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The-Almighty-Invader — Invader Bri
Published: 2011-03-20 18:46:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 167; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 2
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An Irken invader named Bri. She uses a hologram projector to project her disguise like Tak.GIFT.
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Shes not a human. Shes not a human. shes an invader.
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No. lookit me. im talking! HAHAHAA!
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i cant hear you though. you're typing.
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Well maybe im saying what im typing.
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well i cant hear you saying what your typing.
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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TOUCHING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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0-0 (takes out a stick and pokes you) IM not touching you. the stick is. 0-0
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*snaps the stick in half* DO NOT POKE, TOUCH, SLAP, KICK, OR ANYTHING ELSE WITH ANYTHING INCLUDING CLAWS, HANDS, STICKS, GLOVES, ECT.
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O-O oh yah? Whos gonna sTop me?!
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I WILL WITH MY ARMY OF LIZARDS AND KIR!!
Kir: must you bring me into this? cant i just annoy my brother in peace?
me: no. not yet, anyway.
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Lizards? and Kir? Whos to say she even WANTS to?! i mean... she doesnt, right? if she does, ima run away now... or try to fight her...
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trying to fight her is like asking for death.
Kir: *looks up from shining the claws on her Shearletra, Nuru (Shearletra is like a dragon-horse-lizard creature used for war)* it's true. it IS asking for death. and i never turn down a chance to kill Irkens.
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0-0 ummm... (takes out PAK legs) I am... zim? O.o
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Kir: are you trying to run away, or are you challenging me?
me: should i get the popcorn?
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Kir: let me know when you have a brain to decide with. *goes back to polishing Nuru's claws*
me: so...i shoudln't get the popcorn?
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......
Kir: *yawns* this is gonna take a while...
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0-0 (thinking) yep... BATTLE!!! but if im losing, then I'll leave.
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Kir: *looks up* this is, what, the third time you've faught me? and i've won each time. what are the odds that you'd win THIS time? *gets up and grabs laser*
me: I GOTTA GET THE POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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according to my calculations, theres a .07 chance that I will win. I HAVE A CHANCE!!!
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Kir: less than one percent chance. *punches you in the face...hard*
me:
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(goes flying into a tree) OW! (gets back up and takes out a sword thingy out)
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me: woohoo!! swords!! but it's not Nico's sword!! darn it.
Kir: *shots a laser at you*
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(blocks it with sword) hey. IT ACTUALLY WORK- (gets hit by a second one) WAUGH!
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Kir: *sneaks up behind you and holds laser to your head while taking the sword and holding it to your neck* give in yet?
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Kir: I WANT REAL WORDS, NOT BUT STUPID MUMBLING!!
me: i think she was in charge of a few armies in the past..
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Kir: *growls and pushes sword closer* if you give up, nod your head.
me: XP
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(reluctantly shakes head no)
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Kir: *tightens grip on the laser's tricker* are you sure about that?
me: uhhh....dude, you;re better off giving up...Kir's killed before, and i dont think she'd hesatate to kill again.....
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Kir: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MUMMBLING!!!
me: okay, Kir....i think that's enough....
Kir: didn't i say once that when a chance comes to kill an Irken, i wont back down?
me: yes, but there are more Irkens....like Tallest Purple!! im sure he's stupid enough to not know a Daten when he see's one...and he's one of the leaders....
Kir: tempting.....but he hasn't annoyed me as much.
me: i heard him call the Daten race a race of morons with big heads and brains too small for a dust molaclue to sit on.
Kir: Im gonna him. *walks off to kill Purple*
me: consider yourself lucky im feeling nice, and getting her away from you.
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(shivers) but at least i didnt back down!
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because you were too afriad it would hurt your 'pride'. it's backdown or die, and sometimes it's best to backdown.
wow, that was SUCH an Annabeth moment...
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Uhhh... yeeeaaa... whatever. I still didnt have to back down!!!
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IF I WEREN'T HERE, YOU WOULD'VE!!
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so? you WERE. thats all that's interesting to me right now.
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sure. now i must go to Target for reasons i do not know.
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only to buy flashlights. apparently my mom WANTS a hurricane to hit Florida before we move. i DONT want a hurricane. *sigh* i have an INSANE family......fun, but insane. XP
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Why would she WANT THAT?!
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i really dont know. i just dont know.
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