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*Techmike continues on the tail ahead but before he check his backpack and see some stuff that Geoffreiel put in their a note, a sleeping bag, and a map + 42 Gold*
Techmike: huh? I wonder what this note says?
Geoffreiel: dear Techmike I probably had a feeling you would leave the ruins so I added some things for your journey to Patrick castle, I wish I could help you more but that MAP OF THE UNDERGROUND will help you get to where you need to go, I hope make it farther than the others have. goodbye techmike. P.S I put your potatoes in the bag also your pie too and some gold.
Techmike: thanks Geoffreiel
*he head down the tail to where it splits off into 2 tails one going forward and the other going left also the a star to save and... a chest with a sign next to it. he head to the star to touch and?*
(the convenience of that lamp still fills you with DeDERPmination.) (HP fully restored) (saved)
*he head over to the sign and it says (This is box that hold all your stuff. you an put items inside or take items out. the same box will appear later, so don't worry about coming back. Sincerely, J.)
Techmike: I know I can always count on J to help
*as he put some items into the chest*
Techmike: hey like a enderchest, huh what this?
*he see something inside and he take it out TOUGH BOXING GLOVES added to OLD BACKPACK*
Techmike: nice
*as he goes to check out the left tail (FIGHT MODE)
(Pauldrake Flutters forth!)
*check
Pauldrake 6 ATK 2 DEF
*This adult comedian fights to keep a captive audience.
Pauldrake: My fave cereals: "frosted"
*techmike doges his attack*
*act
Techmike: *laughs*
Pauldrake: see guys!? he laughs! I knew I was right, humans can laughs!
*techmike doges his attack*
*Pauldrake is pleased
*spare
(YOU WON) (you earned 0 XP and 12 gold.)
*he head to the left tail and see a river with a fishing pole nearby*
(it's a fishing rod affixed to the ground...)
Techmike: hmm?.... derp
*he reels it in*
(All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking monster... that has a message on the back that says "Call me here my number! number add to SMART PHONE" you decide not to call but maybe later)
*he decide to head back on the tail to the tail ahead and their was both Laserbeam and Wobble Bass
Techmike: huh? how did he get here when I saw him go the other way?
Wobble Bass: SO WIE ICH ÜBER JESSICA SAGTE, - (SO AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT JESSICA,-) *he turn to see Techmike walking their way then he looks back at laserbeam with shocked look on his then look back techmike then back Laserbeam he did this for while until- they both looking at techmike, then turn around*
Wobble Bass: LASERBEAM, OH MEIN GOTT IST DAS... EIN MENSCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (LASERBEAM, OH MY GOD IS THAT... A HUMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*they both to to look at techmike and the rock behind him*
Laserbeam: Uhhhh... Eigentlich denke ich, das ist ein Rock.(uhhhh... actually, I think that's a rock.)
Wobble Bass: oh
Techmike: do I like a F***ing rock to-!! oh wait your both looking at the rock..... s*** I messed
Wobble Bass: IS THAT HUMAN THAT PERSON WHO SAID SWEARS WORDS?
Techmike: yep that is
Wobble Bass: OH MY GOD!!!! LASERBEAM I FINALLY DID!!! JESSICA WILL... I'M GONNA... I'LL BE SO... POPULAR!!!! POPULAR!!!! POPULAR!!!!
Techmike: derp.
Wobble Bass: ... "AHEM" HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT WOBBLE BASS, WILL STOP YOU!!! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU! YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL! THEN... THEN!!! I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT. IN ANY CASE! CONTINUE... IF YOU DARE!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!! *as he walk further thought the trail*
Laserbeam: well bruh, that went almost well.
Techmike: sorry for swearing
Laserbeam: don't sweat it, tech
Techmike: really?
Laserbeam: yeah really, I'll keep an eyesocket out for ya bruh
Techmike: alright I'll meet up ahead
*laserbeam he down the tail to where his brother went*
Techmike: alright I on another adventure
*he continues down the tail*

Description
*Techmike continues on the tail ahead but before he check his backpack and see some stuff that Geoffreiel put in their a note, a sleeping bag, and a map + 42 Gold*
Techmike: huh? I wonder what this note says?
Geoffreiel: dear Techmike I probably had a feeling you would leave the ruins so I added some things for your journey to Patrick castle, I wish I could help you more but that MAP OF THE UNDERGROUND will help you get to where you need to go, I hope make it farther than the others have. goodbye techmike. P.S I put your potatoes in the bag also your pie too and some gold.
Techmike: thanks Geoffreiel
*he head down the tail to where it splits off into 2 tails one going forward and the other going left also the a star to save and... a chest with a sign next to it. he head to the star to touch and?*
(the convenience of that lamp still fills you with DeDERPmination.) (HP fully restored) (saved)
*he head over to the sign and it says (This is box that hold all your stuff. you an put items inside or take items out. the same box will appear later, so don't worry about coming back. Sincerely, J.)
Techmike: I know I can always count on J to help
*as he put some items into the chest*
Techmike: hey like a enderchest, huh what this?
*he see something inside and he take it out TOUGH BOXING GLOVES added to OLD BACKPACK*
Techmike: nice
*as he goes to check out the left tail (FIGHT MODE)
(Pauldrake Flutters forth!)
*check
Pauldrake 6 ATK 2 DEF
*This adult comedian fights to keep a captive audience.
Pauldrake: My fave cereals: "frosted"
*techmike doges his attack*
*act
Techmike: *laughs*
Pauldrake: see guys!? he laughs! I knew I was right, humans can laughs!
*techmike doges his attack*
*Pauldrake is pleased
*spare
(YOU WON) (you earned 0 XP and 12 gold.)
*he head to the left tail and see a river with a fishing pole nearby*
(it's a fishing rod affixed to the ground...)
Techmike: hmm?.... derp
*he reels it in*
(All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking monster... that has a message on the back that says "Call me here my number! number add to SMART PHONE" you decide not to call but maybe later)
*he decide to head back on the tail to the tail ahead and their was both Laserbeam and Wobble Bass
Techmike: huh? how did he get here when I saw him go the other way?
Wobble Bass: SO WIE ICH ÜBER JESSICA SAGTE, - (SO AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT JESSICA,-) *he turn to see Techmike walking their way then he looks back at laserbeam with shocked look on his then look back techmike then back Laserbeam he did this for while until- they both looking at techmike, then turn around*
Wobble Bass: LASERBEAM, OH MEIN GOTT IST DAS... EIN MENSCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (LASERBEAM, OH MY GOD IS THAT... A HUMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*they both to to look at techmike and the rock behind him*
Laserbeam: Uhhhh... Eigentlich denke ich, das ist ein Rock.(uhhhh... actually, I think that's a rock.)
Wobble Bass: oh
Techmike: do I like a F***ing rock to-!! oh wait your both looking at the rock..... s*** I messed
Wobble Bass: IS THAT HUMAN THAT PERSON WHO SAID SWEARS WORDS?
Techmike: yep that is
Wobble Bass: OH MY GOD!!!! LASERBEAM I FINALLY DID!!! JESSICA WILL... I'M GONNA... I'LL BE SO... POPULAR!!!! POPULAR!!!! POPULAR!!!!
Techmike: derp.
Wobble Bass: ... "AHEM" HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT WOBBLE BASS, WILL STOP YOU!!! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU! YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL! THEN... THEN!!! I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT. IN ANY CASE! CONTINUE... IF YOU DARE!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!! *as he walk further thought the trail*
Laserbeam: well bruh, that went almost well.
Techmike: sorry for swearing
Laserbeam: don't sweat it, tech
Techmike: really?
Laserbeam: yeah really, I'll keep an eyesocket out for ya bruh
Techmike: alright I'll meet up ahead
*laserbeam he down the tail to where his brother went*
Techmike: alright I on another adventure
*he continues down the tail*