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# Statistics
Favourites: 164; Deviations: 24; Watchers: 10
Watching: 20; Pageviews: 9714; Comments Made: 1237; Friends: 20
# Comments
Comments: 75
ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2012-10-13 19:21:40 +0000 UTC]
Yay!
Thanks, Angry!
deviantART muro drawing
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ToastWizard In reply to ToastWizard [2012-10-13 19:22:04 +0000 UTC]
Ugh, again with the fake drawing.
deviantART muro drawing
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KiraMiko22 [2012-10-12 22:50:47 +0000 UTC]
HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2012-10-07 11:09:31 +0000 UTC]
Look, everyone! We have visitors!
Minions, please make our guests comfortable while I change out of this stupid suit.
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast In reply to ToastWizard [2012-10-19 02:10:06 +0000 UTC]
are you waiting for an attack from me? What kind of chivalrous-ness-less scoundrel do you take me for? I am politely waiting to attack until you are properly dressed. You haven't attacked me, it is still your turn (according to the rules I just invented)
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2012-10-19 04:48:29 +0000 UTC]
If you insist.
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast In reply to ToastWizard [2012-10-23 01:40:07 +0000 UTC]
oh my f#ing god, i was nearly done drawing something and muro just shut down on me. F########!
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2012-08-28 19:17:43 +0000 UTC]
What's this? One of AGT's toastling scouts is trying to invade my page? How cute.
Spike, please escort our guest to a slow and painful death. And be sure to clean up afterwards.
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast In reply to ToastWizard [2012-09-09 08:36:00 +0000 UTC]
HAVE AT THEE! in response to your messenger (who I ate btw, along with his little sign)I accept your declaration of war and I send a swarm of my genetically engineered fire breathing toast-bats to assault your castle.
deviantART muro drawing
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2012-09-09 23:03:26 +0000 UTC]
My flame-retardant toast ninja will turn your swarm of bats into sliced...uh, bread!
And please stop eating my minions. It's very unsportsmanlike.
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast [2012-08-22 03:51:59 +0000 UTC]
YAY points and llama! Thanks, pleasure doing business with you!
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2012-08-22 05:11:39 +0000 UTC]
Thank YOU for the fancy new avatar! I can already feel my swag levels increasing dramatically!
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KippoTec [2011-10-14 03:44:09 +0000 UTC]
*explodes*
BIRTHDAY! HAVE A HAPPY ONE YOU GLORIOUS COOKED BREAD!
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KippoTec In reply to ToastWizard [2011-10-14 04:30:10 +0000 UTC]
OI, NO PROBLEM. YOU JUST 'AVE YOURSELF A GOOD UN', AYE MATE. DRINK YE SOME SYRUP, CALL UP A WAFFLE OF QUESTIONABLE INTEGRITY AN' HAVE YOURSELF A PLEASANT EVENIN'.
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KippoTec In reply to ToastWizard [2011-10-14 04:39:36 +0000 UTC]
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angry-green-toast [2011-10-12 17:33:17 +0000 UTC]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I am too deviant-art-poor (no deviant points) to get you any llama badges or whatever so here. have a badly drawn cake with a toast stripper in it
deviantART muro drawing
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2011-10-12 23:07:56 +0000 UTC]
This is WAY better than points or a smelly old llama! Thanks a lot!
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ToastWizard [2011-04-12 22:53:17 +0000 UTC]
After I submitted my Meme's Meme response, I got 604 pageviews on that one day. That's the most views I've ever gotten on any single day.
The conclusion: I must do more memes in order to become popular.
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angry-green-toast [2011-01-27 06:31:29 +0000 UTC]
I've had a vision. the key to our success. we must build--
sub-hele-tank-marine-copters.
we shall own the air, land and sea! our enemies shall have nowhere to hide!
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2011-01-27 20:20:25 +0000 UTC]
Yes! And we shall equip each sub-hele-tank-marine-copter with as many devastating weapons as physically possible!
In fact, this could also be a great opportunity to test my latest invention: The Toasty Transmogrifier Ray! Simply zap an enemy, and he/she will be instantly transmogrified into a Toast Minion, ready to join our ever-growing army!
I originally planned to mount this weapon on the roof of our secret hideout. But I think it will be much more effective on a moving vehicle, especially one that can traverse land, air, and sea!
Once again, Angry Green Toast, your ingenious plan, combined with my ingenious plan, has resulted in....er....an even more ingenious plan! Excellent work!
But enough chit-chat. Tell the Minions in Engineering to begin construction immediately!
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angry-green-toast In reply to ToastWizard [2011-01-31 02:24:00 +0000 UTC]
also, and i cant take credit for THIS idea--a friend of mine came up with it,
the tank-apeed. its like a chain of tanks. or a really long jointed tank. or a tank train with no rails. however you want to think of it.
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2011-01-31 06:18:36 +0000 UTC]
Interesting...I'll hit the Minions in Engineering with that one once they've finished designing the sub-heli-tank-marine-copters.
Speaking of which, they've given me the final blueprint. It's not much to look at, but it gets the point across. Now they'll disappear into their Cave of Solitude and spend the next five months building non-stop.
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast [2011-01-16 00:32:43 +0000 UTC]
Deviant art has again attempted to squash out th by booting the battle off of the page, thus I return to my attack on YOUR page!
deviantART muro drawing
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2011-01-16 02:04:42 +0000 UTC]
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast In reply to ToastWizard [2011-01-16 06:58:18 +0000 UTC]
thank you for introducing me to you're avatar in person,
now meet mine. >
deviantART muro drawing
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2011-01-16 23:47:04 +0000 UTC]
Block'd!
deviantART muro drawing
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angry-green-toast In reply to ToastWizard [2011-01-19 21:16:40 +0000 UTC]
you win this round
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ToastWizard In reply to angry-green-toast [2011-01-20 04:18:47 +0000 UTC]
IT IS THE TOASTENING!!! Now to overthrow your profile!
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