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monstermaster13 — Male Celebs I Simp Over.

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Description - Christopher Walken. I am obsessed with all things Walken and am mesmerized by him, make no mistake about that...there is no one like him, he is oddly alluring even when he's being evil and especially in Batman Returns, The Prophecy and Sleepy Hollow. He is awesome and if he was a real vampire i'd totally let him bite me. I'd willingly surrender to him.
- David Bowie. Has Bowie ever not looked amazing in anything? I swear that man could rock any outfit, even women's clothing, and he appeals to both genders too.  He is also missed very much and i'm one of those people that misses him.
- Mick Jagger. You might be wondering 'do you have a thing for musicians who are either British or are much older now?', yes...I do and who better than Sir Mick. Seriously, can we talk about how Mick is the master of being gruff and rebelious but also oddly graceful and alluring, not to mention his reputation as a sex symbol. Keith also isn't bad looking either, people make all sorts of jokes about the Stones being as old as the hills and being so ancient they'lre prehistoric but...Mick doesn't look half bad, he actually looks much more attractive than he did when he was younger and he already was attractive when he was younger.  He and Keith are adorable together as a pair.  And Mick and David Bowie in that music video....ooooh, I would definitely want to be iin that video, although i'm not sure if I would prefer to be Bowie or Mick in that scenario. Both of them looked like they were having fun.
- Iggy Pop.
- Freddie Mercury.
- Billy Idol.
-  Corey Feldman. Even if he's 'impersonating' MJ,  Corey's still charming in his own odd wall and I can't help but obsesses over him.
- Dan Aykroyd. Dear Dan Aykroyd...why are you my mirror image in every single way? Why are you so adorable and precious and so interesting? Because he is Dan Aykroyd that's all. People say he is crazy because he believes in aliens and ghosts being real but I am glad he is passionate about his hobby.
- John Candy. Why did he have to die? I only found about his passing way back in 2006, several years after hsi death in 1994 and it still makes me feel all weepy,  you could imagine this guy being your neighbor, bestie, or even your dad or uncle because he was that lovable.  And yes, Playgirl magazine did choose him as the Sexiest Man In America in 1985. The editors of that magazine must have good taste.
- Jeff Goldblum. Goldblum is very fascinating and i'm glad he exists. I love my Brundlefly.
- Michael Jackson.
- Billy Zane. It should be illegal for someone to be this good looking with no hair, seriously between him and Patrick Stewart...wow.  I mean look at the guy, he oozes charisma..even in Demon Knight where he is basically being a demon...seriously, that man has got a very velvetine voice, and looks damn good in almost anything.
- Bill Hader. Similar kind of energy to Aykroyd, dorky but also really adorable and fun and also has a bit of a smug side too. So multifaceted.
- Corey Hiam.
- Josh Peck.
- Jay Leno. I know Jay may be an odd choice, but the guy seems really approachable and friendly and like you could invite him over and have a conversation.  Plus he's one of the most wholesome comedians I know, actually he's now currently the most wholesome comedian ever considering that the person who used to have that title (i.e Bill Cosby) isn't so wholesome anymore. So far nothing has ruined Leno and he is still the most wholesome comedian I know of...and no, the Leno/Conan debacle doesn't count...since, most of the points may against Jay are from people like Howard Stern and others who label him as a 'backstabber' or 'criminal' siimply just because of what happened.  I don't believe those things, Howard has always disliked Jay, for very petty reasons. Nobody touch Jay, do you hear me? Jay is mine.
- George Clooney.
- Sly Stallone.
- Danny Trejo.
- John Goodman.
- Weird Al. I adore Weird Al, really..who doesn't?
- Alice Cooper.
- Chris Sarandon.
- Jack Black.
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