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NobodysSon — Math is Evil
Published: 2006-10-20 04:45:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 6690; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 905
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So:A King weighing 81 kg stands on top of a block of concentrated mathematical evil that weighs 12 metric tonnes. There are 400 peasants attempting to push the block off a cliff: 120 of them can push with a force of 50 kg, 200 if them can push with a force of 20 kg, and 80 of them can push with a force of 25 kg.
What is the least number of peasants required to push the block off the cliff?
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I don't know why that was so funny... oh jeez.
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The irony alone is enough to make anyone laugh I would think. I am not sunny at all.
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Ummm too true. *hides head*
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*lifts your wing to see your face* silly girl-chick, laughter is the best medicine. Well morphine is wonderful but laughter is good too.
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YAY morphine.
*discards wings* okay I won't hide that I'm laughing.
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I've never been administered morphine myself but a friend was trampled by a horse and was sent home with a bottle of the stuff for their RN mother to administer as needed. She still raves about it.
Being a certified online witch doctor I am licensed to dispense if you ever have the need.
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Online certified anything is untrustworthy.
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Well duh 
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Geez, he hates melodramatic chicks. Forget it. *Tosses elixir over shoulder where it shatters, causing flowers to wilt*
What is your idea of a dream job?
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NOT CTHULHU! That ugly primate? Why, cruel worlds?!
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Hahaha, one I'm laughing cause that's just funny and two that king is going to be in for a rude wake up call when he goes off the cliff with the dreadful evil MATH!!!! See and that just goes to show that no matter what you try to do to get rid of math it always bites you in the ass ^ ^ lol i likey though
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lol nice observation you made there. I guess the king was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for his people *moment of silence*
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I would tell you what ratio of people feel the same as you but that would require math.
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Ah, I see. And math was pushed off of a cliff, correct? Not to mention it's a maniacal way of torchering students.
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This is too funny
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Yes, yes, your story is a rich tapestry of pain and hardship. Now, why don't we go enjoy the view from this cliff...
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Hardy har har
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...and the mathematics of Man shall be struck down before Him! Behold my works and tremble!!! pant pant... glad you liked it
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I was in a chatroom the other day and had a guy see this and go on to defend math as vital to art. Of course, he admitted to being a math professor. I threw him over the cliff too
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lmao. I wouldn't call math an art exactly....My uncle has his masters in math. can ya throw him over too?
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if he is smaller than me and cowardly and/or feeble, sure!
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no... hes a soild sized man! lol
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I will wait until he and his math are old and weak then before visiting justice upon him
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Errr...did you use Paint for that?
Ehem...
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Well it certainly ain't photoshop
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