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Bit the Cyborg Mule Radio, Scouting, and tracking Unit.

Unlike his combat specialized companion Rhythm, Bit was designed for reconnaissance, radio control and search and rescue purposes. With advanced robotics and cybernetic technology, Bit is able to process images and information at twice the average brain capacity. This allows him to make accurate decisions and actions faster. Incapable of vocal 'speech', Bits voice box was altered by fusing the organic tissue with a micro device that emits primitive computerized 8-bit sounds and tones instead of 'words'. These sounds are relayed to HQ's lab through both radio and electronic communication, which is translated on screen through an automated program into legible words. The logic for using such an unconventional and out of date technology for communication was to minimize the chances of enemy interference, because no one would know what in the world they were hearing aside from a poorly organized 8-bit track. Seriously the scientist who came up with this idea is either an unsung genius for originality, or a super nerd who thought it would be cool to make cybernetic soldiers with auto-tune 1990 edition vocal cords while all the other scientists are using the 2023 version. Dude, seriously, what is up with this retro bull crap?
Ahem, back on topic. Despite the drastic alterations, Bit is completely competent in understanding human speech and gestural communications, even being able to process foreign language through (Google translator) a computer planted within the brain. However, fake languages such as Elvish, Internet Memes,and Teenagers will not compute, it will only confuse him and possibly trigger an emergency system shut down due to stupidity overload.
Please, don't make the big blue mule guy blue screen of death ( or rainbow wheel of death if you are a mac user. )

Let's not forget to mention the originality of Dr. smartypants McOriginal for tactfully naming his successful experiment after the sound system it speaks with, ( Just like a pokemon you smart man you. )
Sadly this genius decided not to make just one giant derp with hooves, but one that specializes in weaponry! woohoo! SCIENCE BABY!

The end.

Bit (c)

The green guy, Rhythm :
[link]

Description
Bit the Cyborg Mule Radio, Scouting, and tracking Unit.

Unlike his combat specialized companion Rhythm, Bit was designed for reconnaissance, radio control and search and rescue purposes. With advanced robotics and cybernetic technology, Bit is able to process images and information at twice the average brain capacity. This allows him to make accurate decisions and actions faster. Incapable of vocal 'speech', Bits voice box was altered by fusing the organic tissue with a micro device that emits primitive computerized 8-bit sounds and tones instead of 'words'. These sounds are relayed to HQ's lab through both radio and electronic communication, which is translated on screen through an automated program into legible words. The logic for using such an unconventional and out of date technology for communication was to minimize the chances of enemy interference, because no one would know what in the world they were hearing aside from a poorly organized 8-bit track. Seriously the scientist who came up with this idea is either an unsung genius for originality, or a super nerd who thought it would be cool to make cybernetic soldiers with auto-tune 1990 edition vocal cords while all the other scientists are using the 2023 version. Dude, seriously, what is up with this retro bull crap?
Ahem, back on topic. Despite the drastic alterations, Bit is completely competent in understanding human speech and gestural communications, even being able to process foreign language through (Google translator) a computer planted within the brain. However, fake languages such as Elvish, Internet Memes,and Teenagers will not compute, it will only confuse him and possibly trigger an emergency system shut down due to stupidity overload.
Please, don't make the big blue mule guy blue screen of death ( or rainbow wheel of death if you are a mac user. )

Let's not forget to mention the originality of Dr. smartypants McOriginal for tactfully naming his successful experiment after the sound system it speaks with, ( Just like a pokemon you smart man you. )
Sadly this genius decided not to make just one giant derp with hooves, but one that specializes in weaponry! woohoo! SCIENCE BABY!

The end.

Bit (c)

The green guy, Rhythm :
[link]