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Act 2 - Part 2 - A New Friend
for Arms

*Buhdeuce still remains motionless,
much to Arms' dismay*
Arms: No. No. This is impossible.
Please don't be toast. He's...he's....
he's almost history!
*Arms then proceeds to mourn
over Buhdeuce while the other clones
look rather surprised at this event*
Arms: I was afraid of this happening.
He's...gone.
Buhdeuce: *coughs* *he attempts to
open his eyes*
Arms: Wait! He's alive! He's coming back
to life!
Buhdeuce(still in a daze): *squints his eyes*
Sway Sway, is that you?
Arms: I'm not Sway Sway! My name is Arms.
Buhdeuce: WOAH! What the! Are you
a robot?!
Arms: Yes! I am. You okay, buddy?!
How's about you introduce yourself, kid.
Deucer: Oh, that's easy! The name's Buhdeuce
Von Deuce Berserkervich I (the first), but you
can call me Buhdeuce for short. I'm also 16
by the way.
Arms: Buhdeuce? Sounds like a nice name
to me.
Buhdeuce: Thanks for trying to get me
outta that daze.
Arms: You're welcome. I was worried about you.
I thought you were toast.
Buhdeuce: I just passed out, that's all.
Arms: Just a small question: Who are those
duckies over there? *points to Deucer's clones*
I talked to them and tried to seek help from
them.
Deucer: They're my clones. They were
created from the Clone Bread.
Arms: Clones, does that explain why they
resemble you?
Deucer: Yes.
Arms: Oooh. That sounds intriguing.
I think we should be friends.
Deucer: Who-better-what-now?!?
Arms: I turned a new leaf, okay!!!
Deucer: Okay, but, I kinda have a best friend.
Arms: Why have one, when you can have TWO?
Deucer: Buhhhh, okay!
Arms: Great *hugs Deucer*
All the Buhdeuces: Awwwww!
*they all cheer happily*
Old Timey Buhdeuce: D'awww, I guess
it is kinda cute. *gasp* Did I just...
*Some of the other Buhdeuce
clones giggle at Old Timey Buhdeuce*
Old Timey Buhdeuce: *blushes*
Well, I kinda thought it was adorable.
Arms: I think we'll make the bestest of friends,
eh, Buhdeuce?
Buhdeuce: Yep-yep! Right, Arms!
Arms: Oh! I know you're gonna love this!
*hands Deucer a balloon*
Buhdeuce: *gasps excitedly* Oh my bap,
a balloon! *he grabs it from Arms*
*He smiles, but then he notices that there's
a frowny face on the balloon. The balloon happens
to be colored red and the face is white*
Deucer: Why is there a sad face on the balloon.
Arms: It's sorry for the fact that you passed out.
Deucer: It's okay, balloon! I'm alright.
Arms(off-screen as the balloon): Nice to hear
that, Buhdeuce! I'm so sorry for you.
Deucer: *looks surprised, and then looks
at Arms* Did you just make it talk?
Arms: Yes. I can do voices, I did it once to
fool my nemesis. *does the same voice again,
it's high-pitched* Hi, Deucer! My name's Mr.
Balloon! *puts a happy face on the balloon*
I'm glad that you're alive, nice to see you!
(in his normal voice) I figured you'd like it if I
gave the balloon a voice.
Deucer: I love it! Thanks, Arms!
Arms: You're welcome! The pleasure is mine!
End of Act 2 Part 2

Act 3 - All's Well that Ends...not so Well!
*Arms is shown in bed with Deucer*
Arms: You sure nobody would mind if I slept
in your swamp pad for the night?
Deucer: Oh, no no no no no! It's perfectly
fine with me. You are my new friend, okay?
Arms: Okay, I was just wondering that's all.
Deucer: It's okay, you can sleep here.
Arms: Great! Nighty night!
Deucer: Goodnight, Arms!
*The two then go to sleep, and then it cuts
to 1 minute later*
Arms: *rolls around his sleep* Ugh! No!
No! This can't be happening!
*We then fade into Arms' dreams, he appears
in a background that's nothing but blank white*
Arms: What the? *sees a silhouette of Deucer
in the distance* Buhdeuce? Is that you? *walks
towards him, but the silhouetted ducky runs
away from him* HEY!!! COME BACK HERE!!!
*He runs after the silhouette of Deucer,
which then stops at a figure that looks like
Sway*
Arms: Huh? *looks at the figure* Is that the
Sway Sway guy he mentioned. They look so
happy together! *he runs towards the silhouettes*
(to the one that resembles Sway) Excuse me,
are you Sway Sway?
*The figure turns to look at Arms, and to his
shock, it's not Sway Sway but in fact a bird demon
with magenta skin and puffy, scarlet hair*
Demon: *giggles evily*
Arms: AAAAUGH! You're not Sway Sway, you're
a demon!
Buhdeuce: Uh oh! *gets duct-tape plastered
on his beak by the bird demon*
*The demon runs away with Deucer in her
arms. It's a female bird-like demon*
Arms: GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!
*We cut briefly back to reality, where Arms
is still trashing around in his sleep. Deucer looks
rather confused*
Deucer: Uhhh, I'm just gonna sleep outside!
Arms: Get back here! *moves his arms wildly
as if he was gonna punch someone*
*Deucer walks away from Arms, and we
go back to Arms' dream*
Arms: *still continues to run after the demon,
but stops once he sees what's in front of him*
*gasps* What the heck?!?!
(It's revealed that the demon has held
Buhdeuce and 3 of his clones hostage.
Deucer is strapped to chair with duct-tape
still on his beak, next to him are Sailor Moon
Buhdeuce, Surfer Dude Buhdeuce, and
Old-Timey Buhdeuce who are all trapped in
sacks and struggling to get out of there!)
Demon: Surprise!
Sailor Moon Deucer: Mmmph! Mmph!
Mmmm!
Surfer Dude Buhdeuce: *struggling to get
out of one of the sacks* Help me!
Old-Timey Deucer: Don't just stand there, ya
mug! Help us! And save me!!!
Arms: Nooooo! Not the clones, too!
(rather angrily to the Demon) HOW DARE YOU!!!
Demon: Sorry, robot! Your time is up!
Get your little friends before they're history!!!
*laughs maniacally* Toodle do! *runs off*
Arms: THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!! HOW IS
THIS HAPPENING?!?!? No! No....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Cut back to reality where Arms is waking
up from his nightmare*
Arms: AAAUGH! *pants slowly and rather
frightened* What was that demon bird girl
I saw?!
*He looks around to see if the demon's
actually there to haunt him, but to his relief
she's not*
Arms: Whew! Thank goodness, it was all just
a dream! *turns to the other side of the
bedroom* Hey, Deucer! I just wanted to let
you know that I had a nightmare! And you were
in it, it was really sca- *he stops for a moment*
Deucer? DEUCER?!?!
*He jumps out of the bed*
Arms: WHERE IS HE?!? *runs around the room
frantically* OH NO!!! WHAT IF THE BIRD DEMON
THAT WAS IN MY NIGHTMARE IS REAL, AND SHE
KIDNAPPED HIM WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?!!!
*stops running around, and gasps in horror*
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE'S OUT TO GET HIM!
I gotta do something about this!
*thinks to himself, and then gets an idea* I've
got it! I'll warn his clones about this! Maybe they'll
be able to help me out!!!

Description
Act 2 - Part 2 - A New Friend
for Arms

*Buhdeuce still remains motionless,
much to Arms' dismay*
Arms: No. No. This is impossible.
Please don't be toast. He's...he's....
he's almost history!
*Arms then proceeds to mourn
over Buhdeuce while the other clones
look rather surprised at this event*
Arms: I was afraid of this happening.
He's...gone.
Buhdeuce: *coughs* *he attempts to
open his eyes*
Arms: Wait! He's alive! He's coming back
to life!
Buhdeuce(still in a daze): *squints his eyes*
Sway Sway, is that you?
Arms: I'm not Sway Sway! My name is Arms.
Buhdeuce: WOAH! What the! Are you
a robot?!
Arms: Yes! I am. You okay, buddy?!
How's about you introduce yourself, kid.
Deucer: Oh, that's easy! The name's Buhdeuce
Von Deuce Berserkervich I (the first), but you
can call me Buhdeuce for short. I'm also 16
by the way.
Arms: Buhdeuce? Sounds like a nice name
to me.
Buhdeuce: Thanks for trying to get me
outta that daze.
Arms: You're welcome. I was worried about you.
I thought you were toast.
Buhdeuce: I just passed out, that's all.
Arms: Just a small question: Who are those
duckies over there? *points to Deucer's clones*
I talked to them and tried to seek help from
them.
Deucer: They're my clones. They were
created from the Clone Bread.
Arms: Clones, does that explain why they
resemble you?
Deucer: Yes.
Arms: Oooh. That sounds intriguing.
I think we should be friends.
Deucer: Who-better-what-now?!?
Arms: I turned a new leaf, okay!!!
Deucer: Okay, but, I kinda have a best friend.
Arms: Why have one, when you can have TWO?
Deucer: Buhhhh, okay!
Arms: Great *hugs Deucer*
All the Buhdeuces: Awwwww!
*they all cheer happily*
Old Timey Buhdeuce: D'awww, I guess
it is kinda cute. *gasp* Did I just...
*Some of the other Buhdeuce
clones giggle at Old Timey Buhdeuce*
Old Timey Buhdeuce: *blushes*
Well, I kinda thought it was adorable.
Arms: I think we'll make the bestest of friends,
eh, Buhdeuce?
Buhdeuce: Yep-yep! Right, Arms!
Arms: Oh! I know you're gonna love this!
*hands Deucer a balloon*
Buhdeuce: *gasps excitedly* Oh my bap,
a balloon! *he grabs it from Arms*
*He smiles, but then he notices that there's
a frowny face on the balloon. The balloon happens
to be colored red and the face is white*
Deucer: Why is there a sad face on the balloon.
Arms: It's sorry for the fact that you passed out.
Deucer: It's okay, balloon! I'm alright.
Arms(off-screen as the balloon): Nice to hear
that, Buhdeuce! I'm so sorry for you.
Deucer: *looks surprised, and then looks
at Arms* Did you just make it talk?
Arms: Yes. I can do voices, I did it once to
fool my nemesis. *does the same voice again,
it's high-pitched* Hi, Deucer! My name's Mr.
Balloon! *puts a happy face on the balloon*
I'm glad that you're alive, nice to see you!
(in his normal voice) I figured you'd like it if I
gave the balloon a voice.
Deucer: I love it! Thanks, Arms!
Arms: You're welcome! The pleasure is mine!
End of Act 2 Part 2

Act 3 - All's Well that Ends...not so Well!
*Arms is shown in bed with Deucer*
Arms: You sure nobody would mind if I slept
in your swamp pad for the night?
Deucer: Oh, no no no no no! It's perfectly
fine with me. You are my new friend, okay?
Arms: Okay, I was just wondering that's all.
Deucer: It's okay, you can sleep here.
Arms: Great! Nighty night!
Deucer: Goodnight, Arms!
*The two then go to sleep, and then it cuts
to 1 minute later*
Arms: *rolls around his sleep* Ugh! No!
No! This can't be happening!
*We then fade into Arms' dreams, he appears
in a background that's nothing but blank white*
Arms: What the? *sees a silhouette of Deucer
in the distance* Buhdeuce? Is that you? *walks
towards him, but the silhouetted ducky runs
away from him* HEY!!! COME BACK HERE!!!
*He runs after the silhouette of Deucer,
which then stops at a figure that looks like
Sway*
Arms: Huh? *looks at the figure* Is that the
Sway Sway guy he mentioned. They look so
happy together! *he runs towards the silhouettes*
(to the one that resembles Sway) Excuse me,
are you Sway Sway?
*The figure turns to look at Arms, and to his
shock, it's not Sway Sway but in fact a bird demon
with magenta skin and puffy, scarlet hair*
Demon: *giggles evily*
Arms: AAAAUGH! You're not Sway Sway, you're
a demon!
Buhdeuce: Uh oh! *gets duct-tape plastered
on his beak by the bird demon*
*The demon runs away with Deucer in her
arms. It's a female bird-like demon*
Arms: GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!
*We cut briefly back to reality, where Arms
is still trashing around in his sleep. Deucer looks
rather confused*
Deucer: Uhhh, I'm just gonna sleep outside!
Arms: Get back here! *moves his arms wildly
as if he was gonna punch someone*
*Deucer walks away from Arms, and we
go back to Arms' dream*
Arms: *still continues to run after the demon,
but stops once he sees what's in front of him*
*gasps* What the heck?!?!
(It's revealed that the demon has held
Buhdeuce and 3 of his clones hostage.
Deucer is strapped to chair with duct-tape
still on his beak, next to him are Sailor Moon
Buhdeuce, Surfer Dude Buhdeuce, and
Old-Timey Buhdeuce who are all trapped in
sacks and struggling to get out of there!)
Demon: Surprise!
Sailor Moon Deucer: Mmmph! Mmph!
Mmmm!
Surfer Dude Buhdeuce: *struggling to get
out of one of the sacks* Help me!
Old-Timey Deucer: Don't just stand there, ya
mug! Help us! And save me!!!
Arms: Nooooo! Not the clones, too!
(rather angrily to the Demon) HOW DARE YOU!!!
Demon: Sorry, robot! Your time is up!
Get your little friends before they're history!!!
*laughs maniacally* Toodle do! *runs off*
Arms: THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!! HOW IS
THIS HAPPENING?!?!? No! No....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Cut back to reality where Arms is waking
up from his nightmare*
Arms: AAAUGH! *pants slowly and rather
frightened* What was that demon bird girl
I saw?!
*He looks around to see if the demon's
actually there to haunt him, but to his relief
she's not*
Arms: Whew! Thank goodness, it was all just
a dream! *turns to the other side of the
bedroom* Hey, Deucer! I just wanted to let
you know that I had a nightmare! And you were
in it, it was really sca- *he stops for a moment*
Deucer? DEUCER?!?!
*He jumps out of the bed*
Arms: WHERE IS HE?!? *runs around the room
frantically* OH NO!!! WHAT IF THE BIRD DEMON
THAT WAS IN MY NIGHTMARE IS REAL, AND SHE
KIDNAPPED HIM WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?!!!
*stops running around, and gasps in horror*
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE'S OUT TO GET HIM!
I gotta do something about this!
*thinks to himself, and then gets an idea* I've
got it! I'll warn his clones about this! Maybe they'll
be able to help me out!!!