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As you all may know, Ganondorf is pretty timid about his bestial form. This is mostly because he's so fat in this form that he feels he's ready to become someone's pork dinner. As the monstrous king examined his girth, his thought came to a comment his daughter once said.

"Ganon-Burgers..."

He could see it now. Fat, juicy, chewy slabs of prime cooked pork from the Gerudo King's hide slathered with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and melted cheese. All sandwiched between two honey glazed buns all for a burger that was as fattening as the king's meals. He saw a man pick up said burger, which despite only being a triple-decker was rather hefty. The man could already feel the calories piling on. He opened his mouth. And...

"PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!"

Ganondorf was greeted with several stares from his Gerudo sisters. He had blurted his thoughts out in public. How mortifying.

From that day forward, Ganondorf vowed to keep usage of his beast form to a minimum...

Description
As you all may know, Ganondorf is pretty timid about his bestial form. This is mostly because he's so fat in this form that he feels he's ready to become someone's pork dinner. As the monstrous king examined his girth, his thought came to a comment his daughter once said.

"Ganon-Burgers..."

He could see it now. Fat, juicy, chewy slabs of prime cooked pork from the Gerudo King's hide slathered with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and melted cheese. All sandwiched between two honey glazed buns all for a burger that was as fattening as the king's meals. He saw a man pick up said burger, which despite only being a triple-decker was rather hefty. The man could already feel the calories piling on. He opened his mouth. And...

"PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!"

Ganondorf was greeted with several stares from his Gerudo sisters. He had blurted his thoughts out in public. How mortifying.

From that day forward, Ganondorf vowed to keep usage of his beast form to a minimum...