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Published: 2013-05-26 13:39:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 507; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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sdjlkdsjflkjlasflkaName: Chartreuse (Shar-troos)
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Likes: Killing, blood, subjugation, being alone, nighttime, anything sharp
Dislikes: Being talked to, high-noon, summer, anything girly, knockoffs, people touching her (even more so her head),
Personality: inhumane, cruel, hateful, dark, somewhat short tempered, selfish, greedy, aggressive, threatening, independent, psychotic
Occupation: Thief, and limited assassin
S.O.: Straight... (kinda leaning towards asexual, if that's even possible)
R. Status: Single
Other:
- she likes to keep something from things she's killed. Like heads, blood, etc.
- she burned down her own house out of sheer boredom.
- If you talk to her, 19/20 times it will end up with her talking about killing/eating you. She is very rude. :U
- She named her ax Maverick
- She tends to "flirt" (if you even call it flirting. It is the creepiest thing EVER.) with guys that remind her of her deceased brother.
Adventure Time (c) Pendelton Ward / Cartoon Network
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Chartreuse: Your enemy is in another castle. *looks over at HM and snatches her axe back*
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(At HIM, lol)
Good Sir: You... are... my daughterrrrr!!!
Happy Man: ...........
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Chartreuse: Wh- Not true! I knew my father!
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Good Sir: HE WAS NOT YOUR FATHER.
Happy Man: *Who is this mannnnn*
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Chartreuse: You weird FREAK! Get out of here!
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Good Sir: I LOVE YOU, DAUGHTER.
Happy Man: ???
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Happy Man: Chartreuse, Let's jet.
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Chartreuse: I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE WITH YOU, DUMB POTATO!
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Happy Man: Okay let's go! *Grabs Chartreuse's hands*
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Chartreuse: Don't touch me! *takes her hand back*
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Happy Man: I'm sorry, I must be moving too fast for you, but I know you love me, so it'll be alright.
Good Sir: EHHHHEEEEEEEHHHEHEEEHEEEEEEHEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
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Chartreuse: I'm going to ship you off to a mental hospital!
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Happy Man: We can take him right now, my love!
Good Sir: Wasn't she talking about you... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEEEEHEEEEH
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Chartreuse: The one thing I agree with *adjusts axe in hand*
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Good Sir: You agree with me?
Happy Man: No! She agrees with me! I'm sure he won't stand a chance against us, Charry!
Good Sir: NO.
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Chartreuse: Don't call me charry!!
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Happy Man: Whatever you say Treuse.
Good Sir: EEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEHEHEHHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEhEHeheHEEEEEEEHEH
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Chartreuse: *Comes at good sir with axe raised*
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Happy Man:
Good Sir: NO, CHARRY! YAY!
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Chartreuse: MY NAME IS CHARTREUSE! *swings at his neck*
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Good Sir: *Axe goes though neck, but his neck just sort of vaporized and healed back* I am... INVINCIBLE!
Happy Man: ......
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Chartreuse: *looks at Happy man* We have to kill him.
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Happy Man: We will. *Take chainsaw out of his pocket*
Good Sir: How did you...?
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(( Please draw happy man so that I may draw this scene. ))
Chartreuse: *ready's axe*
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((I WILL BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAVORITE))
Happy Man: *Pulls many more things out of his pockets*
Good Sir: EEEEHHHHEEEEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEEHEEEEEHEEEH!
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(( IT IS MY MORE FAVORITE. ))
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(( NO IT IS MINE, I WILL DRAW HIM FOR YOU FOREVER))
Happy Man: *Continues to pull things out of his pockets*
Good Sir: *continues laughing maniacally laugh laugh luaughghhg*
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(( NO. IT'S MINE. BUT YAAAAAY. ))
Chartreuse: You have the dumbest laugh, you know that?
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(( I WILL NEVER POST HIM ))
Happy Man: *continues pulling things out of his pockets*
Good Sir: No, It's Lovely... all my friends have told me so , EHHEHEEHHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHHEHEHEH
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(( I WILL KILL YOU. ))
Chartreuse: Your friends lied to you, fatty.
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(( OKAY FINE I WILL DRAW HIM ))
Happy Man: *Still pulling things out of his pockets... there is now a six foot pile of... things.. and... stuff*
Good Sir: NO. THEY LOVED IT. Only my enemies hate it! They cannot see the truth in its deep ring.!.!.!.
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(( ))
Chartreuse: It's ugly like you.
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(( ))
Good Sir: Oh no, I'm a Sexy man, and I am NOT fat... I am skinny, svelt even.
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Chartreuse: I will chop you up and eat you.
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Happy Man: I GOT IT! *12 foot pile of objects behind them*
Good Sir: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! *Where did he keep all that?*
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Chartreuse: SHUT YO FACE.
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Happy Man/Good Sir: Who, me?
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Happy Man: *Pulls out something from behind his back* I got you a gift,dearest.
Good Sir: WWWEEEWWEWEWWWEWEEWWWEWOWOWOWOWOWEWEWEIWIEWIEWIIEWOWUWEWUEWYEW!
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Charteuse: I DON'T WANT IT.
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Happy Man: Here you go! *Hands small box*
Good Sir: *I thought they were fighting me???*
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Chartreuse: .....*opens it*
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Happy Man: IT"S A NECKLACE!!! *Grabs and tenderly puts around neck(Quickly though, so as she won't destroy him) *
Good Sir: *I've been forgotten*
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Chartreuse: DO NOT GO NEAR MY HEAD!!!!
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Happy Man: Just wait... Okay now! Press your hand on the locket on the necklace.
Good Sir: *Am I even here anymore?*
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Chartreuse: I do not want this.
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Happy Man: Preeeeeesss ititititiitit!
Good Sir:......
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Chartreuse: Only to shut you up. *presses it*
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Happy Man: Oh Oh oH Ot's magic...! *Opens and a bunch of tiny baby axes scurry out and fly around* They are at your command my dear! And don't worry about losing them, they'll find you!
Good Sir: This... is weird.
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