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*and they continue their way east then south as tech turn on the lanterns (x3 lanterns turn on -15 mana) as they are heading east trail to the next lantern (BATTLE MODE)
*Bobbygg and Joshua appear.
*tech and richkid look each other.
Techmike: We know what to do right?
Richkid: Yoo, you bet we do.
*Techmike Act
Techmike: derp. *with that derp look on his face*
*he does not hug Bobbygg. It appreciates his respect of it's boundaries.
*Richkid Act
Richkid: Yoo, you need cleaning?
Daffy: Quack
Joshua: Daffy means yes* pulls out a srubbrush and bucket with soap and water*
*richkid cleans him*
Bobsbygg: roar.
*as tech & rich doges the soupy attacks and magic pellets*
*Techmike spares Bobsbygg
*Richkid spares Joshua
(BATTLE MODE ENDS)( YOU WON!)(Your team earned 0XP and 45 G)
*they head east to the next lantern (-5 mana) then went north path to the final lantern to the right but to the left trail is... a broken echoflower?*
Richkid: Yoo, look somebody broke one of echoflower?* as he goes to look at the broken plant* I wonder what happen?
Techmike: who know? I guess some messages can't be told. (for now) * he head to the final lantern
Richkid: huh? * he catches up with tech*
*they head to the last lantern (-5mana) and a LOZ sound can be heard with a HOTEL ROOM KEY 504 landing into tech hand*
Techmike & Richkid:...
Techmike: this is... ne-
Richkid: Yoo!! You got a key, I wonder what door it can open.
Techmike: maybe one of the BTT hotel rooms? Welp let keep going.
*they head north to a exit out of this dark part of the cave to a water which is shallow to their feet for a bit then they over the other side and their a another echo flower and a bench
Richkid: yoo what thing in your mouth?
Techmike: Oh s***, I didn't realized I still had this in my mouth.
*a hour later they went to up to the flower to hear what it has to say.*
Echo flower1: Behind you. *it's Jessica voice witch made them froze for a sec*
Techmike: she behind us? *he internally screaming*
Richkid: Yoo, I bet she is! * with exited look on his face*
*then they slowing turn around to see her watching them*
Techmike: well s***.
as she walking slower closer, closer and closer to tech then stop 40 ft away
Techmike:... *derp look on his face*
Ridkid:... *he too shocked say anything as he looking at his idol*
Jessica: ....
Techmike: derp...
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: uh...*derp look on his face*
Jessica: Seven human souls.
Techmike:... *confused look on his face.
Jessica: With the power of seven human souls, our king...
Techmike: derp.
Jessica: ... King PATRICK Dreemurr... will become a god.
Techmike:... what?
Ridkid: Yoo!! so awesome!!!
Jessica: Hey let me talk!
Techmike & Richkid: ok...
Jessica: *ahem* With that power, PATRICK can finally shatter the barrier. He will finally take the surface back from humanity...
Techmike: *with a derp look on his face* um I don't think that's a good idea.
Jessica: ...And give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured .
Techmike: a solar I heard said that revenge doesn't solve anything.
Jessica: ... Understand, human?
Techmike: it's techmike.
Jessica: This is your only chance at redemption.
Techmike: uh...what? *with a confused look on his face*
Jessica: Give up your soul...
Techmike: .... NO NO NO! NOPE NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN! NOPE!!!
Jessica: I guess I have tear it from your body.
Techmike: NO!
*she get into a charging position*
Techmike: no, NO! *shaking his head*
*she make a spear appear*
Techmike: F*** she is.
*she take a step and tech about activated his shield spell (-30 Mana) as charging at him at full speed then stop as Richkid step in between them saying
Ridkid: Wait!!! Jessica!!! I'll help you fight!!!
Techmike: really?
*as richkid is looking at tech then Jessica then back to tech*
Ridkid: she my idol.
*she grab him as it made squeaky sound*
Ridkid: H-hey! *as he being dragged away* You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you Jessica?
(Richkid left the team)
Techmike: welp all alone again *in a music tune* du du dud du. *he grabs a MONSTER DEW from out from the bench, sit down and drinks it*
*the echo flower records tech song*
Techmike:..
*he get up and check the tall grass* (+20 G, and a PENCIL)
*he head to the trail he didn't at first, heading north their weird floating orbs and echoflowers everywhere on this trail*
Techmike: derp.
*he goes to read what the sign says*
(However... There is a prophecy. The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface... They will return. And the underground will go empty.
Techmike:... derp.
*he head east to a bridge then head across but stop at the end to hear a familiar voice
Richkid: Yo!
*he turn around to see richkid*
Techmike: yeah what is it kid?
*he take a step then few more then walk up to tech then he look north then back to tech but then techmike look north then back richkid
Richkid: Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
Techmike: but you still came with me.
Richkid: I wanna ask you something.
Techmike: alright what do you want ask me about?
Richkid: ... Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
Techmike: Just tell me what you want to ask kid. I'm still middle of running away from Jessica.
Richkid: Umm...
Techmike: Just get on with it and ask what on your mind.
Richkid: Yo... Haha.
Techmike: I don't have all day.
Richkid: ... well, I know it now, I mean... Um... Jessica told me, um, "stay away from that human with magic powers."
Techmike: ...*with a derp look on his face* do I look dangerous to you?
Richkid: ... No...I don't know ... So, like, ummm...
Techmike: ...
Richkid: I guess that make us that makes us enemies or something. But I kinda stink at that, haha.
Techmike: OMFG... *rubbing his eyes in frustration* I'm not gonna fight you...
Richkid: Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
Techmike: *with serous look on his face* No... Your my homie.
Richkid: Please?
Techmike: ....Nope.
Richkid: Yo, what?
Techmike: No... *he put hand on richkid shoulder* look kid I don't want to be "mean" and I'm really nice guy. I'm not... I'm not a bad guy here.
Richkid: So I have to do it?
Techmike: what?*with confused look on his face*
Richkid: Here goes nothing... Yo, I... I think you smell like ass.
Techmike: ... is that your best insult? *he wasn't even fazed with that insult*
Richkid: ... Man, I... I'm such a turd.
Techmike: kid you should probably go home.
Richkid: I'm... Ok I'll just head home now.
*Richkid walks back slowly then stop as they stared at each other for a bit then turn around spiriting back but then he slips off the bridge but he bite on the ledge.
Richkid: *with mouth on the ledge he* Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
Techmike: KID! *With concerned look on his face, he head to richkid. As he does he see Jessica on the bridge* I don't have time for you right now!!!
*she take a step closer and she put away her spear*
Techmike: don't worry kid I'll get you up. *he grab him by his mouth which didn't realize he has sharp teeth (-5hp) AAAAHHH F***! Ow, don't worry I got you ooouououoowwwww that gonna hurt for awhile*as he deal with the pain (-5hp) and pull him up to safety*
*she take another step as tech finally get richkid from the ledge*
*as tech go to grab some gaze form his first aid kit that was in his bike bag to wrap his hand, richkid saw Jessica getting closer and he step in front of tech looking at Jessica*
Techmike: kid what are you doing?
Richkid: Y... y... yo... dude... If... If y-you wanna hurt my friend... You're gonna have to get through me, first.
*as she back away then leaves*
Techmike: kid yo-
Richkid: She's gone... Yo, you really saved my skin. Guess being enemies was just a nice thought, haha. We'll just have to be friends instead
Techmike: Yeah being Friends is waay better than enemies. Also we kick butt in those battles.
Richkid: Haha yeah we did ... man, I should REALLY go home...
Techmike: yeah by now your parents are probably going "bonkers" looking for ya. ha
Richkid: I well I should go now
Techmike: see later kid.
*as richkid took a few step then look back to tech*
Richkid: Later, cool ninja wizard dude! *then head off to snowdine*
*techmike smiles as said that then head east to another bridge but smaller than the last one he crosses it to a trail heading to a tunnel to the north before he entered it he look up but barely see do to the artificial sun but he can see silhouette of someone on top of this mountain*
Techmike: dame that sun isn't as hot as the real one but it sure blinding. *he put on his sunglasses and see it's Jessica holding her 50 cal sniper rifle in her hands*
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: what?
Jessica: Seven! Seven human souls, and King Pa-
Techmike: And King PATRICK will become a *jazz hands* god, I heard this before why are telling me this?
Jessica: *as she turn to the side* Six. That's how many we have collected thus far.
Techmike: And except me to just give you my soul, f*** that!
Jessica: you clearly don't understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.
Techmike: technically this world already been transformed. (looking at the readers for a sec then back to Jessica.)
Jessica: First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... *as she turn to tech* I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...
Techmike: Boooooring.
Jessica: ... No, you know what? SCREW IT!!!! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
Techmike: dead man last wish? *shrugs*
Jessica: NGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *as everything went to white*
Techmike: oh god not the blinding white again!!!
*then the white disappeared and her helmet is gone and could see her long brown & red hair but couldn't see her face then she lightly turn to tech with a flash in her blue eyes then turn fully around with face form a old movie creature of the black lagoon but has fin ears hair and she has yellow skin and she has an angry look her face.*
Jessica: YOU!
Techmike: derp. *with a derp look on his face*
Jessica: You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Jenna's history books made me think humans were cool... with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
Techmike: umm no we don't have giant robots but and even if their were giant robots it probably be owed by the government hidden some underground bunker. And Flowery swordswomen?!? would these "history books" be maybe be a manga book?
Jessica: ... BUT YOU? You're just a coward!
Techmike: *with eyes wide and a long gasp*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again! *with a angry look on her face* You keep interrupting me when I try to talk. And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-schtick!
Techmike: ......ok now I'm lost?
Jessica: *with sharp teeth smile* Oooh! I'm making such difference by hugging random strangers!
Techmike: derp. *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
Techmike: Kindness?
Jessica: IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, Techmike!
Techmike: No thank, I'm fine being alive.
Jessica: Your continued existence is a crime!
Techmike: Well that just F***ing ludicrous!!!
Jessica: ludicrous? ha! Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together!
Techmike: *derp look on his face* ...
Jessica: Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. *she has an angry look her face* When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! *she has a more serious look to her now* Now, Techmike! let's end this, right here, right now.
Techmike: *with serious look too* I tired running of anyways, and all want to do head home and I will. No matter what.
Jessica: I'll show you how determined monsters can be! *taking aim with her 50 cal* Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
Techmike: *smile* I guess I should give it my all then ha,*with a serious look as he pull out his UPGRADED CROWBAR BG/S* let's get this over with.
*a saving star appeared back on the trail be hind him with a ender chest*
Techmike: *he put his pointer finger up* just one min Jessica and we will fight.
Jessica: I'm waiting. but not for long!
*techmike went to the Saving star and touch it.*
(The wind is howling. You're filled with DeDERPmination...)(saved)(HP & MP restored)
*then he head over to the chest to put away some items and take out a few things to help with the battle happening soon, very soon.*
Techmike: alright... *says quietly* on to the next battle.
*he head up to the tunnel*
Jessica: That's it, then...! No more running away! *she fires her 50 cal.*
*tech use spell shield (-30 mana) he blocked the bullet*
Techmike:... *smirks*
Jessica: heh lazerbeam's information never fails, but he still wrong about you being good! HERE I COME TECHMIKE!!!!! *As she lunges foreword at techmike with her magic spear at hand* (MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she stand in front of him with her spear and slash at him but he blocked her with his magic spell but suddenly a greenish aura form around techmike soul and he couldn't move his leg like they were frozen but he could they were fine just an odd glow around him*
Techmike: ...
Jessica: En guarde!
(Jessica attacks!)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: your attacks are too easy.
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: As long you're Green you CAN'T ESCAPE!
Techmike: I can break this spell!
Jessica: You can't break that spell.
Techmike: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! *with wide eyes as he a tempted to move only flailing his arm around and still can't move his legs* S***!
Jessica: Well unless you learn to 'face danger head-on...' You won't last a SECOND against ME!
*techmike block her 4 spear barrage with his shield spell*
(Jessica points heroically towards the sky. )
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: You call that an attack? weak.
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: Weak?! *with a angry look on her face* Then how about THIS!?
*now their 3 rows of 4 spears, one the left,right and the front + another fire with her 50 cal but all blocked with techmike shield spell*
(Jessica draw her finger across her neck. and tech reply back with the bird.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: I had better fights with myself than you.
*The bullets get faster. then she swung her spear at tech. he use his crowbar to block witch made sparks fly*
Jessica: For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending... twice and it's not gonna be a 3rd!
Techmike: ...
*tech blocking spears barrage from the left then the right and one behind then Jessica fire another round with her 50 cal in front of tech winch this time exploded tech's shield but tech remain fine*
Techmike: *with wide eyes* Oh s***!
*(Jessica flashes a menacing smile.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: (D*** it she broke my shield, I don't want waste too much mana or I'll get too tired to fast. I'll just have to block her attack with my crowbar, thank god I got it upgraded a bit) I can take you on without magic Jessica and still win!!! (I'm F***ed)
*the bullets go unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere...magic.)
Techmike: *with a frisk expression* well... this is new.
Jessica: And now, real sunlight is just within our reach!
*4 spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas then turn his body to the left but still took some damage from the magic mini-gun fire winch shoot out mini spears (-20 HP)*
Techmike:...
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: your attack are still weak.
*She doesn't care.*
Jessica: I won't let you snatch it away!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas*
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
*Check
*(JESSICA 8 ATK 2 DEF. The heroine that NEVER gives up.)
Jessica: NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas. then she swung her spar at tech which was block with his crowbar and her spell wore off and doges her fire with the 50 cal*
Techmike: Yes! I'm free!
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Fight
*techmike smack her with the crowbar and temperately paralyzed her (-10 HP to Jessica)
Jessica: you B******! *as she barely can move.*
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike begin running north on a bridge crossing a river that has huge ice cube floating in it. Jessica get back up is on hot pursuit for techmike. (she going faster then tech)
Techmike: oh s***, oh s***, oh S***! *he use his shield spell* (-30 mana)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she swing her spear at tech causing him to go green again with her spell*
.Jessica: You won't get away from me this time!
*(Jessica attacks!)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Your attack are still weak.
*The bullets get faster.*
.Jessica: Honestly, I'm doing you a favor...
*techmike block her 4 spear barrage coming from the front and behind with his shield spell*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Where the challenge?! Aren't you gonna shoot me again?
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: No human has EVER made it past PATRICK! but
Techmike: well I guess I'll be the first then.
*now their 3 rows of 4 spears, one the left coming very slowly while the ones from the right & front, and back were coming fast + another fire with her 50 cal but all blocked with techmike shield spell*
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Your attacks are derped.
*the bullets go unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere again.)
Jessica: Killing you now is an act of mercy!
*tech blocks the spears coming from left & right and front & behind at fast rate, then the mini-gun's mini spears*
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Your AIM derped.
*She doesn't care.*
Jessica: So STOP being so d*** resilient! *furious look on her face*
Techmike: No!
*tech blocks the spears coming from front & right then behind next the left and back to the front, then Jessica go for another swing with her spear block by tech crowbar. Finally her spell wore off and tech doge another spears coming form the left*
Techmike: derp. *derp look on his face*
*Jessica bounces impatiently.*
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike keep running as he make Zoidberg sound and movement to corner that goes east and keep running to see a huge long sign saying welcome- but before he read anymore Jessica caught up to him*
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she swing her spear at tech causing him to go green again with her spell*
Jessica: *ferrous look on her face* You've escaped from me for the LAST time!
Techmike: You can't stop me!
*Jessica attacks!*
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: this battle too easy.
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: Jenna told me humans were determined...
*tech block spears coming the front then the left & right and one trying to trick thinking it was right but it went around to the left to him but it was also blocked*
Techmike: I ain't falling for that one
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Act (Challenge?)
Techmike: I'm running out of ideas to say so... banzanka* with his arm ups & wavy and has that derp look on his face!
Jessica: wha-... *with confused look then back angry look* Quit MESSING around and FIGHT me!!!
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: I see what she meant by that this one is determined!
*tech block spears coming the from all directions then a couple a sneaky ones. both coming form behind heading in front blocked by tech shield spell.
(Jessica draw her finger across her neck.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: ...derp.
*the bullets go unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere again.)
Jessica: But I'm determined too!
*tech block mostly spears coming the from all directions then sneaky one from each directions, and finally she fire her mini spears form her mini-gun with broke tech shield spell but damage. (-15 HP)
*Jessica towers threateningly.*
*Spell (shield spell -30 mana)
Jessica: Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
Techmike: nope. *derp look on his face.
*tech mostly block spears coming the from all directions with his shield spell* (-10 HP)
*(Smell like sushi.)*
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: ...
*the bullets get unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere again.)
Jessica: RIGHT NOW!!!
*tech block mostly spears coming the from all directions and her mini-gun mini spear fires with his shield spell* (-10 HP)
*(Jessica flashes a menacing smile.)
*Item
*tech eats the MOODY BAR. (Your HP was maxed and as well your baked)
Jessica: ... RIGHT .... .... .... NOW!!
*tech block all spears coming the from all directions and her mini-gun mini spear fires with his shield spell*
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Check
*(JESSICA 8 ATK 2 DEF. The heroine that NEVER gives up.)
Jessica: Ha... Ha...
*tech block all spears coming the from the left & right with his shield spell*
*(Jessica flips her spear impatiently.)
Techmike: ...
*the bullets get unfair.*
Jessica: NGAHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU D***!
*tech block most sneaky spears coming the from all directions with his shield spell and blocked her swipe of spear with his crowbar* (-10 HP) *her spell wore off and tech doge her spear*
*(Smells like sushi.)
Techmike: bye.
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*he get to read the sign fully and it says in big words (WELCOME TO HOTLAND) and half way he got a phone call,it is Wobble Bass
Techmike: Hey Wobble.
Wobble Bass: HEY TECHMIKE! WHATS UP!
Techmike: oh nothing much I was running for my LIFE form Jessica *as he turn around to see her standing a distance away waiting for him to get done with his phone call* but then again I got time.
Wobble Bass: WELL THAT GOOD I WAS JUST THINKING... YOU, ME, AND JESSICA SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME!
Techmike: uh? *derp look on his face* I'm not so sure about that.
Wobble Bass: I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE GREAT PALS! LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE LATER!
Techmike: Wobble wait *phone call ended* god d****** I didn't want to but oh well *inhales* f***.
*he continue to run and she on pursuit for him. to an open area and it feel like 75 degrees here and lazerbeam sentry station here, even the snow on the roof but start to melt to see a gray roof and lazerbeam playing on the computer, below their lava the floor is warm
Techmike: d*** it's hot here *he unzip his hoodie to revel his t-shirt which has a smiley with it tongue out and a word derp above it*
*she right behind him he head to the window to get help from lazerbame but he has his headphone on and when lift tech ran around behind the build as Jessica is at the window
Lazerbeam: hey Jessica.
*but she wasn't paying attention as she is chasing tech. lazerbeam then see tech
Lazerbeam: Hey Techmike
Techmike: Hey Lazerbeam, I need-
Jessica: GET BACK HERE!!!
Techmike: Oh s***. *as he head for the bridge
*she chases after him across the bridge to a canyon like area with a workshop, saving star, ender chest, and a water cooler. he look exhausted and sweating and as he turn to see Jessica slowly close to him taking 2 step then says with the look also exhausted
Jessica: Armor... so... hot...
Techmike: 75 degrees here you must be cooking in that armor. *with worried look on his face*
Jessica: But I can't... give up... *as she slowly toward tech*
Techmike: just take off the armor... oh s*** you getting to close.
*she land on tech but manage get her off*
Techmike: hey are you gonna be alright?
*as tech and lazerbaem witch appeared right next to tech look at Jessica as goes unconscious*

Description
*and they continue their way east then south as tech turn on the lanterns (x3 lanterns turn on -15 mana) as they are heading east trail to the next lantern (BATTLE MODE)
*Bobbygg and Joshua appear.
*tech and richkid look each other.
Techmike: We know what to do right?
Richkid: Yoo, you bet we do.
*Techmike Act
Techmike: derp. *with that derp look on his face*
*he does not hug Bobbygg. It appreciates his respect of it's boundaries.
*Richkid Act
Richkid: Yoo, you need cleaning?
Daffy: Quack
Joshua: Daffy means yes* pulls out a srubbrush and bucket with soap and water*
*richkid cleans him*
Bobsbygg: roar.
*as tech & rich doges the soupy attacks and magic pellets*
*Techmike spares Bobsbygg
*Richkid spares Joshua
(BATTLE MODE ENDS)( YOU WON!)(Your team earned 0XP and 45 G)
*they head east to the next lantern (-5 mana) then went north path to the final lantern to the right but to the left trail is... a broken echoflower?*
Richkid: Yoo, look somebody broke one of echoflower?* as he goes to look at the broken plant* I wonder what happen?
Techmike: who know? I guess some messages can't be told. (for now) * he head to the final lantern
Richkid: huh? * he catches up with tech*
*they head to the last lantern (-5mana) and a LOZ sound can be heard with a HOTEL ROOM KEY 504 landing into tech hand*
Techmike & Richkid:...
Techmike: this is... ne-
Richkid: Yoo!! You got a key, I wonder what door it can open.
Techmike: maybe one of the BTT hotel rooms? Welp let keep going.
*they head north to a exit out of this dark part of the cave to a water which is shallow to their feet for a bit then they over the other side and their a another echo flower and a bench
Richkid: yoo what thing in your mouth?
Techmike: Oh s***, I didn't realized I still had this in my mouth.
*a hour later they went to up to the flower to hear what it has to say.*
Echo flower1: Behind you. *it's Jessica voice witch made them froze for a sec*
Techmike: she behind us? *he internally screaming*
Richkid: Yoo, I bet she is! * with exited look on his face*
*then they slowing turn around to see her watching them*
Techmike: well s***.
as she walking slower closer, closer and closer to tech then stop 40 ft away
Techmike:... *derp look on his face*
Ridkid:... *he too shocked say anything as he looking at his idol*
Jessica: ....
Techmike: derp...
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: uh...*derp look on his face*
Jessica: Seven human souls.
Techmike:... *confused look on his face.
Jessica: With the power of seven human souls, our king...
Techmike: derp.
Jessica: ... King PATRICK Dreemurr... will become a god.
Techmike:... what?
Ridkid: Yoo!! so awesome!!!
Jessica: Hey let me talk!
Techmike & Richkid: ok...
Jessica: *ahem* With that power, PATRICK can finally shatter the barrier. He will finally take the surface back from humanity...
Techmike: *with a derp look on his face* um I don't think that's a good idea.
Jessica: ...And give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured .
Techmike: a solar I heard said that revenge doesn't solve anything.
Jessica: ... Understand, human?
Techmike: it's techmike.
Jessica: This is your only chance at redemption.
Techmike: uh...what? *with a confused look on his face*
Jessica: Give up your soul...
Techmike: .... NO NO NO! NOPE NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN! NOPE!!!
Jessica: I guess I have tear it from your body.
Techmike: NO!
*she get into a charging position*
Techmike: no, NO! *shaking his head*
*she make a spear appear*
Techmike: F*** she is.
*she take a step and tech about activated his shield spell (-30 Mana) as charging at him at full speed then stop as Richkid step in between them saying
Ridkid: Wait!!! Jessica!!! I'll help you fight!!!
Techmike: really?
*as richkid is looking at tech then Jessica then back to tech*
Ridkid: she my idol.
*she grab him as it made squeaky sound*
Ridkid: H-hey! *as he being dragged away* You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you Jessica?
(Richkid left the team)
Techmike: welp all alone again *in a music tune* du du dud du. *he grabs a MONSTER DEW from out from the bench, sit down and drinks it*
*the echo flower records tech song*
Techmike:..
*he get up and check the tall grass* (+20 G, and a PENCIL)
*he head to the trail he didn't at first, heading north their weird floating orbs and echoflowers everywhere on this trail*
Techmike: derp.
*he goes to read what the sign says*
(However... There is a prophecy. The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface... They will return. And the underground will go empty.
Techmike:... derp.
*he head east to a bridge then head across but stop at the end to hear a familiar voice
Richkid: Yo!
*he turn around to see richkid*
Techmike: yeah what is it kid?
*he take a step then few more then walk up to tech then he look north then back to tech but then techmike look north then back richkid
Richkid: Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
Techmike: but you still came with me.
Richkid: I wanna ask you something.
Techmike: alright what do you want ask me about?
Richkid: ... Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
Techmike: Just tell me what you want to ask kid. I'm still middle of running away from Jessica.
Richkid: Umm...
Techmike: Just get on with it and ask what on your mind.
Richkid: Yo... Haha.
Techmike: I don't have all day.
Richkid: ... well, I know it now, I mean... Um... Jessica told me, um, "stay away from that human with magic powers."
Techmike: ...*with a derp look on his face* do I look dangerous to you?
Richkid: ... No...I don't know ... So, like, ummm...
Techmike: ...
Richkid: I guess that make us that makes us enemies or something. But I kinda stink at that, haha.
Techmike: OMFG... *rubbing his eyes in frustration* I'm not gonna fight you...
Richkid: Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
Techmike: *with serous look on his face* No... Your my homie.
Richkid: Please?
Techmike: ....Nope.
Richkid: Yo, what?
Techmike: No... *he put hand on richkid shoulder* look kid I don't want to be "mean" and I'm really nice guy. I'm not... I'm not a bad guy here.
Richkid: So I have to do it?
Techmike: what?*with confused look on his face*
Richkid: Here goes nothing... Yo, I... I think you smell like ass.
Techmike: ... is that your best insult? *he wasn't even fazed with that insult*
Richkid: ... Man, I... I'm such a turd.
Techmike: kid you should probably go home.
Richkid: I'm... Ok I'll just head home now.
*Richkid walks back slowly then stop as they stared at each other for a bit then turn around spiriting back but then he slips off the bridge but he bite on the ledge.
Richkid: *with mouth on the ledge he* Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
Techmike: KID! *With concerned look on his face, he head to richkid. As he does he see Jessica on the bridge* I don't have time for you right now!!!
*she take a step closer and she put away her spear*
Techmike: don't worry kid I'll get you up. *he grab him by his mouth which didn't realize he has sharp teeth (-5hp) AAAAHHH F***! Ow, don't worry I got you ooouououoowwwww that gonna hurt for awhile*as he deal with the pain (-5hp) and pull him up to safety*
*she take another step as tech finally get richkid from the ledge*
*as tech go to grab some gaze form his first aid kit that was in his bike bag to wrap his hand, richkid saw Jessica getting closer and he step in front of tech looking at Jessica*
Techmike: kid what are you doing?
Richkid: Y... y... yo... dude... If... If y-you wanna hurt my friend... You're gonna have to get through me, first.
*as she back away then leaves*
Techmike: kid yo-
Richkid: She's gone... Yo, you really saved my skin. Guess being enemies was just a nice thought, haha. We'll just have to be friends instead
Techmike: Yeah being Friends is waay better than enemies. Also we kick butt in those battles.
Richkid: Haha yeah we did ... man, I should REALLY go home...
Techmike: yeah by now your parents are probably going "bonkers" looking for ya. ha
Richkid: I well I should go now
Techmike: see later kid.
*as richkid took a few step then look back to tech*
Richkid: Later, cool ninja wizard dude! *then head off to snowdine*
*techmike smiles as said that then head east to another bridge but smaller than the last one he crosses it to a trail heading to a tunnel to the north before he entered it he look up but barely see do to the artificial sun but he can see silhouette of someone on top of this mountain*
Techmike: dame that sun isn't as hot as the real one but it sure blinding. *he put on his sunglasses and see it's Jessica holding her 50 cal sniper rifle in her hands*
Jessica: Seven.
Techmike: what?
Jessica: Seven! Seven human souls, and King Pa-
Techmike: And King PATRICK will become a *jazz hands* god, I heard this before why are telling me this?
Jessica: *as she turn to the side* Six. That's how many we have collected thus far.
Techmike: And except me to just give you my soul, f*** that!
Jessica: you clearly don't understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.
Techmike: technically this world already been transformed. (looking at the readers for a sec then back to Jessica.)
Jessica: First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... *as she turn to tech* I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago...
Techmike: Boooooring.
Jessica: ... No, you know what? SCREW IT!!!! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
Techmike: dead man last wish? *shrugs*
Jessica: NGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *as everything went to white*
Techmike: oh god not the blinding white again!!!
*then the white disappeared and her helmet is gone and could see her long brown & red hair but couldn't see her face then she lightly turn to tech with a flash in her blue eyes then turn fully around with face form a old movie creature of the black lagoon but has fin ears hair and she has yellow skin and she has an angry look her face.*
Jessica: YOU!
Techmike: derp. *with a derp look on his face*
Jessica: You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Jenna's history books made me think humans were cool... with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
Techmike: umm no we don't have giant robots but and even if their were giant robots it probably be owed by the government hidden some underground bunker. And Flowery swordswomen?!? would these "history books" be maybe be a manga book?
Jessica: ... BUT YOU? You're just a coward!
Techmike: *with eyes wide and a long gasp*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again! *with a angry look on her face* You keep interrupting me when I try to talk. And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-schtick!
Techmike: ......ok now I'm lost?
Jessica: *with sharp teeth smile* Oooh! I'm making such difference by hugging random strangers!
Techmike: derp. *derp look on his face*
Jessica: *with squinted eyes* You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
Techmike: Kindness?
Jessica: IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, Techmike!
Techmike: No thank, I'm fine being alive.
Jessica: Your continued existence is a crime!
Techmike: Well that just F***ing ludicrous!!!
Jessica: ludicrous? ha! Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together!
Techmike: *derp look on his face* ...
Jessica: Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. *she has an angry look her face* When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! *she has a more serious look to her now* Now, Techmike! let's end this, right here, right now.
Techmike: *with serious look too* I tired running of anyways, and all want to do head home and I will. No matter what.
Jessica: I'll show you how determined monsters can be! *taking aim with her 50 cal* Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
Techmike: *smile* I guess I should give it my all then ha,*with a serious look as he pull out his UPGRADED CROWBAR BG/S* let's get this over with.
*a saving star appeared back on the trail be hind him with a ender chest*
Techmike: *he put his pointer finger up* just one min Jessica and we will fight.
Jessica: I'm waiting. but not for long!
*techmike went to the Saving star and touch it.*
(The wind is howling. You're filled with DeDERPmination...)(saved)(HP & MP restored)
*then he head over to the chest to put away some items and take out a few things to help with the battle happening soon, very soon.*
Techmike: alright... *says quietly* on to the next battle.
*he head up to the tunnel*
Jessica: That's it, then...! No more running away! *she fires her 50 cal.*
*tech use spell shield (-30 mana) he blocked the bullet*
Techmike:... *smirks*
Jessica: heh lazerbeam's information never fails, but he still wrong about you being good! HERE I COME TECHMIKE!!!!! *As she lunges foreword at techmike with her magic spear at hand* (MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she stand in front of him with her spear and slash at him but he blocked her with his magic spell but suddenly a greenish aura form around techmike soul and he couldn't move his leg like they were frozen but he could they were fine just an odd glow around him*
Techmike: ...
Jessica: En guarde!
(Jessica attacks!)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: your attacks are too easy.
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: As long you're Green you CAN'T ESCAPE!
Techmike: I can break this spell!
Jessica: You can't break that spell.
Techmike: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! *with wide eyes as he a tempted to move only flailing his arm around and still can't move his legs* S***!
Jessica: Well unless you learn to 'face danger head-on...' You won't last a SECOND against ME!
*techmike block her 4 spear barrage with his shield spell*
(Jessica points heroically towards the sky. )
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: You call that an attack? weak.
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: Weak?! *with a angry look on her face* Then how about THIS!?
*now their 3 rows of 4 spears, one the left,right and the front + another fire with her 50 cal but all blocked with techmike shield spell*
(Jessica draw her finger across her neck. and tech reply back with the bird.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: I had better fights with myself than you.
*The bullets get faster. then she swung her spear at tech. he use his crowbar to block witch made sparks fly*
Jessica: For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending... twice and it's not gonna be a 3rd!
Techmike: ...
*tech blocking spears barrage from the left then the right and one behind then Jessica fire another round with her 50 cal in front of tech winch this time exploded tech's shield but tech remain fine*
Techmike: *with wide eyes* Oh s***!
*(Jessica flashes a menacing smile.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: (D*** it she broke my shield, I don't want waste too much mana or I'll get too tired to fast. I'll just have to block her attack with my crowbar, thank god I got it upgraded a bit) I can take you on without magic Jessica and still win!!! (I'm F***ed)
*the bullets go unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere...magic.)
Techmike: *with a frisk expression* well... this is new.
Jessica: And now, real sunlight is just within our reach!
*4 spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas then turn his body to the left but still took some damage from the magic mini-gun fire winch shoot out mini spears (-20 HP)*
Techmike:...
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: your attack are still weak.
*She doesn't care.*
Jessica: I won't let you snatch it away!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas*
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
*Check
*(JESSICA 8 ATK 2 DEF. The heroine that NEVER gives up.)
Jessica: NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
*more spears in each row were coming every directions at a time, very fast. tech smacks them all with crowbar with spears flying off into different areas. then she swung her spar at tech which was block with his crowbar and her spell wore off and doges her fire with the 50 cal*
Techmike: Yes! I'm free!
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Fight
*techmike smack her with the crowbar and temperately paralyzed her (-10 HP to Jessica)
Jessica: you B******! *as she barely can move.*
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike begin running north on a bridge crossing a river that has huge ice cube floating in it. Jessica get back up is on hot pursuit for techmike. (she going faster then tech)
Techmike: oh s***, oh s***, oh S***! *he use his shield spell* (-30 mana)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she swing her spear at tech causing him to go green again with her spell*
.Jessica: You won't get away from me this time!
*(Jessica attacks!)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Your attack are still weak.
*The bullets get faster.*
.Jessica: Honestly, I'm doing you a favor...
*techmike block her 4 spear barrage coming from the front and behind with his shield spell*
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Where the challenge?! Aren't you gonna shoot me again?
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: No human has EVER made it past PATRICK! but
Techmike: well I guess I'll be the first then.
*now their 3 rows of 4 spears, one the left coming very slowly while the ones from the right & front, and back were coming fast + another fire with her 50 cal but all blocked with techmike shield spell*
*(Jessica towers threateningly.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Your attacks are derped.
*the bullets go unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere again.)
Jessica: Killing you now is an act of mercy!
*tech blocks the spears coming from left & right and front & behind at fast rate, then the mini-gun's mini spears*
*(Jessica flips her spear Impatiently.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: Your AIM derped.
*She doesn't care.*
Jessica: So STOP being so d*** resilient! *furious look on her face*
Techmike: No!
*tech blocks the spears coming from front & right then behind next the left and back to the front, then Jessica go for another swing with her spear block by tech crowbar. Finally her spell wore off and tech doge another spears coming form the left*
Techmike: derp. *derp look on his face*
*Jessica bounces impatiently.*
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*techmike keep running as he make Zoidberg sound and movement to corner that goes east and keep running to see a huge long sign saying welcome- but before he read anymore Jessica caught up to him*
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE)
*she swing her spear at tech causing him to go green again with her spell*
Jessica: *ferrous look on her face* You've escaped from me for the LAST time!
Techmike: You can't stop me!
*Jessica attacks!*
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: this battle too easy.
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: Jenna told me humans were determined...
*tech block spears coming the front then the left & right and one trying to trick thinking it was right but it went around to the left to him but it was also blocked*
Techmike: I ain't falling for that one
*(Jessica hold her fist in front of here and shakes her head)
*Act (Challenge?)
Techmike: I'm running out of ideas to say so... banzanka* with his arm ups & wavy and has that derp look on his face!
Jessica: wha-... *with confused look then back angry look* Quit MESSING around and FIGHT me!!!
*The bullets get faster.*
Jessica: I see what she meant by that this one is determined!
*tech block spears coming the from all directions then a couple a sneaky ones. both coming form behind heading in front blocked by tech shield spell.
(Jessica draw her finger across her neck.)
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: ...derp.
*the bullets go unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere again.)
Jessica: But I'm determined too!
*tech block mostly spears coming the from all directions then sneaky one from each directions, and finally she fire her mini spears form her mini-gun with broke tech shield spell but damage. (-15 HP)
*Jessica towers threateningly.*
*Spell (shield spell -30 mana)
Jessica: Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
Techmike: nope. *derp look on his face.
*tech mostly block spears coming the from all directions with his shield spell* (-10 HP)
*(Smell like sushi.)*
*Act (Challenge)
Techmike: ...
*the bullets get unfair.* (she make a mini-gun appear out of nowhere again.)
Jessica: RIGHT NOW!!!
*tech block mostly spears coming the from all directions and her mini-gun mini spear fires with his shield spell* (-10 HP)
*(Jessica flashes a menacing smile.)
*Item
*tech eats the MOODY BAR. (Your HP was maxed and as well your baked)
Jessica: ... RIGHT .... .... .... NOW!!
*tech block all spears coming the from all directions and her mini-gun mini spear fires with his shield spell*
*(Jessica points heroically towards the sky.)
*Check
*(JESSICA 8 ATK 2 DEF. The heroine that NEVER gives up.)
Jessica: Ha... Ha...
*tech block all spears coming the from the left & right with his shield spell*
*(Jessica flips her spear impatiently.)
Techmike: ...
*the bullets get unfair.*
Jessica: NGAHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU D***!
*tech block most sneaky spears coming the from all directions with his shield spell and blocked her swipe of spear with his crowbar* (-10 HP) *her spell wore off and tech doge her spear*
*(Smells like sushi.)
Techmike: bye.
*Flee
*techmike making a Zoidberg sound and movement as he flees*
*(Escaped...)
(MINI BOSS BATTLE MODE ends)
*he get to read the sign fully and it says in big words (WELCOME TO HOTLAND) and half way he got a phone call,it is Wobble Bass
Techmike: Hey Wobble.
Wobble Bass: HEY TECHMIKE! WHATS UP!
Techmike: oh nothing much I was running for my LIFE form Jessica *as he turn around to see her standing a distance away waiting for him to get done with his phone call* but then again I got time.
Wobble Bass: WELL THAT GOOD I WAS JUST THINKING... YOU, ME, AND JESSICA SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME!
Techmike: uh? *derp look on his face* I'm not so sure about that.
Wobble Bass: I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE GREAT PALS! LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE LATER!
Techmike: Wobble wait *phone call ended* god d****** I didn't want to but oh well *inhales* f***.
*he continue to run and she on pursuit for him. to an open area and it feel like 75 degrees here and lazerbeam sentry station here, even the snow on the roof but start to melt to see a gray roof and lazerbeam playing on the computer, below their lava the floor is warm
Techmike: d*** it's hot here *he unzip his hoodie to revel his t-shirt which has a smiley with it tongue out and a word derp above it*
*she right behind him he head to the window to get help from lazerbame but he has his headphone on and when lift tech ran around behind the build as Jessica is at the window
Lazerbeam: hey Jessica.
*but she wasn't paying attention as she is chasing tech. lazerbeam then see tech
Lazerbeam: Hey Techmike
Techmike: Hey Lazerbeam, I need-
Jessica: GET BACK HERE!!!
Techmike: Oh s***. *as he head for the bridge
*she chases after him across the bridge to a canyon like area with a workshop, saving star, ender chest, and a water cooler. he look exhausted and sweating and as he turn to see Jessica slowly close to him taking 2 step then says with the look also exhausted
Jessica: Armor... so... hot...
Techmike: 75 degrees here you must be cooking in that armor. *with worried look on his face*
Jessica: But I can't... give up... *as she slowly toward tech*
Techmike: just take off the armor... oh s*** you getting to close.
*she land on tech but manage get her off*
Techmike: hey are you gonna be alright?
*as tech and lazerbaem witch appeared right next to tech look at Jessica as goes unconscious*