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Announcement over the intercom at the local public library: "Children, this is Chief Librarian Fifi LeFagnificent speaking. Straight Man Story Hour will begin in 10 minutes in the RuPaul Lounge on the second floor. Come see the spectacle of children's stories read by boring old straight men. And parents who find it inappropriate for unfabulous squares to be reading stories to their children, please take it up with the school board."

Description
Announcement over the intercom at the local public library: "Children, this is Chief Librarian Fifi LeFagnificent speaking. Straight Man Story Hour will begin in 10 minutes in the RuPaul Lounge on the second floor. Come see the spectacle of children's stories read by boring old straight men. And parents who find it inappropriate for unfabulous squares to be reading stories to their children, please take it up with the school board."