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How to Survive a Terror Attack
Published: 2003-06-06 03:13:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 125495; Favourites: 3324; Downloads: 23000
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*i know this satire has been done before but i just had to do my own so spare me those comments*as you might know all the images come directly from [link] ...the Dept of Homeland Security's website on how to survive a terrorist attack... its really quite laugable.... i hope this is equally as laughable too
props to :two11two: for the insight
...full size print available soon...
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You are a genius! The first thing I would do is hide under the computer table. My chanses of survival would be 2%! Yay!
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You should work for the government. People would pay attention to what you say.
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Those nuclear blasts are kinda hard to sleep through.
Thanks for this! I'll distribute fliers in my local, white suburban neighborhood immediately!
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VERY funny. Your advice is far better than the government's!
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This is pure brilliance. Definitely worthy of a DD with the awesome humor.
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MY of MY....like it....liked to publish it? here is where:[link]
let me know if you like it.
cheers
Chuy.
Lolocal Magazine.
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Nice, it reminds me of the 'Duck and Cover' videos from the Cold War Era, get under a table (+2 pts. survival percentage) put head between legs and kiss ass goodbye. Well done, I now feel ready, but can't go without saying I noticed a typo. Unless you want it to say 'Lysol will only temporarily mask unsavory biological ODers...' instead of odors.
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LMFAO at the second last one and the last one in the third row! Bahahaha!!!!
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These are all hilarious, but my favorite is: "Make sure you have pulled all the way over so the nuclear blast can get by." 
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That is so mean and politically incorrect at so many levels 
I bet in the DHS were reading this and they said "Hey! These ain't bad ideas"
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Another typo: Shouldn't 'oders' be 'odors' or 'odours'? (I'm British so I'm not sure if you spell it with the u or not...)
Hilarious though. Best satire I've seen in ages!
"DO NOT PONDER THEIR HYPNOTIC PROPOGANDA!"
Rofl.
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I bet Radiation is not that bad when you meet it in person. These are just stereotypes.
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hilarious xD
very original and who doesn't love a mockery of government signs? ;D
back to the future <3
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Hahahh 'do not let the fire inside your home'
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LOL.
Excellent. Staying away from those dastardly books should help save us
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i think i just scared my co-worker from laughing so loud
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This seriously made my night that much better. Deffinatly couldn't stop laughing =]]
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This is hilarious! Mind if I show my teacher and a few random friends? I'm sure they'd love it.
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Hilarious!
I wonder why radiation lives in Austin, Texas though?
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Wow... Its almost like the PORTAL Tutorial for the 360
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