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*as tech and lazerbaem witch appeared right next to tech look at Jessica as goes unconscious*
Techmike: Hey Lazerbeam?
Lazerbeam: Sup bruh?
Techmike: does your sentry have a ac unit?
Lazerbeam: ya?
Techmike: let get her their so she doesn't have a heat stroke, I'll get the arm you grab the legs. *as they pick her up, she quite heavy with her tech armor on but they manage* quickly we don't want FRIED fish.
Lazerbeam: heh.
*they set her gently down in the sentry*
Techmike: alright, now I'm gonna need some water after that *drinks the rest of his water in his Dessert canteen* AAAaah. ok I'll get the water.
*he head back to the water cooler*
(It's a water cooler.)
*he grab a cup and fills it with water*
(You take a cup of water.)
*head back to the sentry and give Jessica the cup of water and she wake up looking at tech and lazerbeam but not saying a word, then she look around and see she in the sentry station then back tech and lazerbeam. she get up and head back to waterfall*
*he head back over to the water cooler *
(You filled your canteen to full)
*he then made his way east to a 4 way trail sadly look the north is blocked by 2 royal guards, one look like bunny and the other he not sure if it a lizard, dragon, or somthing else. but they are blocking the path heading north. the one east their a building with big word that say LAB. And finally south their stairs that go down somewhere he head over to the bunny guard first.
Techmike: Can I past?
royal guard 1: Sorry... JESSICA, like, told us there was totally a human in the area.
Techmike: *with you don't say face expression* You don't say?
royal guard 1: So, like, us Royal Guards are blocking off the elevators for now.
Techmike: what if their broken?
royal guard 1: Ngah! Even if the elevators aren't working anyway, we'll do our best, Ms. JESSICA!
*he goes to ask the other guard
royal guard 2: ...
Techmike: may I pass?
royal guard 2: ...No...
Techmike: *derp look on his face* ...ok.
*he head over to the saving star and touch it*
(Seeing such a strange laboratory in a place like this...)(You're filled with DeDERPmination.)(saved)(HP has been fully restored)
*he head down stairs to a cooler area and a river and their an odd boat with a cat head and their writing on the boat that says pool their another word but it blocked by this strange clocked figure with white eyes.
Techmike: huh? well time to head back to the hangout.
*he make his way back to the cooler and their a clamhead monster here, he open the clam the relve a face and this clam is wearing sunglasses*
Techmike: are you alright?
Cory Clam: O, k, k, k, k... I was thirsty, so I came over from waterfall to get a drink!
Techmike: derp.
*tech over to the water cooler
(You filled a cup of water)
Techmike: ...
*Cory Clam see tech holding a cup water*
Cory Clam: O, k, k, k, k... Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated? Cause it's not working.
Techmike: uh no... I'm giving you a cup of water.
Cory Clam: Oh thank you here have some gold (+3 G)
*he make his way back to lazerbeam sentry and he not their...*
Techmike: huh he be somewhere at least.
*he head back to waterfall for that hangout (oh boy) he see a saving and touched it*
(The howling wind is now a breeze and the artificial sun is going into night mood as the ceiling shines like stars. This gives you deDERPmination...)(Saved)(HP has been fully restored)
*he head west and their an odd box and odd monster on the other side of this small brige he goes to look at the odd box
(It's a yellow box with a ? on it.)(Presumably to be pushed or somthing)
Techmike: hmm? *squinting eyes*
*he stand on top of it and and a clicking can be heard, then the box went up to certain point and stop in midair floating and tech fell off the box*
Techmike: ouf! hey it's like Mario box, hmm I wonder if it contains gold, mushroom, or even a fire flower? *with a derp look on his face* let see what inside.
*he jump and bash his head on the box bottom* (-20HP with probably a concussion)
Techmike: OW F*** *putting his hands on his head* It's not like Mario!
*a gold coin of a size a a frisbee came out of the odd box and it's still yellow*
Techmike: well at least it wasn't for nothing. (+ BIG GOLDEN COIN)
*the yellow block went back as he went to talk to the odd monster
Odd monster: Bah! Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great! Nowadays "puzzles" are nothing but lasers and moving rocks... Bahh!!! There's no ART in that actiony, mindless schlock! It's just timing-based divel! Give me somthing that challenges the deepest reaches of my mind... You!
Techmike: derp?
Odd monster: You're young! You've still got hope! Geh heh heh...! Here... try solving the block pushing puzzle!
Techmike: ok. (hmm maybe I should try a different way?)
*he goes to push it from the left side*
Odd monster: What...? WHAT are you doing!?
Techmike: uh trying to figure out the puzzle?
Odd monster: You're pushing it ALL WRONG! Bah, forget it! This generation is REALLY hopeless!
*he tries to push the front*
Odd monster: Bah!
*techmike look a irritated look on his face then tries form the right side*
Odd monster: Bah!
Techmike:...
*he goes to talk*
Odd monster: Bahh!!! NEVERmind!!
*tech continue his way back to where Chadstablook & Jessica live but all dark out. (Lucky you have your key-chain flashlight to make it their.) he head to enderchest to store some things*
Techmike: alright almost their.
*he head to the center saving star and touched it*
(You feel a calming tranquility. You're filled with deDERPmination...)(saved)(HP has been fully restored)
*tech call Wobble Bass*
Wobble Bass: HEY TECHMIKE!
Techmike: Hey wobble bass I'm here for that "hangout"
Wobble Bass: GOOD, I'M WAITING NEAR JESSICA'S HOUSE! THAT'S TO THE LEFT UPWARDS.
Techmike: I've been their went their with Richkid
Wobble Bass: WELL THAT GOOD, ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE. NORTH= GHOST HOUSE. EAST= TURTLE HOUSE. SOUTH= SRCAPYARD GRAND PRIX ARENA.
Techmike: I get it I'll meet you her house *end call*
*tech makes his way to Jessica house where wobble bass is waiting and piano music being played inside*
Techmike: alright I'm here now what?
Wobble Bass: OHO! HE ARRIVES! ARE YOU READY TO HANG OUT WITH JESSICA?
Techmike: suuure. *derp look on his face*
Wobble Bass: I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU TWO GREAT FRIENDS!
Techmike: Banana... *with arms up*
Wobble Bass: ......
(Will you hang out?)
Techmike: alright I'l hangout with you guys.
Wobble Bass: OKAY! STAND BEHIND ME!
Techmike: Ok?
*he goes behind wobble bass as wobble bass faces the door*
Wobble Bass: PSST.
Techmike: what? *in a quite voice*
Wobble Bass: MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER THIS! *wobble hand him a Pokemon butterfree plushie* SHE LOVES THESE! (+ BUTTERFREE PLUSHIE)
*Wobble knock on the door and the door open up like a mouth does and Jessica is at entrance smiling wearing a blue with yellow strip sweater,pink boots, and jeans*
Jessica: Hi, Wobble Bass. Ready for your extra-private, one-on-one training?
Wobble Bass: YOU BET I AM! AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND!
*wobble bass steps to the left to revile tech but she doesn't recognized at him*
Jessica: Hi, I don't think we've... *her face went form happy to angry look as she just remember who he is*...
Techmike: *with derp look on his face* sup.
Jessica: *still with the same look but now looking at wobble bass*...
Wobble Bass: ...
Jessica: *as she stared back at tech but with an odd look on her face* Why don't. You two. Come in?
Techmike: ...ok.
*wobble bass went in first then tech. As tech entered it look like a kitchen & living room. The wall has a Pokemon magickarp , the floor has pink & blue tiles. And finally coat hooks on the wall next to the door then he unzip his hoodie hook it up. *
Techmike: wow it's a nice place here.
Jessica: Thanks...
Wobble Bass: *with a happy look on his face* HERE, JESSICA.
Techmike: It's a gift.
Wobble Bass: TECHMIKE BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU, ON HIS OWN!
Techmike: eyup. (not really)
*tech relieved butterfree plushie*
Jessica: Thanks. *she took from tech* (-BUTTERFREE PLUSHIE)
Techmike: your welcome *smiles*
Jessica: I'll, put it in my room.
*she head to her bedroom to put it in their and return back to tech & wobble.*
Jessica: So are we ready to start?
Techmike: start what? * with confused look on his face*
Wobble Bass: THE POKEMON CARD BATTLE OF COURSE
Techmike: That... AWESOME!!! *with excited look on his face*
Jessica: I like to you 2 to battle each other, winner get to challenge ME!
Wobble Bass: NYEH HEH HEH ARE YOU READY TO POKEMON BATTLE?
Techmike: Lets do it!
Jessica: Alright wobble, get the arena set.
Wobble Bass: RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN JESSICA!
*he head to Jessica room and she turn to tech*
Jessica: *with annoyed look on her face* ...
Techmike: Derp. *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with angry look* So why are YOU here? To rub your victory in my face? To humiliate me even further? *with intense look on her* IS THAT IT?
Techmike: No.
Jessica: Then why are you here?
Techmike: I came over because my friend wobble wanted us to hangout and... I'm sorry.
Jessica: *with a shocked look on her face* ...?! What, why are you saying sorry to me?
Techmike: for insults and running away instead of fighting. but I hate fighting ... And running, I just want to head home to be with my family again. *as tears came out* my mom, my dad, my brother, and the pets, I want see them again. *whip tear away* also I want to be your friend.
Jessica: *with squinted angry eyes* You think that I'm gonna be friends with, huh? Right???
Techmike: Yes *with sinsier look*
Jessica: *with a sharp smile and squinting in comical way* Really? How delightful!! I accept!
Techmike: ... uh? *confused derp look on his face*
Jessica: Let's all frolick in th fields of friendship!
Techmike: *with a happy look* really?...
Jessica: *with a angry look on her face*...NO!
Techmike: ... *sad puppy face*
Jessica: Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!? If you weren't my house guest, I'd grab my rifle and shoot you up right now! You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams!*with a angry look on her face* I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND. *with squinted angry eyes* Now get out of my house!
Techmike: ... ok I guess I overstated my welcome, I'll leave.
*wobble bass was at the door hear everything*
Wobble Bass: *with upset look on his face* D***! WHAT A SHAME...*with a sad look on his face* I THOUGHT JESSICA COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
Techmike: Sorry wobble she doesn't like me
Wobble Bass: *with squinted eye-sockets* I GUESS... I OVERESTIMATED HER.
Techmike: I been trying to tell you that for awhile now.
Wobble Bass: *with squinted eye-sockets* SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
Techmike: *with squinted eyes* Yeah I guess she not.
Jessica: *with a shocked look on her face looking at wobble bass who closed the door*CHALLENGE!? What!? Wobble! Wait a second...! D****! He thinks I can't be friends with YOU!?
Techmike: I bet you can't *crossing his arms* but I'll let you try.
Jessica: *with a sharp smile and squinting in comical way* Fuhuhu! What a joke! I could make friends with a fat wimpy crying loser like you any day!
Techmike: try me. *with troll face*
Jessica: ... *with a shocked angry look on her face* I'll show him & YOU! *with squinted angry eyes* Listen up, Techmike. *with a angry look* We're not just going to be friends.
Techmike: *raise one eyebrow up and crossing his arms* ...?
Jessica: *with squinted angry eyes* Were going to be...
Techmike: what are we going to be? *with "don't you sqidward?" meme look*
Jessica: *as she put her hands on her face* BESTIES. I'll make you like me so much... *with not a angry look on her face* You won't be able to think of anyone else!!!
Techmike: ...uh? ok... *with confused look on his face*
Jessica: *with squinted angry eyes smile* Fuhuhuhuhu! It's the PERFECT REVENGE!! ...
Techmike: derp? *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with happy look on her face* alright, wobble did you get all set?
Wobble Bass: YEP THE TOURNAMENT ALL SET. ARE YOU TWO FRIENDS NOW?
Techmike: yep were BESTIES,
Jessica: "REAL" besties.
Wobble Bass: WOWWIE JESSICA AND TECH ARE GETTING ALONG. JUST LIKE THAT OTHER HUMAN WHO SHE ALSO BECAME BEST FRIENDS WITH.
Techmike: wait, who is the other hum-? *she grab him by the chin *
Jessica: Alright let start the Pokemon tournament!!! *she somehow lift tech up with his chin with one arm and they went to her room while she was holding him in the air*
*the room has yellow fish on the wall the floor carpet was purple stripes she collection of Pokemon, mlp , and books of anime, manga, Pokemon, & mlp. Their also a poster of fist gen Pokemon with Pikachu, squrtle, charmader, and bullbasore. a nice bed with a Pokemon mat. a nice computer with a pony next to it. And finally in the center is a table with chair on both sides and on top is a Pokemon card tournament mat with 3 decks on top.*
Jessica: Tech since your the GEST of honer you pick first.
Techmike: uh which deck is what type of Pokemon?
Jessica: the left is a fire Pokemon deck, the one in the middle is water and the last on the left is grass. I'll let you pick first tech.
Techmike: I'll pick the grass type
Wobble Bass: I'LL PICK THE WATER NYEH HEH HEH.
Jessica: Well that just leaves fire for me.
*they each grab their deck and shuffle carefully tech and wobble card battle it out. the battle was intense, tech is skilled in Pokemon and manage to one up wobble and won.*
Wobble Bass: THAT WAS GOOD GAME
Techmike: Indeed.
Jessica: *with a sharp grin* Fuhuhu, now it my turn.
Techmike: *derp look on his face*... (aw c*** )
*this this game it was brutal as tech's deck is a grass type which are weakness is fire, they on the last prize cards but she had ace up her sweater sleeves and defeated tech last Pokemon and claim her last prize card (or did he let her win? we'll never know. )*
Techmike: GG. well it was a fun game but-
Wobble Bass: JESSICA IT GETTING CLOSE TO OUR COOKING LESSON
Jessica: oh s***. I also forgot about that
Techmike: ... what?
Wobble Bass: COME ON YOU SHOULD JOIN US FOR COOKING!!!
Techmike: ok?
*as the put the cards away, then they headed back into the first room*
Jessica: *with a happy on her face* why don't you 2 have a seat?
Techmike: sure, hey is their plugin were I can recharge my phone it keep dying.
Jessica: oh yeah their one on the left corner and one on the middle right.
Techmike: thanks * he plug charger with his smartphone*
Jessica: I know scientist who could make your phone never to be recharged ever again
Wobble Bass: AND LAZERBEAMS CANONS!
Techmike & Jessica: ... *blank stare*
Wobble Bass: I DIDN'T MY BROTHER I MEANT LAZERS, I SEEN HER MAKE INTRIGUING INVENTIONS THAT CAN SHOOT LAZER AND OTHER THINGS. AND BANTCOOTON IS HELPING HER TOO...(very unquitely) MEIN SENPAI...
Techmike: yeah I heard she good fixing things that are on a "scientific" terms. wait what was that last thing you said?
Wobble Bass: *with eyes wide* IT WAS NOTHING!
Techmike: o-k...
*tech goes to sit on one side and wobble sat on the other side of the table*
Jessica: Are you 2 comfortable?
Techmike: it's ok. not much comfort
Jessica: Do you want anything to drink?
Wobble Bass: I'LL HAVE A CUP A HOT APPLE CIDER.
*she put a pot in the sink and fill it with water, then put on stove to boil*
Techmike: do you have Mtn Dew?
Jessica: nope sorry.
Techmike: what type soda do you have?
Jessica: *look in fridge* Pepsi, sprite, and Coca Cola.
Techmike: I'll take coca cola.
*she hand tech the soda (+ CAN OF COCA COLA)
*the pot is steaming and pour of hot water into a cup with apple cider packet*
Jessica: Okay, it's all done!
*she hand it to Wobble*
Jessica: Here you go.
*she goes to sit the left side of the table*
Jessica: *with a smile* Careful Wobble, it's hot.
Wobble Bass: I SHOULD PROBABLY LET IT COOL THEN.
Jessica: Yeah you don't want 'BURN' *while looking at tech* yourself.
*he open up the can of cola*
(You take a sip of the cola.)(It's cold...)(But other than that, it's pretty good.)
Jessica: Pretty good right?
Techmike: uh yeah, it's pretty good.
Jessica: *with troll face* Nothing but the best for my ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS FRIENDS!!
Techmike: .....*with confused look on his face*
Jessica: Hey techmike...
Techmike: yeah?
Jessica: that soda expired yesterday. *
Techmike: ........................................*sip* It still good, don't believe what it says on expiration date it still has few days before they actually expires.
Jessica: Hey wobble
Wobble Bass: YES?
Jessica: You know what time it is?
Techmike: Adventure time! *has his hands up*
Wobble Bass: NYEH?
Jessica: NO! *slams hand on the table*
*she accidentally breaks the table in half*
Jessica: ...I'll fix this later. It's time for our cooking lesson!
Wobble Bass: OH YOU TEACH ME A NEW PASTA TYPE?
Jessica: Fuhuhu!!! YOU BET!!! I bought a new cookbook from CINDERTOWN bookstore. with 101 different pasta creation.
Wobble Bass: TECHMIKE YOU SHOULD JOIN!?
Techmike: I don't know wobble, i just-
*before he could say anything he was pick up by Jessica
Techmike: wha-what going on?
*and she leaps next to the stove while holding techmike then set him down, and wobble go next to tech.*
Techmike: ...*confused look on his face*... ok?
Jessica: let's start with the sauce!
*she stop her foot and 2 tomatoes, a carrot, and banana fell form the ceiling?*
Techmike: where did they co-
Jessica: Envsision these vegetables as your greatest enemy!
Techmike: ok.
Wobble: RIGHT!
Jessica: *with angry look* Now!! Pound them to dust with your fist!!
Techmike: so you want to to mush these?
Jessica: Yep.
Techmike: alright. but can I have the banana?
Jessica: uh... sure but the rest we crush.
(+1 BANANA)
(How will you pound?)
(You crushed the tomato hard into mush but not too hard to cause it to splatter.)
Jessica: We'll just scrape this into a bowl.
*she put the crushed tomato into a bowl.*
Jessica: NOW then!
*she stop foot again and a pasta pot with a pasta fork fell from... somewhere?*
Techmike: where are they coming form? *looking at the ceiling but does not anything on it*
Wobble Bass: NYHEH HEH HEH, THAT'S THE MYSTERY.
*they moved to the stove*
Jessica: ... Now we add the noodles!
Wobble Bass: HOMEMADE NOODLES ARE THE BEST!
Jessica: *doing that pose like a mad scientist who just made Frankenstein* Right you are wobble, *lol face* BUT I JUST BOUGHT STORE-BRAND! THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!!!
Techmike: homemade is more expensive.
Jessica: *crazy look on her* NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wobble Bass: *eyes wide* NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Techmike: ...*Frisk expression then derp look and making sounds like crash bandicoot. Also has his hands up.* WAOHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jessica: ...*trying not to laugh as she smirks* Uhh, just put the them in the pot.
(How will you put them in?) (You dump the noodles into the pot and threw the box in the garbage)
Jessica: Nice. Alright Wobble! Now it's time to stir the pasta!
Wobble Bass: RIGHT. *he goes next to the pot
Jessica: You know what to do wobble?
Wobble Bass: I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID JESSICA.
Jessica: Then let's do it!
*as wobble stirring for awhile*
Jessica: stir harder.
*as wobble stirring hard*
Jessica: HARDER!
*as wobble stirring harder*
*lol face* HARDER!!!!!
Wobble Bass: YES!!
Techmike: ....
*as wobble stirring as hard he can*
Jessica: *lol face* Ugh, let me do it!
*she move wobble aside and form a spear shove it into the pot and stir so hard she dented the pot up that half the water poured out along with some noodles
Techmike: *has hand on his eyes inhale then exhale* I think you might have over did it.
Jessica: *lol face* Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff! *with normal look on her* Alright, the final step:
Techmike: you just ruined a good pasta pot what could be the final step?
Jessica: *crazy look on her face* TURN UP THE HEAT!
Techmike: Um...?
Jessica: Let the stovetop symbolize your passion!
Wobble Bass: NYEH YEAH!
Jessica: *crazy look on her face* Let your hopes and drams turn into burning fire!
Wobble Bass: *with eyes wide* YEAH!!
Techmike: *derp look on his face*...
Jessica: *crazy look on her face* READY?
Wobble Bass: I WAS BORN READY.
*as wobble bas turn up the nob the pot and everything in the pot also melted*
Jessica: Hotter!
Wobble Bass: NNNYYYYYEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *as turn the nob faster with his hand as fast as a drill*
*pot is gone and now their just fire*
Jessica: HOTTER, D******!
Techmike: their no pot left, and going to burn the house down at this rate!
Wobble Bass: I CAN'T STOP MY ARM FORM SPINNING!!
Techmike: Just let go on of the nob.
*he lets go of nob but the nob is still spinning*
Wobble Bass: IT STILL SPINNING.
*the fire getting bigger*
Jessica: Maybe turning it up was bad idea.
Techmike: YA THINK!?! where the fire extinguisher?
Jessica: *with concerned look* I I don't have a one.
Techmike: sssssh**********t.
*oven is on fire then the oven exploded and set the room on fire and the 3 are covered with black ash.*
Techmike: I think Chadstablook might have one? *he head to Chadablook house*
Jessica: I guess we should get out.
Wobble Bass: *hand stop spinning* I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR STOVE. JESSICA
Jessica: It's alright wobble, he's like the other 'good' ones. He hasn't killed anyone. Your brother right again.
Wobble Bass: NYEH HEH HE USUALLY IS.
*they leave the house then tech came with Chadablook as they extinguished all the fire
(their wearing firefighter hat?)
Techmike: well at least it didn't burn the house down. *they place is covered with smoke* here you go chadstablook *give the hat back*
Chadablook: thank yu. This 3rd time this month I had put out fires in the same house.
Techmike: *as they leave* wait the 3rd?
Chadstablook: yeah? usually when she does an intense cooking lesson with wobble.
Techmike: I got to join them in their intense cooking lesson this time.
Chadablook: welp I'm heading back to bed, goodnight
Techmike: see you later chadstablook.
*as chadstablook and tech is outside with Jessica & wobble bass, Jessica is holding her spear*
(BATTLE MOD)
Techmike: uh what going on?
Jessica: If really my friend then challenge me?! *with crazed look on her* One final rematch! All out on both sides!!!
Techmike: Are you serous?
Wobble Bass: SHE SEROUS!
Jessica: IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REGAIN MY LOST PRIDE!!!
Techmike: But I don-
Jessica: NOW COME ON! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT!
Techmike: what?
Jessica: NGAHHHH!!!
Techmike: ok. ok.
(Jessica is letting you make the first attack.)
*Act ( Attack)
Techmike: alright here I go, gonna give you the shoopwhooppidiewap.
(Tech took to swing at JESSICA with all your might. (You did no damage to her but you did lose hp 10 HP as you broke you hand on her shoulder with a crack sound.)
Techmike: ... *with wide eyes as he look at his hand which is bent at 90 degrees sideways* aaahhhhh!!!! (battle mode ends)
Wobble Bass & Chadablook: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Jessica: .... S***.

:o (Eek) — Description
*as tech and lazerbaem witch appeared right next to tech look at Jessica as goes unconscious*
Techmike: Hey Lazerbeam?
Lazerbeam: Sup bruh?
Techmike: does your sentry have a ac unit?
Lazerbeam: ya?
Techmike: let get her their so she doesn't have a heat stroke, I'll get the arm you grab the legs. *as they pick her up, she quite heavy with her tech armor on but they manage* quickly we don't want FRIED fish.
Lazerbeam: heh.
*they set her gently down in the sentry*
Techmike: alright, now I'm gonna need some water after that *drinks the rest of his water in his Dessert canteen* AAAaah. ok I'll get the water.
*he head back to the water cooler*
(It's a water cooler.)
*he grab a cup and fills it with water*
(You take a cup of water.)
*head back to the sentry and give Jessica the cup of water and she wake up looking at tech and lazerbeam but not saying a word, then she look around and see she in the sentry station then back tech and lazerbeam. she get up and head back to waterfall*
*he head back over to the water cooler *
(You filled your canteen to full)
*he then made his way east to a 4 way trail sadly look the north is blocked by 2 royal guards, one look like bunny and the other he not sure if it a lizard, dragon, or somthing else. but they are blocking the path heading north. the one east their a building with big word that say LAB. And finally south their stairs that go down somewhere he head over to the bunny guard first.
Techmike: Can I past?
royal guard 1: Sorry... JESSICA, like, told us there was totally a human in the area.
Techmike: *with you don't say face expression* You don't say?
royal guard 1: So, like, us Royal Guards are blocking off the elevators for now.
Techmike: what if their broken?
royal guard 1: Ngah! Even if the elevators aren't working anyway, we'll do our best, Ms. JESSICA!
*he goes to ask the other guard
royal guard 2: ...
Techmike: may I pass?
royal guard 2: ...No...
Techmike: *derp look on his face* ...ok.
*he head over to the saving star and touch it*
(Seeing such a strange laboratory in a place like this...)(You're filled with DeDERPmination.)(saved)(HP has been fully restored)
*he head down stairs to a cooler area and a river and their an odd boat with a cat head and their writing on the boat that says pool their another word but it blocked by this strange clocked figure with white eyes.
Techmike: huh? well time to head back to the hangout.
*he make his way back to the cooler and their a clamhead monster here, he open the clam the relve a face and this clam is wearing sunglasses*
Techmike: are you alright?
Cory Clam: O, k, k, k, k... I was thirsty, so I came over from waterfall to get a drink!
Techmike: derp.
*tech over to the water cooler
(You filled a cup of water)
Techmike: ...
*Cory Clam see tech holding a cup water*
Cory Clam: O, k, k, k, k... Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated? Cause it's not working.
Techmike: uh no... I'm giving you a cup of water.
Cory Clam: Oh thank you here have some gold (+3 G)
*he make his way back to lazerbeam sentry and he not their...*
Techmike: huh he be somewhere at least.
*he head back to waterfall for that hangout (oh boy) he see a saving and touched it*
(The howling wind is now a breeze and the artificial sun is going into night mood as the ceiling shines like stars. This gives you deDERPmination...)(Saved)(HP has been fully restored)
*he head west and their an odd box and odd monster on the other side of this small brige he goes to look at the odd box
(It's a yellow box with a ? on it.)(Presumably to be pushed or somthing)
Techmike: hmm? *squinting eyes*
*he stand on top of it and and a clicking can be heard, then the box went up to certain point and stop in midair floating and tech fell off the box*
Techmike: ouf! hey it's like Mario box, hmm I wonder if it contains gold, mushroom, or even a fire flower? *with a derp look on his face* let see what inside.
*he jump and bash his head on the box bottom* (-20HP with probably a concussion)
Techmike: OW F*** *putting his hands on his head* It's not like Mario!
*a gold coin of a size a a frisbee came out of the odd box and it's still yellow*
Techmike: well at least it wasn't for nothing. (+ BIG GOLDEN COIN)
*the yellow block went back as he went to talk to the odd monster
Odd monster: Bah! Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great! Nowadays "puzzles" are nothing but lasers and moving rocks... Bahh!!! There's no ART in that actiony, mindless schlock! It's just timing-based divel! Give me somthing that challenges the deepest reaches of my mind... You!
Techmike: derp?
Odd monster: You're young! You've still got hope! Geh heh heh...! Here... try solving the block pushing puzzle!
Techmike: ok. (hmm maybe I should try a different way?)
*he goes to push it from the left side*
Odd monster: What...? WHAT are you doing!?
Techmike: uh trying to figure out the puzzle?
Odd monster: You're pushing it ALL WRONG! Bah, forget it! This generation is REALLY hopeless!
*he tries to push the front*
Odd monster: Bah!
*techmike look a irritated look on his face then tries form the right side*
Odd monster: Bah!
Techmike:...
*he goes to talk*
Odd monster: Bahh!!! NEVERmind!!
*tech continue his way back to where Chadstablook & Jessica live but all dark out. (Lucky you have your key-chain flashlight to make it their.) he head to enderchest to store some things*
Techmike: alright almost their.
*he head to the center saving star and touched it*
(You feel a calming tranquility. You're filled with deDERPmination...)(saved)(HP has been fully restored)
*tech call Wobble Bass*
Wobble Bass: HEY TECHMIKE!
Techmike: Hey wobble bass I'm here for that "hangout"
Wobble Bass: GOOD, I'M WAITING NEAR JESSICA'S HOUSE! THAT'S TO THE LEFT UPWARDS.
Techmike: I've been their went their with Richkid
Wobble Bass: WELL THAT GOOD, ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE. NORTH= GHOST HOUSE. EAST= TURTLE HOUSE. SOUTH= SRCAPYARD GRAND PRIX ARENA.
Techmike: I get it I'll meet you her house *end call*
*tech makes his way to Jessica house where wobble bass is waiting and piano music being played inside*
Techmike: alright I'm here now what?
Wobble Bass: OHO! HE ARRIVES! ARE YOU READY TO HANG OUT WITH JESSICA?
Techmike: suuure. *derp look on his face*
Wobble Bass: I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU TWO GREAT FRIENDS!
Techmike: Banana... *with arms up*
Wobble Bass: ......
(Will you hang out?)
Techmike: alright I'l hangout with you guys.
Wobble Bass: OKAY! STAND BEHIND ME!
Techmike: Ok?
*he goes behind wobble bass as wobble bass faces the door*
Wobble Bass: PSST.
Techmike: what? *in a quite voice*
Wobble Bass: MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER THIS! *wobble hand him a Pokemon butterfree plushie* SHE LOVES THESE! (+ BUTTERFREE PLUSHIE)
*Wobble knock on the door and the door open up like a mouth does and Jessica is at entrance smiling wearing a blue with yellow strip sweater,pink boots, and jeans*
Jessica: Hi, Wobble Bass. Ready for your extra-private, one-on-one training?
Wobble Bass: YOU BET I AM! AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND!
*wobble bass steps to the left to revile tech but she doesn't recognized at him*
Jessica: Hi, I don't think we've... *her face went form happy to angry look as she just remember who he is*...
Techmike: *with derp look on his face* sup.
Jessica: *still with the same look but now looking at wobble bass*...
Wobble Bass: ...
Jessica: *as she stared back at tech but with an odd look on her face* Why don't. You two. Come in?
Techmike: ...ok.
*wobble bass went in first then tech. As tech entered it look like a kitchen & living room. The wall has a Pokemon magickarp , the floor has pink & blue tiles. And finally coat hooks on the wall next to the door then he unzip his hoodie hook it up. *
Techmike: wow it's a nice place here.
Jessica: Thanks...
Wobble Bass: *with a happy look on his face* HERE, JESSICA.
Techmike: It's a gift.
Wobble Bass: TECHMIKE BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU, ON HIS OWN!
Techmike: eyup. (not really)
*tech relieved butterfree plushie*
Jessica: Thanks. *she took from tech* (-BUTTERFREE PLUSHIE)
Techmike: your welcome *smiles*
Jessica: I'll, put it in my room.
*she head to her bedroom to put it in their and return back to tech & wobble.*
Jessica: So are we ready to start?
Techmike: start what? * with confused look on his face*
Wobble Bass: THE POKEMON CARD BATTLE OF COURSE
Techmike: That... AWESOME!!! *with excited look on his face*
Jessica: I like to you 2 to battle each other, winner get to challenge ME!
Wobble Bass: NYEH HEH HEH ARE YOU READY TO POKEMON BATTLE?
Techmike: Lets do it!
Jessica: Alright wobble, get the arena set.
Wobble Bass: RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN JESSICA!
*he head to Jessica room and she turn to tech*
Jessica: *with annoyed look on her face* ...
Techmike: Derp. *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with angry look* So why are YOU here? To rub your victory in my face? To humiliate me even further? *with intense look on her* IS THAT IT?
Techmike: No.
Jessica: Then why are you here?
Techmike: I came over because my friend wobble wanted us to hangout and... I'm sorry.
Jessica: *with a shocked look on her face* ...?! What, why are you saying sorry to me?
Techmike: for insults and running away instead of fighting. but I hate fighting ... And running, I just want to head home to be with my family again. *as tears came out* my mom, my dad, my brother, and the pets, I want see them again. *whip tear away* also I want to be your friend.
Jessica: *with squinted angry eyes* You think that I'm gonna be friends with, huh? Right???
Techmike: Yes *with sinsier look*
Jessica: *with a sharp smile and squinting in comical way* Really? How delightful!! I accept!
Techmike: ... uh? *confused derp look on his face*
Jessica: Let's all frolick in th fields of friendship!
Techmike: *with a happy look* really?...
Jessica: *with a angry look on her face*...NO!
Techmike: ... *sad puppy face*
Jessica: Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!? If you weren't my house guest, I'd grab my rifle and shoot you up right now! You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams!*with a angry look on her face* I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND. *with squinted angry eyes* Now get out of my house!
Techmike: ... ok I guess I overstated my welcome, I'll leave.
*wobble bass was at the door hear everything*
Wobble Bass: *with upset look on his face* D***! WHAT A SHAME...*with a sad look on his face* I THOUGHT JESSICA COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
Techmike: Sorry wobble she doesn't like me
Wobble Bass: *with squinted eye-sockets* I GUESS... I OVERESTIMATED HER.
Techmike: I been trying to tell you that for awhile now.
Wobble Bass: *with squinted eye-sockets* SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
Techmike: *with squinted eyes* Yeah I guess she not.
Jessica: *with a shocked look on her face looking at wobble bass who closed the door*CHALLENGE!? What!? Wobble! Wait a second...! D****! He thinks I can't be friends with YOU!?
Techmike: I bet you can't *crossing his arms* but I'll let you try.
Jessica: *with a sharp smile and squinting in comical way* Fuhuhu! What a joke! I could make friends with a fat wimpy crying loser like you any day!
Techmike: try me. *with troll face*
Jessica: ... *with a shocked angry look on her face* I'll show him & YOU! *with squinted angry eyes* Listen up, Techmike. *with a angry look* We're not just going to be friends.
Techmike: *raise one eyebrow up and crossing his arms* ...?
Jessica: *with squinted angry eyes* Were going to be...
Techmike: what are we going to be? *with "don't you sqidward?" meme look*
Jessica: *as she put her hands on her face* BESTIES. I'll make you like me so much... *with not a angry look on her face* You won't be able to think of anyone else!!!
Techmike: ...uh? ok... *with confused look on his face*
Jessica: *with squinted angry eyes smile* Fuhuhuhuhu! It's the PERFECT REVENGE!! ...
Techmike: derp? *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with happy look on her face* alright, wobble did you get all set?
Wobble Bass: YEP THE TOURNAMENT ALL SET. ARE YOU TWO FRIENDS NOW?
Techmike: yep were BESTIES,
Jessica: "REAL" besties.
Wobble Bass: WOWWIE JESSICA AND TECH ARE GETTING ALONG. JUST LIKE THAT OTHER HUMAN WHO SHE ALSO BECAME BEST FRIENDS WITH.
Techmike: wait, who is the other hum-? *she grab him by the chin *
Jessica: Alright let start the Pokemon tournament!!! *she somehow lift tech up with his chin with one arm and they went to her room while she was holding him in the air*
*the room has yellow fish on the wall the floor carpet was purple stripes she collection of Pokemon, mlp , and books of anime, manga, Pokemon, & mlp. Their also a poster of fist gen Pokemon with Pikachu, squrtle, charmader, and bullbasore. a nice bed with a Pokemon mat. a nice computer with a pony next to it. And finally in the center is a table with chair on both sides and on top is a Pokemon card tournament mat with 3 decks on top.*
Jessica: Tech since your the GEST of honer you pick first.
Techmike: uh which deck is what type of Pokemon?
Jessica: the left is a fire Pokemon deck, the one in the middle is water and the last on the left is grass. I'll let you pick first tech.
Techmike: I'll pick the grass type
Wobble Bass: I'LL PICK THE WATER NYEH HEH HEH.
Jessica: Well that just leaves fire for me.
*they each grab their deck and shuffle carefully tech and wobble card battle it out. the battle was intense, tech is skilled in Pokemon and manage to one up wobble and won.*
Wobble Bass: THAT WAS GOOD GAME
Techmike: Indeed.
Jessica: *with a sharp grin* Fuhuhu, now it my turn.
Techmike: *derp look on his face*... (aw c*** )
*this this game it was brutal as tech's deck is a grass type which are weakness is fire, they on the last prize cards but she had ace up her sweater sleeves and defeated tech last Pokemon and claim her last prize card (or did he let her win? we'll never know. )*
Techmike: GG. well it was a fun game but-
Wobble Bass: JESSICA IT GETTING CLOSE TO OUR COOKING LESSON
Jessica: oh s***. I also forgot about that
Techmike: ... what?
Wobble Bass: COME ON YOU SHOULD JOIN US FOR COOKING!!!
Techmike: ok?
*as the put the cards away, then they headed back into the first room*
Jessica: *with a happy on her face* why don't you 2 have a seat?
Techmike: sure, hey is their plugin were I can recharge my phone it keep dying.
Jessica: oh yeah their one on the left corner and one on the middle right.
Techmike: thanks * he plug charger with his smartphone*
Jessica: I know scientist who could make your phone never to be recharged ever again
Wobble Bass: AND LAZERBEAMS CANONS!
Techmike & Jessica: ... *blank stare*
Wobble Bass: I DIDN'T MY BROTHER I MEANT LAZERS, I SEEN HER MAKE INTRIGUING INVENTIONS THAT CAN SHOOT LAZER AND OTHER THINGS. AND BANTCOOTON IS HELPING HER TOO...(very unquitely) MEIN SENPAI...
Techmike: yeah I heard she good fixing things that are on a "scientific" terms. wait what was that last thing you said?
Wobble Bass: *with eyes wide* IT WAS NOTHING!
Techmike: o-k...
*tech goes to sit on one side and wobble sat on the other side of the table*
Jessica: Are you 2 comfortable?
Techmike: it's ok. not much comfort
Jessica: Do you want anything to drink?
Wobble Bass: I'LL HAVE A CUP A HOT APPLE CIDER.
*she put a pot in the sink and fill it with water, then put on stove to boil*
Techmike: do you have Mtn Dew?
Jessica: nope sorry.
Techmike: what type soda do you have?
Jessica: *look in fridge* Pepsi, sprite, and Coca Cola.
Techmike: I'll take coca cola.
*she hand tech the soda (+ CAN OF COCA COLA)
*the pot is steaming and pour of hot water into a cup with apple cider packet*
Jessica: Okay, it's all done!
*she hand it to Wobble*
Jessica: Here you go.
*she goes to sit the left side of the table*
Jessica: *with a smile* Careful Wobble, it's hot.
Wobble Bass: I SHOULD PROBABLY LET IT COOL THEN.
Jessica: Yeah you don't want 'BURN' *while looking at tech* yourself.
*he open up the can of cola*
(You take a sip of the cola.)(It's cold...)(But other than that, it's pretty good.)
Jessica: Pretty good right?
Techmike: uh yeah, it's pretty good.
Jessica: *with troll face* Nothing but the best for my ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS FRIENDS!!
Techmike: .....*with confused look on his face*
Jessica: Hey techmike...
Techmike: yeah?
Jessica: that soda expired yesterday. *
Techmike: ........................................*sip* It still good, don't believe what it says on expiration date it still has few days before they actually expires.
Jessica: Hey wobble
Wobble Bass: YES?
Jessica: You know what time it is?
Techmike: Adventure time! *has his hands up*
Wobble Bass: NYEH?
Jessica: NO! *slams hand on the table*
*she accidentally breaks the table in half*
Jessica: ...I'll fix this later. It's time for our cooking lesson!
Wobble Bass: OH YOU TEACH ME A NEW PASTA TYPE?
Jessica: Fuhuhu!!! YOU BET!!! I bought a new cookbook from CINDERTOWN bookstore. with 101 different pasta creation.
Wobble Bass: TECHMIKE YOU SHOULD JOIN!?
Techmike: I don't know wobble, i just-
*before he could say anything he was pick up by Jessica
Techmike: wha-what going on?
*and she leaps next to the stove while holding techmike then set him down, and wobble go next to tech.*
Techmike: ...*confused look on his face*... ok?
Jessica: let's start with the sauce!
*she stop her foot and 2 tomatoes, a carrot, and banana fell form the ceiling?*
Techmike: where did they co-
Jessica: Envsision these vegetables as your greatest enemy!
Techmike: ok.
Wobble: RIGHT!
Jessica: *with angry look* Now!! Pound them to dust with your fist!!
Techmike: so you want to to mush these?
Jessica: Yep.
Techmike: alright. but can I have the banana?
Jessica: uh... sure but the rest we crush.
(+1 BANANA)
(How will you pound?)
(You crushed the tomato hard into mush but not too hard to cause it to splatter.)
Jessica: We'll just scrape this into a bowl.
*she put the crushed tomato into a bowl.*
Jessica: NOW then!
*she stop foot again and a pasta pot with a pasta fork fell from... somewhere?*
Techmike: where are they coming form? *looking at the ceiling but does not anything on it*
Wobble Bass: NYHEH HEH HEH, THAT'S THE MYSTERY.
*they moved to the stove*
Jessica: ... Now we add the noodles!
Wobble Bass: HOMEMADE NOODLES ARE THE BEST!
Jessica: *doing that pose like a mad scientist who just made Frankenstein* Right you are wobble, *lol face* BUT I JUST BOUGHT STORE-BRAND! THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!!!
Techmike: homemade is more expensive.
Jessica: *crazy look on her* NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wobble Bass: *eyes wide* NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Techmike: ...*Frisk expression then derp look and making sounds like crash bandicoot. Also has his hands up.* WAOHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jessica: ...*trying not to laugh as she smirks* Uhh, just put the them in the pot.
(How will you put them in?) (You dump the noodles into the pot and threw the box in the garbage)
Jessica: Nice. Alright Wobble! Now it's time to stir the pasta!
Wobble Bass: RIGHT. *he goes next to the pot
Jessica: You know what to do wobble?
Wobble Bass: I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID JESSICA.
Jessica: Then let's do it!
*as wobble stirring for awhile*
Jessica: stir harder.
*as wobble stirring hard*
Jessica: HARDER!
*as wobble stirring harder*
*lol face* HARDER!!!!!
Wobble Bass: YES!!
Techmike: ....
*as wobble stirring as hard he can*
Jessica: *lol face* Ugh, let me do it!
*she move wobble aside and form a spear shove it into the pot and stir so hard she dented the pot up that half the water poured out along with some noodles
Techmike: *has hand on his eyes inhale then exhale* I think you might have over did it.
Jessica: *lol face* Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff! *with normal look on her* Alright, the final step:
Techmike: you just ruined a good pasta pot what could be the final step?
Jessica: *crazy look on her face* TURN UP THE HEAT!
Techmike: Um...?
Jessica: Let the stovetop symbolize your passion!
Wobble Bass: NYEH YEAH!
Jessica: *crazy look on her face* Let your hopes and drams turn into burning fire!
Wobble Bass: *with eyes wide* YEAH!!
Techmike: *derp look on his face*...
Jessica: *crazy look on her face* READY?
Wobble Bass: I WAS BORN READY.
*as wobble bas turn up the nob the pot and everything in the pot also melted*
Jessica: Hotter!
Wobble Bass: NNNYYYYYEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *as turn the nob faster with his hand as fast as a drill*
*pot is gone and now their just fire*
Jessica: HOTTER, D******!
Techmike: their no pot left, and going to burn the house down at this rate!
Wobble Bass: I CAN'T STOP MY ARM FORM SPINNING!!
Techmike: Just let go on of the nob.
*he lets go of nob but the nob is still spinning*
Wobble Bass: IT STILL SPINNING.
*the fire getting bigger*
Jessica: Maybe turning it up was bad idea.
Techmike: YA THINK!?! where the fire extinguisher?
Jessica: *with concerned look* I I don't have a one.
Techmike: sssssh**********t.
*oven is on fire then the oven exploded and set the room on fire and the 3 are covered with black ash.*
Techmike: I think Chadstablook might have one? *he head to Chadablook house*
Jessica: I guess we should get out.
Wobble Bass: *hand stop spinning* I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR STOVE. JESSICA
Jessica: It's alright wobble, he's like the other 'good' ones. He hasn't killed anyone. Your brother right again.
Wobble Bass: NYEH HEH HE USUALLY IS.
*they leave the house then tech came with Chadablook as they extinguished all the fire
(their wearing firefighter hat?)
Techmike: well at least it didn't burn the house down. *they place is covered with smoke* here you go chadstablook *give the hat back*
Chadablook: thank yu. This 3rd time this month I had put out fires in the same house.
Techmike: *as they leave* wait the 3rd?
Chadstablook: yeah? usually when she does an intense cooking lesson with wobble.
Techmike: I got to join them in their intense cooking lesson this time.
Chadablook: welp I'm heading back to bed, goodnight
Techmike: see you later chadstablook.
*as chadstablook and tech is outside with Jessica & wobble bass, Jessica is holding her spear*
(BATTLE MOD)
Techmike: uh what going on?
Jessica: If really my friend then challenge me?! *with crazed look on her* One final rematch! All out on both sides!!!
Techmike: Are you serous?
Wobble Bass: SHE SEROUS!
Jessica: IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REGAIN MY LOST PRIDE!!!
Techmike: But I don-
Jessica: NOW COME ON! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT!
Techmike: what?
Jessica: NGAHHHH!!!
Techmike: ok. ok.
(Jessica is letting you make the first attack.)
*Act ( Attack)
Techmike: alright here I go, gonna give you the shoopwhooppidiewap.
(Tech took to swing at JESSICA with all your might. (You did no damage to her but you did lose hp 10 HP as you broke you hand on her shoulder with a crack sound.)
Techmike: ... *with wide eyes as he look at his hand which is bent at 90 degrees sideways* aaahhhhh!!!! (battle mode ends)
Wobble Bass & Chadablook: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Jessica: .... S***.