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Oh! Ha, ha, ha.
  Someone got some air. SNAP!
Oh! I still hate you.
Still hate you. Such Power. It's raw power.
Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week.
Okay, here's the deal: Number one, you will fix that fucking drywall now. And Number two, you have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday, and you will go!
Dad, why are you walking to me like this? I'm your son.
I'm not buying that crap anymore.
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
  Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Let's get it on."
That was about the fighting. I'm so not a raper.
  Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
  ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! You two guys leave me no choice. No television for a week.
  WHAT???!!!
  We are so serious, guys.
  YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
  This goes in Kiko wall safe...
  COME ON!
  And it's gonna stay there.
NO!
  Okay.
  THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
  IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!

Description
Oh! Ha, ha, ha.
  Someone got some air. SNAP!
Oh! I still hate you.
Still hate you. Such Power. It's raw power.
Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week.
Okay, here's the deal: Number one, you will fix that fucking drywall now. And Number two, you have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday, and you will go!
Dad, why are you walking to me like this? I'm your son.
I'm not buying that crap anymore.
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
  Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Let's get it on."
That was about the fighting. I'm so not a raper.
  Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
  ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! You two guys leave me no choice. No television for a week.
  WHAT???!!!
  We are so serious, guys.
  YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
  This goes in Kiko wall safe...
  COME ON!
  And it's gonna stay there.
NO!
  Okay.
  THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
  IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!