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Erik, Erik, Erik. Friend of mine since 3rd grade, got held back in 7th because of things like this. He BS'd his way through all of this. I asked if I could take it home to scan it. Doesn't he have an awesome signature?
Questions 7 through 11 are my favorite. xD
Question 8 is obviously the star here. It reads:

"The cutoff test dates back to caveman days. It was primarily used to distinguish a sleeping animal from an animal corpse. A caveman would take a makeshift blade (probably made of bone) and actually cut off (hence the name) a limb from the animal and then proceed to beat the animal with the limb to ensure death."

Disclaimer: I do not claim to be Erik. Please don't be stupid and claim the identity of Erik. He's an idiot and will get nowhere in life. xD

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Erik, Erik, Erik. Friend of mine since 3rd grade, got held back in 7th because of things like this. He BS'd his way through all of this. I asked if I could take it home to scan it. Doesn't he have an awesome signature?
Questions 7 through 11 are my favorite. xD
Question 8 is obviously the star here. It reads:

"The cutoff test dates back to caveman days. It was primarily used to distinguish a sleeping animal from an animal corpse. A caveman would take a makeshift blade (probably made of bone) and actually cut off (hence the name) a limb from the animal and then proceed to beat the animal with the limb to ensure death."

Disclaimer: I do not claim to be Erik. Please don't be stupid and claim the identity of Erik. He's an idiot and will get nowhere in life. xD