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Published: 2015-01-05 06:25:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 4380; Favourites: 84; Downloads: 37
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Description I'm sorry, I couldn't avoid this idea

This is a quickly view about a certain project that I wanted to do. I'm a veterinarian (as some of you may know) and we study parasites, bacteries and fungis with their lifecycles. Is the way that we can get a diagnosis and a treatment. Well, here on internet we have a similar problem. I'm talking about the trolls.

Who didn't have a problem with trolls on internet? It's strange, but when you're a mature artist, you'll get more trolls because your "lack of anatomy knowledge, because you won't know a woman in your life or because you're a bitch". That's why I offer you this little guide so you can be warned about these parasites on the web.

This is just a joke, experiment or whatever, please don't feel offended!

By my experience, I can tell you that the Troll's LifeCycle start in this way:

1. You work hard in a picture, story, audio, video or whatever. You're pride of that effort and want to share it.
2. You submit it on Internet (we'll talk about DeviantArt since this'll be submitted here first), following the rules of the site and trying to be a regular user (trolls are everywhere, not just here on DA! Remember!)
3. From all the neutral or positive comments, there always'll be a troll. That person'll comment in your work with negative words (let's be fair, there are people who make constructive critique, but a troll always'll give comments like "your works is gross, eew", "you don't know anything about anatomy", "you're a sexist", "you'll never be an artist" and sorta. If you're an mature artist, the situation could be worst.
4. Usually, it is said "don't feed the troll", but let's face it: sometimes you're not in the mood to ignore the stupid comment. So you can reply the comment. It'll be two posible situations:
        5a. The troll'll continue replying your comments with more stupid answers ("your mama", "no, stupid" and sorta) and you can't win. Even if you really win, the troll'll make you feel like if you're on a spiral. If you use logic against them, it won't work. They don't be reasonables.
        5b. The troll'll leave your page, but'll write a journal saying how do you treat him so bad, that you can't accept a critique and that you're the worst sh*t on earth. Haters like him'll arrive to your page, attacking you and offending you. For this stage, the troll can be hidden in his profile page or'll attack you again.
6. The troll'll think a disgusting, unpolite answer to reply you and then... Just block you! Yes, the troll'll block you so you'll be seen as the stupid user that can't get words to the troll, making him as the "winner". And when you'll try to comment to the troll, you can't do it because you'll be blocked.
7. The troll'll "win" this round and'll search for other user to be annoying, spreading the hate.

Did you ever had a situation like this with trolls? I'd love to know it!

So please don't feed the troll, and remember! No matter how many trolls you get, you're doing awesome stuff and dont' give up!
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Comments: 123

Ulla-H In reply to ??? [2015-01-05 06:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha thank you very much! I REALLY have too much experiences with these little fellas and I wanted to do something funny about it 8D

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Grimmijaggers In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 10:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Well you did a great job X3

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Ulla-H In reply to Grimmijaggers [2015-01-07 08:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot! 

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mrgrinmore In reply to ??? [2015-01-05 06:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Or you play a game while they try to debase you with confusing and unbelievable pesters that end up turning out to be true, but all the problems they had with you turn out to be entirely their fault in the first place due to timey-whimey stuff...

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Ulla-H In reply to mrgrinmore [2015-01-05 06:55:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes! They could take some words from your own comments and start a silly war because of that. If you say "today was a horrible day" they can use "horrible" and put in the phrase "you're horrible and you deserve to die!"... ._. That just has no f*cking sense ;o;

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mrgrinmore In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 12:28:00 +0000 UTC]

  I was making a homestuck reference... 

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prfctcellrulz In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 07:02:29 +0000 UTC]

That actually happened to me! Two days ago while playing Pokémon X, one of my so-called "acquaintances", flamed me hard, calling me a scammer and a liar, even saying that I should kill myself! Total inconsideration!

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Ulla-H In reply to prfctcellrulz [2015-01-05 07:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, really? I hate when these guys came from nowhere, but are you ok? 

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prfctcellrulz In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 07:09:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm upset that someone insulted me like that, but overall I'm OK.

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Ulla-H In reply to prfctcellrulz [2015-01-05 07:17:35 +0000 UTC]

It's very natural! Those faggots are unnecesary in this world DX
Glad to know you're fine now! C:

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prfctcellrulz In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 07:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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TexanJoe In reply to ??? [2015-01-05 06:42:17 +0000 UTC]

About sums it up!

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Ulla-H In reply to TexanJoe [2015-01-05 06:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks God I'm not the only one who think that about trolls ;3;!

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LESimmons In reply to ??? [2015-01-05 06:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Cute, and accurate too.

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Ulla-H In reply to LESimmons [2015-01-05 06:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thanks a lot! It's like a reminder, most of the time I want to be reasonable but... Is impossibru! XP

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LESimmons In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 06:41:08 +0000 UTC]

What we need is someone to invent the internet club. When trolls come along, push the button and WHACK! Get 'em even in their own chair.

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Ulla-H In reply to LESimmons [2015-01-05 06:53:18 +0000 UTC]

We should invent the auto-hammer for trolls too, when they start to talk, KAPOW! XP

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Swagmaster6969696954 In reply to ??? [2015-01-05 06:29:59 +0000 UTC]

           (attack on trolls or at least what I want to do to them)

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Ulla-H In reply to Swagmaster6969696954 [2015-01-05 06:37:20 +0000 UTC]

We should have a medicine against them, it is necessary

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wastelanddragon In reply to ??? [2015-01-05 06:28:26 +0000 UTC]

that sums them up lol

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Ulla-H In reply to wastelanddragon [2015-01-05 06:39:51 +0000 UTC]

It's more resumed, I think XP 

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wastelanddragon In reply to Ulla-H [2015-01-05 10:54:12 +0000 UTC]

lol

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