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*and they continue their way east then south as tech turn on the lanterns (x3 lanterns turn on with his lighter) as they are heading east trail to the next lantern (BATTLE MODE)
*Bobbygg and Joshua appeared.
*tech and richkid look each other.
Techmike: We know what to do right?
Richkid: Yoo, you bet we do.
*Techmike Act
Techmike: derp. *with that derp look on his face*
*he does not hug Bobbygg. It appreciates his respect of it's boundaries.
*Richkid Act
Richkid: Yoo, you need cleaning?
Daffy: Quack
Joshua: Daffy means yes* pulls out a srubbrush and bucket with soap and water*
*richkid cleans him*
Bobsbygg: roar.
*as tech & rich doges the soupy attacks and magic pellets*
*Techmike spares Bobsbygg
*Richkid spares Joshua
(BATTLE MODE ENDS)( YOU WON!)(Your team earned 0XP and 45 G)
*they head east to the next lantern to turn on then went north past to the final lantern to the right but to the left trail is... a odd echoflower with red & blue instead of orange and blue + their whispers coming form it?*
Techmike: what the?
*richkid is at the last lantern and doesn't notice, techmike walk up to the odd echoflower to hear what it has to say*
Odd echoflower: remember our deal tech?
*tech froze of those words*
Odd echoflower: you do remember don't you?
*as suddenly the world around tech began to change with a siren sounds the cave & air are covered with dust and bones littered the floor but the flower stay the same*
Techmike: *quietly says with a terrified look on his face* no... I didn't want this...
Odd echoflower: but you did it anyway. *sounds of whispers get louder to the point their sreaming*
*all suddenly the bones oozes out blood and tech slowly start to sink, he grab the flower*
Techmike: I'm done with your deal, it's over! *as the shadow figure come form behind slowly
Odd echoflower & shadow figure: but it never is. you have to kill th-
*tech snaps the plant and everything went back to normal and the shadow figure is gone, tech wasn't sinking in in to a pool of bones and blood, and richkid is right next to him now.
Richkid: Yoo?! * he waves his tail in front of tech*
Techmike: what? *as he look at richkid for a split second he saw the kid was missing a head or maybe it was a illusions, now he look fine and confused*
Richkid: Yoo?! earth to tech are their. you look like you seen a ghost? and why were you looking at that broken flower?
Techmike: it's... it's nothing .
Richkid: so should we find out when we light up the last lantern?
Techmike: Y-yeah let do that.
*they head to the last lantern and a LOZ sound can be heard with a J's landing into tech hand* (+ 1 J's)
Techmike & Richkid:...
Techmike: nice
Richkid: Yoo!! what that?
Techmike: something I'll save for later. Welp let keep going.
*they head north to a exit out of this dark part of the cave to a water which is shallow to their feet for a bit then they over the other side and their a another echo flower and a bench
Richkid: yoo what thing in your mouth?
Techmike: Oh s***, I didn't realized I still had this in my mouth.
*a hour later they went to up to the flower to hear what it has to say.*
Echo flower1: Behind you. *it's Jessica voice witch made them froze for a sec*
Techmike: she behind us? *he internally screaming*
Richkid: Yoo, I bet she is! * with exited look on his face*
*then they slowing turn around to see her watching them*
Techmike: well shit.
as she walking slower closer, closer and closer to tech then stop 40 ft away
Techmike:... *derp look on his face*
Ridkid:... *he too shocked say anything as he looking at his idol*
Jessica: ....
Techmike: derp...
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: uh...*derp look on his face*
Jessica: Seven human souls.
Techmike:... *confused look on his face.
Jessica: With the power of seven human souls, our king...
Techmike: derp.
Jessica: ... King PATRICK Dreemurr... will become a god.
Techmike:... what?
Ridkid: Yoo!! so awesome!!!
Jessica: Hey let me talk!
Techmike & Richkid: ok...
Jessica: *ahem* With that power, PATRICK can finally shatter the barrier. He will finally take the surface back from humanity...
Techmike: *with a derp look on his face* um I don't think that's a good idea.
Jessica: ...And give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured .
Techmike: a solar I heard said that revenge doesn't solve anything.
Jessica: ... Understand, human?
Techmike: it's techmike.
Jessica: This is your only chance at redemption.
Techmike: uh...what? *with a confused look on his face*
Jessica: Give up your soul...
Techmike: .... FUCK THAT!!!
Jessica: I guess I have tear it from your body.
Techmike: How about NO! you crazy fish bastard.
*she get into a charging position*
Techmike: no, NO! *shaking his head*
*she make a spear appear*
Techmike: Fuck she is.
*she take a step and charging at him at full speed then stop as Richkid step in between them saying
Ridkid: Wait!!! Jessica!!! I'll help you fight!!!
Techmike: really?
*as richkid is looking at tech then Jessica then back to tech*
Ridkid: she my idol.
*she grab him as it made squeaky sound*
Ridkid: H-hey! *as he being dragged away* You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you Jessica?
(Richkid left the team)
Techmike: Well shit *the echo flower records tech swear*
Techmike:..
*he check the tall grass* (+20 G, and a PENCIL)
*he head to the trail he didn't go at first, heading north their weird floating orbs and echoflowers everywhere on this trail*
Techmike: oh got to take a picture this. *he pull out his smartphone to snap a picture this scenery*
*he goes to one of the echoflower to listen to what message it has to say*
Echoflower2: (You hear a passing conversation.) ...hmmm... If I say my wish...You promise you won't laugh at me?
*he goes to the next echoflower *
Echoflower3: (You hear a passing conversation.) Of course I won't laugh!
*and the next echoflower *
Echoflower4: (You hear a passing conversation.) Someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under. Standing under the sky, looking at the world all around... That's my wish.
*and the next one*
Echoflower5: (You hear laughter.) ... hey, you said you wouldn't laugh at it!
*and one more flower to listen to*
Echoflower6: (You hear a passing conversation.) Sorry, it's just funny... That's my wish, too.
*he goes to read what the sign says*
(However... There is a prophecy. The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface... They will return. And the underground will go empty.
Techmike:... derp.
*he head east to a bridge then head across but stop at the end to hear a familiar voice
Richkid: Yo!
*he turn around to see richkid*
Techmike: yeah what is it kid?
*he take a step then few more then walk up to tech then he look north then back to tech but then techmike look north then back richkid
Richkid: Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
Techmike: but you still came with me.
Richkid: I wanna ask you something.
Techmike: alright what do you want ask me about?
Richkid: ... Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
Techmike: Just tell me what you want to ask kid. I'm still middle of running away from Jessica.
Richkid: Umm...
Techmike: Just get on with it and ask what on your mind.
Richkid: Yo... Haha.
Techmike: I don't have all day!
Richkid: ... well, I know it now, I mean... Um... Jessica told me, um, "stay away from that human."
Techmike: ...*with a derp look on his face* do I look dangerous to you?
Richkid: ... No...I don't know ... So, like, ummm...
Techmike: ...
Richkid: I guess that make us that makes us enemies or something. But I kinda stink at that, haha.
Techmike: I'm not gonna fight you...
Richkid: Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
Techmike: *with serous look on his face* No...
Richkid: Please?
Techmike: *his head stretch up*....Nope. *then his head went back down*
Richkid: Yo, how did you do that?
Techmike: ... I don't know?
Richkid: fight me.
Techmike: No
Richkid: So I have to do it?
Techmike: what?*with confused look on his face*
Richkid: Here goes nothing... Yo, I... I think you smell like ass.
Techmike: ... is that your best insult? *he wasn't even fazed with that insult*
Richkid: ... Man, I... I'm such a turd.
Techmike: kid you should probably go home.
Richkid: I'm... Ok I'll just head home now.
*Richkid walks back slowly then stop as they stared at each other for a bit then turn around spiriting back but then he slips off the bridge but he bite on the ledge.
Richkid: *with mouth on the ledge he* Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
Techmike: KID! *With concerned look on his face, he head to richkid. As he does he see Jessica on the bridge* I don't have time for you right now!!!
*she take a step closer and she put away her spear*
Techmike: don't worry kid I'll get you up. *he grab him by his mouth which didn't realize he has sharp teeth (-5hp) AAAAHHH FUCK! Ow, don't worry I got you ooouououoowwwww fuck that gonna hurt for awhile*as he deal with the pain (-5hp) and pull him up to safety*
*she take another step as tech finally get richkid from the ledge*
*as tech go to grab some gaze form his first aid kit that was in his bike bag to wrap his hand, richkid saw Jessica getting closer and he step in front of tech looking at Jessica*
Techmike: kid what are you doing?
Richkid: Y... y... yo... dude... If... If y-you wanna hurt my friend... You're gonna have to get through me, first.
*as she back away then leaves*
Techmike: kid yo-
Richkid: She's gone... Yo, you really saved my skin. Guess being enemies was just a nice thought, haha. We'll just have to be friends instead
Techmike: Yeah being Friends is waay better than enemies.
Richkid: ... man, I should REALLY go home...
Techmike: yeah by now your parents are probably going "bonkers" looking for ya. ha
Richkid: I well I should go now
Techmike: see later kid.
*as richkid took a few step then look back to tech*
Richkid: Later, cool ninja dude! *then head off to snowdine*
*techmike smiles as said that then head east to another bridge but smaller than the last one he crosses it to a trail heading to a tunnel to the north before he entered it he look up but barely can see do to the artificial sun but he can see silhouette of someone on top of this mountain*
Techmike: dame that sun isn't as hot as the real one but it sure blinding. *he put on his sunglasses and see it's Jessica holding her 50 cal sniper rifle in her hands*
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: what?
Jessica: Seven! Seven human souls, and King PATRICK will become god
Techmike: why are telling me all this?
Jessica: *as she turn to the side* Six. That's how many we have collected thus far.
Techmike: And except me to just give you my soul, fuck that!
Jessica: you clearly don't understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.
Techmike: technically this world already been transformed.
Jessica: First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... *as she turn to tech* I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...
Techmike: derp.
Jessica: ... No, you know what? SCREW IT!!!! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
Techmike: ...*shrugs*
Jessica: NGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *as everything went to white*
Techmike: oh god not the blinding white again!!!
*then the white disappeared and her helmet is gone and could see her long brown & red hair but couldn't see her face then she lightly turn to tech with a flash in her blue eyes then turn fully around with face form a old movie creature of the black lagoon but has fin ears hair and she has yellow skin and she has an angry look her face.*
Jessica: YOU!
Techmike: derp. *with a derp look on his face*
Jessica: You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Jenna's history books made me think humans were cool... with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
Techmike: umm no we don't have giant robots but and even if their were giant robots it probably owed by the government hidden some underground bunker. And Flowery swordswomen?!? would these "history books" be maybe be a manga book?
Jessica: ... BUT YOU? You're just a coward!
Techmike: *with eyes wide and a long gasp*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again! *with a angry look on her face* You keep interrupting me when I try to talk. And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-schtick!
Techmike: ......ok now I'm lost?
Jessica: *with sharp teeth smile* Oooh! I'm making such difference by hugging random strangers!
Techmike: derp. *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
Techmike: If we all try get along?
Jessica: IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, Techmike!
Techmike: No thank, I'm fine being alive.
Jessica: Your continued existence is a crime!
Techmike: Well that just Fucking dumb!!!
Jessica: Dumb? ha! Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together!
Techmike: *derp look on his face* ...
Jessica: Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. *she has an angry look her face* When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! *she has a more serious look to her now* Now, Techmike! let's end this, right here, right now.
Techmike: it not like I have a choice right now.
Jessica: I'll show you how determined monsters can be! *taking aim with her 50 cal* Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
Techmike: I guess I should give it my all then ha,*with a derp look* let's get this over with.
*a saving star appeared back on the trail be hind him with a ender chest*
Techmike: *he put his pointer finger up* just one min Jessica and we will fight.
Jessica: I'm waiting. but not for long!
*techmike went to the Saving star and touch it.*
(The wind is howling. You're filled with DeDERPmination...)(saved)(HP & MP restored)
*then he head over to the chest to put away some items and take out a few things to help with the battle happening soon, very soon.*
Techmike: alright... *says quietly* on to the next battle.
*he head up to the tunnel*
Jessica: That's it, then...! No more running away! *she fires her 50 cal.*
*tech bullet proof vest blocked the bullet*
Techmike:... *smirks* didn't think I would not com prepared, I got on of Dr. J's strongest bullet resistant vest.
Jessica: heh their still other way to kill you! HERE I COME TECHMIKE!!!!! *As she lunges foreword at techmike with her magic spear at hand* (MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she stand in front of him with her spear and slash at him but he blocked her with his crowbar but suddenly a greenish aura form around techmike soul and he couldn't move his leg like they were frozen but he could they were fine just an odd glow around him*
Techmike: ...
Jessica: En guarde!
(Jessica attacks!)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: As long you're Green you CAN'T ESCAPE!
Techmike: I can break this spell!
Jessica: You can't break that spell.
Techmike: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! *with wide eyes as he a tempted to move only flailing his arm around and still can't move his legs* Shit!
Jessica: Well unless you learn to 'face danger head-on...' You won't last a SECOND against ME!
*techmike block her 4 spear barrage with his crowbar*
(Jessica points heroically towards the sky. )
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I seriously don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: Not bad! Then how about THIS!?
*now their 3 rows of 4 spears, one the left,right and the front all blocked with techmike's crowbar*
(Jessica thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: Please I don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending... twice and it's not gonna be a 3rd!
Techmike: a 3rd what do you mean by that? is their two other people like me in this place?
*tech blocking spears barrage from the left then the right and one behind with crowbar*
*(Jessica thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I really don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: And now, real sunlight is just within our reach!
*4 spears in each row were coming every directions at a time. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas
Techmike: derp.
*(Jessica flashes a menacing smile.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I hate fighting, I don't want to do it.
Jessica: I won't let you snatch it away!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas*
*(Smells like sushi.)
*Spare
Jessica: NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas. then she swung her spar at tech wich was block with his crowbar and her spell wore off and doges her spear*
Techmike: Yes! I'm free!
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Spare
Jessica: Mercy! Ha! I still can't believe YOU want to spare ME!
*tech doges her spear coming from all directions*
*(Jessica bounces impatiently.)
*Spare
Jessica: But even if I spared YOU...
Techmike: but you say I'm your 3rd? You did let two others escape?
*tech mike doges her spear attacks then she use her spell to stop tech's leg from moving agian*
Jessica: ...
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
Jessica: only one escape while other has done the same thing your doing. But no human has EVER made it past PATRICK!
*tech block spears coming the front and behind*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of her and shakes her head.
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: can't we just be friends?
*(She remembers someone...)
*Her attacks became a little less extreme.*
Jessica: Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
*as the one spear on the left go very slow the other coming from the front, right and behind goes very fast but all blocked with crowbar*
(Jessica thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: we can stop fighting and be friends?
*(She remembers someone...)
*Her attacks became a little less extreme.*
Jessica: ...
*techmike block fast spears coming from all directions*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of her and shakes her head.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I don't want fight anymore.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: So STOP being so damn resilient!
*tech blocked her spears with his crowbar and her spell wore off and tech doges her spear *
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
*Spare
Jessica: what hell are human made out of!?
Techmike: well organs, muscles, bones, blood, skin, fat, water, hair, nerves, and I guess the soul too?
Jessica: oh...
*he doges her spears*
*(Jessica bounces impatiently.)
*Spare
Jessica: you act just like him...
Techmike: who?
*he doges her spears but she put another spell on him *
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: come on Jessica just put down the spear, I'm getting tired of fighting.
*(She remembers someone...)
*Her attacks became a little less extreme.*
Jessica: Jenna told me humans were determined...
*tech blocks spear coming with his crowbar.*
*tech block spears coming the front then the left & right and one trying to trick thinking it was right but it went around to the left to him but it was alos blocked*
*(Jessica bounces impatiently.)
*Check
*(JESSICA 8 ATK 2 DEF. The heroine that NEVER gives up.)
Jessica: I see now what she meant by that!
*tech mostly blocked spears coming from all directions and a some sneaky ones too (-10 HP)
*Item (-Tixe bar)
(The sweet taste of caramel on a waffle covered with chocolate, Although you don't know if this is left or right one but ti's still Delicious ) (Your HP was maxed out.)
Jessica: But I'm determined, too!
*tech almost blocked all the spears coming from all directions and some sneaky ones* (-5HP)
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
*tech almost blocked ones coming from the left and right then front and behind with some sneaky one* (-5HP)
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
Jessica: ... RIGHT NOW!
*tech almost blocked all the spears coming from all directions and some sneaky ones* (-5HP)
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
*Spare
Jessica: .... RIGHT... ... NOW!!
*tech blocked all the spears coming from all directions and one sneaky ones*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Spare
Jessica: Ha... Ha...
*tech blocked all the spears coming from the left and right with some sneaky ones.
*(Jessica towers threateningly)
*Spare
Jessica: *with angry look* NGAHHH!! DIE ALREADY, YOU BASTARD!
*tech almost blocked all the sneaky spears coming from all directions and the spell wore off and doge the spear coming form the left* (-5HP)
*(Jessica towers threateningly)
*Spare
Jessica: I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKE OF YOU!
* tech doges her spears*
*(Smells like angry fish.)
*Spare
Jessica: YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
Techmike: well too bad I'm keep on doing it.
*tech doges her spears*
*(Jessica is hyperventilating.)
*Spare
Jessica: ...
*tech doges her spears attack*
Techmike: well I think it's time to run now
*flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike began running & screaming as he head north on a bridge crossing a river that has huge ice cube floating in it. Jessica get back up is on hot pursuit for techmike. (she going faster then tech)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
Jessica: STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
*(Jessica attacks!)
Techmike: nope.
*flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(I'm outta here.)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike keep running as he make Zoidberg sound and movement to corner that goes east and keep running to see a huge long sign saying welcome- but before he read anymore Jessica caught up to him*
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
Jessica: COME BACK HERE, YOU PUNK!!
*(Jessica attacks!)
Techmike: No!
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*he get to read the sign fully and it says in big words (WELCOME TO HOTLAND) and half way he got a phone call,it is Wobble Bass
Techmike: Hey Wobble.
Wobble Bass: HEY TECHMIKE! WHATS UP!
Techmike: oh nothing much I was running for my LIFE form Jessica *as he turn around to see her standing a distance away waiting for him to get done with his phone call* but then again I got time.
Wobble Bass: WELL THAT GOOD I WAS JUST THINKING... YOU, ME, AND JESSICA SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME!
Techmike: uh? *derp look on his face*
Wobble Bass: I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE GREAT PALS! LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE LATER!
Techmike: Wobble wait *phone call ended* oh well.
*he continue to run and she on pursuit for him and she caught up to him*
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
Jessica: Fight me!!
*(Jessica attacks!)
Techmike: NO!! *flailing his arm around*
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
* he entered to an open area and it feel like 75 degrees here and lazerbeam sentry station here, even the snow on the roof but start to melt to see a gray roof and lazerbeam playing on the computer, below their lava the floor is warm
Techmike: dame it's hot here *he unzip his hoodie to revel his t-shirt which has a smiley with it tongue out and a word derp above it*
*she right behind him he head to the window to get help from lazerbame but he has his headphone on and when he lifted his head to look up, tech ran around behind the build as Jessica is at the window
Lazerbeam: hey Jessica.
*but she wasn't paying attention as she is chasing tech. lazerbeam then see tech
Lazerbeam: Hey Techmike
Techmike: Hey Lazerbeam, I need-
Jessica: GET BACK HERE!!!
Techmike: Oh shit. *as he head for the bridge
*she chases after him across the bridge to a canyon like area with a workshop, saving star, ender chest, and a water cooler. he look exhausted and sweating and as he turn to see Jessica slowly close to him taking 2 step then says with the look also exhausted
Jessica: Armor... so... hot...
Techmike: It's 75 degrees here you must be cooking in that armor. *with worried look on his face*
Jessica: But I can't... give up... *as she slowly toward tech*
Techmike: just take off the armor... oh shit you getting to close.
*she land on tech but manage get her off*
Techmike: hey are you gonna be alright?
*as tech and lazerbaem witch appeared right next to tech look at Jessica as goes unconscious*

Description
*and they continue their way east then south as tech turn on the lanterns (x3 lanterns turn on with his lighter) as they are heading east trail to the next lantern (BATTLE MODE)
*Bobbygg and Joshua appeared.
*tech and richkid look each other.
Techmike: We know what to do right?
Richkid: Yoo, you bet we do.
*Techmike Act
Techmike: derp. *with that derp look on his face*
*he does not hug Bobbygg. It appreciates his respect of it's boundaries.
*Richkid Act
Richkid: Yoo, you need cleaning?
Daffy: Quack
Joshua: Daffy means yes* pulls out a srubbrush and bucket with soap and water*
*richkid cleans him*
Bobsbygg: roar.
*as tech & rich doges the soupy attacks and magic pellets*
*Techmike spares Bobsbygg
*Richkid spares Joshua
(BATTLE MODE ENDS)( YOU WON!)(Your team earned 0XP and 45 G)
*they head east to the next lantern to turn on then went north past to the final lantern to the right but to the left trail is... a odd echoflower with red & blue instead of orange and blue + their whispers coming form it?*
Techmike: what the?
*richkid is at the last lantern and doesn't notice, techmike walk up to the odd echoflower to hear what it has to say*
Odd echoflower: remember our deal tech?
*tech froze of those words*
Odd echoflower: you do remember don't you?
*as suddenly the world around tech began to change with a siren sounds the cave & air are covered with dust and bones littered the floor but the flower stay the same*
Techmike: *quietly says with a terrified look on his face* no... I didn't want this...
Odd echoflower: but you did it anyway. *sounds of whispers get louder to the point their sreaming*
*all suddenly the bones oozes out blood and tech slowly start to sink, he grab the flower*
Techmike: I'm done with your deal, it's over! *as the shadow figure come form behind slowly
Odd echoflower & shadow figure: but it never is. you have to kill th-
*tech snaps the plant and everything went back to normal and the shadow figure is gone, tech wasn't sinking in in to a pool of bones and blood, and richkid is right next to him now.
Richkid: Yoo?! * he waves his tail in front of tech*
Techmike: what? *as he look at richkid for a split second he saw the kid was missing a head or maybe it was a illusions, now he look fine and confused*
Richkid: Yoo?! earth to tech are their. you look like you seen a ghost? and why were you looking at that broken flower?
Techmike: it's... it's nothing .
Richkid: so should we find out when we light up the last lantern?
Techmike: Y-yeah let do that.
*they head to the last lantern and a LOZ sound can be heard with a J's landing into tech hand* (+ 1 J's)
Techmike & Richkid:...
Techmike: nice
Richkid: Yoo!! what that?
Techmike: something I'll save for later. Welp let keep going.
*they head north to a exit out of this dark part of the cave to a water which is shallow to their feet for a bit then they over the other side and their a another echo flower and a bench
Richkid: yoo what thing in your mouth?
Techmike: Oh s***, I didn't realized I still had this in my mouth.
*a hour later they went to up to the flower to hear what it has to say.*
Echo flower1: Behind you. *it's Jessica voice witch made them froze for a sec*
Techmike: she behind us? *he internally screaming*
Richkid: Yoo, I bet she is! * with exited look on his face*
*then they slowing turn around to see her watching them*
Techmike: well shit.
as she walking slower closer, closer and closer to tech then stop 40 ft away
Techmike:... *derp look on his face*
Ridkid:... *he too shocked say anything as he looking at his idol*
Jessica: ....
Techmike: derp...
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: uh...*derp look on his face*
Jessica: Seven human souls.
Techmike:... *confused look on his face.
Jessica: With the power of seven human souls, our king...
Techmike: derp.
Jessica: ... King PATRICK Dreemurr... will become a god.
Techmike:... what?
Ridkid: Yoo!! so awesome!!!
Jessica: Hey let me talk!
Techmike & Richkid: ok...
Jessica: *ahem* With that power, PATRICK can finally shatter the barrier. He will finally take the surface back from humanity...
Techmike: *with a derp look on his face* um I don't think that's a good idea.
Jessica: ...And give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured .
Techmike: a solar I heard said that revenge doesn't solve anything.
Jessica: ... Understand, human?
Techmike: it's techmike.
Jessica: This is your only chance at redemption.
Techmike: uh...what? *with a confused look on his face*
Jessica: Give up your soul...
Techmike: .... FUCK THAT!!!
Jessica: I guess I have tear it from your body.
Techmike: How about NO! you crazy fish bastard.
*she get into a charging position*
Techmike: no, NO! *shaking his head*
*she make a spear appear*
Techmike: Fuck she is.
*she take a step and charging at him at full speed then stop as Richkid step in between them saying
Ridkid: Wait!!! Jessica!!! I'll help you fight!!!
Techmike: really?
*as richkid is looking at tech then Jessica then back to tech*
Ridkid: she my idol.
*she grab him as it made squeaky sound*
Ridkid: H-hey! *as he being dragged away* You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you Jessica?
(Richkid left the team)
Techmike: Well shit *the echo flower records tech swear*
Techmike:..
*he check the tall grass* (+20 G, and a PENCIL)
*he head to the trail he didn't go at first, heading north their weird floating orbs and echoflowers everywhere on this trail*
Techmike: oh got to take a picture this. *he pull out his smartphone to snap a picture this scenery*
*he goes to one of the echoflower to listen to what message it has to say*
Echoflower2: (You hear a passing conversation.) ...hmmm... If I say my wish...You promise you won't laugh at me?
*he goes to the next echoflower *
Echoflower3: (You hear a passing conversation.) Of course I won't laugh!
*and the next echoflower *
Echoflower4: (You hear a passing conversation.) Someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under. Standing under the sky, looking at the world all around... That's my wish.
*and the next one*
Echoflower5: (You hear laughter.) ... hey, you said you wouldn't laugh at it!
*and one more flower to listen to*
Echoflower6: (You hear a passing conversation.) Sorry, it's just funny... That's my wish, too.
*he goes to read what the sign says*
(However... There is a prophecy. The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface... They will return. And the underground will go empty.
Techmike:... derp.
*he head east to a bridge then head across but stop at the end to hear a familiar voice
Richkid: Yo!
*he turn around to see richkid*
Techmike: yeah what is it kid?
*he take a step then few more then walk up to tech then he look north then back to tech but then techmike look north then back richkid
Richkid: Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
Techmike: but you still came with me.
Richkid: I wanna ask you something.
Techmike: alright what do you want ask me about?
Richkid: ... Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
Techmike: Just tell me what you want to ask kid. I'm still middle of running away from Jessica.
Richkid: Umm...
Techmike: Just get on with it and ask what on your mind.
Richkid: Yo... Haha.
Techmike: I don't have all day!
Richkid: ... well, I know it now, I mean... Um... Jessica told me, um, "stay away from that human."
Techmike: ...*with a derp look on his face* do I look dangerous to you?
Richkid: ... No...I don't know ... So, like, ummm...
Techmike: ...
Richkid: I guess that make us that makes us enemies or something. But I kinda stink at that, haha.
Techmike: I'm not gonna fight you...
Richkid: Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
Techmike: *with serous look on his face* No...
Richkid: Please?
Techmike: *his head stretch up*....Nope. *then his head went back down*
Richkid: Yo, how did you do that?
Techmike: ... I don't know?
Richkid: fight me.
Techmike: No
Richkid: So I have to do it?
Techmike: what?*with confused look on his face*
Richkid: Here goes nothing... Yo, I... I think you smell like ass.
Techmike: ... is that your best insult? *he wasn't even fazed with that insult*
Richkid: ... Man, I... I'm such a turd.
Techmike: kid you should probably go home.
Richkid: I'm... Ok I'll just head home now.
*Richkid walks back slowly then stop as they stared at each other for a bit then turn around spiriting back but then he slips off the bridge but he bite on the ledge.
Richkid: *with mouth on the ledge he* Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
Techmike: KID! *With concerned look on his face, he head to richkid. As he does he see Jessica on the bridge* I don't have time for you right now!!!
*she take a step closer and she put away her spear*
Techmike: don't worry kid I'll get you up. *he grab him by his mouth which didn't realize he has sharp teeth (-5hp) AAAAHHH FUCK! Ow, don't worry I got you ooouououoowwwww fuck that gonna hurt for awhile*as he deal with the pain (-5hp) and pull him up to safety*
*she take another step as tech finally get richkid from the ledge*
*as tech go to grab some gaze form his first aid kit that was in his bike bag to wrap his hand, richkid saw Jessica getting closer and he step in front of tech looking at Jessica*
Techmike: kid what are you doing?
Richkid: Y... y... yo... dude... If... If y-you wanna hurt my friend... You're gonna have to get through me, first.
*as she back away then leaves*
Techmike: kid yo-
Richkid: She's gone... Yo, you really saved my skin. Guess being enemies was just a nice thought, haha. We'll just have to be friends instead
Techmike: Yeah being Friends is waay better than enemies.
Richkid: ... man, I should REALLY go home...
Techmike: yeah by now your parents are probably going "bonkers" looking for ya. ha
Richkid: I well I should go now
Techmike: see later kid.
*as richkid took a few step then look back to tech*
Richkid: Later, cool ninja dude! *then head off to snowdine*
*techmike smiles as said that then head east to another bridge but smaller than the last one he crosses it to a trail heading to a tunnel to the north before he entered it he look up but barely can see do to the artificial sun but he can see silhouette of someone on top of this mountain*
Techmike: dame that sun isn't as hot as the real one but it sure blinding. *he put on his sunglasses and see it's Jessica holding her 50 cal sniper rifle in her hands*
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: what?
Jessica: Seven! Seven human souls, and King PATRICK will become god
Techmike: why are telling me all this?
Jessica: *as she turn to the side* Six. That's how many we have collected thus far.
Techmike: And except me to just give you my soul, fuck that!
Jessica: you clearly don't understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.
Techmike: technically this world already been transformed.
Jessica: First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... *as she turn to tech* I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...
Techmike: derp.
Jessica: ... No, you know what? SCREW IT!!!! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
Techmike: ...*shrugs*
Jessica: NGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *as everything went to white*
Techmike: oh god not the blinding white again!!!
*then the white disappeared and her helmet is gone and could see her long brown & red hair but couldn't see her face then she lightly turn to tech with a flash in her blue eyes then turn fully around with face form a old movie creature of the black lagoon but has fin ears hair and she has yellow skin and she has an angry look her face.*
Jessica: YOU!
Techmike: derp. *with a derp look on his face*
Jessica: You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Jenna's history books made me think humans were cool... with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
Techmike: umm no we don't have giant robots but and even if their were giant robots it probably owed by the government hidden some underground bunker. And Flowery swordswomen?!? would these "history books" be maybe be a manga book?
Jessica: ... BUT YOU? You're just a coward!
Techmike: *with eyes wide and a long gasp*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again! *with a angry look on her face* You keep interrupting me when I try to talk. And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-schtick!
Techmike: ......ok now I'm lost?
Jessica: *with sharp teeth smile* Oooh! I'm making such difference by hugging random strangers!
Techmike: derp. *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
Techmike: If we all try get along?
Jessica: IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, Techmike!
Techmike: No thank, I'm fine being alive.
Jessica: Your continued existence is a crime!
Techmike: Well that just Fucking dumb!!!
Jessica: Dumb? ha! Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together!
Techmike: *derp look on his face* ...
Jessica: Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. *she has an angry look her face* When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! *she has a more serious look to her now* Now, Techmike! let's end this, right here, right now.
Techmike: it not like I have a choice right now.
Jessica: I'll show you how determined monsters can be! *taking aim with her 50 cal* Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
Techmike: I guess I should give it my all then ha,*with a derp look* let's get this over with.
*a saving star appeared back on the trail be hind him with a ender chest*
Techmike: *he put his pointer finger up* just one min Jessica and we will fight.
Jessica: I'm waiting. but not for long!
*techmike went to the Saving star and touch it.*
(The wind is howling. You're filled with DeDERPmination...)(saved)(HP & MP restored)
*then he head over to the chest to put away some items and take out a few things to help with the battle happening soon, very soon.*
Techmike: alright... *says quietly* on to the next battle.
*he head up to the tunnel*
Jessica: That's it, then...! No more running away! *she fires her 50 cal.*
*tech bullet proof vest blocked the bullet*
Techmike:... *smirks* didn't think I would not com prepared, I got on of Dr. J's strongest bullet resistant vest.
Jessica: heh their still other way to kill you! HERE I COME TECHMIKE!!!!! *As she lunges foreword at techmike with her magic spear at hand* (MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she stand in front of him with her spear and slash at him but he blocked her with his crowbar but suddenly a greenish aura form around techmike soul and he couldn't move his leg like they were frozen but he could they were fine just an odd glow around him*
Techmike: ...
Jessica: En guarde!
(Jessica attacks!)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: As long you're Green you CAN'T ESCAPE!
Techmike: I can break this spell!
Jessica: You can't break that spell.
Techmike: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! *with wide eyes as he a tempted to move only flailing his arm around and still can't move his legs* Shit!
Jessica: Well unless you learn to 'face danger head-on...' You won't last a SECOND against ME!
*techmike block her 4 spear barrage with his crowbar*
(Jessica points heroically towards the sky. )
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I seriously don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: Not bad! Then how about THIS!?
*now their 3 rows of 4 spears, one the left,right and the front all blocked with techmike's crowbar*
(Jessica thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: Please I don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending... twice and it's not gonna be a 3rd!
Techmike: a 3rd what do you mean by that? is their two other people like me in this place?
*tech blocking spears barrage from the left then the right and one behind with crowbar*
*(Jessica thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I really don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: And now, real sunlight is just within our reach!
*4 spears in each row were coming every directions at a time. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas
Techmike: derp.
*(Jessica flashes a menacing smile.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I hate fighting, I don't want to do it.
Jessica: I won't let you snatch it away!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas*
*(Smells like sushi.)
*Spare
Jessica: NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas. then she swung her spar at tech wich was block with his crowbar and her spell wore off and doges her spear*
Techmike: Yes! I'm free!
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Spare
Jessica: Mercy! Ha! I still can't believe YOU want to spare ME!
*tech doges her spear coming from all directions*
*(Jessica bounces impatiently.)
*Spare
Jessica: But even if I spared YOU...
Techmike: but you say I'm your 3rd? You did let two others escape?
*tech mike doges her spear attacks then she use her spell to stop tech's leg from moving agian*
Jessica: ...
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
Jessica: only one escape while other has done the same thing your doing. But no human has EVER made it past PATRICK!
*tech block spears coming the front and behind*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of her and shakes her head.
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: can't we just be friends?
*(She remembers someone...)
*Her attacks became a little less extreme.*
Jessica: Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
*as the one spear on the left go very slow the other coming from the front, right and behind goes very fast but all blocked with crowbar*
(Jessica thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: we can stop fighting and be friends?
*(She remembers someone...)
*Her attacks became a little less extreme.*
Jessica: ...
*techmike block fast spears coming from all directions*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of her and shakes her head.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I don't want fight anymore.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: So STOP being so damn resilient!
*tech blocked her spears with his crowbar and her spell wore off and tech doges her spear *
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
*Spare
Jessica: what hell are human made out of!?
Techmike: well organs, muscles, bones, blood, skin, fat, water, hair, nerves, and I guess the soul too?
Jessica: oh...
*he doges her spears*
*(Jessica bounces impatiently.)
*Spare
Jessica: you act just like him...
Techmike: who?
*he doges her spears but she put another spell on him *
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: come on Jessica just put down the spear, I'm getting tired of fighting.
*(She remembers someone...)
*Her attacks became a little less extreme.*
Jessica: Jenna told me humans were determined...
*tech blocks spear coming with his crowbar.*
*tech block spears coming the front then the left & right and one trying to trick thinking it was right but it went around to the left to him but it was alos blocked*
*(Jessica bounces impatiently.)
*Check
*(JESSICA 8 ATK 2 DEF. The heroine that NEVER gives up.)
Jessica: I see now what she meant by that!
*tech mostly blocked spears coming from all directions and a some sneaky ones too (-10 HP)
*Item (-Tixe bar)
(The sweet taste of caramel on a waffle covered with chocolate, Although you don't know if this is left or right one but ti's still Delicious ) (Your HP was maxed out.)
Jessica: But I'm determined, too!
*tech almost blocked all the spears coming from all directions and some sneaky ones* (-5HP)
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Act (Plead)
Techmike: I don't want to fight you.
*But nothing happened.*
Jessica: Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
*tech almost blocked ones coming from the left and right then front and behind with some sneaky one* (-5HP)
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
Jessica: ... RIGHT NOW!
*tech almost blocked all the spears coming from all directions and some sneaky ones* (-5HP)
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
*Spare
Jessica: .... RIGHT... ... NOW!!
*tech blocked all the spears coming from all directions and one sneaky ones*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Spare
Jessica: Ha... Ha...
*tech blocked all the spears coming from the left and right with some sneaky ones.
*(Jessica towers threateningly)
*Spare
Jessica: *with angry look* NGAHHH!! DIE ALREADY, YOU BASTARD!
*tech almost blocked all the sneaky spears coming from all directions and the spell wore off and doge the spear coming form the left* (-5HP)
*(Jessica towers threateningly)
*Spare
Jessica: I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKE OF YOU!
* tech doges her spears*
*(Smells like angry fish.)
*Spare
Jessica: YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
Techmike: well too bad I'm keep on doing it.
*tech doges her spears*
*(Jessica is hyperventilating.)
*Spare
Jessica: ...
*tech doges her spears attack*
Techmike: well I think it's time to run now
*flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike began running & screaming as he head north on a bridge crossing a river that has huge ice cube floating in it. Jessica get back up is on hot pursuit for techmike. (she going faster then tech)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
Jessica: STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
*(Jessica attacks!)
Techmike: nope.
*flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(I'm outta here.)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike keep running as he make Zoidberg sound and movement to corner that goes east and keep running to see a huge long sign saying welcome- but before he read anymore Jessica caught up to him*
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
Jessica: COME BACK HERE, YOU PUNK!!
*(Jessica attacks!)
Techmike: No!
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*he get to read the sign fully and it says in big words (WELCOME TO HOTLAND) and half way he got a phone call,it is Wobble Bass
Techmike: Hey Wobble.
Wobble Bass: HEY TECHMIKE! WHATS UP!
Techmike: oh nothing much I was running for my LIFE form Jessica *as he turn around to see her standing a distance away waiting for him to get done with his phone call* but then again I got time.
Wobble Bass: WELL THAT GOOD I WAS JUST THINKING... YOU, ME, AND JESSICA SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME!
Techmike: uh? *derp look on his face*
Wobble Bass: I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE GREAT PALS! LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE LATER!
Techmike: Wobble wait *phone call ended* oh well.
*he continue to run and she on pursuit for him and she caught up to him*
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
Jessica: Fight me!!
*(Jessica attacks!)
Techmike: NO!! *flailing his arm around*
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
* he entered to an open area and it feel like 75 degrees here and lazerbeam sentry station here, even the snow on the roof but start to melt to see a gray roof and lazerbeam playing on the computer, below their lava the floor is warm
Techmike: dame it's hot here *he unzip his hoodie to revel his t-shirt which has a smiley with it tongue out and a word derp above it*
*she right behind him he head to the window to get help from lazerbame but he has his headphone on and when he lifted his head to look up, tech ran around behind the build as Jessica is at the window
Lazerbeam: hey Jessica.
*but she wasn't paying attention as she is chasing tech. lazerbeam then see tech
Lazerbeam: Hey Techmike
Techmike: Hey Lazerbeam, I need-
Jessica: GET BACK HERE!!!
Techmike: Oh shit. *as he head for the bridge
*she chases after him across the bridge to a canyon like area with a workshop, saving star, ender chest, and a water cooler. he look exhausted and sweating and as he turn to see Jessica slowly close to him taking 2 step then says with the look also exhausted
Jessica: Armor... so... hot...
Techmike: It's 75 degrees here you must be cooking in that armor. *with worried look on his face*
Jessica: But I can't... give up... *as she slowly toward tech*
Techmike: just take off the armor... oh shit you getting to close.
*she land on tech but manage get her off*
Techmike: hey are you gonna be alright?
*as tech and lazerbaem witch appeared right next to tech look at Jessica as goes unconscious*