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SilentTyper2000 In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 22:31:29 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE A SHOE...

DO YOU WANT A SHOE?

I HAVE A SHIT TON OF SHOES .w.

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fanfictionaddiction7 In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 20:10:44 +0000 UTC]

I must giv u my pinky tow and 4 skuare meters if hooman skin, not mien of course dat is silly. Price is gud, yas?

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Angelfonds In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 19:26:56 +0000 UTC]

e_e hmmm characters? sta.sh/2z9da0d8gv4?edit=1

OR AB?

JKJK I do believe this is a April Fool's joke but if its not I really love her and want her ;W;

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HatiMoonchaser In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 18:34:55 +0000 UTC]

I have two chewed pieces of bubble gum, eight paper clips, and a piece of string.

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Feztiiz In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 18:31:35 +0000 UTC]

SB OOO: I have loved this character for sooo long<3

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Feztiiz In reply to Feztiiz [2015-04-01 18:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Though wishing it was true xD

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Crystal-Blackpaws In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 17:45:00 +0000 UTC]

I offer a finger bone of the frost giant Ymir and 5/8ths of a virgin!

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AgentSpicy-BBEFUBAR In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 16:54:32 +0000 UTC]

My soul plus my left kidney

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TheTwillightWolf In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 16:11:20 +0000 UTC]

I offer myself, my mom and my dad!  

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just-Rascal In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 16:06:06 +0000 UTC]

a golden toaster c:

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Comet-117 In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 16:04:04 +0000 UTC]

I offer my demonic kitty cat

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UnknownLioness In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 15:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I offer myself as slave + all my dear OCs!

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Blue-Rakuen In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 15:00:20 +0000 UTC]

I offer my left arm... a great compliment to a right arm if u have one. Ill even throw in a glove for the hand part. XD

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TheGhoulAvenue In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 14:54:32 +0000 UTC]

[grabs into pocket]
5$
two paperclips
a piece of paper
and some cat hair

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Tnvy In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 14:49:37 +0000 UTC]

3 bars of chocolate, a chewed gum and an old stuffed animal without eyes. 

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Szczurzyslawa In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 14:41:52 +0000 UTC]

All of my cini minis 

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Enaxn In reply to RedbuzzarddArt [2015-04-01 14:37:43 +0000 UTC]

One million doll hairs

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DeyVarah In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 14:51:51 +0000 UTC]

aahahaha xD I lost it at your bid.

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CoyoteSoot In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 14:40:51 +0000 UTC]

all of my pocket lint plus a piece of gum

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Kharym In reply to CoyoteSoot [2015-04-01 14:47:02 +0000 UTC]

all of my spilled out coffee and some sugar on top

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Wraithmutt In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 14:49:15 +0000 UTC]

1 toenail

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Llassie In reply to Wraithmutt [2015-04-01 14:49:26 +0000 UTC]

A premium exclusive visit to the garbage tip.

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Kharym In reply to Llassie [2015-04-01 14:51:01 +0000 UTC]

3 pieces of frozen cocaine

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CoyoteSoot In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 14:59:59 +0000 UTC]

idk how to top that um,
one crack cocaine and a musty looking penny

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DemonML In reply to CoyoteSoot [2015-04-01 17:29:56 +0000 UTC]

I found some stuff under the fridge (including but not limited to a 5 year old, moldy peach), does that count?

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CoyoteSoot In reply to DemonML [2015-04-01 17:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, that bid is hard to beat
um, how about a forgotten sandwich crust and a few dust bunnies?

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darkSoul4Life In reply to CoyoteSoot [2015-04-02 09:24:51 +0000 UTC]

How about a necklace made out of rotten toes?

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Kharym In reply to CoyoteSoot [2015-04-01 15:02:02 +0000 UTC]

damn you're pushing me here
one rotten potato AND my oldest toothbrush

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CoyoteSoot In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 17:54:45 +0000 UTC]

you're killing me
oKAY. how about three dead bugs stuck to a sticky trap and one dust bunny?

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saalti In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 15:18:39 +0000 UTC]

I bid my first tooth

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Llassie In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 14:58:22 +0000 UTC]

all the dust below my bed

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Kharym In reply to Llassie [2015-04-01 14:59:42 +0000 UTC]

damn
I guess I'll have to go hardcore mode

...

all of my waxed off leg hair

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Enaxn In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 15:03:25 +0000 UTC]

All of the numbers in Rihanna's last name

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Llassie In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 15:05:16 +0000 UTC]

crap. uuh.. My used braces. 2nd hand is always quality stuff

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Kharym In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 15:04:31 +0000 UTC]

all of the stars in midday

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Wraithmutt In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 15:09:10 +0000 UTC]

the dustbunny under my bed and an elbow

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Enaxn In reply to Wraithmutt [2015-04-01 15:12:06 +0000 UTC]

That sock I found on the street

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Wraithmutt In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 15:12:55 +0000 UTC]

a rotten egg

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Enaxn In reply to Wraithmutt [2015-04-01 15:14:24 +0000 UTC]

A bendy straw and .03% of a share in the Doppler Effect.

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Wraithmutt In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 15:16:09 +0000 UTC]

here comes the top bid

an ant leg

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Kharym In reply to Wraithmutt [2015-04-01 15:10:30 +0000 UTC]

whose elbow ? O.O


*runs screaming*

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Wraithmutt In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 15:11:34 +0000 UTC]

it is a mystery
>.>

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Kharym In reply to Wraithmutt [2015-04-01 15:12:27 +0000 UTC]

*hides her elbows*

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Wraithmutt In reply to Kharym [2015-04-01 15:14:09 +0000 UTC]

my elbow
it's very rare
the other one is worth a golden mansion
that's why i now don't have 2 elbows and why i have a golden mansion

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Giiana In reply to Enaxn [2015-04-01 14:39:52 +0000 UTC]

oh my god anne xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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