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*not convinced for some strange reason XD* sure Edward...whatever you saaaay~
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I was kinda withholding my laughter when I was reading the comic, but as soon as I saw "straight as a circle" I busted out laughing.
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thats hilarious rotfl even though I really hope he isnt gay
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only armstrong can sparkle and not be gay 8D
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Ahaha, he totally isn't, though. Until the fourth book, when him and Bella have unrealistic sex, because losing your virginity is supposed to hurt and not feel all that great, however Bella only remembers good feelings about it. D<<
I hate Twilight sooo much. Seriously, it stinks. And it's confusing. Edward should just stop denying his obvious gayness and go screw Carlisle up the ass. D<<<
Thanks for dissing it. Tis much appreciated.
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Totally agree with you! If a something is sparkly the first though that comes to mind is Gay.
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Heeeee. Thank you.
I thought that Edward was gay when he didn't kill the borehead Bella within the first four chapters of Twilight.
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lD It always seemed strange to me that Carlisle made Edward a vampire before even trying to make a female companion into one....
hoho
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Ahahaha.
There is the proof!
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I still like my vampires blood crazy and sexually charged out the ass for ass o:
And I find men looking like they're lord Voldemort that got in a barfight the night before are very unattractive.
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This is so brilliant it almost kills me.
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lol, we don't blame you eddie...xD
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You can deny it all you wants.
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lol xD
i was like what?
then i was like O.O .............
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lol
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ooooo yeah...he's as straight as a rainbow OwO
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For the love of God, the gayporn is the only thing I read when it comes to Twilight...
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Yeah,he's straight xD
I swear I dated a guy like that once 
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No doubt about it, somebody just had an "oops".
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"straight as a circle" lfmao!
Oh well, the best interview I've seen in my life!!!
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Yes.. so totaly straight.
NEVER thought anything else...
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Two phrases come to mind:
"I'm straight as a rainbow!"
and
"Normally men who sparkle aren't that into girls..."
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in my opinion VAMPS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE thank you now back to the normal show............and right Edward really straight not
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Poor Jake I want to see his reaction when he sees this LMAO
"Sure, Edward....SURE."
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Yeah...sparkles is soo not the way of a vampire. But at least Meyer didn't make them go 'chameleon' and show like a rainbow.. even though it might be right in this case
Love a freudian slip.
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yaoi fangirl is happy for gay edward
you TOTALLY should ahve written twilight.
killed off bella- and edward and *insert hot guy here* would live happily ever after.
*skips through field of flowers*
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Edward is so charming haha. I'd take a warm snuggly Jacob over him any day!
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Aw man!
*gets mop*
You made me spill my soda from laughing so hard! XD
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Who knows? They could tense up so he could give 'im a swift kick where it counts.
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Awesomnish - I swear that Edward and Jacob should have just had man sex at least the books would have been a bit more interesting then ^^
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I'm glad at least someone agrees with me
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ARMS.
By arm he means third leg, amirite?
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Straight...that's what the kids are calling it these days.
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