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Published: 2003-10-22 05:46:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1343; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 144
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"It's warm....It's fuzzy....
It's soft...
...and it's coming to a planet near you!
These gentle adorable creatures, discovered playing in the outer rings of Judos 4, can be yours in a matter of minutes! As soon as they agree to the working contract of your household and this company's (Planetary Pets and More! (tm)), you can take these bundles of fur home for your very own!
See them pounce and bat at small round objects! Hear them coo and purr when you stroke their fine fur! Order a month later, and they even do your taxes and drop the kids off to school!
Preorder now for the natural species, our operators are standing by. Please call 1-800-FUZ-MEEE!"
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Comments: 69
silentillusion In reply to ??? [2003-10-22 07:01:22 +0000 UTC]
They'll even drop my kids off at school? Damn....
I NEED TO GO HAVE KIDS! It's so cute, must... Huggit...
Aaaaaaah!
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tommychan In reply to silentillusion [2003-10-22 09:00:04 +0000 UTC]
haha thanks
they are very maternal, and we still can't find out if which is male and which is female. o.O
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silentillusion In reply to tommychan [2003-10-22 20:00:53 +0000 UTC]
Are they both male and female? :-D j/k
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tommychan In reply to silentillusion [2003-10-23 08:23:28 +0000 UTC]
haha.....maybe i'll just make them all female.
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tommychan In reply to kainbloodlust [2003-10-22 06:56:07 +0000 UTC]
hehe.....it's only $100000000000000000000000000000 each.
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kainbloodlust In reply to tommychan [2003-10-22 11:33:02 +0000 UTC]
*cries* But I'm poor! I have this computer, some ink, and a cat!
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tommychan In reply to kainbloodlust [2003-10-22 19:29:56 +0000 UTC]
hm.....trade me the cat and 50 cents. =^__^=
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kainbloodlust In reply to tommychan [2003-10-22 20:53:07 +0000 UTC]
*hugs cat* Stay away from my cat! She's just the cutest ^__^
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tommychan In reply to kainbloodlust [2003-10-23 08:19:11 +0000 UTC]
heheh.....i would love to own a cat one day. =3
"hereee kitty kitty kittyy---"
"..RRAWRRR!!"
"AHHHhhhhhHHHHH!!!"
*get shredded to bits*
O.o
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kainbloodlust In reply to tommychan [2003-10-23 08:46:22 +0000 UTC]
They're I a great source of food....
Er..
I mean...er.. Body heat.. Yes that's the one *looks around*
Nah it's cool, I only eat people ^__^
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tommychan In reply to kainbloodlust [2003-10-23 22:15:18 +0000 UTC]
ah that's good....at least they are safe.
wait....PEOPLE!?
um...yeah, i'm um....i'm a talking cat. i'm not a people.
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kainbloodlust In reply to tommychan [2003-10-24 06:52:34 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, them people sure are tasty *licks lips*
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tigrelustre316 [2003-10-22 05:49:10 +0000 UTC]
oh soft and blue... its so cute! you did a really nice job!
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tommychan In reply to tigrelustre316 [2003-10-22 06:56:51 +0000 UTC]
thank you tigrelustre
i'll give this one for you at a discount of 50%. that'll be $1000000000.
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tigrelustre316 In reply to tommychan [2003-10-22 21:05:50 +0000 UTC]
oh your a salese man huh!
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tommychan In reply to tigrelustre316 [2003-10-23 08:17:43 +0000 UTC]
yup....hey, galactically rare species are in demand!
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tigrelustre316 In reply to tommychan [2003-10-23 21:39:37 +0000 UTC]
yes... i want a puppy too
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