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"I've put on HOW many pounds again?!"

The shouts of frustration and indignation echoed throughout the mancave as Master Roku stepped onto the scale to check his weight. As the living embodiment of the OmniSphere and the fused form of The RokuNin, Master Roku knew that his component parts had some of the worst eating habits imaginable. He wasn't surprised that their combined added weight would translate over to his admittedly chubby physique. What he didn't expect was HOW much weight he had put on.

652... That was the magic number on the scale. About 50 pounds heavier than the last time he checked. Which had to be a month ago. Maybe two months at most. He wasn't summoned all that often these days, but when he was he took the quickest opportunity to check his weight. Suffice to say, he was far from pleased.

"Accursed RokuNin!!" Master Roku bellowed yet again, grabbing the sides of his larger belly. He jiggled and smacked it to see if he really was indeed heavier, or if his component parts had decided to play a sick joke on him. As he suspected, it was real. His belly was heavier and, dare he say, rounder than the last time he came out. Hell, he even figured as much as he looked at himself in the mirror and noticed that his face looked a tad rounder. The more he thought about it, the more irritated he got to the point where he found himself visibly shaking and blushing with anger.

"That is IT!" he cried out, mostly to himself. Or rather, The RokuNin themselves. "Ye hogs are going on a diet! No. Questions. Asked!" And with that, Master Roku forcibly dismissed himself and in his place were the seven members of the RokuNin, all scattered about the bathroom. They all heard what Master Roku said, and after a brief silence, they all let out a jolly laugh. They really didn't need to say anything. They all thought the same thing.

"As if he could actually stop us from porking out!"

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"I've put on HOW many pounds again?!"

The shouts of frustration and indignation echoed throughout the mancave as Master Roku stepped onto the scale to check his weight. As the living embodiment of the OmniSphere and the fused form of The RokuNin, Master Roku knew that his component parts had some of the worst eating habits imaginable. He wasn't surprised that their combined added weight would translate over to his admittedly chubby physique. What he didn't expect was HOW much weight he had put on.

652... That was the magic number on the scale. About 50 pounds heavier than the last time he checked. Which had to be a month ago. Maybe two months at most. He wasn't summoned all that often these days, but when he was he took the quickest opportunity to check his weight. Suffice to say, he was far from pleased.

"Accursed RokuNin!!" Master Roku bellowed yet again, grabbing the sides of his larger belly. He jiggled and smacked it to see if he really was indeed heavier, or if his component parts had decided to play a sick joke on him. As he suspected, it was real. His belly was heavier and, dare he say, rounder than the last time he came out. Hell, he even figured as much as he looked at himself in the mirror and noticed that his face looked a tad rounder. The more he thought about it, the more irritated he got to the point where he found himself visibly shaking and blushing with anger.

"That is IT!" he cried out, mostly to himself. Or rather, The RokuNin themselves. "Ye hogs are going on a diet! No. Questions. Asked!" And with that, Master Roku forcibly dismissed himself and in his place were the seven members of the RokuNin, all scattered about the bathroom. They all heard what Master Roku said, and after a brief silence, they all let out a jolly laugh. They really didn't need to say anything. They all thought the same thing.

"As if he could actually stop us from porking out!"