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Here is the story:

One good Evening

“Good evening sir, and welcome, take a seat anywhere you like, so what can I get you,” asked the friendly man from behind the saloon’s bar.

“Yeah, okay, oh I’ll ah right here on a bar chair will do,” replied the customer, his voice sounding dry and his manners seemingly distraught.

“Tough day Sir, what would you like to drink,” asked the barkeep?

“Huh, tough day, rotten week or now weeks, few sales, lots of miles driven; what I need is a drink filled with joy,” so said the ailing man as he took a seat by the bar and with his handkerchief, he wiped the drops of perspiration from off his forehead.

“One glass of joy huh, just how joyous would you like, there are varied levels,” asked the barkeep with what anyone would say of having seen might think of as a sly look.

“Hmm, how much of joy do I need; enough to help turn my work and lifestyle to something happier, with enough wealth, and if possible may it spark my love life a little,” replied then the man customer, as his reply made him to chuckle.

“One enhanced Boiler-Maker coming up sir,” said the barkeep as he then busied himself selecting various bottles of odd labels or queer colored liquids poured into a shaker.

“Like whoa there, as I am thirsty and down on my luck for sure, but ain’t that a rather large size drink for such a hot weather day? One swallow and you’d make me too drunk to drive to a motel, why…,oh Hell, why not,, give me your best,” wondered the man, he a traveling sales person, and felt lucky he had no nagging wife or children to make his misery worse.

The barkeeper began shaking the mixture of what he created, as meanwhile he asked, “You alone huh, a salesman, and feel the need to rejuvenate your attitude about life and love; well this drink is right up your alley my friend. I get sad folks in here often, but some seem really down, like ready as willing to accept almost anything offered; even a change in lifestyle…, here you go, drink this and then just sip on a nice old beer as the chaser!”

Slowly the man customer raised the jigger size glass to his lips for a meager size taste; “Hmm, very smooth, not a harsh bite, what do you call this,” asked then a customer having a silly smile.

“Buck’s Folly Pick and Pluck,” replied the Barkeeper, he with an almost evil, bedeviling glared stare at his present customer and victim.

“Yum, this has a mellow flavor,” said the man victim just as he tipped high the large glass and chugging it, swallowed all of the devilish mix. “Buck’s Folly, odd name, who was it so named…, ah, duh…, I mean like what will it… ah-huh…, hmm…?” Then stuttered the befuddled man, he having drank the special mixed drink in one swallow, too then begin drinking, or sipping on the 16oz. size mug of a dark colored beer.

“You will soon be feeling and seeing your life as turned in a different direction, no need to worry, or even have want or use for money. Gifted with a whole new view of life, while women you will mostly ignore; preferring by tomorrow to chasing after furred rumps with tails; and thoroughly, physically rejuvenated, given you learn to fornicate and help build your herd!”

I like the result.

Description
Picture Created with the Collaboration of other DA user: www.deviantart.com/candiddy

Here is the story:

One good Evening

“Good evening sir, and welcome, take a seat anywhere you like, so what can I get you,” asked the friendly man from behind the saloon’s bar.

“Yeah, okay, oh I’ll ah right here on a bar chair will do,” replied the customer, his voice sounding dry and his manners seemingly distraught.

“Tough day Sir, what would you like to drink,” asked the barkeep?

“Huh, tough day, rotten week or now weeks, few sales, lots of miles driven; what I need is a drink filled with joy,” so said the ailing man as he took a seat by the bar and with his handkerchief, he wiped the drops of perspiration from off his forehead.

“One glass of joy huh, just how joyous would you like, there are varied levels,” asked the barkeep with what anyone would say of having seen might think of as a sly look.

“Hmm, how much of joy do I need; enough to help turn my work and lifestyle to something happier, with enough wealth, and if possible may it spark my love life a little,” replied then the man customer, as his reply made him to chuckle.

“One enhanced Boiler-Maker coming up sir,” said the barkeep as he then busied himself selecting various bottles of odd labels or queer colored liquids poured into a shaker.

“Like whoa there, as I am thirsty and down on my luck for sure, but ain’t that a rather large size drink for such a hot weather day? One swallow and you’d make me too drunk to drive to a motel, why…,oh Hell, why not,, give me your best,” wondered the man, he a traveling sales person, and felt lucky he had no nagging wife or children to make his misery worse.

The barkeeper began shaking the mixture of what he created, as meanwhile he asked, “You alone huh, a salesman, and feel the need to rejuvenate your attitude about life and love; well this drink is right up your alley my friend. I get sad folks in here often, but some seem really down, like ready as willing to accept almost anything offered; even a change in lifestyle…, here you go, drink this and then just sip on a nice old beer as the chaser!”

Slowly the man customer raised the jigger size glass to his lips for a meager size taste; “Hmm, very smooth, not a harsh bite, what do you call this,” asked then a customer having a silly smile.

“Buck’s Folly Pick and Pluck,” replied the Barkeeper, he with an almost evil, bedeviling glared stare at his present customer and victim.

“Yum, this has a mellow flavor,” said the man victim just as he tipped high the large glass and chugging it, swallowed all of the devilish mix. “Buck’s Folly, odd name, who was it so named…, ah, duh…, I mean like what will it… ah-huh…, hmm…?” Then stuttered the befuddled man, he having drank the special mixed drink in one swallow, too then begin drinking, or sipping on the 16oz. size mug of a dark colored beer.

“You will soon be feeling and seeing your life as turned in a different direction, no need to worry, or even have want or use for money. Gifted with a whole new view of life, while women you will mostly ignore; preferring by tomorrow to chasing after furred rumps with tails; and thoroughly, physically rejuvenated, given you learn to fornicate and help build your herd!”

I like the result.