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*he continues east to the next room then suddenly something came crashing from the garbage pile above and landed on the tail ahead, it a UFO with the big words FIB
Techmike: uh...
*then a body came crashing out of the glass part of the ship, as this ship is upside down and broken their is a dead human skeleton with a broken helmet but the suit is intact and next to the dead body is look like a... raygun? but it's broken too as it doesn't fire it has sparks coming out of side.
Techmike: hmm maybe someone here know how to fixed this? (+ BROKEN RAYGUN , SPACEMAN SUIT, 50 RAYGUN CELLS, FIB BAGE, and $57.42 that was in the spaceman wallet also their +10 SOUL FRAGMENTS)
(RAYGUN ammo is now available at the bob Shop)
Techmike: huh soul fragments? welp looks like I'm going this ship *he look and see that he can crawl under to get to the other side sadly their broken glass* I just have to make sure not to step on any broken glass
*and he got poke some broken shard of glass (-5 hp)*
Techmike: ow f***.
*he made it thought and continues east to the next room to a corner going north to the Right laying in a pile of garbage is something shiny but can't tell at this distance as he searches the pile he pull out a GOLDEN WRENCH + 3 SCRAP METAL (you are over encumbered and cannot run away or run)
Techmike: ....I DON'T CAREEEE! *looking at the readers* I'll put more items in here it's fully full. *with his eyes wide*
*as he head to the next pile of garbage (+5 SCRAP METAL, and + 2 G)
*up a head is more garbage he hea to the next pile* (+1 SCRAP METAL and + 1 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS, and + 2 BOTTLE CAPS*
*he head to a beat desktop computer* (+ 2 SCRAP METAL, + 5 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS, and a mew mew kissy cutie the game disc)
Techmike: I'll find a cover for this, at some point. *derp look on his face*
*he head to the next pile of garbage (+ 3 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS + 2 GEARS, and + 1 G)
Techmike: derp.
*up ahead is debre form that space ship more garbage, and a cooler winch is fine and look futuristic and no damage and has the words FIB on it*
Techmike: hmm? *scratching his chin*
*he open the cooler*
(*Inside are a 5 freeze-dried space food bars also know as SPACEMAN FOOD, a 4 space beers, half a bottle of whisky, 15 raygun cells, 2 ice packs)
Techmike: Mine *with a derp face*! *pick up the cooler*
(What.... you can't do that)
Techmike: I just did... derp.
(.....*sigh* lets continue the story)
Techmike: derp yep.
*techmike made to the last garbage pile while carrying a cooler* (4 SCRAP METAL, + 4 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS, 3 GEARS, + 10 G, +20 NUT & BOLTS.... gez how are carrying all this?)
Techmike: This is nothing compare to carry 5 boxes.... full of books.
*see a cover floating in the water he pick it up and it the cover for the game he found earlier he put the game in the cover and somewhere in his back pack*
Techmike: welp time to... *stop stair a this dummy that look like to the one form the ruins but it has outfit that look like it came TF2 but with a cowboy hat* huh* he feel the need go to bathroom so he start to go at one corner as he pissing one someone yells
???: WHAT THE F*** ARE DOING!?!?! THIS IS NOT A SEWER?!
Techmike: oh S*** *as he pull his pants up with wide eyes turn to see the dummy come to life with angry look on his face* .... *with jaw drop*
*the dummy shakes a little then disappears*
Techmike: ho s****. *as he slowly make his way to the exit still holding his cooler, still is over encumbered
*them suddenly it pop out out of the water like a ninja*
??? Hahaha boy.... you too intimidated to fight me, huh!?
Techmike: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh *with derp look on his face*
??? : I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY. Mad Cowboygindeer is the name
Techmike: hi?
Mad Cowboygindeer: One ma cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too.
Techmike: ... *derp look on his face* derp.
Mad Cowboygindeer: Until.... YOU CAME ALONG! *as tech does the whoa a badass over here meme*
Techmike: what did I do?
Mad Cowboygindeer: When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat...
Techmike: what?
Mad Cowboygindeer: But the things you SAID...! Horrible. Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE! It spooked them right of their dummy!
Techmike: you mean me being nice to Everyone?
Mad Cowboygindeer: NO, IT'S BEING A HUMAN! I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!
Techmike: um I don't think it works that ways...
*the Mad Engineer is turning red* (BATTLE MODE)
* (Mad Cowboygindeer blocks the way!)
*Act
Techmike: come one can't you let me pass?
Mad Cowboygindeer: ....
*(It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: Futile. Futile! FUTILE! *pull out PDA
*then suddenly 3 level 1 Sentry appeared*
Techmike: Oh F***! *he use the cooler to use as a shield and it's bullet poof* well good thing I grab this cooler
*as sentry a appeared behind him now they can move*
Techmike: hmm?
*he hide behind the cooler as they accidentally shoot Mad Engineer*
Mad Cowboygindeer: Da***. Da***!, DA***!
Techmike: *as he chucking*
Mad Cowboygindeer: UHHH! I'll show what so funny *he pull out his wrench and upgrades the sentry to Level 2.* Watch where you're aiming your MAGIC bullets.
Techmike: magic eah?
Mad Cowboygindeer: ... *with shocked look* Hey! You! Forget I said anything about MAGIC!!!
Techmike: *with smile on his face* too late I know now, also..
*Other
*Spells
*(tech small fire ball use, dose 5 damage, -5 Mana)
Mad Cowboygindeer: doesn't Matter I'll defect you and take your SOUL!
Techmike: well get in line, their long list of monsters that want my soul.
*as tech hides behind the cooler fire another (-5 Mana) shoot but sentry block his fire ball*
Mad Engineer: heh nice try but you ain't fooling me twice.
*as the sentry continue to fire tech manege to have the sentry to fire append Mad Engineer again.
Techmike: who the dummy now?
*(Mad Cowboygindeer is hopping mad.)
*Act
Techmike: derp. *with a derp look on his face*
*(......It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this, not even me.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'll use your SOUL to the barrier! *as he Level the sentry to 3 with rocket now.
Techmike: Oh s***. *wide eyes*
*as apparently this cooler also rocket proof as he doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Cowboygindeer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer glares into a mirror. )
*act
Techmike: why are you soo mad?
Mad Cowboygindeer: ...
*(......It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: why am I mad? I lost something precious to me.
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*act
Techmike: come on how about we forget about this and ...
*as Mad Cowboygindeer is floating all around mad*
Mad Cowboygindeer : I SAID NO!! now just stand their *as he pull out a Wrangler* and die.
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*act
Techmike: now let me finished I was going to say have a space beer and relax
Mad Cowboygindeer: huh? Space beer? *shake his face* stop trying distract me for killing you!!!
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*act
Techmike: uhh... derp I forgot what I'm going to say, again?
Mad Cowboygindeer : ....
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*went for some time until*
Mad Cowboygindeer: alright boys calling his sentry as they all appeared for every where* you al failed me, Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES! Remember how I said not to shoot at me?
Techmike: I do.
Mad Cowboygindeer: ... Well? *with eyes wide* FAILURES! YOU'RE AL BEING SCRAPED FOR A BETTER SENTRY but for now. GET OUT!!! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!! *and the sentries left* Hahahahah Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you'll see my true power *pull out a short Shotgun* Relying on sentries that aren't garbage!
*(Mechanical Whirrs fill the room.)
*act
Techmike: now put down gun nobody needs to get hurt let just talk things out.
Mad Cowboygindeer: ....
*(......It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: Level 4 Sentry *heat seeking rocket added added to sentry* FIRE!!!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him*
* (Smells like a battleground)
*act
Techmike: ....derp
Mad Cowboygindeer: SENTRIES! TRY AGAIN!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him*
*(Mad Cowboygindeer glares into a mirror.)
Techmike: man I would really like to get out og this water?
Mad Cowboygindeer: SENTRIES YOUR AWFUL! TRY AGAIN!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him , tech mange to send the rocket back at Mad Engineer*
*(Mad Cowboygindeer is doing an armless ska dance while sreaming like a L4D tank)
Techmike: welp I'm f*****.
Mad Cowboygindeer: SENTRIES, FINAL ATTACK!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him , tech mange to send the rocket back at Mad Engineer also he out of shot gun ammo*
Mad Engineer: N... no way! theses sentries are even WORSE than the other one. *with big eyes Who cares. Who cares! WHO CARES!!! I DON't NEED SENTRIES!!! OR SHOTGUNS *pull out his wrench* I'VE GOT MA HANDY WRENCH!!!! *throw his wrench at tech but miss*
Techmike: this is mine now (+1 WRENCH)
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'm.... *with a sad look on his face* out of wrenches. first ma golden wrench goes missing now my regular is gone too.
Techmike: wait do you mean this one *hold up the GOLDEN WRENCH
Mad Engineer: Y-you found my golden wrench. can have it back?
Techmike: only if you stop trying to kill me
Mad Cowboygindeer: alright I'll *then magic teardrop appeared hurting mad Engineer* ow Cousin stop that.
*then Chadblook appeared and Mad Engineer came out of the dummy and he a ghost too*
Techmike: Hey Chadblook.
Chadblook: stop hurting my freind
Techmike: oh that over I was going give back his wrench he lost and the fight over
Chadblook: sorry cousin
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'm sorry uh what your name?
Techmike: It's techmike.
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'm sorry about trying kill you tech.
Techmike: it's alright I'm been having a heck-tic morning, have a space beer *grab a space beer form the cooler and throw it to Mad Engineer*
Mad Engineer: thanks tech, you don't look bad to me are you gonna have beer too?
Techmike: nah I don't drink alcohol
Chadblook: tech you don't look soo good.
Techmike: yeah I got shot at trice broke my arm and lost alot blood.
Chadblook: It was Jessica wasn't it?
Techmike: yep.
Chadblook: Geoffrel wouldn't forgive me if he saw you in this condition. nor my other cousin would.
Mad Cowboygindeer: I should get going thanks for the beer tech and for finding my wrench *then returned back to the dummy and floats north*
(battle mode ends) (you won)
Chadblook: Well... I should probably heal you, then head home.... *as he heal tech of his wounds and somehow how his cloths look new like they were never damage*
Techmike: thanks Chadblook *smiles*
Chadblook: oh... umm...
Techmike: yeah, what is it?
Chadblook: feel free to "come with" if you want...
Techmike: not like I have anything better to do. sure I always wanted to see your house. *as he pick up his cooler*
*Chadblook smiles and they headed north

Description
*he continues east to the next room then suddenly something came crashing from the garbage pile above and landed on the tail ahead, it a UFO with the big words FIB
Techmike: uh...
*then a body came crashing out of the glass part of the ship, as this ship is upside down and broken their is a dead human skeleton with a broken helmet but the suit is intact and next to the dead body is look like a... raygun? but it's broken too as it doesn't fire it has sparks coming out of side.
Techmike: hmm maybe someone here know how to fixed this? (+ BROKEN RAYGUN , SPACEMAN SUIT, 50 RAYGUN CELLS, FIB BAGE, and $57.42 that was in the spaceman wallet also their +10 SOUL FRAGMENTS)
(RAYGUN ammo is now available at the bob Shop)
Techmike: huh soul fragments? welp looks like I'm going this ship *he look and see that he can crawl under to get to the other side sadly their broken glass* I just have to make sure not to step on any broken glass
*and he got poke some broken shard of glass (-5 hp)*
Techmike: ow f***.
*he made it thought and continues east to the next room to a corner going north to the Right laying in a pile of garbage is something shiny but can't tell at this distance as he searches the pile he pull out a GOLDEN WRENCH + 3 SCRAP METAL (you are over encumbered and cannot run away or run)
Techmike: ....I DON'T CAREEEE! *looking at the readers* I'll put more items in here it's fully full. *with his eyes wide*
*as he head to the next pile of garbage (+5 SCRAP METAL, and + 2 G)
*up a head is more garbage he hea to the next pile* (+1 SCRAP METAL and + 1 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS, and + 2 BOTTLE CAPS*
*he head to a beat desktop computer* (+ 2 SCRAP METAL, + 5 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS, and a mew mew kissy cutie the game disc)
Techmike: I'll find a cover for this, at some point. *derp look on his face*
*he head to the next pile of garbage (+ 3 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS + 2 GEARS, and + 1 G)
Techmike: derp.
*up ahead is debre form that space ship more garbage, and a cooler winch is fine and look futuristic and no damage and has the words FIB on it*
Techmike: hmm? *scratching his chin*
*he open the cooler*
(*Inside are a 5 freeze-dried space food bars also know as SPACEMAN FOOD, a 4 space beers, half a bottle of whisky, 15 raygun cells, 2 ice packs)
Techmike: Mine *with a derp face*! *pick up the cooler*
(What.... you can't do that)
Techmike: I just did... derp.
(.....*sigh* lets continue the story)
Techmike: derp yep.
*techmike made to the last garbage pile while carrying a cooler* (4 SCRAP METAL, + 4 ELECTRICAL SCRAPS, 3 GEARS, + 10 G, +20 NUT & BOLTS.... gez how are carrying all this?)
Techmike: This is nothing compare to carry 5 boxes.... full of books.
*see a cover floating in the water he pick it up and it the cover for the game he found earlier he put the game in the cover and somewhere in his back pack*
Techmike: welp time to... *stop stair a this dummy that look like to the one form the ruins but it has outfit that look like it came TF2 but with a cowboy hat* huh* he feel the need go to bathroom so he start to go at one corner as he pissing one someone yells
???: WHAT THE F*** ARE DOING!?!?! THIS IS NOT A SEWER?!
Techmike: oh S*** *as he pull his pants up with wide eyes turn to see the dummy come to life with angry look on his face* .... *with jaw drop*
*the dummy shakes a little then disappears*
Techmike: ho s****. *as he slowly make his way to the exit still holding his cooler, still is over encumbered
*them suddenly it pop out out of the water like a ninja*
??? Hahaha boy.... you too intimidated to fight me, huh!?
Techmike: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh *with derp look on his face*
??? : I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY. Mad Cowboygindeer is the name
Techmike: hi?
Mad Cowboygindeer: One ma cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too.
Techmike: ... *derp look on his face* derp.
Mad Cowboygindeer: Until.... YOU CAME ALONG! *as tech does the whoa a badass over here meme*
Techmike: what did I do?
Mad Cowboygindeer: When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat...
Techmike: what?
Mad Cowboygindeer: But the things you SAID...! Horrible. Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE! It spooked them right of their dummy!
Techmike: you mean me being nice to Everyone?
Mad Cowboygindeer: NO, IT'S BEING A HUMAN! I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!
Techmike: um I don't think it works that ways...
*the Mad Engineer is turning red* (BATTLE MODE)
* (Mad Cowboygindeer blocks the way!)
*Act
Techmike: come one can't you let me pass?
Mad Cowboygindeer: ....
*(It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: Futile. Futile! FUTILE! *pull out PDA
*then suddenly 3 level 1 Sentry appeared*
Techmike: Oh F***! *he use the cooler to use as a shield and it's bullet poof* well good thing I grab this cooler
*as sentry a appeared behind him now they can move*
Techmike: hmm?
*he hide behind the cooler as they accidentally shoot Mad Engineer*
Mad Cowboygindeer: Da***. Da***!, DA***!
Techmike: *as he chucking*
Mad Cowboygindeer: UHHH! I'll show what so funny *he pull out his wrench and upgrades the sentry to Level 2.* Watch where you're aiming your MAGIC bullets.
Techmike: magic eah?
Mad Cowboygindeer: ... *with shocked look* Hey! You! Forget I said anything about MAGIC!!!
Techmike: *with smile on his face* too late I know now, also..
*Other
*Spells
*(tech small fire ball use, dose 5 damage, -5 Mana)
Mad Cowboygindeer: doesn't Matter I'll defect you and take your SOUL!
Techmike: well get in line, their long list of monsters that want my soul.
*as tech hides behind the cooler fire another (-5 Mana) shoot but sentry block his fire ball*
Mad Engineer: heh nice try but you ain't fooling me twice.
*as the sentry continue to fire tech manege to have the sentry to fire append Mad Engineer again.
Techmike: who the dummy now?
*(Mad Cowboygindeer is hopping mad.)
*Act
Techmike: derp. *with a derp look on his face*
*(......It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this, not even me.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'll use your SOUL to the barrier! *as he Level the sentry to 3 with rocket now.
Techmike: Oh s***. *wide eyes*
*as apparently this cooler also rocket proof as he doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Cowboygindeer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer glares into a mirror. )
*act
Techmike: why are you soo mad?
Mad Cowboygindeer: ...
*(......It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: why am I mad? I lost something precious to me.
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*act
Techmike: come on how about we forget about this and ...
*as Mad Cowboygindeer is floating all around mad*
Mad Cowboygindeer : I SAID NO!! now just stand their *as he pull out a Wrangler* and die.
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*act
Techmike: now let me finished I was going to say have a space beer and relax
Mad Cowboygindeer: huh? Space beer? *shake his face* stop trying distract me for killing you!!!
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*act
Techmike: uhh... derp I forgot what I'm going to say, again?
Mad Cowboygindeer : ....
*as tech doges bullet and rockets and once again Mad Engineer is his hit by his own sentries*
*( Mad Cowboygindeer is getting cotton and bullet caseing all over the dialogue box.)
*went for some time until*
Mad Cowboygindeer: alright boys calling his sentry as they all appeared for every where* you al failed me, Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES! Remember how I said not to shoot at me?
Techmike: I do.
Mad Cowboygindeer: ... Well? *with eyes wide* FAILURES! YOU'RE AL BEING SCRAPED FOR A BETTER SENTRY but for now. GET OUT!!! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!! *and the sentries left* Hahahahah Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you'll see my true power *pull out a short Shotgun* Relying on sentries that aren't garbage!
*(Mechanical Whirrs fill the room.)
*act
Techmike: now put down gun nobody needs to get hurt let just talk things out.
Mad Cowboygindeer: ....
*(......It doesn't seem much for a conversation. No one is happy with this.)
Mad Cowboygindeer: Level 4 Sentry *heat seeking rocket added added to sentry* FIRE!!!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him*
* (Smells like a battleground)
*act
Techmike: ....derp
Mad Cowboygindeer: SENTRIES! TRY AGAIN!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him*
*(Mad Cowboygindeer glares into a mirror.)
Techmike: man I would really like to get out og this water?
Mad Cowboygindeer: SENTRIES YOUR AWFUL! TRY AGAIN!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him , tech mange to send the rocket back at Mad Engineer*
*(Mad Cowboygindeer is doing an armless ska dance while sreaming like a L4D tank)
Techmike: welp I'm f*****.
Mad Cowboygindeer: SENTRIES, FINAL ATTACK!
*as tech doges the heat seeking rocket and and mad Engineer firing his shotgun at him , tech mange to send the rocket back at Mad Engineer also he out of shot gun ammo*
Mad Engineer: N... no way! theses sentries are even WORSE than the other one. *with big eyes Who cares. Who cares! WHO CARES!!! I DON't NEED SENTRIES!!! OR SHOTGUNS *pull out his wrench* I'VE GOT MA HANDY WRENCH!!!! *throw his wrench at tech but miss*
Techmike: this is mine now (+1 WRENCH)
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'm.... *with a sad look on his face* out of wrenches. first ma golden wrench goes missing now my regular is gone too.
Techmike: wait do you mean this one *hold up the GOLDEN WRENCH
Mad Engineer: Y-you found my golden wrench. can have it back?
Techmike: only if you stop trying to kill me
Mad Cowboygindeer: alright I'll *then magic teardrop appeared hurting mad Engineer* ow Cousin stop that.
*then Chadblook appeared and Mad Engineer came out of the dummy and he a ghost too*
Techmike: Hey Chadblook.
Chadblook: stop hurting my freind
Techmike: oh that over I was going give back his wrench he lost and the fight over
Chadblook: sorry cousin
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'm sorry uh what your name?
Techmike: It's techmike.
Mad Cowboygindeer: I'm sorry about trying kill you tech.
Techmike: it's alright I'm been having a heck-tic morning, have a space beer *grab a space beer form the cooler and throw it to Mad Engineer*
Mad Engineer: thanks tech, you don't look bad to me are you gonna have beer too?
Techmike: nah I don't drink alcohol
Chadblook: tech you don't look soo good.
Techmike: yeah I got shot at trice broke my arm and lost alot blood.
Chadblook: It was Jessica wasn't it?
Techmike: yep.
Chadblook: Geoffrel wouldn't forgive me if he saw you in this condition. nor my other cousin would.
Mad Cowboygindeer: I should get going thanks for the beer tech and for finding my wrench *then returned back to the dummy and floats north*
(battle mode ends) (you won)
Chadblook: Well... I should probably heal you, then head home.... *as he heal tech of his wounds and somehow how his cloths look new like they were never damage*
Techmike: thanks Chadblook *smiles*
Chadblook: oh... umm...
Techmike: yeah, what is it?
Chadblook: feel free to "come with" if you want...
Techmike: not like I have anything better to do. sure I always wanted to see your house. *as he pick up his cooler*
*Chadblook smiles and they headed north