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JacobyPhillipsplz [26496843] [] "*Seductively puts clothes on*"

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Comments: 93

SkeeterTheLurker [2015-04-13 00:05:11 +0000 UTC]

...Other account...?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

~STL

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HarumiKindlePlz [2014-08-17 03:13:31 +0000 UTC]

LETS GO CAMPING

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HarumiKindlePlz [2014-08-15 01:20:13 +0000 UTC]

Jacoby, how do you feel about skinny jeans

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AskMissKiristen [2014-05-19 05:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Jacoby, is it time for another contest?

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-05-19 23:50:50 +0000 UTC]

YES
Bring it on. I'm ready for whatever contest you throw my way.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-19 23:59:08 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what to challenge you to. HOW ABOUT A SINGING CONTEST.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-05-20 00:03:20 +0000 UTC]

OHhhhhhFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OK.
I'M DOWN FOR THAT.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-20 00:06:22 +0000 UTC]

OK. UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME OTHER IDEA?

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-05-23 04:49:54 +0000 UTC]

NOPEH
SINGING IS FINE

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-23 05:33:06 +0000 UTC]

I'MMA KICK YOUR ASS.
BECAUSE I WON THE COOKING AND BEARD OFF. SO IT'S BOUND TO GO MY WAY.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-05-26 20:12:34 +0000 UTC]

WOAH
WOOOOAH
WOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOooAH
BACK UP THERE
I DO BELIEVE I WON THE COOK OFF
AND THE BEARD CONTEST WAS HANDED RIGHT TO ME AS A WIN CAUSE YOU CHEATED.WITH STERIODS.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-26 21:10:20 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOOAH.
NOPE.
YOU'RE SO WRONG.
SOOOOO WRONG.
I WON THE COOK OFF.
AND THE BEARD CONTEST BECAUSE OF MY AMAZING CHINFUZZ.
THAT WASN'T CREATED WITH STEROIDS. IT WAS LADY MAGIC.
SO I'VE WON 2/3.

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AskMissKiristen [2014-03-28 01:17:07 +0000 UTC]

Psssst.


You're a loser


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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-04-05 22:08:34 +0000 UTC]


YOU WANNA GO, PUNK!?
BRING IT.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-04-05 23:40:48 +0000 UTC]

OH I'LL GO.
AND I WILL BRING IT.
YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-04-26 21:18:05 +0000 UTC]

I'M LIKE A FUCKING FALCON
I SEE EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
SO I WILL SEE IT COMING
CAW CAWWWWW

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-04-27 03:21:55 +0000 UTC]

YOU WON'T SEE ME.
I'M STEALTHY.
LIKE A STEALTH.
OR A STEALTHY POTATO.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-04-30 00:31:11 +0000 UTC]

HOW IS A POTATO STEALTHY I DON'T UNDERSTANDD

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-01 04:43:17 +0000 UTC]

Ssssh, it's alright. It's not meant to be understood. Potatoes are majestic creatures that shouldn't be understood.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-05-23 04:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Kiristen,on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you right now?
You potato stoner

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-23 05:32:25 +0000 UTC]

About a five and a half, six? But that's not the point. POTATOES ARE BEAUTIFUL. THAT'S THE POINT.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2014-05-26 20:14:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm just gonna round that off to a 10 and say you're high as fuck.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2014-05-26 21:09:04 +0000 UTC]

No. NOPE. I'm not high, just a lover of the starchy god, the potato.

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AskMissKiristen [2013-11-23 04:44:05 +0000 UTC]

*pushes face up against a window* Want some pie?

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-12-16 02:12:09 +0000 UTC]

What kinda question is that? Of course I want some pie >:u

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-12-16 05:52:43 +0000 UTC]

PIE FOR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYZ.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-12-17 16:02:07 +0000 UTC]

HELL YEAH

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-12-18 00:51:37 +0000 UTC]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE.

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reaper600 [2013-11-21 23:54:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey Jacoby, do you play any instruments or sing?Β 

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AskMissKiristen [2013-11-08 05:17:21 +0000 UTC]

Jacoby, what would you do if your a female for a day?

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AskMissKiristen In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-11-08 05:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Oops, I meant to say if you were a female for a day.

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HarumiKindlePlz [2013-10-31 19:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday, I didn't get you anything, but im her and thats all that should matter. Also Kiristen ate half your birthday cake.

Just so you know


-Harumi

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to HarumiKindlePlz [2013-11-01 17:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks~
And she did what? Oh it's on now.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-11-02 04:06:56 +0000 UTC]

I ATE HALF OF YOUR CAKE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-11-02 04:06:50 +0000 UTC]

I ATE HALF OF YOUR CAKE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.

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HarumiKindlePlz In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-11-02 04:05:49 +0000 UTC]

The evidence is in her hair. She can't control her self

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AskMissKiristen [2013-10-31 04:03:59 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday Jacoby!

Here comes another year of us torturing each other!

And another year of drunk shenanigans and naked paintings.


With much love.

Kiristen~Β 

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-10-31 15:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks Ladybro I can't wait.
Hey,as a birthday request you should burn that naked painting of me .

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-10-31 18:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Well I can tell you that it's not going to happen~ That picture is here to stay.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-11-01 16:54:17 +0000 UTC]

FUUUUCK

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-11-01 20:05:05 +0000 UTC]

Problem?

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-11-05 14:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THROUGH YOUR HOUSE LIKE A FUCKING TORNADO JUST TO FIND AND DESTROY THAT THING.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-11-05 19:54:14 +0000 UTC]

DO IT. I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO DESTROY THAT PAINTING. NOTHING CAN GET TO IT IT. N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-11-07 22:33:11 +0000 UTC]

HAH RIGHT.I'LL GET MY HANDS ON IT AND MAKE YOU WATCH AS I DESTROY IT.

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AskMissKiristen In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-11-08 05:19:17 +0000 UTC]

YOU'D HAVE TO GET PASS MY DEFENSES IN ORDER TO DESTROY IT.

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DXCLove [2013-10-30 23:09:50 +0000 UTC]

(\ /)
(β—•.β—•)
c(")(")

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O I was going to give you a Cookie
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
.....U..U

..( \_/ )
.(O__O)
. (>O<) I LIKE Cookies!!!
. U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O Then i said: sharing is caring....
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
.....U..U

...(\_/)
.(O__O)
.(>O<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
. U....U

.( \_/ )
.(^-^)
.(> <) so I ate it

And instead gave you

HAPPY early BIRTHDAY

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to DXCLove [2013-10-30 23:16:23 +0000 UTC]

You are the first person to wish me a happy birthday.
THANKS BRO.

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DXCLove In reply to JacobyPhillipsplz [2013-10-30 23:18:13 +0000 UTC]

Anything for a friendΒ 

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AskMissKiristen [2013-09-17 04:42:47 +0000 UTC]

fav.me/d6mmg2a

HERE'S YOU'RE PIE. ENJOY.


((seriously though, pecan pies are irritating to draw, actually))

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JacobyPhillipsplz In reply to AskMissKiristen [2013-09-18 14:19:43 +0000 UTC]

It's about time >:U I thought I was going to starve for a second there.

((I know all those nuts and such))

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