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"Lesbians, Perverts, & Damn P"
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It is your Birthday!!! OMGΒ Β Β Β Β Β I would bake you cupcakes if you were here!!Β
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N: Hi! (It's unlikley we'll reply again soon. real life is in the way of our hobbies)
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Working on it. This'll be my first digital artwork btw.
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J: And this is what made the hug slippery XD Hi!
N: How have you been? Butter is fun XD and I'm loving this new feature already!
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hihi I've been fine Β Β ^^ you two?Β Β
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J: We're fine, thanks for asking.
N: We're in a good mood right now! YAAAAAAAAAY! I'm being licked
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Tienes que ver esto :3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2MlFS...
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J: No hablar espaΓ±ol bien y tenΓa que traducir esto, gracias por recordarnos, y nos lo pasamos muy bien!
N: Hasta luego amigo!
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I'm sorry Β -____-
you must see this: Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2MlFS...
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thanks you guys are awesome!
deviantART muro drawing
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J: For future refrence, Jannette x Nora = Lesbians
N: Thanks for the picture! ^^
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LOL J: I totally new that it was kind of obvious LOL 
I didn't vote for Mit Romney ( he was a puts who would never EVER be a spokes person for me or my religion ) I didn't support the anti gay marriage bill
( I think that if you find love in this world good for you! ) and I most certainly didn't give a dime to support those anti gay fanatics that used my religion as a cover to lobby their hate in the government! ( in that one incident alone they put the Mormons back into the dark ages as a crazy religious cult THANKS a lot you wackos! thanks a lot!) they really made my religion look very bad. I had to have a loooong conversation with my sister and her girlfriend explaining to them that were not all right wing richy rich monsters. The only reason they are the Mormon stereotype is they are attention hogs they splash around in their muck screaming look at me! while the rest of us are quietly doing good things. I would watch it on the news and just grit my teeth, I could go on and on and on really it's only a small group making the rest of us look bad and as you can see it's a sore spot of mine ...
So just for the record God doesn't hate you, but you didn't need me to tell you that LOL I would love to here what your beliefs are. I have a very strong sense of live and let live. No one is better than everyone and just because I believe something doesn't mean that I'm better than you or even right for that matter. The way I live my life I only see a small piece of the big picture the more I learn from others the more pieces I get so I understand the big picture a little more.
I think it's awesome that you are together with N: I think that if you love each-other then who am I, or any one for that matter, to judge your love.
what if it was the other way around? what if Gay people were the norm and strait people were persecuted for their feelings how would I feel? so I guess all in all what I'm trying to say with this really long and passably rambling post is
it's all good.
So ya nothing but love my friends 'nothin but love!
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J: I see. Thanks for pointing out the racism we now to to avoid. You can keep calling us J: and N: if you want, but we'd prefer our actual names (Jannette and Nora)
N: I only said the "forcing down my throat" remark because I know a few people who have litteraly scolded us on the street for holding hands, and one person even tried to convince us that "God hates gays" (which is false, he loves everyone.) simply because we were holding hands in public.
Nothing but love... words to live by, I think. Imagine a world with nothing but love for all. I can see it peaceful, but perhaps not perfect.
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Hey Jannette I can totally call you Jannette and Nora I Just thought you liked it J: and N: because that's how you do it, but it's all good.
also sorry if I got all preachy there I hate it when people do that, especially when it's me. If I ever get to annoying feel free to say Hey Aaron your annoying ... hopefully I'll stop.
Nora I'm still waiting to here back from my friend he's been very busy these last few days but I should hear from him soon.
and I totally understand I would be mad if someone told me I couldn't be affectionate with my wife and that God hates me for loving her.
you sound like you live in Utah LOL
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N: Hi Aaron! And yeah, if Jannette was a James instead (or if I was a Norton) we wouldn't have been yelled at by that guy. Your straigth, so you don't have to worry about that guy scolding you over the whole "God hates gays" thing... and why are people so judgmental towards homosexuals anyway? If you wanna talk about it, what started the stereotyping?
J: Hmm... Nora's got a good point. A lot of people think wrongly of us being totally different from who we are. They general think we have a lot of sex and stuff, (admittedly, that suits me, the perverted one, very well, and we used to have a very active sex life, but how the fuck would they know that without spying?) and they also think we're very flamboyant, and very very masculine.
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you know it's funny but the bigotry against gays goes back to per-recorded history. which I think is really weird because it's not like your hurting anyone. for the sake of discussion lets say it's a deviation that some people would call a flaw. If that flaw is genetic then it's a self solving problem as gay people don't often propagate themselves therefore they can't pass on the "damaged" gene? If the problem was a social one then there are enough gay people that it would spread through entire cultures like wild fire, but it doesn't. If it was a learned behavior then you could make some one gay who is strait and you could make a strait person gay just by simple operative conditioning, but you can't. You couldn't make me gay any more than I could make you strait, this proves that it's not a flaw. it happens by design. If your a Christian and you believe that God is Perfect then what is the purpose of making someone that he would hate?
what I know of God is that he is a loving God, he has taught me that he loves all his children ( even the really bad ones ) he may not like what we do but he certainly loves us. I also know that God is not mysterious. He makes sense, everything he does is planned out and he has a divine perpose for all of us. We may not know what it is but he does and learning to trust in that is one of the reasons we are here. Making some one that was born gay and then hating gay people ?? how does that make any sense ?? well it doesn't and God makes sense.
Jannette I know what you mean I went to school at the San Fransisco academy of arts and I swear I was the only strait guy in the classes I took. I got to know a lot of gay guys and I have to admit I was like oh great all these gay guys are going to hit on me. well day one not one guy came up to hit on me... well I understood they were all to shy and it's day one ... three semesters go by and still not one gay guy hit on me and finally I had to ask my friend dude what's up? am I like unattractive or something? He laughed in my face "well your not my type but I'm sure you would make some guy happy" ... ouch LOL
It was at that moment that I realized I had this really messed up idea about gay guys and how they just attack any guy they see. Stupid , yes but still that's what I thought? I learned that not only are they just like everyone else but they didn't think I was like Adonis and Gods gift ... what's up with that!! now there was a whole new group of people that would stand me up on a date LOL !! not that I would have even pursued it but still, my poor broken ego. I think that's why some guys have a serious problem with Lesbians, their ego is broken. I think that most machismo guys all think that some where in the back of their minds that all girls will want them sexually they may not say it but they do. of course this is absurd but there it is. when they meet lesbians they have one of two reactions, the most common is if you were with me I could make you strait ... stupid I know. the other is irrational anger at the fact that no matter what they do you will never want them... ever. some guys just can't handle that idea. These are the same guys that beat up nerds in highschool and can't handle the idea of someone being different from them ... I dislike those guys.
Admittedly I'm not gay so I don't know the persecution first hand but I am an artist and it's a tough lifestyle to be a strait artist who should cut his hair and get a real job ... so I kind of understand the social stigmas that people foisters off on each other.
It sucks for sure but if you ever need a friend I'm just a click away!
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J: that was very wordy 
N: This should be some kind of essay! You could be a speech writer! I'm just saying it seems like you have a lot to say about things, and you know how to say them
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LOL I am old school, I guess I come from a time when articulation was very important. I grew up in a world where they still taught cursive writing in school, we were forced to read the classics, and cell phones were something you saw on star trek. Now a days everything is chat speak and the art of expressing ones self seems to have dwindled. Admittedly I over use the ellipsis and LOL because they suit me but all in all I still proscribe to the old ways I guess I'm a dying breed. That and my wife is a PhD in online education with a major in English. So I have to keep up with her. LOL it's not easy.
So what state do you guys live in?
Is your hair still green and blue? ( collectively that is LOL )
I would totally have blue hair if I didn't cut it so short, that and it would look weird on a 40 year old guy people would think I was a pedophile or some weirdness.
so how old are you guys ? if I had to guess I would say early to mid 20s ... but I have never been a very good judge of age so please don't be offended if I totally get it wrong.
why do you think people horas you about being gay? I mean you have herd me rant ( though I suppose I could write a dissertation if I had the time LOL ) lets here your rant for a bit! come on let it all out!
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N: you wanna hear me rant? I'm 19 BTW, the hair dye was mainly for our Halloween costumes of Arabian belly dancers, with Sammi (God Bless her soul) as the Genie serving candy to kids.
And I'm afraid I don't have time to rant right now, so I'll make it brief.
I blame mostly the media. why?, well cartoons aimed at adults tend to make fun of gays somehow, be they overly flamboyant, obviously cross-dressing and acting (very poorly) like a stereotypical woman, and all the Anti-Gay messages found hidden in all forms of media. I can't quite explain why due to lack of research, but I found a page dedicated to stereotypes of gay men... in joke format [link]
I mean, where did these come from? Why did the word "Gay" become a hip insult for teenagers becoming so bad some celebrities who supported gay rights star in these commercials [link]
I know some people think being gay is wrong, but it doesn't make us inhumanly natured like some people think (I knew a guy once, but he moved out of town)!
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sure I want to here you rant ! get it all out let it fly from your fingertips and just say what you feel it's awesome the power that gives you.
(*post script* ) this is much more lengthy than I intended LOL sorry...
I know that I am guilty of saying things like "man that's so gay" about things that are just lame. I suppose it's a compartmentalized thing. I don't mean it as a reflection on gay people or that gay people are lame by comparison, it's just something I was taught to say when I was younger and it sort of stuck. But your fighting against a fear and loathing that's primordial and so deeply engrained in people I don't know how you would help people over come it. like being afraid of spiders or snakes. the fear it's self is completely irrational but then all fear is. You would have to convince someone on an individual basses like therapy I suppose.
You know I think the biggest reason that gay people go through so much is that they are defining themselves by their sexuality and that makes people uncomfortable from the start. I mean if you look at sex in every culture, race and religion there is SOOOOOOO much stigma, superstition and socialized norms that are woven into it that the rules of engagement are absolutely daunting to an outsider.
For instance if I wanted to have sex with a Japanese woman there are games I have to play first, I have to meet her parents, I have to be accepted by the family, I have to take her out with her family, I have to meet her friends and go shopping with them, I have to prescribe to her belief in god and an after life that she's comfortable with. Then there is this elaborate ceremony called marriage that I have to go through announcing to the world I'm going to be having sex with this woman and it comes along with the rules that I will not be having sex with any other women. It would be odd and very uncomfortable if I skipped any of those steps or flirted with other women after I had done them all. It makes people uncomfortable because there is an order to their culture and very specific rules that govern sex.
Nature didn't set it up that way, it's mans inventing of religion and trying to control the resources and environment that has lead to this very complex and convoluted structure we call sex.
Nature intended for one man ( the strongest in the group ) to have sex with and procreate with as many females as possible. That's how it's done in nature. look at any group of animals and you will see that happening over and over yet the idea of that happening in people truly outrages everyone. why ? because it goes against the dogma of their religion, it goes against the government and it goes against what they perceive to be the norms of society. We sometimes refer to it as the American dream. This is why gay people have such a hard time. you are bucking thousands of years of engrained dogma and social norms. Your not playing the game right.
It would be very odd for me to go around saying Hi I'm Aaron and I like to have sex with women nice to meet you. As funny as that sounds by being openly lesbian that's sort of what your doing. So instead of people thinking that Nora is an artist, or that Nora likes to ride horses or that Nora is a good cook the first thing that pops into peoples heads is oh that's Nora she like to have sex with women. Awkward ... yes for both of you. This leads to people being very uncomfortable and some people don't deal well with that when I try to tell you your playing the game wrong by beating you up at store. lost of people don't deal well with it this leads to large groups of people gathering together to weed out of their society what makes them uncomfortable. Is it right? No of course not. It is however a natural thing for people to want to say in their comfort zones and it takes a person who has been forced into new territory their whole lives to be accepting of others no matter what.
I don't care if your a lesbian because the chances that I was every going to have sex with you is = to 0%. So what do I care who you want to have sex with that's your own business. not only don't I care I don't need to here about it either because I don't think oh there's Nora she likes to have sex with women. I think oh there's Nora a budding artist with lots of potential for greatness if people will just giver her a chance. But I'm musch more mature and have a deeper incite than most people who just react to their feelings.
ok one last thought and then I'm done ( for now ) think of your plight like this, you are at war with the norms of society and there are some rules you need to follow to make this a successful campaign. ( I get these strait from the art of war by Master Sun Tzu )
the first rules of engagement know your enemy , know what they are capable of and what they are not force them into their weak areas while avoding thier strengths
the second is know yourself, know what you are capable of and what you are not, stay away from your weak areas and play to your strengths.
the third know your objective what are you trying to achieve and weigh everything against that objective.
the forth make realistic goals to achieve that objective and see them through.
the last and most important no war is fought without casualties carefully weigh what your are going to gain against what you are going to loose and prepare yourself for that eventuality.
these rules don't just apply to war they actually apply to everything you want in life. weather it's a job or a successful home life it's all the same. Instead of enemy you can use the word obstacles or whats in my way of getting what I want and how to I eliminate it.
ok now that I have completely gone on to long and you are probably thinking I'm a complete freak I hope this helped out some and yes I would love to hear your incite on things, because I have never been a 19 year old lesbian girl so you have so much to teach me. LOL
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N: Wow... Thanks for your advice ther ^^ I still don't quite have time to rant. I've gopt to log off in like 5 min. sorry
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Take your time I'm at the end of a move anyway and I don't know where anything is!
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N: Okay, a nice long rant eh?
I wish I knew enough about the subject to rant about... it was gay stereotypes right? but where do stereotypes come from in the first place? Ignorance and hatred? That seems to be all I can think of... ignorance of learning about cultures, hatred of said cultures, and the media usually uses stereotypes for comedy, ironically re-enforcing them
And you know what, I don't want to rant a whole lot, because I don't know enough information to not repeat myself over and over again
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'Meh it's all good.
you seem like a remarkable mellow person the world needs more of those. though Rants are usually fueled by emotions rather than knowledge thus it is a rant rather than a dissertation, LOL.
so how are things with you and Jannette? Going well I hope.
How did you guys meet?
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N: I can tell you more later, I gotta go to work.
It was in highschool, I was lonely without really being alone due to this group of bullies who were just taking advantage of my shyness, weakness, and kind nature so that I could basically be their whipping girl and maid. Jannette also got caught in the group because one of the guys was friendly to her up until she joined the little clique, and she got the same treatment as me. Jannette didn't do anything about it for the longest time because they would hurt me if she did. Through the rest of high school, the two of us became friends, and I realized Jannette really cared for me. Well during the few times we were actually together we had some really touching moments. She really cared about me, I cared about her, and because she was my first ever real friend, I guess I fell in love. She kinda liked me too, and over the next two years that love eventually developed to the point in which after we broke off with that group we started dating. Our first kiss was actually at a party. Spin the bottle, Jannette turn, landed on one of those "firends", Couldn't let that happen, Took Jannette into the closet, they wouldn't let us out until we kissed. 24 minutes of wispering among each other and annoyed "Uggg,, let me out now!" later, we faked making out a bit until Jannette held me and started kissing my cheek. I know I didn't kiss back, but I still liked it.
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that's really sweet. I'm sorry you guys got moshed up with people who didn't treat you well. I didn't have many bullies in highschool as I had the propensity to smash them in the face until they decided to bully some one else or they were unconscious and woke up later in a dumpster. though I only did that once I think he got the idea and avoided me for the rest of the year. LOL. there was a gay girl in my highschool named Jodi and they used to pick on her pretty bad. one time they got her drunk at a party and took a picture of her being inappropriate with a frozen hotdog. She didn't remember any of it of course and the pictures made their way around school until they got to me. I tore them up in front of the the girl who took them and told her that if I saw another one anywhere I would find out where she lived and I would come after her. at that point Jodi became a close friend oddly enough that same day one of the jocks in my school said something disparaging about her as we were walking down the steps to the quad for lunch, I don't think he was ready for me to punch him so hard he flipped backwards over the wall he was sitting on and lost his front tooth. then I stood up on the wall and look down at all his friends and asked who was next. they all looked at the ground and then walked away leaving their friend bleeding on the sidewalk. he tried to mumble something like I'm going to get you or you'll pay for this and I jumped down next to him and whispered to him if you pick on Jodi ever again I will find out where you live and when your sleeping ... and then I gave him an evil smile and walked away with Jodi on my arm. I hate bullies because I grew up my whole life being bullied by my older sister until I was bigger than her and sometimes by my mother. So when I see it happening to other people it brings out a sense of injustice and I have to do something about it.
I used to walk Jodi home from school after that and I even introduced her to her girlfriend of like 15 years now? wow I'm getting old! Amy Belland was a fiery red head who like me wouldn't take crap from anyone ... including me, I met her one day when she thought I was picking on her little friend. I didn't get a chance to tell her it was just a misunderstanding before she broke my nose with a mean right hook. I knew right then she was going to be a friend for life LOL
I think Amy and Jodi fell in love at first site and heave been together for a realllllly long time. I don't need to worry about Jodi anymore because Amy is more than capable of taking care of her LOL
I sound really violent don't I LOL it wasn't all that bad I just didn't take to being bullied and wasn't afraid to but some heads or to have my head busted stopping it.
so if you need me to bust some heads LOL I can do it verbally LOL
ok so now that you totally have the wrong opinion of me, I'll just go away and draw my comic book.
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N: I hate violence, but that doesn't mean I don't want to throw a few punches to a few faces...
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Ya I sound like a total bruiser in that last post but really in my entire 4 years of highschool I only had to fight like 3 times. though I almost got kicked out of school for my last one. It was pretty epic. that was the guy who woke up in a dumpster. since I have left High-school some 20 odd years ago I haven't had to fight at all and now that I'm 40 the idea of fighting seems sooo childish.
You sound like your a smart person. I hope things are going well for you and Janette.
do you guys live together or are you still at home.
how did your folks take the news that you were together? or do they know? LOL
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J: Things are going well, thanks ^^. We kinda alternate between sleeping together or at our own homes, and I still live with my Aunt, Nora still lives with her mom, and my Aunt, though not liking the fact I was a lesbian at first (or thinking about it, I think it was the fact I was dating, because she knew I liked girls for years before I met Nora) She warmed up to Nora rather quickly. Also, My aunt is actually dating Nora's Mom, who was in love with my aunt because they were best friends for so long playing poker every sunday and all that. Aunt Rachel is happy with Kiki, much to her surprise, so it took her a while to learn that it's the person you fall in love with, not the gender, but yeah... it can be a bit awkward sometimes for Nora and I knowing our mother-figures are also touching thighs while cuddling on the couch. XD
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LOL I find it very humors that certain universal truths apply to every one every where, like no kid wants to see their parental figure making out, and no parental figure wants to see their kid start dating LOL
I have two kids 12 and 14 and I don't want either of them to start dating. of coarse on closer reflection it's not that I don't want them to date it's that I don't want them to stop being my little kids and start being the adults that they are turning into. that means in my hart that I know I'm getting older and I fear the GOM syndrome... (grumpy old man). I mean sure I want my kids to be happy and I will try really hard not to chase their others away but inside I'm freaking out. my son already has his eyes on a young lady who isn't upset by his attentions... he's only 14 for crying out loud! and my daughter already has her wedding planned out right down to the boy she wants to marry ... of coarse he doesn't know anything about this and It's my obligation to never tell him thus betraying the confidence of the one lady in the world who means the most to me... besides my wife that is, but man! it's sooo hard to sit back and watch your kids grow up. You just want to hold on to every second that is slipping through your fingers , turning to smoke and drifting away. So I know how your Aunt must have felt. She probably wanted you to stay her little Jannette and then you started bringing this Nora girl around and that means ... well it means that it's over. Your not her little Jannette any more and that must have hurt a bit.
I'm glad she found love though. It's really hard to find in this world that's for sure. Kiki sounds like a lovely lady, Norah's pretty lucky to have a mom who understands her. Did Kiki like you right off, or was there some trepidation about you?
ok so brutal question that may not be any of my business, why do you live with your aunt?
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J: Kiki is a really nice girl, but she's also like an eagle. Don't mess with her loved ones or she will kick your sorry ass and possibly shoot you in the leg so you don't get away. She saved our lives last September, actually, and Kiki always kinda liked me because I was actually being a friend to her daughter long before Nora and I started dating.
Also, if you must know, I lost my mother when I was 8, I don't want to talk about why, so Aunt Rachel took custody of me. I never grew up with a father, but neither did Nora... or Sammi for that matter (GRHS)
I'm technachly a bastard child, Nora was artificially inseminated because Kiki kinda has this thing against men in general, Nora kinda has the same thing but is much more tolerant, and Sammi's father left Rachel before she was even born
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that's awesome of you to share that withe me and makes me respect you all the more.
you didn't have to btw, if I ever ask something that's just none of my damn business feel free to tell me to sit and spin I won't have hurt feelings about it.
I'm sorry for your loss. My kids were born through the miracle of in vitro fertilization, after Trish almost died twice trying to get pregnant the regular way. So I kind of know what your talking about.
I don't know Sammi? I assume she/he is your cousin?
Well I hope none of you hate me because I'm a guy ... after all I'm sure there are plenty of better reasons to hate me LOL
I'm glad you have someone like KIki to watch out for you. Of course I'm going to ask how she saved your life but you don't have to tell me if you don't want to it's just my natural curiosity.
so do you have a thing against men? I can't say that I would blame any of you for it. I'll be the first to admit guys can totally suck. Trish's dad left as soon as her mom told him she was pregnant and he's spent his whole life denying that he's the father even in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence proving otherwise. I can't help but Feel that Trish was better off with him gone he's a total Douche bag.
I can't imagine running out on my kids especially when they need me the most.
ok so I have to ask ( GRHS ) ? don't laugh I'm learning LOL
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J: I'm non-discriminate about everyone, and Nora, it's more like she doesn't really trust men that much compared to women, and that she'd rather have a woman escorting her than a (lust-driven) man who might start getting the wrong ideas.
I know... poor Trish, at least she knows who her dad is though.
GRHS = God Rest His/Her Soul
Also, if you want to know this too, Sammi died due to a serious head injury slipping on the ice stuck on the stairs outside the apartment building and landing head first in November. There was a brain hemmorage and she wasn't able to survive the surgery.
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well it's good to know that you haven't written all guys off, I would like to hope that there are more good guys out there than sucky ones.
I can see Nora's point about being escorted though It would be far better for her to be escorted by a lust driven woman who might get the right ideas LOL ok come on that was funny...
Trish is pretty messed up about her dad. All in all we have only talked about her dad a handful of times. Every time the conversation ends fairly abruptly with I don't want to talk about it. Soo all the stuff I know about him comes from her mom. Shes one of those people who tries to see the best in people no matter how badly they've been screwed. But after about an hour or so of stories about this guy I was absolutely sure she was better off without him.
BTW if you want to see what Trish looks like she's a professed of English and you can check her out at her websites....
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I built the websites and did all the video and audio work. I'm very proud of her she's come a long way from the streets where she grew up.
WOW! I'm sorry that happened to Sammi, that's the kind of stuff you hear about but never expect to know some one. I'm most sorry for Rachel, no parent should have to outlive their child. I'm sure it's still eats her up inside. It's one of those things where I wish I could reach out and help in some way that would make it better some how, but I just have to sit here and stare at the computer screen, feeling bad for you and being completely useless. I would say tell Rachel that I'm sorry for her loss but I'm sure that bringing up the memories again would be awful. I don't want to have to relive it again.
If you know of something I could do anonymously let me know and I'm there.
So I take it you live somewhere cold, you must be looking forward to the summer.
so do you and Nora work in the same place?
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N: Tell Maggie, Maxx and Blue we say hi! Tell Trish we're happy for her sucsess! Our Jobs are diffrent, I'm a Waitress at a sports bar and Jannette works at the local Family Dollar store.
J: I'm a lust driven women with the right ideas on how to acttually treat her right and how to be a decent enough bodyguard.
And Rachel doesn't mind bringing Sammi up in conversation. Neither do we. It keeps her memory alive, and other than the fact her life was tragicaly taken too soon and that she isn't here anymore we have nothing to cry about.
N: Yeah, you know where she is? Heavan... and if some of the last words she said in the hospital during her whole "If I don't make it" speech are true then she's a Guardian Angel and with us in spirit protecting us.
There was about a week before the "funeral" (It wasn't a formal funeral, we just threw her ashes out in an open feild so her spirit could soar to the heavens, as stated in the final page in the very back of her diary. It was a touching moment seeing her off) where we believed she was haunting us, a complicated event with have not proof to show, but considering how all 4 of us felt chills and how Me and Jannette both could her faint, hard to understand whispers sometimes says something, right?
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Maggie, Maxx and Blue ... where to start LOL First Maxx is no longer here physically he's with Sammi also watching over us. He was about 12 and his very large hart gave out. I will miss him most because he was my friend. But if you believe in Heaven and the bible and all that, then you know that God created all things in spirit first and so he is waiting for us on the other side and that thought brings me some measure of comfort.
Maggie is doing better she's getting up there in age also, we rescued her from a puppy mill and she has all kinds of ailments. she has a thyroid problem and is on meds for it. She ballooned up to over 100 lbs but now she's back to a more healthy weight and lounging like a princess most of the time.
... then there's Blue...
Hurricane Blue
Blue the destroyer
Blugus Maximus
Blue the conqueror
He has many names, like his brother before him and his sister we rescued him as a puppy from a very bad situation, but he was to young to remember the abuse. He is a Vibrant Healthy 115 lbs Dalmatian in all it's true form. He has the energy of Chernobyl with all the territorial, doesn't play well with others to go along with it. Though he's getting better, I would say now that he's 5 or 6 years old he's calmed down to a tropical depression and though in the past he did 15k worth of property damage to our house I would tell you about it but the memory is to painful LOL anyway he's getting better, Or maybe I'm just getting used to it who knows.
101 Dalmatians was the worst thing that could happen to dogs. every one wanted a Dalmatian puppies they are soooo cute... ya well let me tell you a bit about Dalmatians they never put in the movie.
First they were bread to be carriage dogs, not the ride up top with the master dog noooo they would run under the coach so they had to be able to keep up with horses ... so they have incredible stamina and speed ( often times an adrenalin gland problem where they don't stop producing) and are HYPER in the extreme!
Because of the gate and power of a dalmatian they can jump like a gazelle so no table or counter is safe from a Dalmatian, and unless you have an 8 foot, reinforced fence in the backyard your dalmatians will either clear it in one jump and start terrorizing the neighborhood or they will just knock it down... but that's not the only problem oooohhhh no!
They were put under the coach to keep the wild animals of Dalmatia away from their masters , [link]
anyway they were bread to attack anything smaller than them. Without the days and days of proper training and socialization that will mean ANYTHING.
So ya cats, birds, other dogs, children, anything, Dalmatians are the perfect predator they move like lightning, hit like a freight train and kill anything smaller then they are.
Not the best dog for a suburban America.
So after people ( who have no idea what they are getting into ) get a cute Dalmatian puppy ... after a few weeks when little puppy becomes BIG MEAN dog who is taring up their manicured yard ripping up sofas braking out windows and jumping on the counters , the neighbors cat is missing , squirrels and rabbits are killed all over the backyard and the dog starts attacking their kids and the other kids in the neighborhood they freak and do one of two things, put the dog down ( the most common ) or two they take it to a rescue place where people who understand the breed can put it in a safe environment and give the dog the proper training and socialization they require to be O.K. not good pets just O.K.
the problem is the perpose of the breed has long faded away. Dalmatians are prehistoric dogs so to speak they have outlived their usefulness and now that they are no longer required people keep breading them anyway because they think they are cute.
Cuteness always wins over sanity.
there are about 40 species of dogs that need to go away but persist because of people who feel their cuteness should stay in the world. Pit bulls , Rottweilers , Dalmatians , Boxers , Akitas , to name a few they are living relics of the past and don't have a place in a shrinking world. every day some one is hurt by a dog that is just doing what it was created to do.
Now with the Proper training and socialization any dog can be a good dog ( as long as you understand it's limitations ) but those breeds require lots of training , re-training and vigilance on the part of their owners and in a world where most dogs are like artwork or an animated lawn ornament or worse a fashion accessory Dalmatians have no place.
so we rescue them from ignorant people, from mean people , from themselves. that's what we do.
Nora you work at a sports bar? No wonder you hate men and need a body guard! I typically hate the men that frequent those places LOL. I'd let you borrow Blue but he requires someone with ridiculous upper body strength to keep him from killing people. Though in your case that may not be a bad thing ok ok I didn't say that out loud.
it's good you have Jannette everyone should have a lust driven women in their lives, Trish is very reserved and proper so if she ever got lusty it would be weird like who are you and what did you do with Trish! but don't go we don't have to get her just yet ... LOL I'm bad I know....
I absolutely believe that when are loved ones die they are assigned to us, to watch over us after all they have a vested interest in our well being. If you believe that family's can be together forever then it's important for them ... all of them ... to care about you and want you to come home safe. Sammi is watching over you, I know it. Just like every now and then I can still feel Maxx rubbing his two toned nose against me so I'll pet him.
Tell Rachel I'm sorry for her loss and she must have loved her very much and if there is something I can do to help just let me know.
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N: Boy that's a load off you isn't it? Thaks for your words, and I hated Cruella or whatever the heck her name was who wanted to make coats out of Dalmatian puppies...
J: Thinking about it, 2 dogs... 99 puppies all born at the same time... how the fuck did the lady dog not explode unless those puppies were absolutley tiny at birth and grew up quickly?
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ya sorry about the rant I figure you guys probably don't read half of it but it feels good to get it out LOL but it's obviously a subject that is near and dear to me.
there was other stuff at the bottom LOL
actually in the story Perdy only has 7 puppies who are stolen by Horas and Jasper, they are then added to the 92 other puppies that were stolen and or confiscated from puppy mills/ dog shelters and peoples back yards.... 92 are orphans ... but ya there's no way one dog could have 99 puppies not even if yo named her Nadya Suleman. Either way it would have been better if it were 101 wiener dogs or 101 shih tzus or something like that.
oh well, back to working on your cats 
so what city do you guys live in? I live in San Antonio. it's getting HOT so it's time to crack up the AC and stay indoors ... LOL I'm not much of a nature lover anymore ... I like to watch it on animal planet.
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J: If it feels good to rant, use it!
And I didn't know 92 were orphans!
And you have to go outside eventually, so enjoy the butterfly that will now land on your shoulder next time you go outside if what I prayed for for some reason is true. Yeah, I actually prayed for a butterfly to land on all of my friends, online and offline.
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I'm afraid of butterflies, they're creepy... though on a scale of 1 to 10 ... 10 being the most creepy they are more of a 2 or 3 where as spiders are a solid 8 and scorpions are an absolute 10 possibly 11. I hate scorpions with a fire breathing passion! though they do make for some pretty awesome tattoos.
I much prefer to have a fairy on my shoulder. at least I would understand it's covert agenda to suck my life force away and lead me to my ultimate doom.... with butterflies you never can be sure what's going on inside that freaky little insect mind of theirs!
some times it's doom, sometimes it's all about that peanut-butter sandwich your eating ... you just never know.
However if the butterfly landing should occur I won't have my secret fire fly agents capture it and take it to ... the farm.
That's where we ... have a little discussion with the butterflies and find out who they are working for!! then I send in my very best assassins the mosquito brothers ... also known as the twins! Then the cleaner comes to make the whole thing look like another day in nature.
Of course his name is Arni the aardvark... I keep telling him he needs to change his name. Arni just isn't super spy cool. It's just, well it's like happy days. It's hard to be scared of some one named Arni. I mean really? "oh no look out here comes Arni".... ya not so much. I will start calling him the Baron ! that's much better ... of coarse we'll have to increase the budget for the monogramming ... oh well that's just the price you pay for coolness! If any insects mess with you I will send in The Barron ! though he is a bit near sited and smells ... well like an aardvark, but if you have an ant problem they need to just look out! Arni ... I mean the Barron is unstoppable!!
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N: *is a fairy on your shoulder*
My name is Queen Stillwater
J: *Has a friendly butterfly land on the nose
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