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Rakshar — A Touching Moment
Published: 2007-06-10 07:23:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 7545; Favourites: 258; Downloads: 60
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Coming of age is always a confusing thing.Originally done as a sketch for 's sister, hence the crosshatching.
Bleach (c) Tite Kubo
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*Raises hand meekly* No, sorry, that's me.
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...AT LAST!
After many centuries of struggle, toil, bribery and shiney objects, I have finally won the internet!
I declare myself King AND Queen, and demand the love and tribute of all my loyal peons!
Bow, peasents! BOW! *Laughs maniacally for a while*
...I mean, Thank you very kindly! ^__^
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Bow deeper, curse you, deeper!
Also, pay me tribute by PEALING MY GRAPEFRUIT!
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*puts face on the floor*
*while pealing grapefruit*
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Well done!
You may have a future with us!
And not JUST as one of the billions of sex slaves!
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....
*bows so hard his face gows through the floor*...
ow...
anything else i can do for you master?...*he said with a hopefull tone*
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Ooooo! You're good at this! *Picks you up and pets you* You stay with me!
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This has got to be the funniest set of comments I have ever read....
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You know, it's very dangerous to inflate my ego to such immense degrees...
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Should I mind the consequences?
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*Gestures towards the burning wreckage that was once the Interweb*
They are a tad bit noticeable....
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Hm...well, you are an entertaining person who happens to have burned down the Interweb...s'all good.
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Well said, minion! Well said! So, what position do you want in the New World Order?
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The...New World Order...oh bubbles, might as well...
*chuckles*
Can I have the library in the White House? I'm a good book and record keeper *flashes a smile*.
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*Twitch* Did you say... library?
...Do you have professional aspirations towards being a librarian?
(Hell no! Not the White House! Compared to some of the places out there, that dump is a slum! We can do WAY better than that!)
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*scratches neck thoughtfully*
Heh...Yes, I speak of libraries...I do have an affinity/obsession with books and writing.
*drums fingers against armchair*
Though, you seem to have better suggestions as to the location...please share, I want to know more.
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Then you are a CHOSEN ONE!
For Libraries are the gateways to heaven, and books the key to happiness! *Is a boderline-bibliomaniac*
Really, any celebrities' home or mansion. Have you seen those places?
White House=Slum! Slum I say!
Plus, its library is weak. Now the Library of Congress, on the other hand....
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*scratches head in embarrassment*
Chosen one....ok, I can do that.
The Library of Congress! Is that the one that has a copy of every book ever published in the USA? *suppresses weird squeal*
It was unknown to me that celebrities held large libraries although, I expect they have the money to purchase rare books *sigh*.
Borderline-bibliomaniac...do you have a library?
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The Library of Congress... it doesn't have every book, but not for lack of trying.
Obviously, the celebrity's library must be properly stocked once we possess it.
Indeed! Four bookcases, two cabinets, a trunk, four clothes drawers chock full and double stacked.
But it's not enough... NEVER ENOUGH!
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*broods*
You are first to rival me...I do not know how to take this...I only have a trunk full and a box.
*punches the air*
But the collection will become grand once all those libraries are mine mine! ....I mean..ours *looks up at the sky* hehehe...I'll just...skitter away now.......
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Careful, library servant! I already had a lackey/pet turn on me, and you don't want to know the things I did to punish him!
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*shudders*
That should be interesting though...
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I'm don't quite recall the details, seeing as I was in a red haze of rage, but I do recall it involved bananas somehow...
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OK! I am definitely NOT afraid of bananas in any way.
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I'm sure you would be if he described his punishment! ^__^
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You are sick in the mind...did you know that? *giggles*
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*Preens* Why yes, yes I do!
And so very proud of it, too! ^__^
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You do that alot...the whole ^_^ thing... *stabs you in the eye and runs*
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Nooooooo!
Not my giant inflatable eye!
I loved him like he was my REAL mother!
*Clutches the deflating eye in both arms and sobs like an addict wit'out his stash*
Grrrrr!
You stab my eye, AND you insult the great Voodoo god of "^__^"?!
YOU!
SHALL!
PAY!
*Pursues you*
(All hail: "^__^"!)
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*dies of laughter*
I'd like to see you catch me!
And, how did I insult the great voodoo god of "^_^"?
What kind of a god is that anyways?
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*Raises fist and shakes it*
A thousand gigantic burning demons shall ride yipping corgis to hunt you down!
Dragons shall do terrible impressions of you at street corners!
Ninety+ year old accounts will scour the skies in their roaming office buildings!
And I... I shall play the spoons!
*Plays them determinedly*
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*pulls claymore from the sheath on her back*
I guess it can't be helped...
*proceeds to do whatever is done with a huge sword...*
I'll get to your spoons in a minute, let me take care of these pesky dragons first. That is NOT what my face looks like when I am angry!
*makes a gore fest out of the entire streets*
By the way, did you like my gift ^_^
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What YOU would do with a huge sword?
You'd be uselessly trying to lift it off the ground, that's what!
And now that you're pinned, a thousand cheerful Brownies will tap-dance and rain shoes down upon you!
(Very much, thank you!)
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How would YOU know what I can do with a claymore?!
Plus, I've got more tricks up my sleeve...
*throws salt at the brownies*
These aren't Brownies, they're Boggarts.
(I'm glad).
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...What?
They are most certainly not!
Brownies are the girl version of the Boy Scouts.
And you might wanna duck, there's a fairly large boot headed towards your head.
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*starts laughing maniacally and ducks*
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Ducks will never save you, you fool!
Twas a trick!
Now face thy doom!
*And thusly, a thousand quacking ducks advanced on you, their message clear: "We will kill you and get away with it, for no one will suspect us, for we are ducks."*
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o_O
You are one tricky minded person...
*snaps fingers and an army of chickens invade the streets, swarming over the ducks. I guess with one message in mind...peck your other eye out*
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No! Flee, father! I shall defend you with my life!
*The giant balloon shaped like an eye begins drifting into the heavens*
There she goes!
As for YOU!
*Snaps fingers, and a million Agent Smiths appear. Oddly, they are all dressed like cooks*
I will use the secret of the Matrix to defeat you fowl army! (Hee hee! I made a funny!)
For as of the third movie, we now know who controls the Matrix:
THE COLONEL!!
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*pulls out a bow and arrow and takes aim at the bobbing eye ball*
Of course, a few need to be sacrificed for the greater good but, I have brought you something to think on:
Bees polinate cawliflowers from which babies sprout out and a seagul flies and picks the baby up in a white blank to be delivered to a priest who will then "give" it to the bride (i.e. put it in her...)
*shoots out arrow*
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*Which is precisely the moment when Barbara Striesand plummets out of the sky on top of you and the arrow you were about to shoot*
HA! I have deciphered your riddle!
And the answer is: 42! (duh!)
Also! *Piles a mountain of mice on you*
Run for it, dad!
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...Not only was the picture funny, but the comments get you a favorite!
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YAY! I'm helping!
Now BOW, MINIONS!
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Ya know, cute and loyal pets/lackeys are some of the biggest perks to inter-dimensional conquest. *Scratches you behind the ears* ^__^
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