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Published: 2009-06-29 10:36:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 81214; Favourites: 2748; Downloads: 466
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straight as a circle.Related content
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When I first read his first paragraph, I thought he listed "sleeping w/ Bella" as one of the reasons for him being gay 
Riiiight...
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you capture their emotions beutifully!!!
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the world is filled with ignorance because ignorance is bliss. if that's true then bliss will be the end of us all.
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actually straight as a round about sounds better!!! lol
this is a good ,and even though im a MASSIVE edward fan girl, most probably acurate!!!
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"And the reason I don't touch Bella is because pre-marital sex is a sin."
Wrong answer ! You should have said "because my creator has specified that vampires' body are hard as stone, and that means Bella would make love to a jack-hammer, getting bruises and breaking her spine in the process. Bummer !"
So that means that Edward would NEVER make love to Bella unless she had herself been turned into a vampire ! He cares for her safety (and her bones). Full stop.
...What ? Breaking Dawn ? What is that ? What do you mean, there's a fourth book in the series ? -_-
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straight as the nuber eight
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I can definitely say he's about as straight as Henderson.
Next time you should just give short answers, and not get carried away, Edward 
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I REALLY need to give you a high five xD
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I didn't saw the movie, I just readed the 2 firsts books, the only reason for Edward for not having sex with Bella is because he fears to lose control and kill her, you know, 'too much temptation' it was hard for him not to kill her in they first meet. Isn't the same on the movie? O.o
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It's a joke! You know, as in ''haha''?
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You didn't "saw" the movie?
Sorry. Mad grammar fail. Had to point it out.
Get a sense of humor and maybe an English tutor.
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Lol! Xd We Believe you Edward. We believe you...
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I laughed, started to choke, and then laughed some more! |D Priceless!
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I saw that movie. Totally put me off vampires for like five years, such a crappy movie. Funny comic though! XD
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So...are all vampirse gay?
I'd saay this serves as a very loud 'yup'
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ugh...love it (and hate twilight) totally awesome
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lol i loved it!
although i must say it looks more like em's than edward...
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Good play on the old movie. Must watch now...
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Oh Edward... We all know. You can't hide it, and your covering up skills suck.
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Just like a fruit cup...without the cup. xD
I laughed. Thank you very much. I needed that.
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or maybe as straight as the infinity sign XD.
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