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Published: 2021-01-18 00:37:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 5643; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 0
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Firmware Update In Progress!
Captured by the immortal Professor, Nevv undergoes a strange procedure. The Professor explains that her body carries millions of tiny machines called heterophages. Created just before the cataclysmic, civilization-ending events that led to the near extinction of the human race, and introduced into the human gene pool in the wake of the Aftermath, the Professor says the heterophages are responsible for the extreme biochemical and physiological adaptions that are occurring in her generation. Now, it's time to update the heterophages' firmware and unlock the next set of adaptations. Welcome to the beginning of Book 2 of Armageddon Express!
Wait. You've never heard of Armageddon Express?
It's a post-apocalyptic adventure/comedy/musical/mystery with bicycles, classic 80's hits, muscles, broccoli, goons, and lots of four-letter-words that sound like obscenities, but aren't.
Confused? Think Mad Max meets Mama Mia! in a bar, they hook up, and nine months later their love child is Napoleon Dynamite.
Yeah, it's kinda like that.
Book 1 of Armageddon Express is available NOW in print and digital versions at Blurb.com and Book 2 is coming soon!
