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"Doc Scratch"
# Statistics
Favourites: 12; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 124
Watching: 47; Pageviews: 14635; Comments Made: 62; Friends: 47
# Comments
Comments: 85
Ok you have no clue to WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE! It looks like a nice place but there are clocks here too.
"Gdi, where in the name of fucking hell am i??!!"
You say to your self when.....hello....a bowl of candy...it couldn't hurt to take a few......you stuff your felt green jacket pockets you can hold alot in your favorite jacket pencils pens......an ass load of candy....this is to great!
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Psssttt.
Doc scratch.
This is. Your councilor. Right here.
Don't you remember me?
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"hey mister are you related to the human slender man?"
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Good Evening Doc-Scratch !~
Do you think that you will be in the next comic that Hussie is planning to make after finishing Homestuck ?
(NOTICE : It has been heard and said from himself that hussie is going to try to finish it this chapter-flash, he is trying to, so he can finish homestuck and make something bigger QwQ Oh my god, what are these mixed feelings ?!?!?! I love the fact of something bigger than homestuck but ending it ?!?! QwQ My Babies, The midnight crew and the felt, they better be in this one hopefully)
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I need you to know that I want your babies. So grow some genitalia.
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i know where you live Doc scratch.
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Question: How did it feel when you mutated into Lord English?
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So, Doc what makes you sure a excellent host?
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Hi Mr. Scratch!, I was thinking about your name... "Doc Scratch"...
Is a shortway to say... "Doctor Scratch"? .
Oh, and... Can i take som' candies?
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I have a question, and as a good host you have to answer it. >
How was it getting beat up by Hussie?
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I was not beaten for the first statement. He was merely shaking me. I knew that it was at that moment I was supposed to not resist. I am fine. As you know, I will raise the young girl until she is of maturation to stand by my Lord as his Handmaid. Really, thinking that it was anything else is quite silly.
[[ I loled so hard tbh XD also [link] ]]
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hehe funny link is funny XD
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OH SWEET GOG THAT WEBCAM. Why is that so funny to me?
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You already know what I was going to post, so I figured I didn't need to.
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Actullyy howw doo youu takee caree off thosee trollss att thee samee timee??
P.S:Ii amm aa batt.:3
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Wow.
Your webcam, Doc Scratch.
Pardon me, but I didn't think you had that kind of humor.
Or really, any kind, at that.
...I still like that picture.
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It's rude to stop mid sentence. Do carry on.
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Why he||o, Mr. Scra+ch.
P|eased +o make your acquain+ance.
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Whoa. He's all white.
glubglubglub um hi person! 8U
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Dude, firstly, you are amazing
as in amazingly creepy
you scare me
kind unkle my ass
whenever i read that conversation you had with rose privvy to grimdarkness, i almost wet myself
(sorry if i mispell anything, the letters on my keyboard are wearing off D: )
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< Um. >
< Good morrow, great and m|ghty w|zard. >
< | request your a|d. >
< |t |s a matter of great uryency to me and | would be |n your debt were you to ass|st me... >
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While I am late in the response to your request, your friend is all taken care of. As for assisting you further, that is up for debate. Do take great care in explaining your requests as you are to do.
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< Well. >
< |f by 'taken care of' you mean aff|xed w|th a h|deous robot|c false appendaye then yes, she |s fa|rly well taken care of. >
< |f you were to ass|st by reattach|ng her true, natural, perfect arm then | would be eternally |n your debt. >
< So | suppose my request |s that | w|sh for her natural-born arm to be reaff|xed to her shoulder. |n return | am w|ll|ng to perform a s|ngle request of yours, to be made now or at a later date. >
< | hope these spec|f|cs are to your l|k|ng. >
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I am a near omnipotent, and completely omniscient being. Any favor I could ask of you, is something I could very well do myself. As for reattaching her limb, it doesn't truly matter for the time being now does it? Then again your session holds no value to me. In short she is going to die. Therefore I am not needed as her arm shall be fixed upon her death.
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< | recogn|ze that you are powerful enough to grant your own w|shes, yes. But | felt |t necessary to try. >
< Her arm shall be f|xed upon her death? You speak |n r|ddles, sorcerer. Also she |s no good to me dead, that |s poss|bly even worse. >
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Are you referring to her as a material possession? And no I am not speaking in riddles. I am being very literal.
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< What. >
< Well | mean. >
< Only |n the str|ctest syntact|cal sense, |... >
< | do not v|ew her that way. >
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im watching u...
*drags her claws across the ground making screeching noises as she did*
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B-But no one can be Doc Scratch... D:
Only Doc Scratch can be Doc Scratch.
...WAIT.
Damnit.
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To be perfectly honest I am not existing within this Universe. I am merely channeling my will into a willing child whom is glad to be an acquaintance and ally of mine. In other words, I am Doc Scratch, and yet I am not. I'm sure you are trying to understand this as I explain and hope that the five dollar bill you are about to find will take care of the confusion and replace it with a smile.
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That works, Doc Scratch. That works.
Sly d-
HEY LOOK FIVE DOLLARS :'D
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...
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hell<3
hell<3
y<3u uhm
y<3u are
the bee's knees sir
<3-<3ne stylin cat
if i may
s<3 crisp and clean l<3<3king
s<3<3<3 classy
the real McC<3y m<3st certainly
<3h my
this was rather f<3rward
i cann<3t seem to c<3ntr<3l myself
p-pard<3n me
*3*
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[hE] Are you all Role Playing 7he Homes7uck characters???
[hE] Why no7 7ry a li77le originali7y yourself 7hen Ins7ead of ha7ing on o7hers, eh Doc???
[hE] You were ever so good a7 keeping your 7emper...
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So, funny story.
It looks like my friend Slick hooked up with your woman. Pity. You know what that means.
That means that somewhere, in some universe, in another life, I completely stole your woman. So enjoy that thought.
You'll probably just make some sly comment and blow this off, but I just couldn't pass up antagonizing you a bit.
(LOL UPDATE)
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You stare. This guy has a shiny head. Time to prank! "Hoo hoo hoo! Thank you for the watch, dearie. Would you like some... Pie, by any chance?" You suddenly pull the tastiest looking pie EVER from your oven. There is
NO ESCAPE
... From Nanna's amazing pies. You can't wait to hit im in the face with it! HOO HOO HOO!
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Doc looks at her and the pie and chuckles. "Of course. But you see there's a bit of a problem..." Doc teleports a SECOND pie from nowhere and plants it in Nana's Face. "You seem to be covered in one already."
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FSDFJSHKFKJHKJHWFCA!
The thing has thrown a pie at you! HOW DARE HE. THAT'S YOUR JOB! You push it at Doc's... uh, face, whilst attempting to smush it all over his shiny head. No more shiny now. After this, you summon your oven. Hoo hoo hoo! Is he in for a surprise.
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Doc teleports the pie and it's smushed remains onto Nana's head thus getting her again. It looks like she's met her match. "Haa haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo."
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Again, JFHZDSKJFHDFSKJHL!
NO. NO MORE OF THIS FOOLISHNESS. You set the oven timer, and open the door. Tons of cookies begin to fly towards Doc. ALL OF THEM. "I'm not that easily got. HOO HOO HOO!"
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Doc is prepared and redirects them by teleporting them towards her face. Doc smirks and chuckles. "You were saying? Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo."
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(btw how does doc smirk if he has no faec)
You find yourself being hit by cookies, hard as punches. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. You move your head, and slam the oven shut. Pieces of glass from your glasses are scattered along the ground. You rub your face. Ow. You should of seen that coming. In rage, you toss a cookie at the ceiling, and ricochets back, at your eye. You immediately curn up ad cover your eye.
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[[ Consider the Cueball head more of a mask that he can manipulate. Ergo, he has a hidden face. ]]
Doc frowns not intending to hurt the elderly Sprite. Clearly she has a penchent for being top prankster around, but she had met her match. He extends a hand of peace. "An excellent attempt my dear, but I am out-pranked by none. I do hope you are alright."
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