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"Space, Six, Moron, …, LEMONS!, Rattmann…"

"And now, the six merry murderesses of the Aperture Science Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango"

Curiosity:

"You know how people
have these little habits
That gets you down. Like Space.
Space liked to talk about space.
No, not talk. RAMBLE, only about SPACE.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's Space lying
on the couch, watching space ships
and talking to himself. No, not talking,
RAMBLING. So, I said to him,
I said, "You say space one more time…”
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
Into his head."

Fact:

"I met Rick Adventure from
Michigan about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home,
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out:
"Single" he told me. Single, my ass.
Fact: Not only was he married...
Oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those adventurous men, you know.
So that night when he came home from work,
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
Fact: Some guys just can't hold their arsenic."

Chell:
"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Cutting up cake for a snack,
minding my own business.
In storms my husband Wheatley in a jealous rage.
"You been screwing the Adventure core," he says.
He was crazy and he kept on screaming like a moron,
"You been screwing the Adventure core."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!"

Morality:
"… (Not guilty! I‘d never throw Anger into an incinerator! Why won't they listen to me?!)"

Caroline:

"My sister, Gladys and I both worked in a science facility,
and my husband, Cave, was our boss.
Now, for the last test
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row with portals.
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops, and then Cave would always give his speech about lemons.
So this one night before a test the next day, we're down at the office,
the three of us, boozing, having a few laughs and we ran out of lemonade.
So I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Gladys and
Cave… Doing ‘the lemon speech’.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was made to live forever,
I even knew they were dead."

Companion Cube:

"I loved Doug Rattmann more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy... Schizophrenic... a painter.
But he was always trying to find a way to escape.
He'd go out every night
looking for his exit and on the way
he found Chell, GlaDOS, the Turret Wife, and the Storage Cube.
I guess you could say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead."

---

So, me and my friend were talking about Chicago again after another friend mentioned how another friend belonged in the 1930s as a flapper (Don't ask, lol.), and I got inspired listening to Cell Block Tango again; It was my favorite song in the whole movie. Lol~
AND YES, I TRIED RATTMANN'S STYLE AGAIN. FAILISHLY.

Original song here: [link]

Made with deviantART muro

Description
"Space, Six, Moron, …, LEMONS!, Rattmann…"

"And now, the six merry murderesses of the Aperture Science Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango"

Curiosity:

"You know how people
have these little habits
That gets you down. Like Space.
Space liked to talk about space.
No, not talk. RAMBLE, only about SPACE.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's Space lying
on the couch, watching space ships
and talking to himself. No, not talking,
RAMBLING. So, I said to him,
I said, "You say space one more time…”
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
Into his head."

Fact:

"I met Rick Adventure from
Michigan about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home,
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out:
"Single" he told me. Single, my ass.
Fact: Not only was he married...
Oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those adventurous men, you know.
So that night when he came home from work,
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
Fact: Some guys just can't hold their arsenic."

Chell:
"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Cutting up cake for a snack,
minding my own business.
In storms my husband Wheatley in a jealous rage.
"You been screwing the Adventure core," he says.
He was crazy and he kept on screaming like a moron,
"You been screwing the Adventure core."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!"

Morality:
"… (Not guilty! I‘d never throw Anger into an incinerator! Why won't they listen to me?!)"

Caroline:

"My sister, Gladys and I both worked in a science facility,
and my husband, Cave, was our boss.
Now, for the last test
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row with portals.
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops, and then Cave would always give his speech about lemons.
So this one night before a test the next day, we're down at the office,
the three of us, boozing, having a few laughs and we ran out of lemonade.
So I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Gladys and
Cave… Doing ‘the lemon speech’.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was made to live forever,
I even knew they were dead."

Companion Cube:

"I loved Doug Rattmann more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy... Schizophrenic... a painter.
But he was always trying to find a way to escape.
He'd go out every night
looking for his exit and on the way
he found Chell, GlaDOS, the Turret Wife, and the Storage Cube.
I guess you could say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead."

---

So, me and my friend were talking about Chicago again after another friend mentioned how another friend belonged in the 1930s as a flapper (Don't ask, lol.), and I got inspired listening to Cell Block Tango again; It was my favorite song in the whole movie. Lol~
AND YES, I TRIED RATTMANN'S STYLE AGAIN. FAILISHLY.

Original song here: [link]

Made with deviantART muro