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Sandwich-Anomaly — Take no more than two

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Published: 2018-11-24 14:29:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 6399; Favourites: 206; Downloads: 39
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Description and yet someone took 3... and now Becca has to clean up the mess they left. 



Remember kids... rules are there for a reason. especially when dealing with anomalous items. 





For those who do not know... SCP-330 is a small round stainless steel bowl of candies with a note taped to it that reads " Take no more than two, please! " when taking only 2 pieces nothing happens and one gets to enjoy some free candy. BUT if one takes more than 2 the individual has theyre hands immediately severed at the wrists by unknown methods at the molecular level. Remote removal of more than two pieces of candy will also result in the loss of both hands even if not taking the candy directly. (like a remote controlled robot arm or something like that) After 24 hours, the count “resets” and additional candy can be removed. So basically free candy so long as you follow the procedure of taking only 2... OR ELSE! 
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Comments: 82

Sandwich-Anomaly In reply to ??? [2018-11-25 00:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes I too would like to know how they got 330... LEINA?

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Prismatic-Pinky In reply to Sandwich-Anomaly [2018-11-25 01:06:48 +0000 UTC]

DUNNO?

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TrainerblueTube [2018-11-24 22:18:56 +0000 UTC]

What if you were to only take one? hmmm

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Sandwich-Anomaly In reply to TrainerblueTube [2018-11-25 00:17:40 +0000 UTC]

That’s okay just don’t take three

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ArtsyTanooki In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 21:22:43 +0000 UTC]

I might not take any at all

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aduma13 [2018-11-24 21:19:19 +0000 UTC]

Is Dr Bright exchanging SCP's for free coffee?........Again?!

If he try's to exchange SCP-682, report him immanently! 

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zarpaulus [2018-11-24 20:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Just don’t install SCP-294, they’d go out of business fast.

And any customers named “Joe” would be in trouble

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Swift-Tech In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 20:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Greedy people these days.

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wolfjedisamuel In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 20:08:44 +0000 UTC]

I always wondered who cleaned up after Michael Myers' mess...

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FrostTheHobidon In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 19:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Is..is this normal for her O.o

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NeonBlacklightTH In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 19:42:46 +0000 UTC]

Hey having SCP's in the cafe is fine, so long as it's not any of the employee's birthday when a certain monkey decides to visit lol

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31Darkstar In reply to NeonBlacklightTH [2019-02-06 15:47:40 +0000 UTC]

Which scp is that?

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NeonBlacklightTH In reply to 31Darkstar [2019-02-06 18:56:58 +0000 UTC]

That would be SCP-983, it's one of those cymbal clapping toy monkeys that sings a birthday song to you when it's your birthday. While it's singing you grow more and more older and if I remember correctly in order to prevent this you got to sing with it. Depending on how you sing it, it'll give you a piece of candy to help reverse your age back to normal with a crystal luminescent candy making you explode into light and possibly a being beyond comprehension or something. You should take a listen to "TheVolgun" on this SCP, really worth listening to and his SCP content.

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OtakaTsun In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 19:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Great, so the café now has SCP's.

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LilacOcto In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 19:10:04 +0000 UTC]

in this Cruel World you can Only take 2 Pieces of Candy... 

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sakura2d [2018-11-24 18:53:48 +0000 UTC]

normal, someone was menstruating

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TheOrichalcumSpider [2018-11-24 17:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Do you happen to lose hands if
1)You have a multi personality disorder.
2) You try and steal to whole bowl.

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zamando12 [2018-11-24 17:52:18 +0000 UTC]

Does the cafe have the sweet boi known as SCP-999?

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Uxiqiu [2018-11-24 16:38:52 +0000 UTC]

Does that cafe also have the SCP named The Never-Ending Pizza Box?

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Sandwich-Anomaly In reply to Uxiqiu [2018-11-24 16:51:48 +0000 UTC]

sadly no... just the bowl of candy 

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ZakStorm [2018-11-24 16:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Ignoring the fact that you found an SCP, why is it in a cafe?

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Sandwich-Anomaly In reply to ZakStorm [2018-11-24 16:52:34 +0000 UTC]

its a bowl of free candy. why continuously buy candy when you can have a thing that just keeps on making it out of nowhere. so long as people follow what is written on the note. 

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ZakStorm In reply to Sandwich-Anomaly [2018-11-26 22:52:49 +0000 UTC]

Fair point

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ModelOmegaTyler In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 15:54:56 +0000 UTC]

stupid scp's.... i'm a candy addict!

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Veteran1972 In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 15:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Rules are rules.

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TwistedKunoichi In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 15:08:09 +0000 UTC]

...Van, why does the cafe have an SCP?

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Sandwich-Anomaly In reply to TwistedKunoichi [2018-11-24 16:53:27 +0000 UTC]

dont ask me... leina is the one who put it there. customers get free candy, she doesnt have to pay for it and it constantly refills itself after 24 hours. just as long as people follow what is written on the note. 

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TwistedKunoichi In reply to Sandwich-Anomaly [2018-11-24 23:40:41 +0000 UTC]

I can't if that's clever or her being a cheapskate.

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GPLeader [2018-11-24 15:02:06 +0000 UTC]

hey, it asked nicely to take only 2. taking more than 2 would be rude

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Jurassic25world In reply to ??? [2018-11-24 14:52:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm not losing my hands for more than 2 candies. 1 would do for me.

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Daiskida [2018-11-24 14:30:51 +0000 UTC]

Well, someone needs a hand.

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