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Published: 2007-08-10 21:27:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 41; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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be my love, baby. Tenderly kiss me and let me feel your soft skin like velvet ropes entwining my heart and soul.... Softly squeeze your tender lips together and deny reality for just a while... just a few more days and It'll be over babe... My love for you caresses even the slightest guilt.... C'mon, babe. We're great... you and me... We'll see everything... go everywhere... do anything... we'll be a pair... just the two of us... we'll climb the highest peaks and sail the deadliest waves... for love...... and $1 000 000. Please consider us.
5 WEEKS LATER
*Sorry, applicant ZX034@TY2, your application to enter "The Amazing Race" has been denied. The reason is simple. In the sentence "We're great... you and me", it's supposed to be "We're great... you and I" We're sorry and thank you for trying.
*"Excuse me, sir. I am a professor of English sciences at Harvard. How in the Lord's name do you see that as an error? I have studied many notes from millions of great minds in them days, and I, as well as the rest of the institution, have decided that "We're great... you and me" actually IS grammatically correct. Please think twice before arguing about something so simple you only need to be a brain surgeon - and not a nobel prize winner - to understand. Screw you, "hippie". Your show sucks anyway. Survivor is much better.
But please think about our application again. Thank you.
7 YEARS LATER
* I feel the coldness rushing over me. The two gay guys just won the amazing race. Well, too bad, it could have been use. I lie naked, in front of the television, where I have been for several years now. It's cold... it's dark... I might be dead... I don't know... my last, dying thoughts about life are...
"lucky number slevin was an awesome movie with a great storyline, but pales in comparison to Blood Diamond's impressive atmosphere"
"date movie sucked balls"
"Al gore's hairy global warming balls"
"...*"
*RING RING*
*RING RING*
*BEEP* Please leave your message at the end of the tone, uhh, after the tone.
"Hello, Mr. Smith. I just want to inform you that you have selected to be on the next "The Amazing Race". Please contact us immediately.
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