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Published: 2012-05-24 13:17:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 9042; Favourites: 140; Downloads: 38
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THESE DOLPHINS ARE FUCKING AWFUL LOOK AT THESE PIECES OF SHIT THEY HATE YOURelated content
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A word of advice to dolphin-worshipers: Just remember that they all want to have sex with you. Repeatedly. And they'll get away with it because the court is made entirely of more dolphins.
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A dolphin court is like a kangaroo court but worse because it's underwater and you drown during the hearing
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Lots of Mr. Seinheilds
I like the headless one the most.
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thats horrible, creepy and beautiful. I love it
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you really love dolphins, now that I think of it, dolphins are probably your least favourite animal
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MIRACLES OF CREATION
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I will never touch a dolphin again
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Most accurate picture of dolphins in the world.
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i cant trust an intelligent creature who's only means of gripping things is with its mouth or penis
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These are great!!! I like the one on the bottom right. and the one with the nose. and the one that looks like a khezu.
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...Ick. Wonderfully done! A gorgeous piece of artwork.
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INNUENDO OVERLOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAD *BOOM*
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I wish pixar would make a movie out of this.
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Don't be hatin on the dolphins because theyre popular. Still these are pretty cool.
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I don't, but I think dolphins shouldn't be seen as so cute and innocent. They're vicious pack hunters, they kill for fun, they demonstrate prejudice and their sexual practices are some of the most brutal in the animal kingdom
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well you have a point maybe they are bastards.
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if you want your fandom to hate dolphins, this is totally the wrong strategy
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You're weird, and so is your art.
;3
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Now I'm not sure if I should hate or love dolphins more.
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those are some pretty creepy dolphins i have to say XD
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my favorite is definitely the scarred up green goon, but I love all of these.
Especially the one down at the bottom, with the foot
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I totally understand you, Scythemantis. Dolphins are one of the worst douchebags in the animal kingdom. And you catch that feeling here, these guys are just as nauseously ugly as the actions of some dolphins in real life. I like sharks better because they are much cuter and they arenΒ΄t so engaged in infanticide and rape as dolphins are.
Of all the "dolphins" here, my favourites must be the green "cyclops-nose", the grey "lip-less" one in middle right, the red dolphin in top left and of course: the black duocephalic tentacle mutant in the background
And do you want to check out my own evil mutant dolphin monster (it is in the square top right of the drawing)?
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Dolphins are fucked up little bastards, horny demented piles of shit, and I don't wonder in the slightest why they don't attack us or why we relate so well. We even have the same type of skin.
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buncha bottle nosed assholes
I think my favorite is the moronic looking green one on the left with the droopy eye
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I think I have a crush on the butt-faced one.
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Whatever this is its disturbing. And I like it.
JD
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now if you see a Fin pop out of the water,you'd be more worried about Dolphins than sharks o.o
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Damn straight. At least sharks don't engage in rape.
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Supposedly tiger sharks do.
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Scratch that up to one of the worst possible experiences imaginable; 'Raped and eaten by a tiger shark'. Not nice.
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