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Description It's little, but accurate, as Arxula is a very short little beasty. ;

INFO:

Name: Arxula
Someone: Laura
Power: Filth
Weapon: Chimney Brush
World: Mary Poppins, presumably London?

Power of Filth: The ability to absorb and release all manner of foul matter at will, with little to no harm done to the user.

Chimney Brush: She just picked it up along the way, but wields it like a samurai wields his katana... only it's a brush. She seems to like it for all the soot it has. She can use it to make a smoke screen.

Personality: Quiet and reserved, almost to the point of seeming misanthropic. She is not prone to making friends, as she doesn't go out of her way to ever, and her personal hygiene drives the more sane people away before they get to know her. She never cleans herself by choice, but somehow manages to never leave a trail, nor looks dirty.
Despite all this, she is a prude by nature and fairly intelligent. She never uses foul language and does her best to be proper, though fails at times (especially when it involves water and/or cleaning).
She hardly ever eats or sleeps, lending to a certain frailty. She faints sometimes when overly stressed, and always looks very gaunt.
She isn't very good at conveying emotions, though through thorough watching of movies, she has basically mastered the "creepy little kid" thing they've got going in recent horror movies, and has a wicked cool evil laugh.

Physically: Short (at 5 feet even), but solidly built, and fairly curvy. Her skin is waxy and, obviously, extremely pale because of it. Blemish free, though, aside from the permanent dark marks under her eyes. Her hair is fairly short, but extremely messy, due to it being the mother of all skin oil. It's easily shaped, though, and ends out in quirky styles usually.
One point of interest is that, while her left eye is simply hazel, her right eye has been replaced by a coppery, swirled eye. She won't say where she got it, or why, but sometimes mentions something about it being magical.

Wears: The normal Organization coat, though several sizes too big. She also wears a black undershirt under the coat, as she is an ultimate prude, and wouldn't be caught dead dressed immodestly. She's surprisingly comfortable in her high heeled boots, and can run in them easily.
When in street wear, she just wears a frumpy old t-shirt (again, too big for her), large jeans, and some old tennis shoes.

Hopefully this is presentable. I hope there's no size requirement...
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Comments: 258

vox-vita-anima In reply to ??? [2008-02-16 08:30:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure I was like that when I was little, too. In fact, I remember, in my old church, there was this table with a red velvet table cloth on it. The table was against the wall and the cloth was really long, so the edge touched the floor. I used to sit under there in my own little tent thing, with my brother or friend if I permitted them to enter. It was up against a full-length glass window as well, so I could look out.
Ahh fun times.
My brother says red smarties taste like red crayons... and yet... he doesn't know how he knows this...
Suspicious? Definitely.

HELL YES! But... Wheeeeeeereeee?

Gaw, yah! What weapon's should we wield? I reckon a cactus sword. So, on the long, cold nights we could roast marshmellows over a fire. And perhaps make s'mores if we had the correct provisions...?
Hold on... who takes chocolate, marshmellows and sweet biscuits to war?

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-16 20:01:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh, that sounds awesome. The building we used to go to didn't have any windows at all in the chapel, so we didn't have anything cool like that. Luckily enough, the pews are far enough apart that we call could sit on the floor and doodle, without bothering any of the adults too much. :3
... Like... red crayons...? o_o;

Oh, man, I dunno'. D:

Well, I usually use a giant spoon... Good for making stews and such.
Well, we do, deary! We're far too cool to just take hard tack, you know.

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-16 21:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Our pews were really close together, like press-against-the-backrest-when-someone-tried-to-walk-past-you close together. And they were really quiet services. Luckily they had this playgroup area just outside the doors of the chapel, in the entrance way I guess, where there was a dolls house, duplo and puppets.
Red Crayons.

We're gonna have to find a good place, and if we can't, we're gonna have to just roleplay through notes.

GIANT SPORK! Then it can be used for stabbing the enemies, too.
Oh yeah. We'll never been seen dead with a piece of hard tack still clamped resolutely between our jaws.

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-16 22:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Hot dang. D: I'd go mad, myself. XD It's good they had a place for kids to play, though. We didn't have that for anyone over three years old. XD;
... D8; I really don't want to know how he got to that conclusion.

Yeah. D:; I don't know of any place, really, other than a friend's forum, but that's more for Starbits/Caseatrix, so...

Oh, indeed. ; Too bad I fear drawing blood. I just cause internal bleeding with a spoon.
Exactly! I'd much rather have gooey marshmallow smeared around my mouth. XD

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-17 05:34:36 +0000 UTC]

We had Sunday school groups as well, but they were for 3-7 year olds and 13-16 year olds, so eight/nine-year-old me used to complain so much. The lower group was boring and they wouldn't let me in the teenage group!
I don't think he even knows!

We'll have to hunt places down. Go searching and test them out one by one.

Crack a rib! Then, even if they don't die, they won't be able to laugh without hurting themselves. that'd be really bad...
I want chocolate splattered in random places. So like a smudge of it on the back of my neck, so the people who found me dead be be like: Wtf? How can you miss your mouth by that much?

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-17 06:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh, man. The church I went to as a little kid had it divided 3-11, split into two groups, then 12-18. The one I'm in now has so many kids that it's more like a class to every age, each class with at least four kids. my sister teaches the 7 turning 8 year olds, and she has about eight kids in her class.
And that's probably for the best. ;;

Oh, indeed. If I had a spine to my name, I'd be quite fierce about it, I'm sure.

Ooh, good idea.
And it'll attract wild animals better once your dead, and everyone knows that animal mauled bodies are much cooler than normally mauled ones.

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-17 09:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh my! That is a lotta kids! It's real nice that so many families are encouraging faith in their kids, tho.
Oh, Indeed!

I have no idea what a forum in code would look like, but I can so see us charging in there, with spoons raised.

A friend of mine broke a rib, so I wasn't allowed to listen to my comedy music cd in the car anymore.
Oh yeah. A bear. Because... they have... fur? And claws? Or maybe just because I want to? I just don't know anymore.

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-17 22:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh, totally. The kids don't fully appreciate it yet, but they will.

Of course! We would be terrifying.

Oh, heck. D: That's no fun at all!
Bears are cool enough not to reason.

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-18 01:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Especially when they get to cool things like NCYC (National Christian Youth Convention).

We could whack them computer codes until they error fatally.

For him it wasn't... but for me... Play the music and watch him laugh and cry.
Yeah! I love those bears with the moon shape on their chests.

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-18 02:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, yeah. I've never heard of that, though. ;

Ooh, like hackorz?

Oh, dear. ;; I feel I should pity him.
Oh, oh, oh! Those Malayan Sun Bears? I love them! Their so cute!

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-18 04:55:41 +0000 UTC]

It's an Australian thing. Last year it was in Perth, I believe.

Yeah totally! We can dip our spoons in virus.

No need, he doesn't need any pity. It was too funny to be feeling anything else.
YESYESYES If I was a bear, I'd be one of them. Then a Honey Bear, then a Polar Bear, then a Grizzly. Yup. I think of eeeeeveeerything.

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-18 05:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, okay. That makes sense.

Then rain destruction and mind annoyance everywhere! XDD

Oh, okay. I'll keep that in mind.
Jah. D I've... never really thought of what I'd be if I were a bear. XD; Probably a black bear. They seem common enough for my tastes.

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-18 05:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Lots of sense. I'm hoping I can go this year. Maybe I'll post some photos.

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! We can prevent people from using annoying chat rooms! Yaaaaaay!

For when it next happens! *Runs around with cricket bat* RIIIIIIBS!!!
And black! I just love the whole pull-salmon-form-river thing. I reckon that'd be hella fun.

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-19 03:24:39 +0000 UTC]

That'd be fun.

YES! >D Silly chat rooms!

;;; Oh, dear...
Totally. Too bad I don't like fish... XD;

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-19 07:12:33 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

The one with the penguins annoys me most, so it's top of my list!

I think I should have a doctor follow me around, to fix up the people I damage on my way. XDDD
You'd love fish if you were a bear!

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-19 08:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Jah, even. XD

... Penguins...? o_o

Indeed. D: Those poor, poor people...
Oh, obviously. ; But, as a human, the very smell of fish puts me off from food for the rest of the day.

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-19 10:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Totally! XD

I think it's called... Club Penguin... I think it's more for little children... but the adds annoy me.

I'll pay them all back when I'm sane.
Really? I shall know never to give you fish. Coincidentally, I ate fish for dinner.

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Snagglebucket In reply to vox-vita-anima [2008-02-20 01:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Huh, Club Penguin. o_o Trippy.

... Good idea.
Hah. ; Yeah, I'm a pretty weird kid. I ate a bad fish stick when I was little and that put me off from all forms of sea food.
I hope your fish was good.

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-22 03:59:17 +0000 UTC]

Most definitely.

Did you know that this conversation has been going on for at least 40 comments!?

It may take a while, but it will happen.
I loved prunes when I was little, then I did have them for a while, and when I next had them, I hated them! Strange happenins.
It was lovely, thankyou.

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Snagglebucket In reply to ??? [2008-02-14 06:26:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh, goodness! XD; I guess that's why we use books for our lyrics. It's harder for books to glitch.

Oh, dear! We should fix that!

BUCCCKKEETT!!!

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vox-vita-anima In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-14 06:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol. Yeah, that's true. Except the only books we have are the Together in Song ones, and the Psalms, so we need the lyrics up for the newer songs.
We should definitely fix that!

MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH



mellow.

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darkinja125 In reply to ??? [2008-01-30 22:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Hycarzax: GASP! Have some pride, woman!
Or, at least, don't touch anything. It only makes my job harder.

He's the butler, you see, and prone to be butlerish. I personally have no reservations about her chosen way of life so long as she sings the song with the rest of the chimney sweeps.

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Snagglebucket In reply to darkinja125 [2008-02-01 02:39:46 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: ... Lighten up. I'll keep it to my room. *stuffs a full garbage bag under coat*

XD Oh, goodness. Hopefully Arxula will have the sense to clean up after herself with her amazing muck-vacuuming abilities.

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darkinja125 In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-01 22:58:39 +0000 UTC]

Hycarzax: *cringing* See that you do.

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Snagglebucket In reply to darkinja125 [2008-02-02 00:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: Indeed. >___> *plots evilly*

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Dama130 In reply to darkinja125 [2008-02-01 01:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Cryxat: **grins evily** 'Ey! Arxula, how ya doin'?! Welcome to the Organization. Make yourself at home take you shoes off stay a while! **Slaps a Free Hugs sign on Hycarzax** Don't forget to give Hycarzax a big hug too!

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darkinja125 In reply to Dama130 [2008-02-01 22:59:16 +0000 UTC]

Hycarzax: *removes the sign* Rather. *Slides away silently*.

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Dama130 In reply to darkinja125 [2008-02-02 03:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Cryxat: Aww he ran away...hee hee hee! X3

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rennegades In reply to ??? [2008-01-30 16:15:17 +0000 UTC]

Welcome, welcome~

Tesehxirti: *just... twitching. hi, her power is cleanliness |Db*

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-01-30 21:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Danke.

Arxula: *grins evilly at her discomfort* >D

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rennegades In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-01-31 01:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Tesehxirti: *gives a somewhat theatrical shudder* Ugh.

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-02-01 02:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: This place should be fun... >3

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rennegades In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-02 21:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Tesehxirti: *my pride forces me to hold back the whimper I so wish to make* By Allah, what did I do to deserve this?

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-02-05 23:19:57 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: Oh, you didn't do anything to deserve this, I'm sure, but I'd like to think I did. >:3

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rennegades In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-06 17:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Tesehxirti: Oh how delightful. Do forgive me for not wearing a gift bow.

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-02-06 23:24:31 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: Oh, it's quite alright. I daresay your fine without.

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rennegades In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-08 01:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Tesehxirti: Well I'm pleased to have met your... high standards.

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-02-11 23:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: Indeed. Very few rank as high as you.

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rennegades In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-15 18:50:39 +0000 UTC]

Tesehxirti: Bestill my beating heart.

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-02-16 07:37:57 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: I would happily do so, if I knew where it might be.

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rennegades In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-19 00:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Tesehxirti: How sweet of you.

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Snagglebucket In reply to rennegades [2008-02-19 03:31:43 +0000 UTC]

Arx: Of course. I can be quite sweet, when the moment is right.

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Harlequin-Faith In reply to ??? [2008-01-30 04:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Loxah: =makes a face of utter disgust and backs away slightly= Welcome to the organization...please tell me you're not going to walk through our white halls in your dirty boots...

Lol, I love your character! She's awesome >_<
Don't mind Loxah she's just a bit of a hygine nut...

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Snagglebucket In reply to Harlequin-Faith [2008-01-30 05:09:45 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: *grins evilly* Wouldn't you like to know? *twitches out hands that start oozing something horrible inexplicably*

XD Heh, thanks. I had fun with her. :3 Well, I'm sure Loxah won't mind her once she figures out Arxula will always "get rid of" the trash.

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Harlequin-Faith In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-01-30 10:41:41 +0000 UTC]

Loxah: ales and backs off a few more steps, activating her power=

[lawl! Mind fog of doom ^^ Don't mind me I was working out my power some more with my gf...who still hasn't been accepted T_T]

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Snagglebucket In reply to Harlequin-Faith [2008-01-30 21:34:53 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: *sticks her tongue out and quits it*

(XDD That's okay. Ooh, I hope she gets in soon!)

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Harlequin-Faith In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-01-31 07:02:55 +0000 UTC]

Loxah: =sighs in relief and eyes her suspiciously= You remind me of someone I know...

[yeah I hope so too ^^ Saxy is teh bomb!]

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Snagglebucket In reply to Harlequin-Faith [2008-02-01 02:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: Oh, really... whom, may I ask?

( I shall have to meet her! *luffles on people*)

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Harlequin-Faith In reply to Snagglebucket [2008-02-01 04:33:36 +0000 UTC]

Loxah: =waves him off and begins to leave= Maybe you'll meet him one day...

[Lol, Saxy and Arxula are rather similar actually ^^ Not in appearence but mannerisims and such...]

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Snagglebucket In reply to Harlequin-Faith [2008-02-01 05:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Arxula: Ah... very well.

(XD Really? Heh, can't say I'm surprised.)

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