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Description Blame Onion for bringing this to my attention:
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"FUCK YOU, MISSISSIPPI!!!!! >: ["

Ahahahahahah there there, Omnom. You will still be able to demolish a dozen fried turkeys here in our Texas homeland whenever you please. That law would get a man shot here.

ONION DID THE COLORS. he looks cool because of her

Very VERY unfortunate victim of circumstance and Chinese buffets (C) sLEEPDEP...WITH VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO ONION FOR BEING AWESOME AND COLORING IT FOR ME
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Comments: 136

Robotess In reply to ??? [2008-02-15 19:45:48 +0000 UTC]

HE IS FULL OF RAGE. REALLY FAT RAGE.


"VICTOR. THEY'RE FUCKING HATING ON ME"

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SpydrXIII In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 08:33:28 +0000 UTC]

ha HA! it's a good way to keep people healthy. but a better thing is to let those weak enough to fall prey to such thing to just fade out of our gene pool naturally via heart attack. it's mean, but it's the only way to filter out the bad genes that are weakening the human race.

now on to the real subject at hand. the art. nice piece and nice coloring. has he ever stabbedid any ones wif that menacing tail of his. that's my main fear.

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Robotess In reply to SpydrXIII [2008-02-15 19:45:22 +0000 UTC]

"...are you implying that those of us who can EAT THE REST OF YOU ARE WEAK?!?!?!"

hhahhah well. he does do a lot of stabbing...his tail isn't that dextrous though....it's good for waggling about and stabbing other giant bugs though!

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SpydrXIII In reply to Robotess [2008-02-16 06:49:47 +0000 UTC]

are YOU implying that only large humans can eat others. i'm sure a skinny person can eat another human just as easily as a not so skinny man.

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hackmachine In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 08:00:51 +0000 UTC]

You should have added; "All these up yo ass"

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Robotess In reply to hackmachine [2008-02-15 19:38:15 +0000 UTC]

FOR YOU, I WILL DEAR SIR.

8 D

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Aazure-Dragon In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 07:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Omni shouldn't try to look threatening, he really only ends up looking comical. :]
And round...
But that has nothing to do with the trying to look threatening.

I don't think there was ever a chance in hell of that bill passing... wasn't it a joke or a statement or something anyway?

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Robotess In reply to Aazure-Dragon [2008-02-15 19:37:19 +0000 UTC]

i think it was done for the lolz. the big, political lolz.

"shut up Flamey, i'm not round i'm BALANCED"

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kalabrianwolf In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 07:16:17 +0000 UTC]

dude, i saw that not too long ago and i was just astonished. this is supposed to be a FREE country. the government should not be overstepping their bounds and LEGISLATING MORALITY which is totally what they're doing. people will do what they want, and unless it's adversely affecting others, it's none of the governments goddam business. i <3 teh Omni.

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Robotess In reply to kalabrianwolf [2008-02-15 19:35:31 +0000 UTC]

"yeah. we're going to eat us some senators is what we are going to do >: [..."

haha the law is, by nature, bullshit. i mean, who is going to ENFORCE that shit!?

'STOP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! THIS IS THE FAT PEOPLE POLICE!"

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mrlabrador [2008-02-11 07:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Well...
I'M never travelling to Mississippi D:<

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Robotess In reply to mrlabrador [2008-02-15 19:33:44 +0000 UTC]

"let's burn it to the ground >: ["

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Bear-Dog [2008-02-11 07:01:24 +0000 UTC]

...So who's obese and who isnt? Thats what I wana know. ~.~ The BMI is BULLSHIT!

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Robotess In reply to Bear-Dog [2008-02-15 19:33:34 +0000 UTC]

...well....omni is. that is at least evident...

but a bmi of 30 is actually pretty easy to get XD if you are muscular and SHORT you're outta luck by the bmi scale XDD

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Bear-Dog In reply to Robotess [2008-02-15 20:10:45 +0000 UTC]

...Well, yea... -But there was this tall skinny guy who was actually labeled "slightly over weight" by his BMI. xDD So... it was made by some danish guy who wanted to try and divide the classes by body scale. Effin danish bastard...

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Snakefox In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 06:33:59 +0000 UTC]

FUCK A BUNCH OF THAT SHITTTTTTT hey isn't that like the home of the best eff deep fryed cat fish LOL

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Robotess In reply to Snakefox [2008-02-15 19:32:53 +0000 UTC]

NO SHIT. they're DELIBERATLEY fucking with our HEADS...and also...may i add that mississippii is retarded and full of retards...

and muh red barn.

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Cheri-chan In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 06:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Come to Canada Omni. We have delicious food and no laws against serving.

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Robotess In reply to Cheri-chan [2008-02-15 19:31:30 +0000 UTC]

"*sobbing* OK BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE SOME DAMNED NACHOS READY FOR WHEN I GET THERE XO"

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Cheri-chan In reply to Robotess [2008-02-15 20:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Of course.
And some wimmenz.

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Hogie In reply to Cheri-chan [2008-02-16 17:53:37 +0000 UTC]

randomly claps! YES!

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TheCommittee [2008-02-11 05:59:39 +0000 UTC]

that has to be the stupidest bill I've ever seen. XD are they going to place a rubber stamp on people who are legally obese so that they have grounds of enforcing it?

fun pic too! love the guy's expression

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Robotess In reply to TheCommittee [2008-02-15 19:31:02 +0000 UTC]

OFFICIAL FATTY TATTOOS FOR ALL!

part of me thinks it's awesome for sheer ballsy content.

IF YOU ARE TOO FAT GTFO.

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TheCommittee In reply to Robotess [2008-02-15 22:26:53 +0000 UTC]

lol, good point there.

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ZeroWhitefang In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 05:54:00 +0000 UTC]

makes me glad that bill got vetoed before it hit the main area X3

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Robotess In reply to ZeroWhitefang [2008-02-15 19:30:20 +0000 UTC]

hahaha out of sheer retardedness, i think...what a ridiculous life our country leads XD

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ZeroWhitefang In reply to Robotess [2008-02-16 02:36:22 +0000 UTC]

if a fat man/woman/child waddles into a restaurant, no one is going to NOT serve them. Fat people = more money.

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shingworks In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 05:44:26 +0000 UTC]

lolss oh man Omni must be so hella pissed XD

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Robotess In reply to shingworks [2008-02-15 19:29:10 +0000 UTC]

man. the WHOLE OF THE SOUTH WILL BE PISSED IF THIS BILL PASSES. what if it makes OTHER states want to do this!?!?!?

THE MIND BOGGLES.

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ReallyReallyBigBang In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 05:27:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL I saw that bill. If that were to pass, we would be in for one of the most insane media circuses in years!

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Robotess In reply to ReallyReallyBigBang [2008-02-15 19:28:27 +0000 UTC]

IT WOULD BE AN OBSTACLE COURSE FESTIVAL TO RIVAL ANY UNDERAGE CELEBRITY DRUNK DRIVING DRUG ADDICT WHO'S THE BABY DADDY ORGY!!!!!

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ReallyReallyBigBang In reply to Robotess [2008-02-15 21:18:42 +0000 UTC]

There would have to be obstacle courses just for all the fatties to get in shape so they could go to restaurants!


Just think of the market for frozen food! It would go BEWM!!

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FaerieFodder In reply to ??? [2008-02-11 05:25:44 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...something I've always wondered, why doesn't he ever tie his shoes? Does he not know how? Can he not reach his feet? Or is he just hella lazy XD

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Robotess In reply to FaerieFodder [2008-02-13 22:21:25 +0000 UTC]

*LAUGHS* he. never. learned. how.

XD he's also kind of scatterbrained....but the shoelaces are an endless source of slapstick face-planting...

thanks for the look see ^_^

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Hogie In reply to Robotess [2008-02-16 17:51:51 +0000 UTC]

jeez i just assumed he could no longer reach them.

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