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"This just in. The infamous eco-terrorist styling himself 'El Kapitan de Planeta' has attacked a Finnish fishing vessel, said to be in retaliation for that country's stance on whaling (Finland is actually an anti-whaling country). Mr de Planeta is part of the underground radical environmentalist group, the Al Planatir, which employs advanced weapons technologies in disrupting the activities of businesses, research institutions and other organizations considered by them to be detrimental to the environment. The United States has recently declared a 'War on the Environment,' and has pledged to root out these terrorists, who are believed to be holed up somewhere in the Caribbean."

Just a funny thing (at least, I think so). Done entirely in MSPaint on the school computers, so kindly excuse the lack of polish.

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"This just in. The infamous eco-terrorist styling himself 'El Kapitan de Planeta' has attacked a Finnish fishing vessel, said to be in retaliation for that country's stance on whaling (Finland is actually an anti-whaling country). Mr de Planeta is part of the underground radical environmentalist group, the Al Planatir, which employs advanced weapons technologies in disrupting the activities of businesses, research institutions and other organizations considered by them to be detrimental to the environment. The United States has recently declared a 'War on the Environment,' and has pledged to root out these terrorists, who are believed to be holed up somewhere in the Caribbean."

Just a funny thing (at least, I think so). Done entirely in MSPaint on the school computers, so kindly excuse the lack of polish.