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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 , and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Nueva wach!!^0^!! (O como se diga XD) me encanta tu arte amigo mío!0wo puede ser que algún día te pida 1 comición!
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Muchas gracias en serio amiga!! 
Bueno ojala pase
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No es nada!!^0^ y claro que pasara solo deja junto más puntos XD!!
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pelea!!0-0!!! orale pues!!>:V!!!(saco unos guantes de boxeo) entreale XD
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verga...
tranquila chica tranquila xD
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jajaja tranquilo XD no muerdo X,,D
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yo shi---
y no tengo vacuna anti-rabia >:3
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o-o.....a su puta madre!!!D,,:!!(empiezo a correr)D,,,,,8!!!!!!!!!!
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esta bien...juguemos!!!
ya voy por ti!!! >
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SIIIII!!!! >
*Te muerdo en la pierna* >:3
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muy tarde...
ya te toi mordendo... >
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pero recuerda que tengo la vacuna antí rabia XD
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ÑEEEE!! >
mmmm,jejeje me pasas tu oc??? >:3
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pero claro!owo toma XD www.mediafire.com/file/4lb1wgh…
puedes hacer NSFW con mi modelos XD (si quieres)
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Gracias,ahora si me disculpas...
*Suspiro*
BWUAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!! >
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no te preocupes que soolo te dare un mordisquito >:3
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ay!>XD que bonita mordida >X,,,D
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jejeje
bueno esperala, la veraz cuando la haga xD
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jaja claro!>XD oie tienes discord?0wo
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OKI para hablar x ahí mejor!!>x,D! Sirve que me sigues haciendo bullying!!
Jamas te haria bullyng...
bueno un poquito
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tal vez solo un poquito,no mcuho xD
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aun no me has enviado la solicitud en el discord!! >
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