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Spaced Explorers

Episode One

Page One
  Opening Shot, Full Page.  One of KALLI'S  eyes in the middle, pinpointed pupil, obviously berserk. Bottom corner of page, non-speak bubble, more sound effect: Grrr...

Page Two
  Upper Left Panel, TRIGGER growling, that was the 'Grrr' from the pervious page.
  Upper Right Panel, KALLI berserk, eyes pinpointed, upper chest shot to head only.
  Lower Left Panel, KRAUSS freaked out, eyes wide, scared.
KRAUSS: Cless...
  Middle Panel, large frame. JACK CLESS holds TRISTAN CLESS at gunpoint. JACK'S eyes are obviously psycotic, his face looks much like his brother's but way more unstable. TRISTAN looks oddly calm, though is sweating.
  Lower Right Panel. Closs up of TRISTAN.
  Tristan: Jack...

Page Three
   Panel One, KALLI, her words a weird text to show she's in berserker mode, upper torso shot. She has a .454 Rhino Cassul in her hands. Pointed at JACK.
Kalli: Put...him the FUCK down, boy...
   Panel Two, JACK grins at her, close up of his psyco face.
Jack: I can't have a minute with my -dear- brother?
   Panel Three, close up of JACK'S gun, his finger on the trigger and a small 'tsch' sound effect.
   Panel Four, KRAUSS, still freaked, close up. 'Gulp' sound effect.
Krauss: Calm down, man, we can work this all out, right, man?
   Panel Five, TRISTAN, eyes closed, close up, face still calm.
Tristan: Kalli, I lov--
   Panel Six. Splash of blood, 'BANG!' sound effect, a gunshot.

TITLE PAGE: "Spaced Explorers  - Chapter One"

Page Four
   Panel One. Full side of TRISTAN, sitting up in bed, eyes wide, breathing hard, covered in sweat. Bed rumpled around him.
Tristant: Fuck! Mother fucker! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch!
   Panel Two, small, hatch of TRISTAN'S room 'swishes' open.
   Panel Three, upper body shot of KRAUSS, grinning.
Krauss: Moning, bud. Sounds like you either had a hell of a bad dream of a -damned- good wet one, huh?
    Panel Four. Close up. TRISTAN'S hand flipping him off.
    Panel Five, both guys outside the closed hatch, TRISTAN dressed, hall around them empty. KRAUSS is still grinning.
  Tristan: I just KNOW this is gonna be one of those damn days.

Page Five
   Panel One. Looking into KRAUSS and CLESS through a hatch from the outside.
   Panel Two. Start Zoom out, continue zoom out for as many panels as it takes to show full ship with mech and smaller jet (Cerberus and Zelda) floating around it.
   VA over all panels, SPIKE: Goooood morning campers and welcome to another fiiiiine damn day on your favorite exploritory ship, the good 'ol Lavern. This is your friendly family freakshow Lt JG Spike Pierce jabbin' your ears with words and it's good to be heard but better to be speaking. Today's galley special is...well, whaddya know. Fried hash browns and uh fried...well I ain't sure what that is, but it's sure fried. Thanks to Cook Gritz for that.
Right now the gooooorgeous Security Cheif Frei and friendly ET Kerensk Alexi are out and abouts checking over our home away from planet before our next hyper jump, so please by all means raid Ker's quarters for any games you mighta loaned him, 'cause you ain't gettin' 'em back for a while. Feel free to run in the halls without gettin' shot but beware the do---
Smaller panel, inset, bottome of page, just a voice bubble.
Maddox: ENSIGN PIERCE!

Page Six
    Panel One. KRAUSS and CLESS pause by a thrown open hatch, MADDOX'S back can be seen.
Maddox: What the HELL are you doing on the PA?! Get out!
    Panel Two, small, KRAUSS and CLESS share a grin.
    Panel Three, first good shot of SPIKE in all his metal wearing glory, holding a mic.
Spike: And don't forget, my hombres and senioritas, today's ANNOY THE CAPTAIN DAY!
    Panel Four, small, KRAUSS and CLESS.
Krauss and Cless: Yay!
    Panel Five, MADDOX looking....like Maddox.
Maddox: Every day is 'Annoy the Captain' day on this ship, why don't you try something new and NOT annoy me for once?!
    Panel Six, CLESS comes up on one side and takes his arm, KRAUSS on the other.
Cless: Then how would anyone know you're the captain?
Krauss: It's our way of showing our love, man.

Page Seven
    Panel One. MADDOX getting thrown away from the PA room ass first by KRAUSS and CLESS, both grinning.
    Panel Two, CLESS salutes SPIKE, who returns it.
Cless: Carry on, Lieutenant.
Spike: Yessir!
    Panel Three, CLESS and KRAUSS walk away from now closed hatch with a 'DJ In Session' sign on it. Musical notes blare out with lyrics to 'Hey Man, Nice Shot' by Filter. MADDOX swirly eyed against the wall.
Lyrics: I wish I would've met you, but now it's a little late.
     Panel Four lower page, THE GRAVEYARD. Also known as hangar. There are currently two mechs that are in one part standing, one is CLESS' GODGUNNER the other is KRAUSS' BETHOOVEN. The rest of the hangar does look like a massive graveyard, parts and corpses of Behemouth standard grade droid run mechs laying about.
  Lyrics: What you could have taught me, I coulda saved some face.

Page Eight
    Panel One, hangar doors open and a small personal jet enters, attaching itself to the wall like a sucker-fish. This is Kerensk Alexi's jet, THE ZELDA.
    Panel Two, CERBERUS enters, POV shot as if one were below it and looking up, silluetted rather scary looking.
Lyrics: They think your early ending was all wrong. For most part they're right, but look how they all got strong.
    Panel Three, CERBERUS stands among rigging and catwalks, the hangars door close.
Sound Effect: WOOF!
    Panel Four, hatch to hangar opens and KRAUSS and CLESS stand there. Both are drooled and chewed, with throroughly disgusted looks on their faces.
    Panel Five, head shot of CERBERUS
Cerberus PA: TRIGGER!
    Panel Six, small form jumping OUT of the very tall mech from chest cockpit.
Lyrics: That's why I say hey man, nice shot. What a good shot, man.

Page Nine
    Panel One. Joyous reunion of woman and dog. KALLIE and TRIGGER hugging. Trigger is as tall as she is, and she's not a short woman. KALLI wears a mech flightsuit, skin hugging, showing off ever single one of her curves.
Kalli: Trig! Good boy, did you keep watch while I was gone, didja didja?
Trigger: Woof!
Trigger Thought: If it means I get a treat, you're damn right I did!
Lyrics: That's why I say hey man, nice shot. What a good shot, man.
   Panel Two, CLESS and KRAUSS again.
Krauss: Oh, man, that is wrong. Why's the DOG get more love on this boat then I do?
Cless: ...sure is cold in here, huh?
  CLESS has a goofy look on his face, staring in towards woman and dog. More appropratly, at woman's chest.
     Panel Three. KALLI looks up sharply.
Lyrics: Heeeeey maaaaaan. Haaaas gone. Heeeey maaaan. Haaaaaave fun, NICE SHOT.
   Panel Four, KRAUSS sideglances, nervously.
Krauss: Uh...Tris, bud, I think she heard you.
     Panel Five. CLESS doesn't even blink, nosebleeding slightly.
Cless: Really cold...
     Panel Six. KALLI looks down at TRIGGER and winks.
   Lyrics: Now that the smoke's gone, and the air is all clear. Those who were right there, had a new fear kind of fear.

Page Ten
   Panel One, close up of a running TRIGGER.
Lyrics: You'd fight and you were right, but they just too strong.
   Panel Two, close up of CLESS still nose bleeding and starry eyed.
   Panel Three, close up of CLESS'S shin with TRIGGER'S jaws dug in.
Lyrics: They'd stick it in your face and let you'd smell what they considered wrong.
    Panel Four, KRAUSS face palms.
Krauss: Dude, I told you she heard you....
  Panel Five, Hangars.
Cless, VA: AAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!
   Panel Six, close up, Kalli, smirking.
Kalli: Good dog!
Lyrics: That's why I say hey man, nice shot. What a good shot man. That's why I'd say hey man nice shot, what a good shot man.
Heeeeeeeeeey maaan! Has gone! Heeeeeeey maaaan! Haaaave fun! NICE SHOT. Heeey maaaan! Haaas gone! Heeey maaan! Haaave fun! Nice shot man! Hey nice shot man! HEY I wish I would have met you , I wish I would have met you, I wish I would have met you, whoa, I wish I would have met you, I'd say NICE SHOT.