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# Statistics
Favourites: 5; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 6
Watching: 10; Pageviews: 1724; Comments Made: 34; Friends: 10
# Comments
Comments: 13
Mary--jane [2005-10-26 12:20:19 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the favorite & watch. That was very nice of you.
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Alternateinner [2005-08-22 03:23:14 +0000 UTC]
What is in its hand? A paddle? Dayum Darya, you know I like that kinky stuff.
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Spideys-Dead In reply to Alternateinner [2005-08-22 04:20:42 +0000 UTC]
No Matt, it's a battle glow in the dark stick from WarHammer!
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Alternateinner [2005-08-02 00:37:50 +0000 UTC]
Protection? I'll use your dead body as protection. Hey, don't worry! You'll be dead, or at least close to it, so you won't feel a thing! Or at least, very little. I hope you enjoy moldy genitalia.
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Alternateinner [2005-07-24 02:10:51 +0000 UTC]
I'm no one's bitch, bitch! You are both my bitches. I think I'll sell Arseni to that lonely lesbian couple I saw on NinetyandNaked.com, and Ali, well you can be my own personal sex slave. Enjoy it, because I usually don't give that honour out all that much
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Killshi7 In reply to Alternateinner [2005-07-27 03:34:20 +0000 UTC]
I'm happy to report that I got rid of the couple and took their house after many failed attempts. Now I've sent them directly to your address. Enjoy your old cranky lesbian whores.
Don't forget to use protection.
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Alternateinner [2005-06-29 02:27:16 +0000 UTC]
Wow as if someone loves you Blaaaah *vomits on something of yours the way you vomited on my page* UNCLEAN!
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Alternateinner [2005-06-29 02:02:37 +0000 UTC]
Well, my name's Matt. I live in Vancouver, B.C, and I just graduated. I'm taking a year off to practice the artist side of me (would that be the left brain?), whether it's acting, painting, writing, drawing, or playing guitar. I do all of them. I'm just not that great at anything yet, heh, but everyone has to start somewhere. Even Jimi Hendrix had trouble playing an Am chord, Piers Anthony couldn't write a coherent sentence, and Picasso couldn't draw a straight line.
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