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So, in order to bounce the highest and coolest on the trampoline, I decided, first, to fill myself COMPLETELY full with soda - this is for two reasons. The first reason is that the heavier I am, the more I offset the trampoline, creating a bigger jump! The second reason, you’ll find out soon.
Second, I added a few more, fatter springs that I had found from some of the broken carts from the previous racing challenge - I haven’t exceeded the maximum number of springs, so i haven’t debilitated the trampoline’s performance, but instead enhanced it.
Next, I actually took my straw and placed it under me, creating another “leg” to bounce on, to add more power to my jump - as well as that, it’s a bendy straw! It’s meant to bend and be elastic!
After that, here comes the actually cool part - all of these earlier things were precautions to make sure my natural bounce would be the best it could be, but now here comes the awesome stuff!
Alright, this might sound silly, but have you ever heard of the game ‘popcorn’? It’s a game where one player sits on the floor of the trampoline, while others jump around them, and it sends the player on the floor flying!
I’m doing a MASSIVE game of that! I’ve actually thrown a thousand popcorn kernels onto the trampoline! And not just any popcorn kernels - you know how popcorn, the CTC character was born? He was a kernel, first! I’ve thrown thousands of GIGANTIC popcorn kernels, soon to become fully sized popcorns!
The trampoline won’t catch on fire, but the fire is cooking the kernels (popcorn takes about three minutes to cook!) - these hundreds of kernels will slowly cook, until they all POP! The potential gravitational energy of them all releasing into kinetic energy as they pop and land on the trampoline (like a HUGE game of popcorn! Thousands of competitors!) sends the energy all into me! And I go FLYING!
Here comes the second reason I filled myself up with soda fully! As I’m jumping, my soda was shaking, creating bubbles and such inside of me! The pressure builds up, and right before all of the popcorn kernels popped, I did a half-flip, landing on my HEAD! As the popcorn kernels pop, my lid FLIES off, and my soda SHOOTS out! With the combined force of my soda shooting out, and the thousands of gigantic popcorn kernel babies being born, I am forced so high into the air! The beauty of child birth!
WOOOOO! I’ve flown so high into the air, I look like a star in the sky!