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Description So... what exactly is the fandom's obsession with "Inuyasha's sister"? It's practically become some sort of cult following, of the sort, "Even though we never see her, she MUST exist!!!11" I mean, WTF? With all the Sister!Sues out there, it would seem like Inu-papa was the biggest manwhore in all of Japan. Not to mention a majority of them are younger sisters, meaning either Inu-papa was a cheating bastard, or Izayoi got the hankerin' for extra youkai-lovin' after he died.

All of the Sister!Sues in this image are based off of actual Sue descriptions in fanfiction. A search of fanfiction.net for "Inuyasha's sister" returns about 300 results of fics submitted within the past WEEK. I didn't brave all of them. In fact, I only got through those half dozen before my brain fried. Among them were a girl who was both Inuyasha AND Kouga's sister, meaning Inu-papa had to boink Kouga's mom. And a girl who was 3/4 cat demon, despite Inu-papa being her father. And a blonde hanyou from the modern era, meaning that Inu-papa somehow traveled to the future and shagged an American. The list goes on... x___x

Inu-papa gets multiple letters a week on his column inquiring about Inuyasha's mysterious sister. Either that or it's someone claiming to be his long-lost daughter. I mean... isn't that a little insulting to go up to a guy and demand that you know more about his family and sex life than he does?
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Comments: 339

sirbartonslady [2005-12-21 01:32:52 +0000 UTC]

You got guts, Patches, I'll give you that. To brave even a smattering of these Sister!Sue fics, most of which are probably illegible and impossible to read, and probablly totally fuck with documented canon, characteristics, not to mention having Sesshoumaru and a helluva lot of other characters majorly OOC... just for the sake of drawing a picture? Methinks you've braved something even *Devikuro wouldn't dare to do!

Man, woman. I am in awe of you for your bravery.

Speaking of Sues though... have you read "Raw Sueage"? It's got to be the best MarySue parody I've ever seen. Maybe it'll help you restore your poor fried brain (well, it can't hurt at least, and it's less than 6400 words, so it's not a very long read, either) [link]

Keep up the good work, Patches. Kudos and props to you for your bravery!

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BunnyTStar [2005-12-21 00:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Ahh but my Sister!Sue is the best At least I think

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Inufan783 [2005-12-21 00:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Dang... That's hard to believe and at the same time not. Like me, I have a character who is Inuyasha's sister, but i didn't think there were people that made thigns like that. Inuyasha having a blonde sister? Those people are probably bragging like saying "NO! INUYASHA REALLY HAS A SISTER! HERE'S A PIC OF HER!" then showing their own character. i really hate people like that. I mean, the least they can do is say "No, Inuyasha doesn't have a sister. Though I like to pretend he does." I've never heard of that clan though. Though I DID notice that the girl with black hair, preistess outfit, and black dog ears kinda looks like the one i made up. But i would NEVER claim for Inu-Papa to go around with other women. I just stayed with the small things of "Izayoi having two kids and both are from Inu-papa." and the "Demon sperm never give up". Though, my character's exsistance doesn't make any sense. Can you forgive me if i was one of those who made a sister? i'm so pathetic. -_- *sigh*

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Akushou [2005-12-20 23:27:36 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely LOVE pictures like these XD

Either these are created by people who want to be in the series but don't want to be someone's wife... ("Like, ohmygod! That would be SOOO totally unoriginal!")

Or they've heard about the third movie and have gotten the totally wrong impression. ("OMG! Inu-Papa had a third sword?! That must mean that he had a third child that was obviously a girl and I bet I know what she looks like and what her name is!11")

I admit that I'm doing my own little Inuyasha RP thing where half the characters are original (like...Sesshoumaru's wife. *raises hand* Guilty.), but at least my RP partner and I at least TRY to stick mainly to the original story-line and not change so many things from the original plot so we can use them to our own sick advantage.

...That probably didn't make any sense, but I'll shut up now anyway XD.

Anyways, FABULOUS picture! I hope we can all be blessed with another one of your creations soon ^^.

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TheTikiSuite [2005-12-20 22:36:33 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THE PICTURE!! S00 TRUE!!

People who do that don't have the creative genius to tag along with the story THAT WAS ACTUALLY DRAWN/WRITTEN/ANIMATED!! come up with crap like that --- I betcha there are even a few ones out there of Miroku's half-baldy-brother-with-a-hemeroid somewhere . . . ><

Gaaah. Fanfics like that disgust me . . .**walks away mumbling . . . then cracks up.**

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quirkypaynesgrey [2005-12-20 22:23:11 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, you win at life. Not just for this amazing picture, but having to endure all those Sister Sues! You must have a brain made of steel. *worships*

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LilIrishGirl In reply to ??? [2005-12-20 22:13:27 +0000 UTC]

*appluads* How true . . . the whole "sister" thing is completely out of control. Lovely job illistrating (bah! Can't spell!) it.

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MirokusPriestess [2005-12-20 22:11:27 +0000 UTC]

I seriously think you're my new favorite person just for drawing this. XD It looks great!

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Patches365 In reply to MirokusPriestess [2005-12-20 22:15:36 +0000 UTC]

You mean I wasn't your favorite person already? ;_;

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MirokusPriestess In reply to Patches365 [2005-12-20 23:22:08 +0000 UTC]

Of course you were! :sweatdrop: So...I'll rephrase myself...

You've reclaimed your status as my favorite person for drawing this. XD

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Hanyou-Tenshiko In reply to ??? [2005-12-20 21:03:54 +0000 UTC]

XD

I am so tired of those fanfics, I hardly browse ff.net anymore due to the bad!fic.

..*does like the girl in black in the upper right though...wants the outfit XD*

Inu-Papa's in trouble, again. XD

Someone call in Naraku or Sesshoumaru to do some clean up on the Sister!fics out there.

...roleplaying is so much worse, everyone under the sun wants to be the sister of Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru it seems lately.

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xxbrokendreamsxx [2005-12-20 20:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Ah, welcome to the world of Inuyasha fanfiction. I don't touch it anymore. Too poluted.

Nothing is sacred, I tell you! X_X

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Camyza [2005-12-20 19:49:52 +0000 UTC]

Poor, poor Inu-no-Taisho (yes I call him that xD Oo runs away from knifes) >>; heheh anyways, love the expressions and I know << I got tired of all the "OMG!!! He does 2 have a sista!!!11oneone111!!!1"

The horror X_X (pets Inu-no-Taisho)

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KitsuneCowgirl [2005-12-20 18:51:00 +0000 UTC]

lol, Inupapa is a pimp... ^^

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Kash82 [2005-12-20 18:04:55 +0000 UTC]

oh-ho! so im not the only one out there that checks out fanfic.net ^^ I shall have to check these out after I finish reading "on a leash" and "Temple of the dogs" why i started reading two at a time im not sure @_@ Amusing picture as well good job ^^

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lady-warrior In reply to ??? [2005-12-20 16:05:15 +0000 UTC]

that one gilr loks like kikyo

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Lyly-chan In reply to ??? [2005-12-20 16:04:14 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!! Yeah.. He's been busy lol

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LadyKiya [2005-12-20 14:24:51 +0000 UTC]

In a way I feel I must comment on this one. Inu Yasha's sister....Oh dear I guess I'm guilty of creating one as well, but its not hos younger sister that I created. Its an older sister, sh's older then Sesshoumaru... Don't know how orginal it is but I created her. One more sister to add to a seemingly growing list.

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miroir [2005-12-20 14:15:55 +0000 UTC]

Poor Izayoi... T-T

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RegenTaenzer [2005-12-20 14:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Well. xDD There's the fact that the SisterSues don't realize that... If you watch the third movie... There's no way that Inuyasha can really have siblings that are anymore than a few months younger than him. Lmfao.

But argueably, something might've been going on with Inutaisho anyway. Considering that Sesshoumaru's mom isn't Izayoi. Innumerable things could be assumed there.

Very nice picture. x)

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Patches365 In reply to RegenTaenzer [2005-12-20 19:14:29 +0000 UTC]

While an older sibling is a lot more plausible, given the care and planning Inu-papa made for the two kids we know about, it seems odd that he'd just totally ignore a third one and not give them anything. Because if he did give them something, we certainly would have heard about it before now.

Not to mention a third sibling totally messes up the dichotomy between Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. Plus, all the canon siblings in the series are in pairs. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, Kagome and Souta, Kikyou and Kaede, Sango and Kohaku, Hiten and Manten, Kinka and Ginka, Kai and Shinta...

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Arteasia In reply to Patches365 [2010-12-09 02:27:50 +0000 UTC]

I guess miroku and hachi & Kirara and Shippo are togather. Yay Older siblings!

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RegenTaenzer In reply to Patches365 [2005-12-20 19:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Very true.

And... I never thought about the sibling pairs. Interesting. :3

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Tessenchan [2005-12-20 14:03:53 +0000 UTC]

roflmao. I love Papa's expression.

As a perpetrator of the Sister!Sue phenomenon, I was half expecting to see my creation in here. That would have been a mite embarrassing...

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Patches365 In reply to Tessenchan [2005-12-20 19:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Heh, well, unless you posted it during the first week of December, that's unlikely, since those're the only ones I looked through.

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Urd-chan In reply to ??? [2005-12-20 13:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Between fanfics like these and what I like to call anti-canon pairing fanfics (anything that takes someone from a canon pairing and puts them with another person), it's hard to find anything decent to read these days. This is hilarious - gee, only 300? Must be a slow week. I would imagine with the way the fandom is going that it would have been more. Hehehe! Great job on this, by the way.

Oh, and did you actually read all the stories that these girls came from? Or, just scan through them for a description. Poor you if you read them all...

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Patches365 In reply to Urd-chan [2005-12-20 19:20:22 +0000 UTC]

Heh, no, I just scanned through them for a description. Thankfully, most Sues are attention-whores, and the fic starts right out with them, or they show up promptly within the first chapter, saving the group from some random youkai in one fell swoop, so I didn't have to look too far.

Unfortunately, I DID prefer ones that actually had more description than "she looked like inuyasha but was a girl", so it made me search through many more than just the six I picked out. That meant the ones I DID find were like, "molten golden gaze" and "silken snow-white hair falling gracefully around her slender waist" and whatnot. x__x

Although, one of them just listed the Sue's stats right at the beginning of the fic XD I've never been more grateful for that, since that meant I didn't even have to read the story!

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to Patches365 [2008-12-24 03:09:01 +0000 UTC]

have you ever read that stupid part in a fanfic when it would go like
"the demon was gonna attack....the inu gang was braced for action,but before they could do anything some nimble shadow came and killed it.(when it actually DOES lack horribly large amounts of detail)
the gang was shocked to see the slayer of the youkai...she was tall with long shiny flowing raindow colored hair that reached the ground and had porcelin skin w/blood red eyes. she turned and smiled. HI!! im Kogama Ren Li Tashio,im inu's long lost twin sister!!!! i can fly,heal wounds,fight using over 10,000 different styles of fighting and shoot swords out my ass!!!!(and WHY do they give their life story as soon as they meet her??!) im 1/2 dog demon,1/2 angel,1/2 human,1/2priestess.I lived in the modern day cause i was left there by my goddess mother Queen Moon Moon Star Sparkle Silvercloud because i have powers that everyone wants!!!! im an A+ student and everyone loves me!!! i have tons of BFs and BFFs but no one notices my odd features!!!! i can time travel and teleport and im here cuz i read in a medical record that i have a brother and i somehow knew where to find you?? so can i join your gang??" my god i HATE sues!!!!! they piss me off they ruin the origional story!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-06 00:27:36 +0000 UTC]

XDD I love you and this comment! It's so true! 8D

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-12 19:59:26 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-13 02:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Welcomes

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-14 20:08:49 +0000 UTC]

^_______^



^_______^hehe.

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-16 23:26:17 +0000 UTC]

o__________o hehehe...

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-17 01:17:14 +0000 UTC]

......TAKE THAT!!!!!!!! HA!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-17 23:10:26 +0000 UTC]

8U
*hit with Toast, it's super effective*
D< Payback!

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-17 23:32:00 +0000 UTC]

GAH!!! MILK!? ITS CALCIUM-ENRICHED HYDROGINATED DEATH!!!!

OHYEAH? WHAT NOW???!! R U SCARED?!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-17 23:42:42 +0000 UTC]

CAKE!?!?
NOO!! THE CAKE IS A LIE! IT'S A LIIIIIIIIIE! D8

HA!

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-17 23:54:00 +0000 UTC]

i LIKE PEPSI!!!!!




the cake is NOT a lie.

IGOTYOURUNDERWEAR!!!!!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-20 05:02:08 +0000 UTC]

oAo AAAAAAAUGH! Mah underwear!

Well uuh....OMG LOOK OVER THERE! IT'S AN ALIEN!!

*throws toilet paper at*

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-21 02:42:08 +0000 UTC]

TURTLES ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEONARDO!!!DONATELLO!!! MIKEY!!!RAPHAEL!! KICK HIS ASS!!!! SHOVE YOUR WEAPONS WHERE NO OBJECT SHOULD GO!!!!!!!!!!!



*backup*
.....yeah they will eat your grass and stuff!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-21 23:14:48 +0000 UTC]

oAo
*Ninja Turtle-Sheep-Anal Shoving Combo!*

x_____________________________________X
*DEFEATED!*

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-22 23:20:48 +0000 UTC]

chunk norris will facepwn you.

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-23 04:42:40 +0000 UTC]

pfffft, he's not as awesome as...

THE MEN IN BLACK!!

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-01-23 23:35:16 +0000 UTC]

OHNOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Protect me master!this be him

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-01-31 22:56:21 +0000 UTC]

*kills dog with fire*

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-02-05 14:28:57 +0000 UTC]

I GET GODZILLA TO KILL YOOOOOOOOUUU!!!

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xXTheTuneInTheWindXx In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2009-02-17 01:05:15 +0000 UTC]

I'll get FAILBOT THEN!!

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19DarkArtist94 In reply to xXTheTuneInTheWindXx [2009-02-18 01:53:21 +0000 UTC]

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Patches365 In reply to 19DarkArtist94 [2008-12-25 15:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Yuup, and this is pretty much what this picture was in response to. ^_^*

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Hiroshi-sama In reply to ??? [2005-12-20 11:47:59 +0000 UTC]

lol Awesome pic, Patches!!

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