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Published: 2009-08-19 15:30:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 13235; Favourites: 230; Downloads: 59
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...no colors...WHAT!!!I'm tired!!! X_X And I know I phailed somewhere horiblly...But...at least itsa comic
...WHO WANTS TO COLOR IIIIIIIIIIIT????
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Zim: [rolls eyes]Of course you are.Silly me [pouts]...And why am I still here...?
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Dib: Because you like being in my ship.
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Zim: A moose does not lay eggs,Dib!A moose does not lay eggs!
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DibShip: MOOSE?! 
MOOOOOOOOOSE! [jerks into hyper speed, crashing through several buildings and into the ocean]
Dib: Ship! Calm down! [pulls up on the joystick, but Ship resists and it turns into a tug-of-war between them] Way da go ZIIM!
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Zim: Spare me your blameness,Dib-human!The way Ship reacts to that word was beyond my knowledge!AAAAAAARGH!!! [gets out his PAK and begins searching for something,throwing lots of irken things out of it in a messy rushy search]ComeOnComeONIknowIt'sAroundHereSomewhere! [finds something]AHA![gets out a voot-summoner]I had no idea I had this
Teenager: ...[eats popcorn on the ground]
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Dib: Blameblameblameblameblame!
... O_o Give me my undies! [takes underpants] How long have you had these too?! Huh??!
Dibship: [senses the Voot Cruiser] Rape! Dib!!! It's gonna rape me!! [flies into the ocean]
(Zim's got a voot-summoner! )
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Zim: ...YER LYIN!!! ... ...These are not even YOURS:iconsnootyplz: you just want them because they took presense in my PAK for no absolute neccesarry reason 
Voot:[grabs Ship with laso and grabs it good.So tight that Ship can't escape and gets out a whip and whips it at Ship angrylly,allowing it to know that there are no mooses here]
Zim: Ships can't be RAPED,Ship!...[thinks]
(You fail at spellin,ZPD!You fail like a human Yay I'm normal!)
(He does?...I mean...HE DOES!!!
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Dib: [turns them inside out to show Zim the tag, the tag says "Dib" on it]
Ship: Um... Ok, I'll be good. 
Dib: Ship just relax! I'm negotiating here!
(I can read it. 
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Zim: O_o...How did that ever possiblly happenned?..>_> I have to clean my PAK up later(with his tongue lul XP)[controls Voot]
[The Voot carries Ship to safe place and gives an eltrical shock so Ship would calm down,thus,making some of the shock into Dib and Zim]
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DibShip: [siiigh]
Dib: [shocked] Ah! [flops down onto the pilot seat, with his tongue sticking out]
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Zim:[is sitting in one place,antenae on fire and all black]O_O...[cough] O_e...Errrr...Just letting you know,Ship my voot does not have a personality...[opens up Ship's hatch to jump from it into his own good ol' voot cruiser]
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DibShip: That's not what he told me...
Dib: uhhh...
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Zim:...[in the voot with open hatch]What...?
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Dib: [snaps out of his daze] WHATEVER! [puts his seat belt on and closes the hatch]
[his face appears on Zim's monitor] Try to stay out of trouble for more than five minutes Ziim, KThxBye!! [cuts transmission]
Dibship: Bye-bye! [waves a claw-tentacle thing before taking off back toward Dib's home]
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Zim:...Hmph! You and your Ship both SUCK!...Ha
[The VOOT magnetifies to Ship in a nano-second scarying Ship and Dib with the crash]
Zim: I SWEAR TO TALLEST I'LL TAKE THIS COMPUTERY VOOT APART FOR TESTNG!!!
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Dib: WTF?! ZIIIIIIIIIM! LEAVE US ALONE! GO DO ALIEN STUFF!
Dibship: Hello again...
(That plz is awesome. XDDD 
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Zim: I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S NOT ME!!!GO CARRY YOUR LEGGY LIED HEAD OF BAD HEARING PROBLEM LISTENING SMELL!
[ties to get the Voot away,but can't.It's like the Voot has a personallity of it's own]
(Ship and Voot romance?SAVR?Okay?Didn't see that coming? XDDD)
(I know!It's the only one that I can use for Zim's hysterical yellings XDDD)
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Dib: If you aren't doing it then... What?
DibShip: ["blushes" at the closeness] Aww... Heh.
(Durr hurr, I actually thought about it a while back... it would be perfect if the Voot had a ZimVoot form. 
(Actually it should be DSAVR, because if it's just Ship by itself, people could say it counts as ZATR.... XP)
( OMG IT SPINS!!)
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Zim: I have no idea!
Voot: [sends a little electrical shock through Ship]
(I was just thinking about it when lying on the bed
(I thought about it too.NO ZATR!!!!NO ZATR!!! [pushes Zim n Dib,Ship n Voot closer to each other]that better
(I thought that face looked familliry
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Dib: [looks around quickly as the lights in the cockpit start flashing and moving erratically]
Dibship: Heheh. 
(Oh I mean if you have Ship in "Irken ship" form it could still be considered "Tak's ship" and thus Tak's ship+Voot could mean ZATR to some people... XP
So that's why I always make sure to say "DibShip," because it's Dib's ship now, not hers. 
(Yeah, a lot of these are from stuff on the internet, like this one: )
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Zim:...Well this is awkward >_>" GWEEE!!![gets shocked]...[coughs]I came here to do some DOOIMNG!NOT to get shocked by technology of my own race![tries to get it away again]...[fails like...something that really fails]Great.Now my ship is also being infected my the same desiese?Why was it meee?
Voot: [vibrates a little at that and flashes some preety flashes along with DibShip]
(YES!!!NO ZATR!NO ZATR!!!THIS SHIP IS NOW DIB'S AND eVERYONE NKOWS THAT!!!)
( Yea and a cat eating corn XP)
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Dibship:... [gets out another tentacle and wraps them around the Voot Cruiser] [presses his hatch against Voots and gives a little shock-kiss that doesn't affect Zim]
Dib: Ship.. are you really doing what I think you are doing?
[Ship doesn't answer] Ok fine...
(Hey, do you want the Ships to.. do it or would you like Zim and Dib to leave and give them some privacy?
(Some people don't though... XP)
(Yesh! )
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Zim: [presses around random buttons from spazzing too much,ending up giving the Voot new functions as some kind of long tenticles gives out and the look like Zim's tongue,but pink]
Voot:...
Zim: [looks at Dib through the hatche's glass]Hey!Hey Dib-shoe!...Do you think what are they doing is...what do I think they are doing even if you don't know...?
(What does your brain meats think? X3)
(I know I know 
(I forgot the plz account XD)
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DibShip: Nice ones..
Dib: I wouldn't be so concerned about the situation if we weren't floating over the ocean... Zim! Can you call Gir? We need a ride out of - Ah! [Ship ties him up with cables]
Dibship: [whispers so Voot can't hear] You're not going anywhere! 
(Zim XDDD)
( Don't forget this one!)
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Voot:
Zim: O_o...Errrrrrrrr...COMPLETELEY IMPENDED DOOM!!!!
Voot: [trusts self,so doesn't care if Zim's there or not]
Zim:...[tries to call gir,but finds a classicall music interfierence]...Where IS that SIR unit...?
(DO NOT QUESTION ZIM!
(How can i possiblly forget? )
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Dibship: You can speak organism words too?
Dib: Oh boy... XP
[Meanwhile]
Gir: WEEEHEEEEE! 
(Yesh!
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Voot: ...holdon I forgot who I am...[grbs Zim and pushes the tenticle into Zim's mouth,throat]
Zim: O_o...Guh!!!Guh!! [almost vomits]
Voot: [shocks Zim to get some of the personallity to live]
Zim: AAAARGH!
Voot: Sorry,master.[gets the tenticles out and closes hatch again]
(OH gir...wait...didn't they said no more gir in the funfest?
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DibShip: Eer... Don't you have one of these? [holds up personality program helmet attached to a cable] This is how I copy my master.
Dib: No! Nonononon - [helmet clamps onto Dib's head, but Ship doesn't activate it]
(Poor Zim.. XDD)
(You remember that?? 
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Voot: ...nope.There are no such device in my program available.This is the only possible way XP
( Yes well
( Yessss [points at self] I'm an elephant...errr I mean...good memory
)
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Dibship: Hmm... [takes helmet off of Dib]
Dib: Wheeew...
Dibship: Can you do this? [transforms into "Dib" form and the hologram face smiles]
(At least he didn't switch Zim's brain with a squid. XDD)
(Whoot! 
( )
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Voot: ...How can you do that? O3O
Zim: ...I believe you can do that too!
( I imagine the Voot lookin with Zim's alien eyes and...IT BE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!! )
(
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Dibship: Well...
(I'm thinking about drawing it... 
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Voot:[does that and becomes a bit of ZimShip]
Zim: ...Well THIS is creepy >_O" Why am I here?
(I already did
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Wait... "a bit of Zimship"? So Voot only half transformed?
(POST IT!!! )
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...ignore my retardness of a moment of the "a bit"
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Okies.^^
Dibship: Neat!... [whispers to Dib] What do I do now??
Dib: I don't know... Give him another fondle-shock?
DibShip: Oo... [floats over to ZimVoot and touches Voot's cheek, giving it a little shock]
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(DibShip and ZimVoot
ZimVoot: [shocks him back,hiding a whip behind the back]
Zim:...I wish I could get over somehow into the DibShip ...[searches for a teleporter]
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(Yesh! )
Dib: Now I think you're supposed to cuddle or something first.
DibShip: [floats close to ZimVoot and nuzzles his face into Voot's, clutching onto the alien ship's shoulders]
(Poor Zim, from now on all the shocks that DibShip gives happen on the outside of ZimVoot so they don't affect Zim. 
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ZimVoot: You really know how to do this,hm? CX [the whip shines a bit]
Zim: [appears under DibShip's control]
(...I had to read it 10 times to understand why poor Zim XDDD)
(not exatly whip the onion's holding but close enough XDDD)
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DibShip: Sorta. [thinks the "shine" is just the light reflecting off of one of ZimVoot's parts and ignores it] [clings onto ZimVoot, nuzzling his chest]
Dib: [bored] .... Oh hey Zim.... Why'd you teleport here? You could have just teleported to your base or something.
(Just in case Zim was getting shocked.
( )
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ZimVoot: [gets out the whip and whipes it around DibShip]Well then,but you aren't beating MY programming for pleasanty senser
Zim:...[looks right looks left looks at Dib and glares]I tried!...My voot is having a horriblle malefunct...YAOW!!![gets shocked and the wig is all elecricity]O_O ENOUGH!This is the tenth time I get fried!YAOW!...great.Now I'm all elecrticitically [stands up] ...[legs shiver and he looks at them confusingly and then he momentally gets attached to Dib with the elecicity]O_O what the!GET OFF!> <[tries to pull away from Dib,but having trouble with that]
(Dib has a magnetified personallity! )
(DibShip/ZimVoot AND ZADR?!?!How exciting is THIS? )
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Dib: I'm not doing anything Zim, I'm tied up. OW! XP [frowns as the Irken's cheek is pressed against his and he is shocked by the static]
What'd Voot say?
DibShip: [to Dib] Translation, he wants to be on top... I think. [floats there with his arms pinned to his sides by the whip]
[to ZimVoot] Um... Ok? I'm fine with that.
(Oh u... XDD)
(
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Zim: LIAR! [tries to get away from Dib,ending up shocking the rope so hard that it splodes a bit,freeing him
ZimVoot: [presses theyr haches together,Dib and Zim can't see ZimVoot though][wraps up tenticles around DibShip]
(me? o3o)
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Dib: Is that your response to everything Zim [explode] [cough] [cough]
... Well my shoulder is free, but that's about it.... [in a weak, bored voice] Save yourself Zim... and stuff.
[lights in the cabin start to flash and move in patterns]
DibShip: [nuzzles his hatch against Voots and takes out a couple peach colored tentacles that wrap around ZimVoot]
(yes! )
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Zim: [shakes Dib while they are still stuck together with the electricity] DON'T DIE,DIB-DIE!!!I don't want any stich stuck to a body of ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIM 
ZimVoot: [takes DibShip's tenticles and wraps them all around while having theyr hatches together]
( [points at self]? )
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Dib: Oh we're still stuck together... XP I'M NOT DYING! IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN A COUPLE OF SHOCKS TO KILL ME!
DibShip: [to Dib] Wha-what do I do now?
Dib: ... ... I don't know.. the submissive one usually lies back and exposes.... the hole the dominate one is going to penetrate... or something.
Dibship: We.. we can't do that here.
[Says "Come on" in Irken to Voot, using a tentacle to shock the Voot Cruiser's lower areas]
Dib: Ok, this is just getting weird... O_o;;
(... I can't remember what we were talking about. )
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Zim: LIAR!
ZimVoot: [follows DibShip and they both sit on a cloud,not looking into the laws of fizics anymore XD]...Ohhhh this one's goooood <333...
(me too...me too 
(Juuuuuust wonderin if DibShip has any HOLES ...u can slap me if wanna XDDDD)
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Dib: TRUTH!
DibShip: [attaches to ZimVoot like a magnet again] [the lights in the cabinet flash faster]
(They don't need physics! They can float!
(It's complicated...
He has a... hole that is for injecting fuel into, it's in his lower half... )
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ZimVoot: Heyyy I got an idea...Would you like some of MY fuel...?
( Yessss but...The fuel is gonna be usd
( I thought the same about the fuel
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DibShip: Actually my fuel lasts 90% longer than the average Voot - oh! [opens his fuel tank] I guess I could try some... if you CAN CATCH ME!!! [takes off without warning]
Dib: Ahhhhhhhhh! Oops... sorry..
(This is the internet! It doesn't matter! Fuel is fuel.
(
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