ROTFLMFAO
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herroplease [2009-07-09 18:14:43 +0000 UTC]
pull over to let the nuclear explosion get by? lol
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gaianchild [2009-05-21 17:41:27 +0000 UTC]
It is utterly impossible to read this without laughing. Just fantastic!
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montia [2009-05-07 04:34:48 +0000 UTC]
when I first saw these images on the ready.gov site I wanted to make something like this too but never did! I'm glad someone did. Awesome!
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captain-fluffy [2009-03-22 19:32:15 +0000 UTC]
i couldnt stop laughing thru this whole thing! awesome
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NapoleonBonerhard [2009-02-27 13:58:06 +0000 UTC]
The ones about not letting fire and radiation into your home, the Three C's, and not listening to Radiation's family quarrels made me laugh pretty fucking hard.
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Blues-Antenna [2009-02-11 06:34:00 +0000 UTC]
X D All this was so funny!
I was reading it during a show and laughing like a tard the whole time.
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Suinaliath [2009-01-27 22:02:24 +0000 UTC]
Around the fourth row I started laughing so hard I cried.
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