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# Comments
Comments: 203
any other actor you'd fancy naked? I feel I haven't been nice to you in a while.
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'spose I should be flattered you're replying on here 
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Yeah so check your emails you sad sack..I take time to pick those out and write something meaningful in the cards..you're in for a bollocking if you deleted them without looking >> and yeah...no contact..ouch ..and all is said.
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valentines day.
eww.
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yeah..my sentiments exactly..but the rest of the world forces it on you.
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I hate it...just another damn day of reminders and shit...I prefer the bloody story behind it...i'm going to make a macabre valentines cherub >3
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P.S...you've been busy a while...we haven't talked
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Do you still uploads stuff?
I'd like to see your hair when you're done with it...and do you effer get online?
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Oh adding on to the message that I sent you..I mean comment thing..cause i'm lazy to find it xD...
I just mean..if you're set on not bothering the lady then don't worry about it...sure she's fine...was just thinking about your piece of mind...that was a terrible pun xD peace*..
how was first day at job?
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[link] Present for you...
I think he looks best here.
Still not naksies but I try <3
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<3
believe me.. if there were naksies I'd have found them by now
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was that heart for me or alan rickman...or both..cause if I get no heart for being considerate I eat you >> and not in the good kind of way.
xDDD well on the upside maybe he's one of those awesome actors that doesn't do nudes..and on the other hand...you can't find any naked alan rickman
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*hugs and loves on* you get other naked men who are pretty fit too and you can do something about it...
so upside?
*lick
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I sent it, just mentioning again cause both our texting systems are buggered and such...wish me luck *sigh* really hope it works out okay
*hugs* much love hope things are better your end.
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*pokes you and jumps into lap, licks forehead* you have internets I know you do..you just seemed to be mad at me for some ridiculous reason..
News woman..damn it
Much love again..and do you care to know when I send it and what happens or..it makes no difference either way.
Won't lie but the latter will fucking hurt..but shouldn't weigh on your answer anyway
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I won't to know what happens, of course... when you send it is up to you though
I have nets but they are verrrry limited.
as in I have mobile bullshit broadband that costs me the high heavens. I can't sign up to a plan due to not being able to ensure I'll be in it for 12 or 24 months... so I have to go the super expensivo way.
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That's fucked up...=\ I guess i'll just text you then you being on the go and stuff makes it easier.
Okay I got two questions for you...actually just the one..Could you note me with your size..as in...the whole shibang..bust,waist..er what ever else comes to mind that you think may be needed..m'kay?
And...I'll tell you what happens when I do it, right now just fine tuning what I want to write and stuff and go for it...and I'm drawing again and they're doing good..
Oh when you say getting a new plan...this mean you're moving in with dave?
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can't move in with dave.. going to have to go home.
quitting art course..
going to have to find a job..
I have no real clue of my sizes like that... to be honest.. uhm.. I'll try to find out.
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Fuck, that's bad? what happened?
Give me the low down in a note please?
And like I said..if you need any help at all, I can try..something, it won't be much but I can try <3.
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Nevermind that last bit about you not listening to it..you wouldn't have lied to me..but..the whole 'goddamned' thing threw me off..you're either angsty or i'm pissing you off again..please be specific..so I know which one to cut out. oh yeah and last post applies..news please.
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I guess I want a more ..detailed critique..can you gives me one on gmail?..
pleaseeee??? how're you doing by the way no news from you..you getting office mail..I make you giggles yes?..
Much love..and missing you and all that jazz *licks forehead*
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sorry, don't have nets at the moment... just send the godamned thing
I'm fine, just busy and without net.
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See now..how do I know you heard the whole thing and think its okay then if you don't have nets?
What've you been busy with?
Hanging out with dave much? ...seriousness in your relationship yes..stages progressed much?
basically..news..any?
Much love and all that again and i'll post messages or something cool for you soon *hugs and nuzzles and licks* by the way when's your birthday again? <3
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Hey paradoxical one..I posted more mail to you please read alright?
I don't know how often you check your hotmail.
Much love.
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sorry
have read and listened to mail - had to read because sometimes I have little biits of troubles with your accent.. lol I forget you have one when we type xD
yeah sounds good, I'd just send it to her..
go for it
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Hahahaha yeah my accent is so coolio and switcheroo-like
I don't have one of your voice though =[ which sucks cause I don't want to forget what you sound like..
Are you sure I should just send..no critiques?
should I send it with the text as well..incase there's little bits I forget?
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Hey thanks for the 
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no problems
grats on the dd ^^
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Good luck with your critique tomorrow..you never reply to twitter so I don't know if you see it.
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I do.. but I see it the day after because it's time dif.. and I can never work out which tweet you're referring to.
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I see..I'll post a note to say which one then
Miss seeing you online 
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I spent so much money buying people easter shit... it can go fuck itself
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*huggles* Got enough for my birthday? xD
*licks and nuzzles, flatter flatter* did I ever tell you your eyes are sooo perty in the right light..almost like a woman of the night.
No not prostitute..vampiress..=3..am I getting anywhere here? xD
So when're you headed to Melbourne?
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if I got you a birthday present. You would have to give me an address to send it to.
on saturday I fly out. Should be good.
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I can give you an address pretty easy..but then i'd feel like a prompted you to get me one..Hmmm...
Alright fair idea, I'll just note it to you and you decide..if you remember when it is that'd be sweet enough <3
Lucky you =[ I want to see Melbourne..
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Okay scratch the part about wanting mouldy boobs..well not really still want mouldy boobs but girls rubbing lubricant..pictures..want.
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no pics were taken
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Oh fail =[ did you get me a mouldy pair aswell or did you forget me..my birthday is this month..I stop being a teen...fuck you and your teen-ness >>...*sigh
seriously..no pictures or mouldy boobs?..you don't love me 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
lol well the mould can make many pairs of boobs. I just haven't had the chance to actually make them yet.
no pics though.. everyone's hands were too covered in vaseline and plaster and stuff
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