OdinLangdon [2018-01-21 00:46:41 +0000 UTC]

Hey Jack, where can I sign up for working with Hyperion?

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Insolent-Trash [2017-11-22 19:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Soo Jack.. how's your daughter??

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Ovrlralex [2017-01-06 20:00:10 +0000 UTC]

I thought tassiter wasnt that bad of a boss, but playing the pre sequel, im like:What A Dick.

Im sure we had bosse like you jack, some that we wish we punch in the face in no time for stealing ideals,credit for them, and mocking us, but im glad you killed tassiter. i rather work with jack then a Dick like tassiter

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IceStarDragonHC [2016-04-08 21:32:12 +0000 UTC]

Hey there handsome

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executing-phaseshift [2016-03-05 15:00:08 +0000 UTC]

"..."
(hesitantly flips her middle finger up)
(but quickly pulls it back down in hopes he didn't catch it)

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rkane31174 [2015-10-19 18:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Hello again Handsome Jack.
While progress with my research has been slow to say the least, I believe there is a breakthrough to be had.
But, that's not what I need to tell you about.

About seven days ago, I was terminated by a thresher. Did not see it coming.
I do have contingencies in place to deal with death, more specifically my own.
I was quite surprised to find myself revived by a New-U station instead of my biogeneration chamber.

For some reason, the machine failed to charge me for the service.
Additionally, I cannot find any indication of the respawn price.
Since I'm sure theft of services is in violation of our contract with Hyperion, I would like to resolve this issue as soon as possible.

Would you please inform me of what I owe and where to send it?
I will be sure to process payment as soon as possible.

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Sailfin-Dragon [2015-06-25 23:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Hello, Jack! How's life been for you?

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Silver-Prayer-101 [2015-06-15 13:14:47 +0000 UTC]

I ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇʀ sᴏᴜʟ
ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ
ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ.

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Beegbot [2015-05-02 01:04:44 +0000 UTC]

Handsome Jack, THE best..the REAL hero.. i hate those greedy vault hunter pigs. Especially Lilith...  i hate her the most. poor guy, so misunderstood.... GO TEAM HANDSOME JACK 

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McSlave [2015-04-20 17:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Handsome Jack 2016.
Why vote for the lesser pf two evils? 

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Zhabakoshka [2015-04-16 20:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Handsome!
Because of the boredom i've decided то bend under myself my planet and i even have a couple dozen of followers...but idk what shall i do to start.
Maybe you could give some tips for a hero-novice?

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steampunkassassin33 [2015-03-31 03:03:07 +0000 UTC]

I had a question I wanted to ask you. What lead you to believe you were doing the right thing in...well... what you did throughout the game? For example, the Grinder in the middle of Overlook. I thought heroes showed mercy (you said so yourself), so wouldn't a more humane method of execution fit better? Of course, I can completely understand if the purpose was to make them afraid of you, but that's more something a tyrannical madman would do, not the hero. Thank you for your time, and sorry if this account isn't active anymore or something like that.

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TheWildWestPyro [2015-01-15 14:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Soooo, how's the new year going for you?

It's good for us-lots of loot! Anyway, the 6 current Vault Hunters would like to apologize for blowing up half of Helios. It was fun, though.

Oh, and-we've been receiving reports of some code monkey called Reese or something, running around with his accountant sidekick. Has he got anything to do with you? Because we got a call from some guy called Assquez or something, saying he wanted him back.

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ChocolateRa [2015-01-08 16:55:24 +0000 UTC]

So, Jack, just out of curiosity. How horribly disfigured was Helena Pierce's face when you met her? I mean, the ECHO logs implied it was bad, but I want to hear it from YOUR angle.

OH, and good luck on your righteous quest to purge Pandora of its vileness and psychotic bandits!

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copper-picture [2015-01-08 00:40:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Handsome Jack! You're exactly the person I've been meaning to contact. I will admit, now that I am actually talking to you, all the lines I've been going over in my head have vanished down a drain of extreme social anxiety, and I am terrified this will not go out as I hope it will. I'm terrified. You're... you're very intimidating. You know that right? I'm sure you do, though. Uh, I'm getting off track, I apologize. I just need to.... gather my... notes... Here we are.

My name is Gina, and I run a small, non-profit, donation-driven organization, and I was wondering if you could spare some change to donate to our charity? If you don't want to, I'll stop here, but please, feel free to ask about it if you're interested! And I am very, very sorry for wasting your time, sir.

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TheWildWestPyro [2014-12-29 03:16:07 +0000 UTC]

Happy Mercenary Day, Handsome Jack.

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Bylika190 [2014-12-03 11:18:31 +0000 UTC]

hai mr jack ;D

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ZoraSteam [2014-11-27 02:03:00 +0000 UTC]

heya handsome!

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BlitzMan [2014-10-31 15:14:28 +0000 UTC]

...What... Handsome Jack? HERE?!? Son of a TAINT!!!

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fate0013 [2014-10-17 09:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Dear Handsome Jack

Damn, was that one hell of a ride

I had a blast on this little adventure of ours. Granted, there were deaths on both sides that neither of us can forgive.

Funny thing, and ironically, I use a lot of your companies munitions. Nice work, a bit techy though.

Can't wait for the next adventure. Try not to be too much of a dick though will ya? (Though I'm pretty sure you will be regardless)

P.S. Your robots are annoying as f@$k to deal with.

sincerely, one of your good natured adversaries (here's a hit, I have a sweet ass turret)

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TheWildWestPyro [2014-10-07 10:55:40 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Mr. Worthy Opponent/Trolling Fascist CEO!

Well, I'm a Vault Hunter, and we'd all like to say that it was fun fighting you, and we hope to see you again. (Just don't be as big as an asshole like you were last time, OK?)

If you want to know what I look like, I'm an assassin who carries a rare Jakobs Gatling Gun with the Dark Explorer helmet and the "Don't get my dander up" suit, with a Corrosive Singularity grenade and a Explosive Nova Torque shield hanging from the back of my utility belt.

Anyway, I'm back from Aegrus and re-exploring Pandora, and I'm looking through Nakayama's house. I've found some things that might interest you:
-He has your picture framed on every wall.
-He wrote love letters to you, but they were never sent.
-He set up a whole religion based around you. With a holy book and everything.
-He has tons of badly photoshopped Rule 34 of you. Bleurgh.
-He stole all your other cardboard cutouts from Oppurtunity.
-He was working on an experiment to "genderbend" you. Wierdo.
-He revived your girlfriend with lightning (don't ask me how that even worked in the first place) and made her his "wife." She's OK at the moment, we're just not sure what to do with her now. .
-He has several shrines dedicated to you in his home.
-He has a journal where he writes about his dreams about you.
-He stole your wardrobe after you died. He was also the thief who snuck into Sanctuary and stole your mask. The Crimson Raiders (BEST ARMY EVER) had put in Roland's vault.
-He made copies of your mask and put it onto EVERY. SINGLE. THING. Even the ceiling has your face painted on it.

Anyhow, that's the list done. Gaige takes care of Butt Stallion now, and the horse is happy and well-fed and ready to kick bandits to death.

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Zhabakoshka [2014-09-21 14:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Jack, you were such a cutie in youth!!! 

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Pikaronii [2014-09-21 06:31:24 +0000 UTC]

Handsome Jack you kawaii devil dick. What have you to say for yourself.

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Sniper0092 [2014-09-16 18:52:02 +0000 UTC]

Hey Handsome Jack.

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daw327 [2014-09-10 00:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Deadpool: "So "Jackie", how's it been for you this past year?"

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EpicKitty-54 [2014-08-28 19:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Hyperion New-U stations sure do come in handy.

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