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# Statistics

Favourites: 1014; Deviations: 29; Watchers: 22

Watching: 155; Pageviews: 7478; Comments Made: 107; Friends: 155

# Comments

Comments: 45

gapowicz [2020-06-02 10:43:51 +0000 UTC]

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VoxAndrews In reply to gapowicz [2020-06-02 13:50:39 +0000 UTC]

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KaidokJ [2019-11-05 10:41:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch. :happybounce:

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. Psychotic

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.

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KaidokJ [2019-11-05 10:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 8: Frail - Extra points for the trash can

:happybounce:

Can you believe this? What kind of an idiot thinks it’s acceptable to compete for Arbitrary Points by wiping out pedestrians, stray pets and various innocent inanimate objects with their preferred vehicle of choice? It’s barbaric, that’s what it is. Insensitive too. But mainly, it’s woefully inefficient. Every competitor in Road Rage Bingo has their own scoring system, which ultimately leads to rampant cheating and widespread corruption within the various professional leagues. Regulations would certainly help in this regard, but at this point, that is more of a band-aid solution. If you ask me, and you should, the real future of Arbitrary Points is in the ancient sport of dry bed bog snorkelling. I know some people are going to disagree, as they heavily invest in sports like soft cheese rolling, or legless shin kicking, and they are free to think that. But just you wait and see. Snorkelling your way through a dried up bog of peat and amphibian carcasses is set to be the next big thing in AP collection. Mark my words.

#ThatSnorkelHasBeenLikeASnorkelToMe

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 23: Ancient - I think I found the problem

:happybounce:

I see you’ve got your ramset driver plugged into your nine iron and that’s just not going to work. How can you expect to get good reception or decent yardage without using a shaved Pekinese as some sort of buffer? My suggestion is that you upgrade your memories to some sort of flashback drive and then you don’t have to worry about losing all your dates to Sheryl, down in marketing. Of course, if you want a new system entirely, I know a Danish Wolfhorse that can give a good deal on a brand new system of government and will even throw in a free monitor lizard. Just let me know and I’ll get you her number.

#ITSupportStories

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joebev910 [2019-09-06 13:40:06 +0000 UTC]