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StefTastan — HOW TO BE A FANGIRL - NUMBAA 2
Published: 2005-08-07 21:07:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 13183; Favourites: 211; Downloads: 3592
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HahahaHAHAHAHHASJGFHDG I'm submitting on August the 7th! :bitchslap:I forgot a bunch of stuff on the previous tutorial so I made a second one. Now leave me the hell alone, sarcasm-addicts.
Stuff covered in this tutorial:
- Food.
- Drawing.
- Original Characters.
- ^_^
- Fanart.
- Videogames.
I know 80% of you won't forgive me for submitting stuff on the 7th. Oh, the joys of being neutral in the middle of a war!
OMG CERTIFICATE
That's right. If you've successfully finished the fangirl lessons, print out THE certificate, sign your name on it and show 'dem anime haturs how cool you is.
Click here! WTFLOL LINK!
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Comments: 385
I think Ramen noodles and Pocky taste good, I was eating Remen long before I ever saw anime...
As for the 'stick' part of pocky, it is not air nor corn, but a type of cookie that is used in many forms in sweet snacks outside of the US...
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Just looked it up on the site I get mine from (for about $1.50 a pack, yah internet 
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roflmfao xD so true! and there is also instant pho thingy its sorta similar to ramens 
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OH GOD! TO MUCH OF THAT TYPING STYLE!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL MY EYES ARE FRICKIN' BLEEDING!!!!!
.... Man, why did I read this right after your first one? My eyes... oh god...
lol.
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IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR OBEYING THAT TODDLER ON YOUR ICON.
It's controlling your brains. MAKE IT STOP OMG~
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Its so true its sad.
Pocky it nasty im so glad I got some off of a friend and didnt waste my money on that crap.
But you cant say that to any other anime fan.
Man the second I say I hate pocky and FF I get a stare that could kill, I mean how DARE I call my self an anime fan and hate pocky. Shame on me.
Man, it makes me sad to be an anime fan with morons like that.
But you didnt add that thing that ticks me off the most, when does crazy fan girls try to TALK in Japanese. Actually they dont speak in Japanese then speck English in high pitch "Japanese" voices. I hate that. If I hear "MEW MEW TOKYO! EEEEEE" one more time Im going to kill.
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The Japanese talk is on the other tutorial, the featured deviation. The one you just faved is the second one in the series.
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Will you soon make:
"I wanna be an uncanny to astonish Dc/Marvel comics fanboy! F*** Brett Ratner! 'Nuff said"
"Missa wanna be a Star Wars addict!! Extended universe rulzzzzzz! I am your father!!"
"I am anti-American, anti-Israeli and me is glad to show it b cuz me am genius!! Lung leev Michael Moore!!"
And obviously:
"I want to be a fangirl/anime/manga/japan basher and hater!!! Tell me all the dumbass excuses (involving nasty ones like paraphilias and saying how the animation sucks compared to Disney movies) as to how I can turn my f**knut fanpeoplee to MY side!"
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I might, though it's annoying to see all these dumbass sarcasm sheets be the center of attention of my page.
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Well, we all specialize in something... and these sarcasm sheets are some of the most peculiar stuff deviants see.
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At least they're less time consuming. >_>
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Less time consuming than drawings? Well, in them, you can vent your frustration and anger!
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That's right. These tutorials fill me with joy.
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I would love to do one like this against the anti-americans, the anime-bashers and japanophobics, the Star Wars fans and webcomics.
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Go for it. It'd be a kickass read.
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Hmm... but I have very average literary skills!
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It's ok. All it takes is hatred.
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Okay, I will go to those numerous anti-US websites that use shit examples and opportunistic flaming for their ideology!! And then, I will go to west-friendly websites that tell about the shit from the mid-east and I'll be full of hatred and revolution!!!! But the problem is, I might get banned/flamed/hated for bashing anti-americans and expressing my too politically incorrect ideology...
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Then be smart and disguise your hatred in very subtle innuendos, while keeping the guide politically accurate. Or make a satire and kick everyone's ass.
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Hmm... I'll let my inspiration give me a good idea.
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Oh, and by the way - Ramen noodles are MADE in the US. The box says Maruchan - America's finest noodles. Made in the US.
So some overpaid redneck in a factory actually contributed these noodles to our American society.
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I'll have a look into that.
..Belize is so underappreciated.
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Damn you! Why didn't you place a big fat warning on this saying WARNING: DO NOT READ ALOUD!
Maybe it was the sound of my voice that made me do it, or the speed I was reading, or the emphasis I put on 'KAWAIIGASM' as I practically screamed it to the Lord above. BUT I STILL WET MY NEW DAMN PANTS BECAUSE OF YOU.
No, seriously. This was hislarious, my mom heard me laughing so hard and asked if I was poking my teeth fillings with forks.
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KAWAIIGASM WORKS WONDERS.
TEETH FILLINGS. MINE LOOK LIKE FUNGI!
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Sue your dentist. I bet it works in the real world... if there is a real world...
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My emotions have escalated from true love to rabid obsession. I am your slave forever and always.
*kisses feet*
Oh, on a side note, FFVII: Advent Children kicked my ass. Several times. With spiky boots. And I came back for more.
Why the hell I just let you know that I don't know. Maybe it's love.
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I have a job for you.
I'm downloading Advent Children right now. I can't wait to watch it. Kadaj looks hawt. xDD
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Meheheheh. Wait till you see Sephiroth. I couldn't stop squealing with joy.
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Oh ow ow ow ow ow. I'm laughing so hard this hurts. It's not even all of it. It's only one line.
Semi-colon stapled on by activist Jews. Ow ow ow.
Bless you. Really.
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Everytime I look at your screen name, I swear to god, I don't see "dee---bee" I see "data---base".
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Aw crap. Just pronounce it Deeb. See if that helps.
And thank heavens to Betsy it wasn't m---d---b, 'cos then I'd be a product of good old MS Access, and nobody wants that.
Seriously though, fantastic Deviation ya got here
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Hee hee
I must disagree with you, FF9 was a great game! Not as good as FF7 but better then FF8.
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...
I thought FFVIII was a masterpiece.
It's the height of the characters that bothered me throughout the ENTIRE game. "The main character is only 2'9" tall! What?! Why?! *stab self* NO! JUSTICE!"
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I like the cute chibi approach.... I like cute thing but... I'm male too >__<
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OH GOD PLEASE NO!
NOT THE BRAIN ATROPHY!
SOMEONE HELP MEEEE! *thud*
*BING*
Gimme more! This really brightens my whole week knowing i can successfully fight against fangirls with this, they cower at the sight of true, pure, and legitimate insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +FAV, And these two GO on my journal header now!
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Fight the fangirls! Use the force!
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From all my observations of life, i can establish the perfect allegory to prove God,
It's called Star Wars, and it is made to prove God does exist, just by the characters and stories alone, it has some pretty close elements,
notice something like this from it?
(tired)
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This also reminds me of Furcadia during the 'dragonball z' fad. Everytime someone wanted to roleplay some person goes super saiyan... excuse my incorrectness 'saiyan-jin' and destroys the whole map *according to their rp rules* Funny how it started as an out of character chat...
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Another funny one XD Although, if I play FF7, do I get counted in as a rabid fangirl too? XDXD Great stuff, this.
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Nah, I play FF games a lot.
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Haha, I really have a problem with fangirls who dedicate to worshipping pocky as though as it were the meal of the gods.
Kawaii desu means "It's cute".
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LOL 8D nice tutorial. =] somehow I can relate to it.
.... damn =]
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