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*as he sleeps in his dream their... nothing but then all suddenly he in what look like a ancient geek colsum in the middle of dark nothingness*
Techmike: hello?
*As said that it echo what he said but their was no other sound as he walk inside this weird place in the center is himself and the dark figure talking about something then they shake hands and as they did the dark figure turn to tech who came in and smile
???: *with sinister voice* don't you remember our deal?....
Techmike:... *as he can't move.
???: *with a loud screech* SET.....*as he come toward tech* ME...*coming right next to him now*FREE.... *as dark smoke entered into tech mouth*
*as techmike woke with a long gasping and shaken a little and his smartphone ranging he answered*
Techmike: H-hello?
Wobble Bass: GOOD MORNING TECH
Techmike: Morning Wobble *yawns* how you doing?
Wobble Bass: I'M DOING MAKING BREAKFAST FOR BROTHER.
Techmike: let me guess? Bami goreng?
Wobble Bass: WHY YES, BAMI GORENG IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY, SO DID YOU FIND A PLACE HIDE?
Techmike: oh yeah Bandicootton gave his old house to spend the night in also I met Mad Cowboygindeer.
Wobble Bass: SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS... ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
Techmike: nah I got to play some games with friends then watch hogan heros then went to bed.
Wobble Bass: I'D THINK YOU' LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM CUDDLY... LIKE SKELETONS!!!
Techmike: I like how everyone is, I just don't get along with people that are mean, not you guys you been nice to me *smile* well I get going before she find me. have a nice Wobble.
Wobble Bass: YOU TOO TECH NYEH HEH HEH!!! *end call*
*Tech put his gear on head on out of the house he see Chaudablook exit the house too*
Chaudablook: morning tech.
Techmike: morning Chaudablook, so what are you up?
Chaudablook: doing my routine choirs of the snail farm hey I think my other Cousin mad has a weapons upgrade and repair shop in his house.
Techmike: I do need something repaired thanks the advice, I'll be be back to check the snail farm.
Chaudablook: ok *as he head east*
*Tech entered the middle house*
Mad Cowboygindeer: well come on in what can I do for you friend.
Techmike: I need a weapon repair
Mad Cowboygindeer: what weapon do you need repaired?
Techmike: *as he hold up the BROKEN RAYGUN* this one. *derp look on his face*
Mad Cowboygindeer: hmm, sorry I can't repair this type weapon. that is too advance for me but... I do know someone who does sicency stuff her name Dr. Jenna she help my cus Bandicootton
Techmike: I heard about her where doe she live?
Mad Cowboygindeer: she live in HOTLAND in a lab on the first Level floor. but I'm sure you'll her soon. do you need anything else?
Techmike: hmm can you upgrade my crowbar?
Mad Cowboygindeer: sure but for a price I would give ya free repair not a upgrade it \
Techmike: well I got gold. So how much?
Mad Cowboygindeer: heh well deepen on type of upgrade you want on it, their shock, burn, bladed knife, wheated, better grip, lightweight, and/or paint. you add up to 4 upgrade at time for each melee weapon. with right amount gold.
Techmike: and for the range weapons?
Mad Cowboygindeer: it's a little different than the melee upgrades.I have tactical lights,tactical lasers, scopes, stocks, clips, grips, ammo, shock, burn, bleeding, bayonet, grenade launcher, rocket launcher, and/or paint. This one is more expensive than melee.
Techmike: well I would like, better grip, the shock upgrade, and orange paint with a black lamba symbol on.
Mad Cowboygindeer: well that will be 350 gold and your CROWBAR.
Techmike: done *hand him 350 gold and his CROWBAR* (-350G) (-CROWBAR)
Mad Cowboygindeer: *take out his GOLDEN WRENCH takes the gold and crowbar and begin to work on the crowbar for a 3 hours* it done and defiantly has a shocking personality *he hand tech a UPGRADED CROWBAR BG/S with orange paint with a black lamba symbol on*
Techmike: thanks you the help Cowboy
Mad Cowboygindeer: heh no problem tech, I think ma cus is waiting to show the farm.
Techmike: alright see ya.
*he leaves the room and head east to area with a fence for the snails, one with long nose, one in a suit, and without a shell. as he heading forward east then stop as Chaudablook appeared with a sack off probably food for the snails*
Techmike: derp.
Chaudablook: awkward... I'm working right now... I mean welcome to blook family snail farm.
Techmike: it's nice farm.
Chaudablook: yeah it is, sadly I'm the only employee. this place usually has a lot of business. most day Geoffreiel usually comes here once a month to get snails and he wears a cloak *a odd monster that wearing a cloak come behind Chaudablook*
Techmike: mean the one behind you *with a derp look on his face*
*as they turn to the odd monster that wearing a cloak and he realized he has been spoted*
Geoffreiel: *as he removed the cloak* well you caught me, I see your still alive tech
Techmike: yep still alive, it's good to see Geoffreiel *as he give him a bro hug* so this where you get snails
Geoffreiel: so how are holding up tech?
Techmike: well I was being chased my Jessica, I discover I'm a wizard, and i fou-
Geoffreiel: *with wide eyes* WAIT.. YOUR WIZARD!!!?!? how?
Techmike: *with a derp look on his face* uhh I exporbed a powerful glowing orb, also why didn't you tell me this map outdated this place is huge?!? *holding out the map*
Geoffreiel: yeah I never went to those places although look like their could be other ways than heading out of my brother castle to the surface their a route out thought the mines or if your a good swimmer their the lake that leads to the surface.
Chaudablook: Actually that one been blocked off do to sending a sub down none of the monster make it back as their a barrier down their the monster got crush by the sub crushing them to dust and the sub now blocked that hole out.
Geoffreiel: their goes that idea. well their still the mine
Chaudablook: that place dangerous but their still barrier their too.
Techmike: I think I'll just take take the way to the Castle. I can handle it.
Geoffreiel: *sigh* alright you do look more prepared tech. so Chaudablook can I get some snails?
Chaudablook: sure *goes to where are the snail farm and grabs a bag full of snails* that will 20 g
Geoffreiel: here you go *hand him gold* well I should be off
Techmike: hey I been trying to get a hold you why didn't you answer back
Geoffreiel: that white dog ate it
Techmike: oh (TOBBY!!!!!!), do you have a new phone?
Geoffreiel: I'm afraid not
Chaudablook: my cousin has a mall that has phone you buy one their, it's on Level floor 3
Geoffreiel: thanks see you later tech. *he head to the south tunnel*
*Techmike check on the snails*
(*just regular snails)
*he head over to the snail race where their 3 snails yellow, green, and blue and Chaudablook appeared their as tech got to where the snail are*
Techmike: so this is a snail race?
Chaudablook: do you want to play? It's called Thundersnail.
Techmike: ooooooo.
Chaudablook: The snails will race, and if the yellow snail wins, you win.
Techmike: what if I want to pick the green one or blue one?
Chaudablook: well I guess you could? which one do you want to pick.
Techmike: green
Chaudablook: it's 10G to play.
Techmike: sure (-10)
Chaudablook: Okay just press [Z] repeatedy to encourage your snail.
Techmike: ok I get it.
Chaudablook: ready? 3...2...1...GO!!!
*as techmike press [Z] repeatedly the green snail does not move as the other move*
Techmike: *with an angry look on his face* hmmm!!!! come on move already!
*as techmike press [Z] repeatedly the green snail does not move as the other move and the green one is now upside down went into his shell*
Techmike: What the F****, MOVE d*****!!!!
*as techmike press [Z] repeatedly some more the green snail does not move and now on fire*
Techmike: *with wide eye* oh s*** I'll save you snail!!*he find a mini extinguisher and head to the snail to put out the fire and sends the green snail over the finished line before the others
Chaudablook: Race End! sadly tech you interfered with the snail, even thought you save the snail, you don't win that way also don't be too rough on the z just a little bit goes a long way.
Techmike: I'll remember that next time.
*then all the snail went back to the start*
Techmike: well it was good to see Chaudablook,I'll
Chaudablook: you too tech.
*tech head back to the snail farm then to the saving star in that one area*
(* You feel calming tranquility, you're filled with DeDERPmination...)(saved)(HP & MP restored)

Description
*as he sleeps in his dream their... nothing but then all suddenly he in what look like a ancient geek colsum in the middle of dark nothingness*
Techmike: hello?
*As said that it echo what he said but their was no other sound as he walk inside this weird place in the center is himself and the dark figure talking about something then they shake hands and as they did the dark figure turn to tech who came in and smile
???: *with sinister voice* don't you remember our deal?....
Techmike:... *as he can't move.
???: *with a loud screech* SET.....*as he come toward tech* ME...*coming right next to him now*FREE.... *as dark smoke entered into tech mouth*
*as techmike woke with a long gasping and shaken a little and his smartphone ranging he answered*
Techmike: H-hello?
Wobble Bass: GOOD MORNING TECH
Techmike: Morning Wobble *yawns* how you doing?
Wobble Bass: I'M DOING MAKING BREAKFAST FOR BROTHER.
Techmike: let me guess? Bami goreng?
Wobble Bass: WHY YES, BAMI GORENG IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY, SO DID YOU FIND A PLACE HIDE?
Techmike: oh yeah Bandicootton gave his old house to spend the night in also I met Mad Cowboygindeer.
Wobble Bass: SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS... ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
Techmike: nah I got to play some games with friends then watch hogan heros then went to bed.
Wobble Bass: I'D THINK YOU' LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM CUDDLY... LIKE SKELETONS!!!
Techmike: I like how everyone is, I just don't get along with people that are mean, not you guys you been nice to me *smile* well I get going before she find me. have a nice Wobble.
Wobble Bass: YOU TOO TECH NYEH HEH HEH!!! *end call*
*Tech put his gear on head on out of the house he see Chaudablook exit the house too*
Chaudablook: morning tech.
Techmike: morning Chaudablook, so what are you up?
Chaudablook: doing my routine choirs of the snail farm hey I think my other Cousin mad has a weapons upgrade and repair shop in his house.
Techmike: I do need something repaired thanks the advice, I'll be be back to check the snail farm.
Chaudablook: ok *as he head east*
*Tech entered the middle house*
Mad Cowboygindeer: well come on in what can I do for you friend.
Techmike: I need a weapon repair
Mad Cowboygindeer: what weapon do you need repaired?
Techmike: *as he hold up the BROKEN RAYGUN* this one. *derp look on his face*
Mad Cowboygindeer: hmm, sorry I can't repair this type weapon. that is too advance for me but... I do know someone who does sicency stuff her name Dr. Jenna she help my cus Bandicootton
Techmike: I heard about her where doe she live?
Mad Cowboygindeer: she live in HOTLAND in a lab on the first Level floor. but I'm sure you'll her soon. do you need anything else?
Techmike: hmm can you upgrade my crowbar?
Mad Cowboygindeer: sure but for a price I would give ya free repair not a upgrade it \
Techmike: well I got gold. So how much?
Mad Cowboygindeer: heh well deepen on type of upgrade you want on it, their shock, burn, bladed knife, wheated, better grip, lightweight, and/or paint. you add up to 4 upgrade at time for each melee weapon. with right amount gold.
Techmike: and for the range weapons?
Mad Cowboygindeer: it's a little different than the melee upgrades.I have tactical lights,tactical lasers, scopes, stocks, clips, grips, ammo, shock, burn, bleeding, bayonet, grenade launcher, rocket launcher, and/or paint. This one is more expensive than melee.
Techmike: well I would like, better grip, the shock upgrade, and orange paint with a black lamba symbol on.
Mad Cowboygindeer: well that will be 350 gold and your CROWBAR.
Techmike: done *hand him 350 gold and his CROWBAR* (-350G) (-CROWBAR)
Mad Cowboygindeer: *take out his GOLDEN WRENCH takes the gold and crowbar and begin to work on the crowbar for a 3 hours* it done and defiantly has a shocking personality *he hand tech a UPGRADED CROWBAR BG/S with orange paint with a black lamba symbol on*
Techmike: thanks you the help Cowboy
Mad Cowboygindeer: heh no problem tech, I think ma cus is waiting to show the farm.
Techmike: alright see ya.
*he leaves the room and head east to area with a fence for the snails, one with long nose, one in a suit, and without a shell. as he heading forward east then stop as Chaudablook appeared with a sack off probably food for the snails*
Techmike: derp.
Chaudablook: awkward... I'm working right now... I mean welcome to blook family snail farm.
Techmike: it's nice farm.
Chaudablook: yeah it is, sadly I'm the only employee. this place usually has a lot of business. most day Geoffreiel usually comes here once a month to get snails and he wears a cloak *a odd monster that wearing a cloak come behind Chaudablook*
Techmike: mean the one behind you *with a derp look on his face*
*as they turn to the odd monster that wearing a cloak and he realized he has been spoted*
Geoffreiel: *as he removed the cloak* well you caught me, I see your still alive tech
Techmike: yep still alive, it's good to see Geoffreiel *as he give him a bro hug* so this where you get snails
Geoffreiel: so how are holding up tech?
Techmike: well I was being chased my Jessica, I discover I'm a wizard, and i fou-
Geoffreiel: *with wide eyes* WAIT.. YOUR WIZARD!!!?!? how?
Techmike: *with a derp look on his face* uhh I exporbed a powerful glowing orb, also why didn't you tell me this map outdated this place is huge?!? *holding out the map*
Geoffreiel: yeah I never went to those places although look like their could be other ways than heading out of my brother castle to the surface their a route out thought the mines or if your a good swimmer their the lake that leads to the surface.
Chaudablook: Actually that one been blocked off do to sending a sub down none of the monster make it back as their a barrier down their the monster got crush by the sub crushing them to dust and the sub now blocked that hole out.
Geoffreiel: their goes that idea. well their still the mine
Chaudablook: that place dangerous but their still barrier their too.
Techmike: I think I'll just take take the way to the Castle. I can handle it.
Geoffreiel: *sigh* alright you do look more prepared tech. so Chaudablook can I get some snails?
Chaudablook: sure *goes to where are the snail farm and grabs a bag full of snails* that will 20 g
Geoffreiel: here you go *hand him gold* well I should be off
Techmike: hey I been trying to get a hold you why didn't you answer back
Geoffreiel: that white dog ate it
Techmike: oh (TOBBY!!!!!!), do you have a new phone?
Geoffreiel: I'm afraid not
Chaudablook: my cousin has a mall that has phone you buy one their, it's on Level floor 3
Geoffreiel: thanks see you later tech. *he head to the south tunnel*
*Techmike check on the snails*
(*just regular snails)
*he head over to the snail race where their 3 snails yellow, green, and blue and Chaudablook appeared their as tech got to where the snail are*
Techmike: so this is a snail race?
Chaudablook: do you want to play? It's called Thundersnail.
Techmike: ooooooo.
Chaudablook: The snails will race, and if the yellow snail wins, you win.
Techmike: what if I want to pick the green one or blue one?
Chaudablook: well I guess you could? which one do you want to pick.
Techmike: green
Chaudablook: it's 10G to play.
Techmike: sure (-10)
Chaudablook: Okay just press [Z] repeatedy to encourage your snail.
Techmike: ok I get it.
Chaudablook: ready? 3...2...1...GO!!!
*as techmike press [Z] repeatedly the green snail does not move as the other move*
Techmike: *with an angry look on his face* hmmm!!!! come on move already!
*as techmike press [Z] repeatedly the green snail does not move as the other move and the green one is now upside down went into his shell*
Techmike: What the F****, MOVE d*****!!!!
*as techmike press [Z] repeatedly some more the green snail does not move and now on fire*
Techmike: *with wide eye* oh s*** I'll save you snail!!*he find a mini extinguisher and head to the snail to put out the fire and sends the green snail over the finished line before the others
Chaudablook: Race End! sadly tech you interfered with the snail, even thought you save the snail, you don't win that way also don't be too rough on the z just a little bit goes a long way.
Techmike: I'll remember that next time.
*then all the snail went back to the start*
Techmike: well it was good to see Chaudablook,I'll
Chaudablook: you too tech.
*tech head back to the snail farm then to the saving star in that one area*
(* You feel calming tranquility, you're filled with DeDERPmination...)(saved)(HP & MP restored)